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#222: Sween Is Dying (Patreon)

Published:
2024-04-14 01:34:05
Edited:
2024-04-14 01:35:12
Imported:
2026-06

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BigUglyJordan

Sweezus Christ will rise in three days

The Nega Chin

Damn, whose piss will Lily drink now

LilCompanyCreditCard

Haven't listened to the episode just yet but knowing you guys, the title is likely just f*cking with us. And it better be, cause he's honestly one of the best things about the podcast lol

No Penis No Cry

People clearly fluctuate with their graying hair. It starts and stops regularly throughout the aging process.

Studiobison

Blacks get it too, I got my wings on a flight

Spiders, man

The pilot's door is in fact not bulletproof.

Empire Ants

Demon Days is Gorillaz, SWEEN!!!!!

Nusence

You dickheads die every week, we know your lich overlord won’t let you go.

DanTheManWithThePants

Love it when the first topic on the podcast I pay for is about something I can't see

PapaGzeus

Yall are bugging about the eclipse. We got a total eclipse here in Montreal and it was an incredible experience. First of all, we got to see it with our own eyes during the peak. Second, the excitement is more about how unlikely it is for your specific area to get it. The americas won't get another for about 20 years, and similar areas to the recent one won't get another for about 200 years, but eclipses happen all the time if you can travel wherever, whenever

my cat is transphobic

welcome back to another episode of "derreck trying to convince the rest of them that 9/11 was an inside job"

Mikesapien

Derrick has bitched and moaned about conservative backlash to the Trans Day of Visibility for like 4 episode in a row, but doesn't seem to understand the complaint. Quick rundown. TDOV has existed since 2009, and Biden has released official statements on it in '21, '22, and '23. Conservatives are upset *this year* because 2024 is the first year an official white house proclamation on TDOV falls *directly* on Easter Sunday, which was always bound to happen when one day is floating and the other isn't. Conservatives aren't mad that these days coincidentally Iine up, they're mad about the priorities/messaging of the white house and Biden's fake, performative Catholicism. In 2025, Easter will fall on 4/20. It would be like Biden releasing a statement about Hitler's birthday or cannabis alongside his Easter post.

Chadronius

Derrick is kinda getting grating with how much he just attempts to dominate the conversation, only to insult Sween when sween barks back. I find myself rolling my eyes a lot when sbg talks.

Jenamphetamine

Fr the GOAT dies a day after they record God damn

Liliy sold me Jenkem

yeah, an episode or two ago when he straight up was calling kingston like fundamentally retarded for having a differing (arguably correct) opinion when at the most they were just speaking past eachother was really frustrating.

Liliy sold me Jenkem

the difference is when king or chris get defensive, it's usually with a bit of levity behind it to keep the 'bickering friends' bit going but when Derek freaks out he's so serious it grinds the show to a halt and kills the vibes

the carefree cum catcher

Derrick legit saying by proxy he's never done anything big he's regretted. Bet he's one of those fucking light beings from the dark crystal, that superior mf

.selkies

Fuck what upsets conservatives, they can conserve the position of my nuts on their tonsils. Be upset about my jizzums in their sinuses.

Chadronius

When sweeny started saying that "he's an angel who fell from the heavens," Derrick got even more mad and started saying that he was strawmanning. The biggest eye roll ever

Twink Floyd

Someone should really teach Derrick and Sweeny that hispanic is an ethnicity and white is a "race". You can be white and hispanic and Pedro clearly is one.

TexasTaterSalad

He constantly acts like he has an objectively correct opinion and not even in the pursuit of a joke. Wouldn’t be a problem if he didn’t constantly talk over the other two, mainly Sween. Then he proceeds to talk in circles until everyone else just agrees with him to move the conversation ahead. He has done it the past 4 episodes really bad

Gregga

So when is Sween gonna turn into Heihachi?

THECRIMSON FUQER

Still a retarded thing to get upset about. Hard line Christian conservatives have mental problems.

honestly names are cringe anyway

everyone's like "noone cares about your sexual endeavours" until I pull out the story about that time I saw a dude use a kevlar whip on fire on his partner ps: orgies suck, the room just smells like cum and your social battery is empty

No Penis No Cry

SCUMBAG is a good shirt idea. I also like the word SKULDUGGERY as an alternative.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

Sweeny’s takes about spoilers are genuinely retarded, there’s so much entertainment between books, movies, tv shows and games, and people have to live their lives as well, god forbid someone just wait to consume something.

Backshot Kyle

We're getting a East Coast vs West Coast battle in the podcast. Also Sweeney the East Coast is never getting the crown back.

Pian Miles Long

When the men of mixed race forget about race mixing