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Ay yo! It's time for another Solo! Chris agreed to answer literally anything. Personal, stupid, literally whatever. It doesn't even matter. Go ahead, I dare you.

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ShitBob CockPants

If you dont like the combat in bg3, just download either an unlimited actions and movement mod, or download an unlimited magic missile mod

Chris

Can who ever edits the patreon podcast put the intro song back in? Moving to patreon is great but I miss the intro song

Every time Sweeny interrupts I cum

Can you give us the cover that you did back when you teased the weird wide web last year? I really liked it and even if we didn't get the video i still liked your cover of the song for the teaser

Gears Of Sex

Why are you so short and gay

Yall NEED to get Danny Motta on

When you’re playing helldivers are you the type to randomly kill teammates? You seem like the type to drop an orbital on the pelican

Bald man’s gape

Chris your description of how you feel about attractive women celebrities kinda alines with Demi sexual, do you think your that? Idk

Ya_Boi_Bonez

Chris, are there any stealth game series you'd like to see back in modern libraries?

Empire Ants

You're better off just typing in "Baldurs Gate 3 All Cutscenes Full Movie" on youtube and watching all 20 hours at that point

EvilMasterSean

Would you fight the person who responded below me?

rileydelete

Hey there, Chris. Wanted to commend you for taking a social media break and ask a follow-up question: In an age where so much of people’s careers and lifestyles are built around the internet, why is it healthy to pull back and draw firmer boundaries? It seems more people are recognizing this. Keep up your success & hope you enjoy spring. -Riley ☘️

Quentin Dunkaccino

Who is going to replace Derrick and Sween now that they’re dead?

PP. when does the pain get better. help

Have you ever thought about changing up who reads names each week and making it more a shared burden? Either by chance, arbitrary decision, penalty game, or what have you.

Sly Cooper and the gang running a train on Carmelita

Ayo you insurmountable hazbin. What has been some of your favorite bits/returning jokes you three have had from the podcast? One of mine definitely has to be that Sweeney’s girlfriend isn’t real. I definitely think you guys should make merch of her and just make it blank.

Benis

do you think wolves by rise against would be a genuinely great album if it were produced and mixed differently?

N-word Scissorhands

Scenario: You wake up tomorrow and you are Sween’s height and he’s your height. What do you do with this new power over him?

Sweeney's incredibly average sized penis

Let's say sween is driving around one day and someone cuts him off so he chases him down and crashes into him while saying the n word laughing like a madman and violently explodes who would you get as his replacement

GreyGhost got Promoted to Manager

Hola, Hunger games style competition, every US president ever, as they were when elected. Who wins and who dies first? Also it’s my birthday can you call me a bunch of horrible names please, thanks.

Retardigrade

Hello you silly little twink of a man. Mormonism is real and you get your own planet. What is it like?

Staind is why Mass better than NY

Hey chucklefuck! What's your favorite mission in read dead redemption 2 other than getting jack or the ending? I hope you never estimate the amount of stairs correctly again. P.S. Why won't you answer my questions

Jelqing but for Girth

You're gay. But also what would a new Halo game have to do to recapture the original magic from the Bungie entries?

Nagito Gooner

Hey Kris! You mentioned how important DBZ is to you on twitter, so I'm wondering if theres any media/franchises that are really important to you that you don't mention much. We hear about Halo and Rise Against alot, but anything else? Thanks

ShitBob CockPants

Its still fun to nuke baddies, and experiencing the cutscenes and story yourself is a far different experience than just watching somebody else do everything, especially with all the different dialogue options and storylines

Dirtbag

Why are you so picky with your YouTube channel? Nowadays you rarely put out videos, and from what you have said it sounds like its because you take a long time editing to perfection (and seem to not have many topics you want to make a video on anymore). Why not make another type of series of videos that require less editing or thought put into the topic? You know people would just love to see more content, and I don't think they would be as picky or critical as you assume. Have you thought about it? Edit for clarification, I don't mean to suggest you grift, just that you could put out more quick takes on things you care about.

makar

Hey chris, thoughts on Bring Me The Horizon lmao

Ant Castillo

Dude I swear google rhea ripley wwe entrance…. Big strong queen

Anibuddies: An Anime Podcast

If the world is still continuing in the next 5 years. Do you see yourself taking your career to another level so to speak? I personally do find you truly entertaining with a certain charm to you that is often missing amongst entertainers in the modern landscape

Honey, I Fucked the Twink starring Dick Myanus

Hello decrepit elf man, When's the next video? Your YouTube channel is starting to smell when I walk by the door and I'm growing more and more worried about what I'll find in there. Keep up the great work man, love everything you do!

