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Naruto: F*** - Marry - Kill (Patreon)

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2021-01-13 19:00:03
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Content

Here are your options:
Female characters:
- Tsunade
- Sakura
- Kurenai

Male characters:
- Tobi
- Kakashi
- Pain

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Comments

Freddupe

Fuck Tsunade Marry Kurenai Kill Sakura

D.j. Lachmandas

I’m fucking everyone single person on both lists

Shamal Williams

I’d kill Sakura, Marry Tsunade, and Fuck Kurenai.... fuck Sakura.

Saitama

Fuck Tsunade. Marry Kurenai. Kill Sakura

Zee

Fuck: Tsunade. Marry: Tsunde - Melons for life 👅 Kill: Kurenai - she has a baby (baggage) and used a genjutsu on a Uchiha I ain’t fucking the bro’s, bro & Sakura is a minor

LeafShinoB

F: Tsunade M: Sakura K: Kurenai I said what I said.

PKKite

This would have been a challenge if Hinata or Anko was in the list. F*** - Sakura Marry - Tsunade Kill - Kurenai

Zero Requiem

Fuck Kurenai Marry Tsunade Kill Sakura ❤❤❤

Melissa

Remember y’all if you fuck Pain that probably includes the Paths too 😩🙏🏽

nibseyle

Fuck tsunade, marry kurenai, fuck Sakura and then kill her, and then fuck pain

Marcb92

F*** - Tsunade Marry - Kurenai Kill -Sakura F*** - Kakashi Marry - Tobi Kill - Pain

Kami Shemoo

Female characters: - Tsunade (F) - Sakura (K) - Kurenai (M) Male characters: - Tobi (K) - Kakashi (F) - Pain (M)

Alucard

Marry Tsunade Fuck Kurenai Kill Sakura

Kingmarquiz317

Fuck kurenai marry tsunade and kill sakura

Corey

- Male - Kill Pain Fuck Tobi Marry Kakashi - Female - Kill Sakura Fuck Tsunade Marry Kurenai

DAki

Fuck - Tsunade Marry - Sakura (She looks good later on) Kill - Kurenai (initially chose to kill Sakura but I realise marriage with Kurenai would be boring) Fuck - Pain ( i'm getting a sixsome and he's voice does it for me lol) Marry - Kakashi (obviously) Kill - Tobi (if I married Tobi I would eventually kill his annoying ass)

Abdul Manneh

Have a gangbang with the paths of pain Marry kurenai Kill sakura

Redding Tier

Marry Sakura, Fuck Kurenai and kill Tsunade. Tsunade is literally old as hell under that illusion, it'd be like marrying or fucking Melisandre from GOT.

Pro_Hero

M Kurenai F Sakura K Tsunade (she’s old ppls like mid 60’s let that old 🐱 go)

Shockzz1234

Fuck Tsunade, marry Kurenai and obliterate Sakura with the heat of a thousand suns.

Chaos T

Lmfao it's pretty easy to guess who's going to be picked as "kill" for the females.

Anonymous

Fuck tsunade, marry kurenai, kill sakura

James Watters

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Kurenai, Kill Kurenai.

Mrryn

Definitely fuck Tsunade, marry Kurenai, and kill Sakura. No hate on Sakura but at this point...well she's 16, and I ain't about to go to ninja prison and get the Thousand Years of Death for some cherry blossom booty. Edit: And reasoning for the others: Tsunade feels like she'd be fun and would probably be more chill and down for a one night thing rather than a committed relationship based on her past and personality. And Kurenai, even with a bun in the oven and big shoes to fill in terms of the man in her life...well she's a classy lady and, if she'd have, I'd have no issue settling down and making her my forever girl (points if you get the reference).

Pride

F: Kurenai M: Tsunade K: Kakashi

Anonymous

Fu*K: Tsuna Marry: Sakura (when she's older) Kill: Pein But coulda been better options 😋

raesh

Out of all of them only sakura is a minor so put her aside.. I'll fuck tobi, tsunade, kurenai🥰 Kill pain 💔 Marry kakashi ❤

Zee

Tbf, no one should be fucking a minor *Chris Hansen is watching*

MihoKiryu

F Tsunade, M Kurenai , K Sakura

Robert Quill

This is to easy. F Tsunade, M Kurenai and take Sakura to the woods for a neck massage.

