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#228: Drain The C0ck Johnson (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-04 00:03:16
Imported:
2026-06

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The Rock loves to piss in bottles

also Sween has been kidnapped

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The Blockiest Transfem

Sween being kidnapped is horrifying because thats like kidnapping a fucking Elephant how does one even pull that off

Jocelyn

Offered him some rare Digimon cards and he climbed in the van.

Gregga

I like to think the Rock also pulls his pants down around his ankles when he bottle-pisses

LR INT Kid Buu

This mother fucker said Cursed Clash is innovative as if it’s not another anime arena fighter with no content and plays like shit lmfao play better games dude

Bert Chintus

Can’t wait to get my gaystation merch

Colin Moriarty

I can't wait to confuse people with the Sweeney scumbag hoodie

Colin Moriarty

On today's episode of Chris LOVES gaslighting...

Ya_Boi_Bonez

Did some quick looking into the Chris Pratt house thing, I guess it's architecture people who are upset cause the guy that made it basically introduced the giant glass walls into society. According to the wiki he also made the Epsine house in LA so I'm inclined to not like the guy

Jenamphetamine

Derricks comment on assholes in traffic is so real. The angriest I've ever been is when some asshole drove head first at a semi to pass me, nearly killing everyone, just so he can be stuck in the same traffic that's always congesting that road. I'm fucking fuming just thinking about it. Literally started seeing my life flash before my eyes.

dort snort

PLAY THE FUCKING GAME ASSHOLE it’s a brilliant game with a clear vision that accomplishes everything it sets out to do.

dort snort

It’s ok to not like the game but saying it’s just another “anime arena fighter” when it’s a 2v2 tag team ability based air heavy combat game with extremely unique mechanics is fucking silly

Mr.Bubbles

I saw Jerry Seinfeld doing a dance number at UC-Irvine a couple years ago. The same university was used in one of the original "Planet of the apes movies".

LR INT Kid Buu

2v2 tag system is not fucking new. Shits been happening since Tekken Tag 1 and probably before that. The fact the main menu is a fucking an AMV, the combat looks and feels floaty and dogshit. The roster is legit only season 1 character and episode 0 when season 2 was deep into production already. The game isn’t good, the game is objectively dogshit, and the fact you as a JJK fan ate that shit up instead of wanting a GOOD game is sad.

LR INT Kid Buu

He also divorced Anna Faris because she didn’t want another kid, because the one they had together almost killed her and another one would most definitely do that. He then had another kid and always says how much of a miracle that kid is, because his first kid has autism moral is Chris Pratt kind of fucking sucks

MojaveScribe

Other than it being actual teleportation there's not much that makes instant transmission a desirable power anymore especially not when confined to earth. Goku uses it in universe to travel universally because he can't breathe in space and it's faster than flying through space. However, he's so fast that realistically you'd just want his ki-flight if you were confined to Earth. You can react way faster to everything, you can outrace people, you still don't have to pay for transportation, you get a cool ass aura and he's so fast it can be near instant anyways. He also has abilities using this speed that might as well be teleportation.

Rat Pobertson

Sween Update: He's tied up in my basement and we're on our fourteenth consecutive viewing of Gooby(2009) You'll get him back when once he's done marinating.

Amanda hugankiss

So excited for the next episode to be about the Kendrick shit it’s gonna be a great time

Jack

Not talking to actors is an important part of the process between actors and directors to get out the best performance from the actor. Obviously during lunch break do your thing, but on set during shooting nobody should talk to talent except the director fr

Backshot Kyle

East Coast vs West Coast podcast

colandros sucks toes

That game is ass bro. I'm sorry. As a fan of the anime series, it sucks major cock.

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

I had no idea Hillsong was in other countries. The fuckers bought a famous venue in Melbourne, it’s a heritage listed building, that has had historic concerts, and it’s just a cults church now.

Watch flcl

When does he say that? (genuine question)

Jack

Because I enjoy pedantry, when Derrick asked if there is a difference between doves and pigeons, it was actually a rather apt comparison because pigeons ARE doves. They are rock doves, so different from the traditional white doves, but still doves. Similarly crocodiles and alligators are both subspecies of the crocodilian order. Crocodilians are also the closest living relatives to birds, both being survivors from the Archosauria.

ZestyDonger

Edmonton mentioned!! What the fuck is safe public transport🔥🔥🔥

venom? more like- I like Menom

Bro the abject disappointment in the metalcore community when those pieces of shit bought festival hall was palpable

Gym broboy

yoooo dort snort we made it!

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

It’s funny too, because one of the only concerts (that I’m aware of at least) that’s happened there, since they bought it, was an Architects show. Everyone was like “hey, you guys are aware that this venue is owned by a cult?” But they evidently didn’t care.

shit, wait, circle back to me.

sorry grown ass 30 year olds getting upset that a video game doesn’t give them boners no more is so fucking corny and rapey like shut the fuck up derrick we get it you horny

Legendary Anal Fister Johnny Shit Knuckles

That answering “How you doin’?” With the same thing is pretty common where I’m at in the South. A lot of people do it, it’s just a way to verbally acknowledge someone else.