Exotic BrukShot 420

Look up GIANT SIZE SPIDER-MAN #1 (2024) cover Venom has Nunchucks and Spider-Man has sword I think this badass

platinum games should've made wolverine

Hey jack skelington, What got you interested in halo? For me, halo 2 was the only game my uncle had that both me and my brother could play together.

Patrick, hit em with that autistic flow!

You want him to grift just so you have more content? That's like begging an artist to make new music and being dissapointed when it's clearly phoned in

Billiam The Walrus (Loser) Man

Hello four eyed manlet, what was the dumbest or most annoying conversation you’ve ever overheard from strangers in public?

I am Donald Jihadi Trump, Duke of Arabia. Hand of Allah as my witness.

Hey there God's chosen Latinx. In previous podcasts you mentioned that you've been feeling more like yourself recently and generally feeling better. What was a mental barrier you felt that kept you from creating the things you wanted to create? Sorry if this is too personal.

Lemon Pepper

Hello CHRIS. What is the biggest red flag on a first date for you? What is the biggest green flag?

Zachary

Can we get the righteous HARD R T shirts? comicbook style

Dirtbag

Get a load of this bonehead. There's a pretty big difference between putting out a video every couple months and shitting 6 videos a day to grift like TheQuartering or something. I never said for him to do that. Pretty sure there are plenty of topics and ideas he could talk about for a 5-10min video here and there, but that he doesn't feel is a big enough thing to spend the time on fully editing and scripting into his usual type of video. I say he should feel comfortable to put those out as well. I'd love to hear more of his ideas/takes on things he cares to discuss.

Long Schlong Silver

Hey Chris, how come you are on a Playstation podcast if you mostly talk about Halo and Gears?

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

Hello bozo, just wanted to say the content that you created, at the peak of your channel, you kept me and others from falling into the cesspool called the modern right, hope that you are successful in your future endeavors.

No this is Patrick

Hello to my favorite podcast. Are you a cat or dog person and what do you think the people who like the opposite are like? For me I'm a cat person and I think people who have dog are more often than not really busy to have a dog and give it the exercise and walking time outside that is needed. Thank you.

ThisWayUpV

Afternoon, hope your having fun. What would be worse finding out that your toilet lead to someones room where they eat and bathe in your fecal matter and there's nothing you can do about it or your shower/bath water is your piss that's past through a coffee filter back to you.

Happy HalloGay to Chris and the 2 Spooks

If you had to fuck either Derek or Kingston to prevent your entire family from getting “funky towned” by the cartel, who would you choose and why?

GOTY guy: Beat Zelda BotW, Next Up: Hades!

In your opinion, would it be worth it to try to start a podcast like this where it’s just sort of about whatever, WITHOUT having an established following from some other source first?

Transfem JJJ

What’s up dude, Is there anything you picked up saying or doing thru osmosis hanging with your cohost?

colandros sucks toes

Yo coon man. You get to choose one game to remake. What game would it be?

Jack Greacher

You know Chris isn't also dating Lily right?

Master of Miasma, Dummy

Not a question, just a fact. Source engine games on the PC (CSS, TF2 and Gmod) had infinitely better custom lobbies and gamemodes than Halo, nerd.

Backshot Kyle

Why do Puerto Ricans have say they're Puerto Ricans in every conversation?

Logan McDaniel

This isn’t a question I command you to go see dune part two in IMAX

ALT

Why are you gay

Where’s The Water

hey blind puerto rican #2367 what was your worst dmv experience, i just stood in line for 3 hours for them to tell me i waited too long and have to retake my written test 6 months from now

Just Kidding Simmons

Favorite Hispanic actor or director? I really like Alejandro Injaritu, he’s the guy that did Birdman and the one good Harry Potter film. Keep talking my ear off, but in a good way, my guy

Colin Moriarty

If a person with one arm does sign language, is that a speech impediment or an accent?

