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Schoolboy Crush

Written by SteeleBlazer

In adolescence, boys can develop a specific set of feelings for girls—it’s an awkward mix of admiration, nervous longing, and imagined importance, where the cute little girl becomes larger than life in his thoughts. Normally, it’s a temporary psychological fixation characterized by heightened attention toward a specific peer, increased self-consciousness, idealization, and a desire for approval or reciprocal interest. It typically manifests through nervous behavior, rumination, and exaggerated emotional responses to minor interactions. 

This is commonly referred to as a schoolboy crush. 

These feelings are generally understood as a normal developmental stage and are expected to diminish as emotional regulation and social confidence improve with age, and most boys will simply grow out of this phase. But there have been some rather strange and interesting developments lately, and it appears that girls’ developmental stages have taken a different turn. Increasingly, girls are not only maturing socially and emotionally, but physically as well—growing stronger, and not just more muscular, but larger than life, or at the very least, in many cases, literally larger than the boys around them. 

In times past, the worst thing a boy had to worry about with his schoolboy crush was the cute little girl not reciprocating his feelings, or at worst being teased or bullied about his crush. But now… things have changed. Great big changes. And boys are facing bigger consequences than ever before. 

Because those little schoolboy crushes are on girls that aren’t so little anymore—and who now have great big, mighty female muscles. 

This has led to a unique and ironic reversal. Where boys once demonstrated their feelings through awkward admiration and restraint, girls now express interest and emotion through overt displays of physical and muscular superiority. In effect, the girls develop their own version of a schoolboy crush—one expressed through strength and might, used to show off and impress, and most of the time quite literally impress upon and compress the boys with those mighty female muscles of theirs… once again, literally crushing their schoolboy crush. 

In simple terms, the girls crush their crushes! 

Which of course brings brand new meaning to the term schoolboy crush, as the boys are no longer figuratively crushing on the girls—but the girls now are, in fact, doing so quite literally. Using their muscles, their arms, and their overwhelming strength, they squeeze boys in hugs so tight they don’t just knock the wind out of them, but have been known to strain the sternum or crack ribs. They flex deliberately, not just showing off their bigger and larger and superior muscles, but insisting boys kiss their large, bulging biceps, sometimes turning it into a game to see whether a finger—or even a hand—can be trapped between their rock-hard bicep and forearm. On occasion, boys are lured in for a kiss only to have a brawny arm snap shut around their face, caught between a flexed bicep and forearm like a steel trap—his face can be and is quite literally crushed by his crush as she flexes. 

And while in the past there used to be a saying that a schoolboy crush was innocent or harmless… it appears that may well all be in the past, just like male genetic muscular superiority. It seems that boys are now the weaker of the sexes—and even when they grow out of their crushes, the girls do not grow out of being bigger and stronger… in fact, they only grow even bigger, larger, and stronger. And that can lead to some big consequences, as both boys and girls discover the differences between them. 

In the past, the biggest harm that could come from a broken crush might be a bruised ego or a broken heart. But now these girls are crushing the boys with their muscles, and absolutely crushing their egos, sometimes breaking those egos along with their hearts, and perhaps a few ribs as well—shattering and dispelling the long-held notion that girls are weaker than boys. 

As a result, that harmless and innocent schoolboy crush can now result in a schoolboy being… well, CRUSHED—physically, emotionally, and just about every which way but loose. Because he can’t pry himself loose from the big, brawny arms of the cute, not-so-little girl who is either the object of his crush and reciprocating those feelings, or is showing her affection for her crush in her own special little way… which of course involves showing off just how special and strong those great big muscles of hers really are. 

However, the more things change, the more they stay the same. And while there are now great big changes in the development of both boys and girls—with girls, of course, now developing not just sooner, but developing great big, mighty female muscles—the secrecy of a crush and the shyness that is the prevailing trend of crushes still remains mostly intact. Which, for the boys, is a good thing. Because if they aren’t careful, they just might be crushed by their crushes. 

However, day by day, not only do the girls grow bigger and stronger, but they also become more emboldened and more likely to act on their crushes—which we all know where that can lead…  

…to the emergency room for the boys, suffering cracked ribs and strained sternums from overenthusiastic hugs, bruised throats and crushed windpipes resulting from being trapped in a crushing, vice-like bicep flex, along with jammed fingers, broken hands, mild concussions, and assorted other miscellaneous injuries—all the result of being held too tightly, too enthusiastically, and too lovingly by their schoolgirl crush.  

And let’s not blame the girls, because these emotions—and their muscles—are new to them. They’re still developing and maturing, still figuring out these feelings, and least of all learning how to control their newfound, newly grown, and newly developed strength. Which, of course, there is nothing least about those gigantic girly muscles of theirs. 

So be warned, boys: those schoolboy crushes of yours—and of hers—are no longer harmless or quite so innocent. And you just might be crushed by your cute lil’ schoolgirl crush and those great big, mighty female muscles of hers!