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Naruto Shippuden: Show us What you Got! (Patreon)

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2021-07-14 13:00:08
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Lets us see what you got! We didnt get to hear the Gosaku sentimental rap so lay down some bars for us! We will read some of our favorites on our Insta story later today! 

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Angelia Bissoon

Yo, ya fool, ya fool! That's it, one bar, you're welcome🤣

PR98

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought this was an upload, And so did you. 🎤

Watchdog

"From the village of Konohan He gon throw that Rasengan He gon the top Shinobi His sir name is Sarutobi" 🎤🎤🎤🔥🔥🔥

Saitama

Baldy in the buildin' so it's gonna be hair raisin' Cool lookin' but disappointin like my name be Blazen Village hidden in the Bars but I'm quiet as I go Now waitin' for the people to ask "Where's Naruto??"

iJashin
>>63745478

You might've changed your name but I'd recognize you anywhere SLUMBERGOD

Neal Cabanos

Just YouTube Konoha 12 cypher by Rustage. 💪🏽

Sheikh Ashmaan

Sasuke a savage he just shanked up Karin Sakura so useless shoulda stayed in the trash bin She'd been done for if it wasn't for Kakashi Sasuke tryna act like a g but he can't see

TimeDarkLegend

I'm the toad messiah, I bring the fire, everybody knows I'm one of the legendary sannin, JIRAIYA. I trained the yellow fash, I trained the child of prophecy that's why they call me the sage. People be hating because I like to drive that rasengan 9 inches deep, it's 13 inches deep when I enter sage mode. I guess Tsunade isn't impressed that's ok I know the size of her breast, it's 106 centimetres for those be wondering.

blickvic

movin through the sheets on my belly , only to see Orochimaru on the telly. sharpening my blade on the insta story, whilst I put my hand through ya chest like chidori. Now I hope you don't mistaken my ass for sasuke, like tsunade im tryna get some sake. drinking till I reach bottom, might find jiraiya's body resting with a toad or sumttin. Try not to tell that last part to naruto, or I might just seal your ass like minato. this is not a threat but i finna send, but name a time and a place perhaps the valley of the end?. #FoolYaFool (time well spent on this instead of my research proposal XD)

Nick

BAAARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....YAMMMAATOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Gosh these are horrible

Jason Balogun

Got a harem of bitches, call that a Thousand Birds. Ya village hidden in snitches, ain't got no fightin words. I got a nine-tailed glock, with chakra silencers. I summon smoke on your block, now where's the challengers? Float like Ohnoki, sting like K-Bee, rest assured Sasuke, you cannot fuck with me. A dawg like Kiba, i"ll leave you rocked like Lee, you can't touch this gawd, word to yung Tobi. I don't got six paths, but you'll know Pain nonetheless, i play 4-D chess, you're on the damn BELL TEST. We shinobi my brodie, we practice stealth on the beat, so don't mess with my homies, we spit that black flame heat.

Lyric Laude

If you slip pass the yellow flash, that might earn you fame. But I heard he has a student that's the son of the white fang. So keep a medic ninja, you'll need her. Last name hatake, but it should be Uchiha . "Oh yea I heard about his left eye". And that's why you better flee with any chance that you get . Then pray to six sage his hounds doesn't pick up your scent . "Wow that's crazy, why are leaf ninjas so good?" Because hashirama said he wish a ninja "wood". *Drops the mic*

Zemillion

Put you in a trance thats Sharingan, Chidori Stream now Rin is gone, Rounds to his face like rasengan, Throwin all these hands to the points like byakugan, You see the six paths always end the same, You be dead in the water like Jiraiya the sage, The hatred in my heart is why I like to rage, Pull up to yo block so that all you know is pain.