13 reasons for Colin to leave Chris alone

I've heard you talk about comedy and comedians lately. Have you ever heard of Bill Hicks? He famously had jokes stolen by Dennis Leary. Anyway, I sincerely think you would enjoy his work. It's on Spotify (and Tidal)

Patrick, hit em with that autistic flow!

Does the Adderall work for you? I've been on it for about half a year and most of the time yes but some days it seems like it makes my adhd worse. Kind of want to see if my insurance covers non amphetamine alternatives to see how they do. My insurance is like $300/month from work and it is still annoying to find a medication that works and is covered

Mark blamel

Hey black, black, and not so black. I was curious to hear Derricks thoughts on the new walking dead show, the ones who live. It’s some of the worst shit to come out of that series.

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace of Parades

Chris, as someone who just recently came into enjoying Rise against because of a single snippet in your video, I feel inclined to ask what is a band that randomly became one of your favorites after a single bit of their music played randomly

Chris

Kris, it seems like you always are talking about a video your working on and then it never comes out

randeep kang

chris can u make an assassin's creed 2 movie like gears

Stratman

How are you?

Cruelty-free Pleatherface with electric chainsaw

Chris, On a recent episode, you mentioned you were writing a political video. Do you have a strategy for how you will exist in that particular landscape? Drop the video and minimally engage with feedback? Or will you wade knee-deep in the shit of the political commentary part of YouTube? Keep it up, man.

Ne plus ultra

If you could be reborn into any videogame world, what would it be and why?

1800AllCock

Christophaaaaa, you’ve mentioned on Twitter how well you feel as of late, what’s brought on this change and why? It’s kinda cringe

Sylvia makes a car louder any% speedrun

Chris, I'm sure you get lots of questions like this but I HAVE TO KNOW. What happened to starship kannonbomb? Dethamphetamine was my fucking JAM in highschool and I'd love to hear more

Tacko2D

Chris, if you had to rank your skills/hobbies/interest which one would put the highest?

Gears Of Sex

Are the Snark Tank Cum rags still coming?

Joshua Jones

Hey there, I've seen the year Spider-Man fan. And I was just wondering who is your favorite Spider-Man? Is it Peter Parker? It's ben Riley, is it Kane Parker? Do you love miles Morales? I'm just wondering who's your favorite Spider-Man. Thank you.

Perfectly Straight Rainbow

Hey just wanted to ask if you think Sweeney/ and Or Derrick would be interested in doing a Stelli episode? I’d personally nut 1,000 cums for that, thanks!

SryMissJackson

Hey Chris, long time fan. Over the years we've seen your channel and online presence adapt to the ecosystem. Sometimes I find myself reminiscing over the days of yore; think unhinged Twitter, the baffling political takes, and the monstrosity of gamer-gate; but that's largely for nostalgic reasons and when I found your channel. For once in quite a while I'm looking forward to what the future holds in the gaming/online ecosystems, especially as we see content creation trend back towards more wholesome and personality driven content (at least that's what I'm seeing). That aside, what era of content creation and your online existence stands out to you most (be it for nostalgic reasons, the insanity of it all, or otherwise), and where do you hope to see (or anticipate) this ecosystem will go next? What would you like to do with your time as a content creator, be it specific projects, or on the larger scale?

silly mongoose

Chris, In at least one of your main channel videos, you use Neil Cicierega's BRODYQUEST as background music. Are you a fan of his act Lemon Demon, and, if yes, do you have a favorite song?

Rat Supreme

Hello California Stick Man I recently bought my girlfriend the canadian DIC dub of Sailor Moon, since thats the specific one she grew up with. The main theme, as well as many characters and dialogue are often changed completely to appeal to the western audience. I had never considered that these old 4kids-esque dubs could hold nostalgic value to people as well as being fun a lot of the times. Have you ever watched any of those dubs growing up and if so, do you prefer them over the original?

JayC

Hello Christopher Harvey Oswald, Do you wipe or let it crust? Thank you

honestly names are cringe anyway

In Derrick's Dictatorship video you both spoke about how in the old days you used to get people on the right who would watch your videos and think you were right wing/supporting the right. Looking back on it now if you could go back and change any of your old videos would you?