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When you're trying to give an exposition and those darn tits and lips keep distracting you! 

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MaveriKat

Walter: "Do you know you have vacation days?" Alucard: "I have vacation days? You mean I could leave anytime I want and *not* get yelled at over the phone? Because, seriously... it's *always* over the phone! Mostly because I don't like to argue with her in person. I get a boner. It's super-awkward." Walter: "...Quite."

Dantels

A dick so shiny she can see her own reflection. Did Alucard hook his shower up to a bunch of 55 gallon lube drums?

Daedrius Storm

Lawd, Jesus, take the wheel! She got some SRS DSL goin on... Its fucking distracting! I had to restart reading the page like 3 times before I made it through. Fuck me lol

Daedrius Storm

"Well that settles it. I'm going travelling!" "Yes. You can go anywhere you wish... Except for Brazil. Sir Integra was QUITE insistent that you NEVER visit Brazil." ". . ." ". . ." "TakingthePoliceGirlandtheFrenchman!"

jo holloway

my gaze keep's being drawn back to her face, she is a straight up 15/10! and alucards dead pan dialog is great. hell, i'm adding all the info he's giving us to the next vampire RPG i run!