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Early Access: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x2 - Uncut (Patreon)

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2026-01-27 03:30:52
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2026-01-27 19:53:52
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Enjoy A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x2 uncut!!

Uncut: https://thenormies.com/a-knight-of-the-seven-kingdoms/

Edited reaction is already available on YouTube!!

Note: Marketa's audio on the uncut should be fixed now!

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A full-package knight | A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x2 "Hard Salt Beef" | Normies Reaction!

The Normies react to A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms season 1 episode 2, "Hard Salt Beef." Pat, Navi, Chris, Spidey, Rana, Micky, Suraj and Marketa give their review!! Ser Duncan the Tall (Peter Claffey) speaks to Prince Daeron (Henry Ashton) about Ser Arlan, who surprisingly remembers him. Dunk and Egg (Dexter Ansell) visit Tanselle (Tanzyn Crawford) to paint a new sigil. The Noble lords doubt Ser Arlan's (Danny Webb) achievements as a knight, and Dunk swears to prove them wrong. Directed by Owen Harris. BECOME A Normies Premium or No Fomo MEMBER: Get 6 WEEKS AHEAD on most shows (excluding premier shows), exclusive movies and vote on what we watch: https://www.thenormies.com/ SEND US LETTERS/GIFTS: PO Box 785 Fishers, IN 46038 FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA: linktr.ee/the_normies #aknightofthesevenkingdoms #gameofthrones #houseofthedragon #hotd #queen #king #georgerrmartin #fantasy #dragon #dnd #ttrpg #hbo #hbomax #normies #tv #serduncan #egg #baratheon #jonsnow #targaryen

Comments

Reynaldo Urena

#SundayRundown - Sweetfoot was the white horse’s name that Dunk had to sell and was Ser Arlen’s riding horse , Chestnut is the name of the lighter brown one & Dunks riding’s horse and Thunder is the Darker brown War Horse. The first round of the Jousts we saw is the one that decides the Champions lower Knights can challenge later. The Guy who bit the head off of a Trout is Lord Medgar Tully, just House Tully things I guess. Current Targaryen Tree of Those We Met: Daeron “The Good”: Current King(Mentioned but not seen) Baelor “Breakspear”: Eldest son of Daeron, Hand To The King & Heir to the Throne Valaar “The Young Prince”: Baelor’s son & 2nd in line to the Throne, Guy we saw in Preliminary Joust Maekar “The Anvil”: Youngest son of Daeron, and Father to Aerion Aerion “Brightflame”: Dick who thought Dunk was a stable boy & 2nd son of Maekar Maestar Aemon from the Night’s Watch in GoT is Maekar’s 3rd son

Chaos T

"Hard Salt Beef" is an appropriate title for the episode......

warriorten

Ketty's audio is gone in the uncut

Michael Colorado

Please stop using subtitles on shows that are English speaking they give away spoilers

Macs

I think you might have misunderstood why dunk paid 2 stags to the blacksmith, it was a down payment so steely pate wouldn't sell the armor to anyone else for one day. Dunk has a day to come up with the other 598 silver stags he's not renting the armor he's paying for a layaway so he can come back and buy it tomorrow. Thats why he sold the horse sweetfoot, to get the rest of the money. His hope is he will win at least a single joust that means he gets the knight he defeated arms armor and war horse, which he can either keep sell or ransom back to the knight he beat. Lots of cash. He can buy back sweetfoot with plenty leftover. Of course if he loses he loses Thunder the most expensive horse the war horse, plus the armor the sword ad shield, and he doesn't have the money to ransom them back, in short if he loses once he's screwed.

Cee Jay

Arlan said he didn’t need to win a joust. Man was packing the biggest lance in the 7 kingdoms.

PurportedGrey

#Sunday Rundown To clarify some of the questions surrounding the Targaryen family tree, here’s an overview of the current family structure, along with some key bits of lore that led to the current setting: Baelor the Blessed, whom you mentioned in the episode, Suraj, was three kings ago. He died without an heir, essentially a septon king who is one of the five or so legit "Mad" Targaryen's. Baelor starved himself to death in an attempt to "purge his sins." After his death, his uncle, Viserys the 2nd, who was also his Hand, ascended to the throne. The characters featured in the show are the grandchildren and great-grandchildren of Viserys II. The current King is King Daeron the 2nd "The Good" His Queen Myriah Martel (their marriage brought Dorne into the fold of the Seven Kingdoms) Daeron's heir and 1st son is Baelor "Breakspear", "The Hammer" Targaryen (He earned the nickname "Breakspear" after defeating his uncle, Daemon Blackfyre, in a joust at 17, clinching victory on the final tilt. And 13 years before the current events of the show, both Baelor and Maekar were key figures in stopping the 1st Blackfyre Rebellion. They played a central role in the final battle, using a new tactic called "The Hammer and Anvil" to secure victory in the final battle.) Baelor's 1st son is Valarr Targaryen (dark haired guy in the joust) Baelor's 2nd son is Matarys Targaryen Daeron's 2nd son is Aerys "the Reader" Targaryen Daeron's 3rd son is Rhaegel Targaryen (another "Mad" Targaryen) He has 3 kids that aren't really talked about in the books, besides "hey he has 3 kids". Daeron's 4th son is Maekar "The Anvil" Targaryen Maekar's 1st son is Daeron "The Drunken" Targaryen Maekar's 2nd son is Aerion "Brightflame" Targaryen ("stable my horse" short haired guy) Maekar's 3rd son is Maester Aemon Targaryen Maekar's 1st daughter is Daella Targaryen Maekar's 4th son is Aegon "The Unlikely" Targaryen Maekar's 2nd daughter is Rhae Targaryen

PurportedGrey

Another great reaction and episode yall! I loved the visual of Dunk, after meeting the 2 Kingsguard, continuously thinking about if someone like him could rise to Ser Donnel's level. Also I complained about Baelor and Maekar's ages last week, but holy hell am I gonna eat crow, Bertie Carvel (Baelor) is phenomenal as one of the best men in Westerosi history! And the ARMOR!!!! This show has a "shoestring budget" budget compared to the other shows, and they made the most accurate Kingsguard armor we've ever seen in these shows! It makes me ridiculously excited to see Dunk's armor, since it's based off the comic adaptations illustrations!

Sean Carleton

#SundayRundown To quote the gang from It's Always Sunny, "Dude hangs dong."

Jacob Livingston

this show is fantastic all around. It looks incredible, the writing is great, the acting is great and dunk and egg are so damn lovable. Their relationship is so wholesome and through 2 eps already you are so invested and care for them so much already. I am surprised yall didn’t catch some of the subtle hints though.

Veya

they need subtitles because people will talk over the audio at times.

Christian

Perhaps the highborn lords would have had an easier time remembering Ser Arlan if Dunk would have mentioned his huge dong.

Christian

Dunk: “He was 5’10”, had a white beard?” Lord: “I remember him not.” Dunk: “He also had a giant uncircumcised penis.” Lord: “Ohhhhhh, right. I didn’t know his name was Arlan, but I do know who you’re talking about.”