Melissa

Easy: kill Toby, fuck Pain and marry Kakashi

Jamil Hicks

Fuc*k kunerai Marry tsunade (since she can keep looking young) Kill sakura

Deiondre0

whoever you put for kill: Good luck 😂

Pervy Sage

Female characters: M - Tsunade K - Sakura F - Kurenai Male characters: F - Tobi M - Kakashi K - Pain

Kevin Kovacs

F:Sakura M:Tsunade K:Kurenai

Ed

M. Kurenai; kakashi F. Tsunade; pain K. Sakura; tobi

Anonymous

F: Tsunade M: Sakura K: Kurenai

Sam

Females: F Tsunade, M Kurenai, KKKKK Sakura. Males (fuck it): F Pain, M Kakashi, K Tobi (annoying af)

Sally

Female characters: Fuck Tsunade Marry Sakura Kill Kurenai Male characters: Fuck Pain Marry Kakashi Kill Tobi

c lemoar

I mean Sakura underage so gotta kill her fuck tsunade marry kurenai, feel like tsunadewould do my head as a wife

Luke

Fuck Tsunade Marry Sakura Kill Kurenai

Emily

Fuck Pain, Marry Kakashi, kill Tobi

Bliss 28

Fuck Kurenai marry Tsunade kill Sakura unfortunately because I actually like her character

jose giron

That is to easy of course I would M: Tsunade cuz them we could F whenever we want, I would F: Kurenai and K: Sakura cuz she kind of annoying af. if I was gay I would F:Kakashi K:Obito and M:pain cuz come on gangbang alert !!!! and whenever I want, hell yeah that's a damm good deal 6 dudes for one baby !!!!

Quench thevoid

Fuck Tsunade: Hot but a gambling addict. Marry Kurenai: Because shes partner for life. Kill Sakura: ... Fuck/Marry: Kakashi Kill: Tobi, Pain

KevinFromNewYork

I mean...sakura is still underage but whatever floats some of you guys pervy boats.

Gerard Lelouch

Fuck Tsunade , Marry Kurenai , Kill Sakura Fuck Pain , Marry Kakashi , kill Tobi

Anonymous

Female: KFM, Male: FMK

Anonymous

Female: F Tsunade M Sakura K Kurenai Male: F Pain M Kakashi K Tobi

Alex cleveland

Fuck Tsunade: Bad asf when she was a young adult and now. Though will prob kill my ass if we had an argument. Marry Kurenai: Everything about her is amazing, expect that time she tried to use Genjutsu on fucking Itachi. Kill da hoe Sakura: Just a simp and thot at its finest🤷🏽‍♂️

Matthew Daniel Griffiths
>>51367922

well she technically isn't underage she's a grown arse woman right now in boruto, but yes she's underage where they are at in the story

Brad Harding

Female characters; Fuck Sakura Marry Kurenai Kill Tsunade Male Characters; Fuck pain Marry Kakashi Kill Tobi

Matthew Beltran

F kurenai M tsunade K sakura F tobi M kakashi (my fav) k pain

MOB12

F Kurenai M Tsunade K Sakura F Pain M Kakashi K Tobi

MrBulldog714

F*** Tsunade Marry Kurenai Kill Sakura

Stig_Ove

Marry Pain and get a harem!

Richard Cabanas

Marry Kakashi, fuck pain and kill tobi😭

CodePhoenix13

Fuck kurenai Marry Tsunade Kill Sakura Mary Kakashi Fuck Pain ( because there's six of them and summer female) Kill Tobi

Anonymous

F Kurenai. M Tsunade. Kill Sakura!!!

William Sachs

M: Tsunade, K: Kurenai and F: Sakura

Fuzrok

F - Sakura M - Kurenai K - Tsunade (because she can revive herself)

TrixieTurner

F Tsunade, M Sakura, K Kurenai F pain, M Kakashi, K Tobi.

Fred Carmichael

I don't think we could even kill Tsunade if we wanted to lmao

Anonymous

F Tsunade, Marry Sakura and Kill Kurenai cause I find her the least interesting out of the 3.

Denver Gray

F: Tsunade/Pain M: Kurenai/Kakashi K: Sakura/Tobi

Anonymous

Kill t marriage with kakashi f pain——kill sakura marriage with btt and f kurenai

Anonymous

F - Kurenai M - Sakura K - Tobi

David Zimmerman

M: Sakura F: Tsunade and by process of elimination K: Kurenai

Acoleyte

F - Tsunade M - Kurenai K - Sakura

Max
>>51366953

Hmm. I like how you changed your answer after people mentioned Sakura being 16.

The Normies Staff

F Pain because there's probably a lot of freaky s*** he's into. - Dustin.

