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#220: Would You Fight A Drauger? (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-07 05:57:59
Imported:
2026-06

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LR INT Kid Buu

I would cum on it out of disrespect also ima cum

Zorgolon

Naw, Draugr got hands

DanTheManWithThePants

I offered this podcast to a Japanese friend for English listening practice and you end up arguing about rice for like an hour, fuck me

Mr. Aziz’s go

We have to remember Kingston loves Canes

Gym broboy

Damn, Sween exposed for not knowing shit about about hip hop.

Twink Floyd

Kingston would not survive in Mexico.

PapaGzeus

I kept confusing Draugr with Falmer and I was wondering why they even thought it was a question. Unarmed, I'd probably fuck up a Falmer. But ain't no way I'm coming near a Draugr

Dante's Alighieri Hogs

As long as 1. you have some sort of implement and 2. the draugr doesn't have frostbite any grown man should wash it

Xotl

The conclusion to the rice argument was less gory than I expected ngl, I showed it to my Korean partner and she had to stop it once ya'll said "clumpy" 10/10 banger episode.

Saddest Substance

I really depends. I could probably slap a basic draugr silly, but anything stronger than that would shout at me and I'd fold like a tissue

Wall bouncing in WW1

Dasani and Aquafina fuckin suck unless your bone dry thirsty

the carefree cum catcher

I literally said "it was emeralds not diamonds" and got shouted at through the podcast for it. Quality product 10/10 ign

Ne plus ultra

All of my childhood I never ate pork either because my parents viewed pork as being exceptionally unhealthy. I tried it when I went to college and it's okay

Empire Ants

Derrick's so correct about Musk in this one, and Sween is right about a lot of music originating from black cultures. You can't scoff at that CHRIS TOPHER

Ya_Boi_Bonez

Hey Snark Gents a quick little 'um akchualy' for y'all on Chernobyl. It's in Ukraine, that's all carry on

Cummy Bumskin

Monk is OP as fuck Sween you troglodyte

Capricious Rizzard

Derek: You don't know most people so shut up. Also Derek: Most people find Megan Fox hotter than Zendaya

LR INT Kid Buu

Why the fuck would you give him THIS podcast for English practice in the first place lmfao

Bert Chintus

Derrick is bugging with the salt thing lmao he needs to relax

Eric

Derrick is so unnecessarily hostile this episode. You good, Homie?

silly mongoose

Derrick, you are wrong about what people do wrong in making rice. Under-rinsing is what makes it a sticky mess, not over-rinsing, because the water removes the starch that has accumulated from bits of rice breaking down during processing and shipping. Other common ways to combat this are the traditional method of agitating the rice while the water is heating or, as Sween suggested, adding salt as both a humectant and to more properly infuse the flavor into the grains individually. I know your rice sucks, Derrick.

WarshCloth

Oregon has amazing tap water

Mateo Giles

Yeah your right, I literally made Puerto Rican rice a week ago and I under-rinsed the rice and it was a clumpy pile of shit! Always rinse it throughly.

Some Guy

This episode got like a fist full of salt in it today

Funny name

I like to let it sit in the water for a while after the first few rinses. then again, I use brown rice and soaking helps it cook better anyhow.

Mateo Giles

Hmm neither thought of that thanks for the tip.

Funny name

not adding salt to rice is like not adding salt to pasta. if someone doesn't, their taste buds are fucked or they can't have salt. Derick is objectively wrong. Also, his rice is probably garbage.

Colin Moriarty

Surprised none of you brought up The Venture Bros. Still one of the best shows from Adult Swim

Ave, True to caesar

Georgia tap water is decent Also squidbillies was good and so was 12oz mouse also Harvey birdman attorney at law

Staingo Jenkins

Derrick is right about Elon. I'm really glad he stuck to his guns on that.

Screamteam

Did you hear the meek mill audio of P Diddy absolutely blowing his back out

Rat Pobertson

If a low level npc can kill a draugr, so can you. Hell, if stealth works on draugr in the first place, the eye debate is irrelevant. Pummel that skeleman with a chair until he is dust.

The Blockiest Transfem

So many of these arguments are literally just Derrick going "Well this is how I do it, so this means everyone else does it like this, and if they dont, they are wrong"

Chadronius

Derrick, Mr. Subjective-Objective, explains objectively that rice and salt change the flavor of the rice making a completely different dish all while politely telling Sweeny to shut the fuck up. Why is Derrick so butthurt and mad so often? Really ruining the goofy shit talking vibes this podcast had going for it.

Eric

they named like 2 shows and toonami which is completely different anyways lol

preeroz.

brother was pressed about rice

Andrew Gray

Sween and Chris get Electric swords and Derrick gets rice. Fair is fair.

Pian Miles Long

She got a challenged conversation instead

Pian Miles Long

I think he's been doing this for a while

Dots

Yo someone check derricks cholesterol. Holy shit

Legendary Anal Fister Johnny Shit Knuckles

Nah, bro. Anything from the Elder Scrolls universe will body you. Case in point, look at how heavy their weapons are and compare them to ours. When a 1 handed sword can weight 20lbs there, but even the heaviest great swords weigh 10lbs here, that Draugr is going to be doing unspeakable things to you, and it won’t be close. ES is built different.

Legendary Anal Fister Johnny Shit Knuckles

I donno, man. People be forgetting how obscenely heavy weapons are in Elder Scrolls compared to ours, and everyone swings them around like foam LARP weapons. Falmer war axes weigh 21lbs. Our heaviest war axes were around 7lbs, ain’t no way you taking down a falmer unarmed.

Legendary Anal Fister Johnny Shit Knuckles

Nah, dude. You see how fast they can swing around their weapons? Elder Scrolls weapons are obscenely heavy compared to ours, go try and swing a 12lb bar of metal with one hand as easily as a Draugr does those ancient Nord swords. They do, indeed, got hands.

Rat Pobertson

All I'm hearing are excuses. Hell, if a draugr infiltrated our reality, that'd imply Norse mythology is real and you'd be obligated to fight that draugr, because if it kills you a valkyrie is just going to show up to call your shade a bitch.

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