luke nwagbara

feel like iv seen some of these bars before in half of narutos nerd core raps

Anonymous

they think shit sweet but I don't got no time for testing call me kakashi how I teach these students lessons I must be hashirama cuz I'm one that your not besting I rep cloud but an uchiha my curse of hatred is my blessing and my mangekyou is stronger than yours and next then, your in tsukiyomi bitch this aint the nexus. I know people all truly wanna be me said im too dangerous they try to kill me like Im shisui we tear down your village just for your jinchuriki now your feeling desperate had to use the izunagi. fake ya ass out im on my killer bee

Brandon Guthrie

They said I was a rookie but im really a Jinchurruki.🔥

Storm King

(@Normies this is my "I'm not a rapper" parody for Naruto) First of all I'm not a bad guy I murdered my whole clan. Sike I still left my brother! Fire ball jutsu, I spit that. Susanoo and Amaterasu, I learned that. (I'm not a bad guy) Alright check me out Lashes, robe, crow Call me Lashes-robe Crow-man Or call me Undercover Brother, bed time, sleep 'Cause I'm Under Cover, Brother! (I'm not a bad guy)

Anonymous

Aburame nation, Shino Gotcha defecating like Tayuya played the B note Now welcome to my keynote But class my patience's zero Show you how I spread my bugs around Patient zero And I can guarantee ya I'll freak you with my beetles And also in the sheets Ask your girl, yeah She know I define the Ninja What the little kids are wishing they could be 'Cause in "Shinobi" I be puttin' in the "Shino"

Alistair

Sakura's character is very badly written, so much so that its almost worth skipping. Sasuke has those very evil eyes, like his brother's who he despised. Karin's obsession almost got her killed, now knowing Sasuke the regrets are bound to build.

Kel’s World

“we don’t need Jashin living forever too grand of a dream the snakes chase it forever it seems we still got hidan in a hole begging for revenge as his teeth build up mold worms in his eyes, im like “asuma behold” Mirai Mirai, the future is gold “ ….but i’m not a rapper.😂🤣

Ed
>>63750859

This was pretty good. You should of said honeys instead of bitches though because that's a type of bird.

_ FlusterCluck

This one goes out to Sasuke….. Aye Sasuke, you’s a real bitch homie…. Shot through that girl like trash, but you remember when you were choking on that wall caught in tsukuyomi? Bro that real crazy…..Sas-uke’s the little angst-er Mans left the village with some tats and a crew got home thinking he a gangster….

Chaos T

Naruto and Sasuke walkin down the street ehh... I got nothing. I couldn't spit a line to save my life.

kinky28

Sakura be acting horny till she get the chidory, sasuke ending her story and leaving it gory.

dredre8424

Release the episode fools ya fools

Ryan

I kept hoping one of these would devolve into something akin to the Dean’s freestyle rap on Community, but I was disappointed.

Alex cleveland

Got some Killer B bars up in the comments I c 🔥😂

NVADR Gaming

demons on me i feel like itachi if he got pain, go get em an oxy naruto energy, im feelin foxy izanagi, boy you cant stop me sharingan but im not kakashi long live bro, i hope you watch me now im on, go join akatsuki dont judge me till you sit in a hot seat

Joshscene

(Killer be style). Yo I heard that naruto has a great show but you can never really compare to it yo , busting rymes all the times it’s like I’m waiting in line treasuring for sides of a coin no one is better then he , weeeeeeeeeee🤟🏻

Malik Black

Akatsuki Rap No prepare for this blood cloud faction Always on guard and killers in action No village is safe when were on the scene Lets be honest were the best evil team Deidara pulling up with clay in grand Creating masterpieces from the palms of his hands No one in the Sand could stop him when he's in motion Show Team Rocket how to exit with a true explosion Deidara representing the village of stones While his man Sasori hangs the Phantom Troupe like a south park puppet show. Creating puppets from true face image Burying fools deeper than the sand from his village Kakuzu & Hidan the immortal tag foes Giving out fear from across the globe Kakuzu stealing hearts in many decades Auctioning true bodies at the market trades Hidan love pain and is as crazy as can be He 's more undead than any 12 Kizuki Just a little taste right now. Might write a full one later P.S I'm not a rapper