Ryan

F tsunade M kurenai K sakura

Faizan Ahmad

F - Kurenai M - Kakashi K - I mean we all know from these characters right lol

Anonymous

F Kurenai , M Tsunade,K Sakura , F Pain, M Kakashi, K Tobi

Daniel

F-tsunade, M-sakura, kill-kurenai

MojoJojoGojo

F Kurenai/ M Tsunade/ Kill Sakura

Hassan

K SAKURA - F SAKURA - M TSUNADE so I can have all the F I want

Anonymous

F-Tsunade M-Kurenai K-Sakura F-Pain M-Kakashi K-Tobi If we're talking all the characters introduced so far... F:(ranked from 1st to last) Kurenai,Konan,Anko,Tsunade, Tayuya(even in her second form),Ino,Haku(yeah i said it),Sakura,Hinata,Temari K: Tenten (most useless) M: Shizune (this probably says something about me but i feel like she's underappreciated as Tsunade's assistant.putting up with her bs to make sure things are running smoothly.)

kinky28

Fuck/party Tsunade marry Kurenai kill Sakura with a smile on my face. Fuck Pain, Marry Kakashi, kill Tobi

Anonymous

F: Tsunade/Pain M: Kurenai/Kakashi K:Tobi/Sakura

Anonymous

Marry Kurenai F Tsunade AND RIP Sakura because She Definitely dead as a door knob she didn't stand a chance 🤣🤣

ChiGuy2019

Yall trippin if you ain’t marrying Sakura. She’s shown she’s a ride or die. If you die, Kohan will start hanging with your best friend lol. And Tsunade will do the same “special gesture” she did for you for other guys!

Victoria

F- Kurenai M- Sakura K- Tsunade F- Pain M- Kakashi K- Tobi

godUsoland

F- Tsunade M- Sakura K- Kurenai What can I say, I don't like Kurenai. She tried to Genjutsu Itachi. REALLY? And Sakura looks very nice as an adult. Plus, she settles down personality wise.

Agha

F - Tsunade | M - Sakura | K - Kurenai

Nick Comfort

F-Tsunade. K-sakura M-Kurenai

Sean Mumford

F - Sakura M - Kurenai K - Tsunade Don't forget, Tsunade's current appearance is genjutsu that I'm pretty sure would not work in the bedroom. And Kurenai seems nice and mentally stable. Maybe I just sympathize with her since I'm a widower.

Akram A.

F Tsunade M Kurenai K Sakura

Kaylon Lencrerot
>>51375001

It's not genjutsu, she actually is young, but if she runs out of chakra she will rapidly age until she has recovered.

Anonymous

males: F - Pain (pay one get 6) M - Kakashi, ofc. K - Tobi famales: F - Tsunade M - Kurenai (cause she's a keeper) K - Sakura (she's 17 fam)

Cristina Totino

F Tsunade M Sakura K Kurenai F Pain M Kakashi K Tobi

Kingjasco

Killing Kurenai for sure

Isaiah Cox

F- Tsunade M-Sakura K- Kurenai F- Kakashi M- Pain K- Tobi

Michael Lopez-Zayas

A lotta weirdos instantly went kill sakura and their reason, shes underage... am i here thinking the sakura i know is categorized as a milf now... but whatever, I'll let yall keep your way of thinking Fuck- Tsunade Marry- Kurenai Kill- Sakura

Mikestrike

F - Kakashi M - Kurenai (since I can't choose Kakashi again T_T) K- Sakura

Anonymous

F Tsunade (because she is so beautiful, but too old for me to marry, since I'm a still 19) M - In reality Kurenai, because we both calm and nice. But I like Sakura more, but I don't think I can match her ideal type in the long run

BS

K- Sakura PERIOD

Liam D

F-Tsunade/pain M- Sakura/kakashi K-kurenai/tobi

chuahsang

F and Marry Tsunade. She may be old but she doesn't age.. I would age faster than her so that's cool with me and I'm loyal so I wouldn't F kurenai while marrying Tsunade lol Kill Sakura and Karin together

L.C.

Sakura is one of the worst female characters in anime so she is automatically getting killed mercilessly. Anyone that isn't insane would agree.

Gabriel Moreira

Fuck pain for sure cause its like fucking 6 at once lul So It should be like F - Tsunade / Pain M - Kurenai / Kakashi K - Sakura / Tobi

Temperistic

F - Tsunade M - Kurenai K - Sakura

Dominic Caciappo

I am going to go with Fuck Kurenai Marry Tsunade Kill Sakura

Chris Poveroni

And Suraj is like: Orochimaru, Orochimaru, Orochimaru XD

Sanatea

F - Tsunade - She is 51 in part 1 and I am in my mid 20s. Let's be honest, we all thought about this at some point in our lives. If you give me the option to marry Tsunade when she is younger then I'd change this to marry Tsunade. M - Kurenai - We are around the same age, she is beautiful, chill, and would make a great wife K - Sakura - No explanation needed

Justin Neason

f tsunade, marry kurenai (she's probably the most wifey material realistically)... And Sakura, I'm sorry but Imma have to do it to ya (and not in a good way)

Sanatea

F - Kakashi M - Kakashi K - Sakura

Storm King

F-Tsunade M-kurenai K-Sakura I think this will be common 😂

Synd

Fuck Tsunade Marry Kurenai Kill Sakura

Rubeeno80

Rest in peace Sakura. Feels bad.

