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This episode we talk about how dangeerously mid the oscars were, enjoy.

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sween was so right about parents The annoying part is how many things I was right about and how many things I was wrong about and how my parents treated them the same even though I was so right about some things and so wrong about others

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One annoying thing is I feel like a lot of parents don't explain things in the way that they actually should be taught they just lie to make you agree so when you realize they were wrong about some stuff you abandon all the other stuff they told you that's right but who knows im not a parent and that shit sounds impossible

Johnny Rash

Derrick chatting fr w the zendaya thing.. zendaya if yuore reading this.. dm me ❤️

Stratman

Chris talking about the Wizard of Oz sayin 'apparently' the same way I talk about fucking older men.

Jenamphetamine

The fucking transformers takes here are insane. The second one is one of the worst movies ever and those movies are so awful that Peter cullin cried cause he didn't want to read those line!

MojaveScribe

I'm so glad y'all mentioned these people saying that "the only people in America who experience racism are white people" Istg they have written lines.

MojaveScribe

I'm singing GARY HIT EM WIT DA and Kingston goes MOW MOW MOW

MojaveScribe

Also so funny you mentioned the long hair thing. I'm a LONG time listener and have been doing that since high school. It's also how I'm listening to the podcast right now.

TheLlamaGod1226

Sweeny… how the in fuck did you manage to pronounce Oppenheimer wrong? My guy they say his name in the fucking movie you colossally retarded cunt

Where’s The Water

i love how the question i asked (how long without music without eating someone like a zombie) went on a tangent so far and still came back completely with sweeney saying he’d eat someone like a zombie after forgetting the original question, they call me the mind 🙏

Chadronius

Jesus christ, Derrick needs to stand down sometime. He speaks so matter of fact on subjective topics, like Megan fox, and then pretends to be smarter than he actually is! It's aggravating

Death rolling guys meat like a gator

Yall fuckin weak, I always do cardio without listening to music and only occasionally rip out the throat of the person next to me.

Gym broboy

Yeah my brain kinda fried during that section

Empire Ants

They also banned earphones at my work while customers are in and it is pure bullshit lol

makar

It's kinda annoying

Capricious Rizzard

It's honestly infuriating sometimes and ruins the vibe of the show when he wants to get all high and mighty about shit like that.

Hastur-Mora

The CEO of sbi is on camera telling industry employees to terrify their marketing teams if higher-ups don't seek out consultant services. That is not a nothing burger. AAA games in general have been near uniformly revised to appeal to a "modern audience" and certain devs have been absolute shit-heels about it along the way. Gaming sites, research centers, the DHS and the FBI are involved. A lot of the people from gamergate are involved to varying degrees as well. None of this world be happening if the people adding their little twist to these games were actually skilled in their craft. No one would be looking for answers if AAA games weren't noticeably lackluster. This clearly doesn't fall on consulting agencies alone and a lot of people are pointing that out. There's also the ESG rating issue, which forces AAA studios to implement a "modern audience" checklist for their company image and products. It's not unreasonable to think that could disrupt the development process. Yall may not care but what's going on right now is as close to gamergate 2 as you can get without a 1:1 repeat of the original.

FatAngryToddler

My take away from this episode is that white people are objectively more beautiful

CrabCrabCrab

Derrick has an outdated lens with the Megan Fox thing 100%

Chadronius

I agree mostly with Chris. She's hot, yeah, but she's generic as hell. Attractive and distinct is a completely other thing. Anna Taylor-Joy was hot as fuck in my book 'til she got the buccal fat removal.

I hate riggers (I’m a crane operator)

Can someone reply with a timestamp after the beauty discussion, because listening to Derrick argue like he’s an omniscient being is the most infuriating shit.

Jose Horrach

The RDJ never go Full Retard speech is why Emma Stone won best actress

Backshot Kyle

Derrick was pretty much talking about making Beau is Afraid in the beginning

Eric

1:09:20

Bert Chintus

The beginning is so frustrating cause you can find the answer to Stallone not winning pretty quickly lmao

Crow Doh

Why do you guys always treat white women like Voldemort when talking about beauty? Derrick is married to one and Sween basically is too. It's weird af

Jaaaa

Derrick sounding a lil red pilly with that Megan fox convo

RektTek

Derrick is incapable of seeing a different perspective from his own.

Hastur-Mora

Chris sounded kinda down towards the end. Sweeney, give him a hug and kiss (preferably on the lips) from me

Rat Pobertson

Meagan Fox is discount Eliza Dushku.

Rat Pobertson

For a split second I thought I was about to get a random lesson in eugenics.

Hastur-Mora

I doubt most people have even heard of most of the games they worked on. So no, not even "almost all" of their games are beloved. Their big titles, however, are not universally loved. Their arkham universe games were heavily criticised and Valhalla was forgettable. People don't praise Spiderman 2 for its story or character work either. Even if every game they worked on actually was widely loved, they don't present themselves as a company that acts in good faith. They respond to legit criticism with ANYTHING BUT constructive feedback. Their self-admitted practices are shady and discriminatory. They also tried to get people's steam accounts banned for petty reasons. Employees also showed up in the SBI group to antagonize people and, presumably, saltmine them. Not good-faith actors at all. I don't think any one consulting company is to blame for the current state of AAA games but examining them is a decent start to getting deeper answers.

Attractive White Woman

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds Derrick insufferable. Seems it's a few people who can't stand his rants. I only can stomach 1-2 episodes of the podcast a month because every time I think "oh, I should listen to snark tank!" I remember Derrick exists and I usually don't have the desire to sit through his retardation.

ZestyDonger

Alright which one of you called death an obscure band

The Blockiest Transfem

I love Derek using the good ol' "Everything I say is fact everything you say it opinion" Ben Shapiro style of arguing! It totally doesnt make a good portion of the show unlistenable!

Yan Uli

Chris not being able to read all the Oscar things he listed were nominees not winners

Brandon T

The attractiveness argument was the dumbest thing I’ve ever witnessed. God bless Chris for sitting quietly throughout the whole thing.

Chadronius

"You're thinking subjectively, not objectively!" *Begins to think subjectively and state it as objective*

Chadronius

When did Mexicans become white now?

Zack Rassman

Thanks for putting me on “The Bottom 2”

Quantum Load

Chris is too quiet sometimes. That autism hits hard