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Extra Ammo: Advice Colomn Pt 3 (Patreon)

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2024-05-16 07:06:37
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2026-06

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Incepted

i typed this with my dick

LR INT Kid Buu

Everyone should play the Mother series and if you don’t you’re a giant pussy

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

I didn’t come out for the longest time because I just didn’t give a shit, no one tells people they are straight, I figure it should be the same for us. Fuck anyone who pressures people to come out.

LR INT Kid Buu

I didn’t know for the longest time Kevin Conroy was gay. So I just wanted to be the same way, a lot of people don’t know I’m bisexual but it’s my business.

Wall bouncing in WW1

Sweeney would shoo a Puerto Rican out of a Mexican’s home.

Stratman

Thanks for the input, I realise now it was worded relatively vaguely but you all pretty much hit each of my concerns. As well as something I hadn't considered; the thought of the effect it would have on a more typical partner. Love you guys (No homo tho) Edit: I am the homo, not the interesting fellow they ended on. Wishing them the best and goddamn I want a follow up too.

The Nega Chin

Unfortunately he starts talking out of his ass like his reality is objective again at the end lmao

muBmuB

Me yytoo

Incepted

>Username is Miguel O’Hara’s Transmasc Pussy >Probably works for Lockheed martin these are the people you debate online people, they all work for feds lmao

GreyGhost got Promoted to Manager

FOLLOW UP AS REQUESTED: Hey it’s me the guy with the crazy hot ex. Firstly I’d like to say I appreciate all the advice it was helpful and therapy sounds cool but unfortunately I live in America so, yeah. Me and my great current girlfriend have been together about 10 months and these feelings of my ex only kinda started surfacing about two months ago when I heard her sister got arrested for GTA. Between the two relationships was about 7 months which I admit probably wasn’t long enough, but when I met my current girlfriend I kinda knew I had to snatch her up while I could, don’t miss your shot and all. But as I said I didn’t really feel this problem until recently. Chris you get the gold medal as your advice was honestly very spot on, I think you’re really onto something i’ve never considered with the pheromones thing. Sweeneys was great too and honestly hearing him be so genuine about it and hearing you had a similar experience made me feel better about it all. Derrick you were… pretty far off. Don’t get me wrong you’re right the most I think, but no I’m not a gooner or a sex addict lol, Im not asking chicks to like suspend me upside down and suck my dick and shove an accordion up my ass and shit. and my current girlfriend is still hot to me. All that said I took your advice and talked to my lady, TURNS OUT, she hasn’t been 100% satisfied with our sex either and we just haven’t communicated well about sex at all (there’s been other personal shit going on with our families that’s occupied our talks and stuff i guess). I’ve slept with more people than her but she had one REALLLLLLY long relationship basically and he was a cunt and very lame in bed. two pump chump roll over pass out type, but he also didn’t like: hearing her moan, eating pussy, receiving head, dirty talk, or really anything that wasn’t just fucking. He might be gay looking at it that way 🧐. But basically she wasn’t really ever able to try things that she liked or be herself in bed if that makes sense. But we talked and it was good, and I think going forward we can definitely have better sex and be more compatible that way. AT LEAST I was thinking that until I took that last bit of advice and came hard as fuck right into her eyeballs. Now her eyes won’t open and she put out a restraining order on me. Thanks for the support and as always the laughs, cheers.

TonyTwoTries

I sincerely can't tell if Derrick is being willfully ignorant, or he honestly just doesn't understand Chris's explanation on sexual compatibility. Chris felt the most likely on point during that advice

PapaGzeus

Ironically the fact that your current gf had things to discuss with you makes things easier. Honest discussions about sexual compatibility makes things better for any couple with any kind of sexual history (unless your partner is a terrible listener and doesn't take feedback well). Glad to hear things went smoothly. I hope things get better! Also yeah, I like Derrick, but I think we've established that we can't trust his judgement when it comes to food or sex since his tastes for both are vanilla af

PapaGzeus

Okay, sorry for getting you mixed up with the other person haha but yeah, you don't owe a damn thing to anyone. I'm pan myself and I'm 100% comfortable with telling people if I trust them and the topic comes up naturally, but otherwise I don't tell anyone. And ironically, gay men have been some of the most judgmental Your sexuality is your business and the business of whoever you date/fuck. Anyone else is on your guestlist

Empire Ants

I agree so much about people not being owed to know your love / sex life. Idk how to tell my dad i'm just going to chill hookups whenever he asks about the guy i'm meeting lmao Like i just wanna turn around and say please respect my private life but i'm a pushover (ToT)

PapaGzeus

wtf I had no idea Kevin Conroy was gay

GreyGhost got Promoted to Manager

She did take it well. It’s funny tho because Derrick assumed I’m a gooner or some shit which I thought was funny, but a friend of mine listens to this podcast, so I think i’m stuck with that now 😭

PapaGzeus

Derrick has simple tastes when for food and sex. Gotta take his opinions on those with many grains of salt

Zero

That's what made the titty ranking episode so bad. He started arguing something that was subjective as objective and, couldn't just let it go.

silly mongoose

I don't work for Lockheed Martin or debate people online. Also I am a real human being and not whatever idealized enemy your terminally online brain is imagining. Please go outside and touch some grass. 👍

silly mongoose

Your guys' insight hasn't really helped me come to any conclusion about what I am supposed to do with this situation, but it feels good to hear reason spoken back to me. I've felt completely alone through this entire year-long ordeal with this job because most of my coworkers don't take any moral umbrage with what we do, and the family member I've confided these feelings in is under the impression that I want to give up my success to be a loser because I'm trans. It all makes me feel like I'm going crazy, so thank you, I guess, for rooting me somewhere in reality.

Zorgolon

Unfortunately, the Snark Gays can’t fully solve your problem for you. They can only offer advice based on the minimal information they’ve received from I’d say ask someone close to you what you should do about this, like a close friend, spouse, or someone in the same field that shares the same feelings you do. Regardless, I honestly hope that you come to a good conclusion and find peace with your decision moving forward.

Penis In The Box Gom Jabarr Made Me Cum Faster

I wonder if Derrick is someone whos sexual attraction is tied more heavily or almost exclusively to emotional compatibility, hence not understanding sexual compatibility on its own

GreyGhost got Promoted to Manager

Well I am just a stranger on the internet. But it’s been pretty cool getting a bunch of nice and supportive comments from fellow goblins who subscribe to this podcast. Much love to all.

my cat is transphobic

isn't there a word like demisexual that basically means he has no way to feel sexual attraction until he develops a strong emotional bond?