Anonymous

With tsunade and sakura in fuck, marry, kill. It’s always a no brainer. You kill sakura always. You fuck tsunade because who doesn’t dream of sleeping with a gilf. And you marry ino, hinata, Kurenai, konan, tamari, you marry the third option always. Make it harder next time.

Ariel W

Fuck Tsunade Marry Kurenai Kill Sakura Fuck Pain Marry Kakashi Kill Toby

Jose

F. Sakura Marry Kurenai Kill Tsunade I chose Sakura bc she needs to get sasuke out of her head 😅 and marry kurenai bc of the baby and kill tsunade bc it’s the only option left 🙃

Vanessa Grijalva

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Kurenai and Kill Sakura | Fuck Tobi, Marry Kakashi, and Kill Pain

Shaun Forbes

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Kurenai and Kill Sakura |

KimKaiRen

Lol who put Tobi in the list. Tobi is a good boy *wink*

Conner Simpkins

Marry Kurenai, Fuck Tsunade, Kill Sakura.

Redding Tier
>>51379874

I can't agree because to killing Sakura out of these 3 options 'cause Tsunade is literally a badly aged old lady under the illusion. She's as wrinkly as a prune so I have to kill Tsunade based on actual appearances alone even if Tsunade is the best character of the 3. Kurenai isn't even a real character. Then again she looks good but she comes with a baby so i can't marry her just fuck her

chuahsang
>>51367074

dont mention Boruto. the normies don't know who lives and dies in Naruto yet.

chuahsang
>>51367129

Tsunade's old only in number. as long as she has chakra she doesn't age. I'd Marry her and F her for the rest of my life lol

Settsu

aight then

Connar Woodhead

Fuck Kurenai, Marry Tsunade, Kill Sakura Fuck Tobi, Marry Kakashi, Kill Pain

Curtis

Fuck Tsunade / Marry Kurenai / Kill Sakura Fuck Kakashi / Marry Tobi / Kill Pain At the end of the day Tobi would be fucking hilarious and Tsunade is an old woman

Chance Stafford

Lets just take note that everyone is in agreement to kill sakura. Everything is right in the world

dredre8424

same order it’s in

Scar

Fuck Sakura, Kill Tsunade, Marry Kurenai

Matthew Potter

F Tsunade, M Kurenai, K Sakura F Pain (all 6 if you see what I’m saying 😈), M Kakashi, K Tobi

Noah Durette

F Kurenai M Tsunade K Sakura

_ FlusterCluck

I’m killing Sakura because of uselessness, I’m smashing Tsunade one time for the one time because she’s a grand mother (I know she has healing powers but there has to be limits to what she can reverse on her body, Kurenai is getting wifed because why not

Chaos T

Tsunade- fuck for obvious reasons... Kurenai- die because of reasons Sakura- marry because of her character development in Boruto. She's proven to be an amazing mother that has to balance her career along with raising a great child. I don't care if that's spoilery. It's relevant to the question.

Anonymous

I would kill Pain, smash Kakashi, and I'd marry Tobi.

Anonymous

Kill Tobi, Fuck Tobi, Marry Tobi. If you get it you get it.

Jamilaaaa

M Sakura because we'd be cute sapphic besties for lyfe, F Tsunade because obvious, K Kuranei because its the only option left M Kakashi for the stable paycheck, K Pain because those piercing look ugly, F Tobi became he kinda dangerous 🥵😳

Lomino
>>51376484

Lmao Yeah fucking wierdos, Lemme just kill her too lmfao

reina

fuck sakura, marry tsunade, kill kurenai (sorry kurenai) fuck daddi kakashi, marry pain, kill tobi

Anonymous

Tsunade, y pain 😎

Anonymous

F tsunade k sakura marry kurenai

Anonymous

F pain k tobi m kakashi

SnorlaX

Fuck Rana, Marry Rana, Kill Nahid.

Ibrahim Alavi

Fuck Kurenai, Marry Sakura, Kill Tsunade 🤷🏻‍♂️ Fuck Tobi, Marry Kakashi, Kill Pain

Anonymous

Fuck Sakura, Marry Tsunade, Kill Kurenai

Otaku27

My head: F*** Tsunade, Marry Kurenai, Kill Sakura My Heart: F*** Sakura, Marry Kurenai, Kill Tsunade

Kelvin Vela

I agree completely with Otaku27

Anonymous

F Tsunade, Marry Sakura, Kill Kurenai

CloudMountainJuror

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Sakura, Kill Kurenai Fuck Pain, Marry Kakashi, Kill Tobi

Sharod Croom

Marry kurenai, fuck Tsunade, and kill Sakura every time

Jagi
>>51448542

This is correct, only it is out of order. Killing Nahid should be top priority.

Anonymous

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Kurenai, and kill useless bitch Sakura

Ace008

Marry Sakura, Fuck Kurenai (her visual prowess can probably do wonders), and kill Tsunade I guess.

yes man

I would 100% marry Sakura not trash, fuck kurenai and kill tsunade she is old its her time to go

Arnol Martinez

Fuck tsunade marry Karen's kill Sakura she has no tits

Praga

Marry sakura, fuck tsunade and kill kurenai

JarJarBonks

Fuck Kurenai Marry Tsunade and kill Sakura. Fuck Pain Marry Kakashi and kill Toby.

TAC3000

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Kurenai, Kill Sakura

TAC3000

Fuck Toby, Marry Kakashi, Kill Pain

rickie woodson

kill toby, fuck pain (all six of them), marry kakashi but divorce after a week to marry my true love: shino

Juan Fullmetal

Kill Sakura, Marry Kurenai, fuck Tsunare.... Fuck pain, marry Kakashi, kill toby if you can 😉😉

Adam Goulet

Fuck: Kurenai Marry: Sakura Kill: Tsunade (this a GILF y’all trippin)

Siraj Khalid

Fuck: Tsunade Marry: Kurenai Kill: Sakura

Anonymous

FUCK: TSUNADE , MARRY: KURENAI, KILL: SAKURA

Ya boring

F: Kurenai/pain. M:Tsunade/kakashi K:Sakura/Tobi.

Jerome Green

I'm gonna be different than all the other plebs Fuck: Tsunade Marry: Sakura Kill: Kurenai I'm respecting Asuma for the one time is all, plus it's something poetic about dying and getting to be with your true lover. Of course it's just two dead people but I'd like to imagine it's sweet. As for Sakura. She would be a bomb ass wife I'm not gonna lie a strong, yet passive, assertive, and hard working woman is insanely attractive to me because personally I feel like someone like that would help me out with my own personal struggles. And all these women would make/have made great mothers so in terms of my kids future it'd be set. Tsunade and I have an insane age gap so for a mutual tap and go I definitely wouldn't mind but anything more than that would probably get awkward and weird and the age difference would definitely become more appearant (she's older than my mother soooo...lmao)

Dontrell Durant

Fuck kurunai, marry Sakura and kill tsunade

Aaron Diaz

marry sakura, kill kurunai and f tsunade easy

Anonymous

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Sakura, Kill Useless Sakura

NI Hartley

Fuck Tsunade, Marry Sakura, Kill Kurenai

Ever Alezano

Whoever says fuck tsunade, yall are weird as fuck! Lmao 🤣 yall really want that rusty coochie?!?

Alex Omega

Fuck Tsunade Marry Kurenai Kill Sakura

Anonymous

Marry Tobi F*ck Kakashi Kill Pain

Aditi Sen

F*#k : Tsunade , Marry : Kurenai , Kill : Sakura

Aditi Sen
>>51826158

Ooo So this is why u were so hell bent when I said all those things against Sakura, Everything makes sense now. Wow Jeezzzzz

kevin (btw i'm a girl)

F Tsunade marry Sakura kill kurenai. F pain marry kakashi kill tobi. Sorry kurenai and tobi

FireLordMikey

F Kurenai, Marry Sakura, kill tsunade

Rick Swordfire

F Tsunade, marry Kurenai, kill Sakura. Sorry Sakura I love you but your the most useless of the three

Kevin

F Tobi, Marry Kakashi, Kill Pain. I mean common... look at Kakashi... LOL

HazePack309

F kurenai, marry tsundae Bc she’s an old lady and when she does I’ll probably get left in her will, and then kill Sakura Bc…I don’t have time for her attitude. Then F Kakashi Bc I just know he can fuck 😭, marry Pain Bc we can talk philosophy all day and it’s my personal belief he has a big ol ****, and then kill Obito Bc ** **** ** **** *******