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Hey everyone, sorry about the patreon episode getting posted late. There was a misunderstanding on my end(Sween). I thought the episode was going to be posted by Chris this week, but to make it up to you guys I will do a solo epiisode answering anything you guys want to ask me . Leave your question below this post and I will have this up for you guys by Sunday. Thank you guys and sorry again.

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Colin Moriarty

Imma be honest I didn't even realize it was late lmao

ALT

Have you ever sucked dick by mistake

LR INT Kid Buu

I know you read one piece, and it has its problems. But what’s your favorite arc and who’s your favorite character? It’s my personal favorite piece of media ever so I’m curious what you like about it.

Tony Starch

Can you make a classic YouTube apology video for your unforgivable mistake?

The Royal Cum Catcher

Hi Sween! I’ve just got into The Midnight Sun’s game and surprised it didn’t get a great reception, I’ve been loving it. Have you played it and what are your thoughts?

Billiam The Walrus (Loser) Man

Hi, as someone interested in DND, but lacking any experience or a group to play with, what would you recommend to do to find or convince a group to play the game?

SpookyThanatos

It’s okay Sween you’re still in my Top 3 favorite Snark Tank hosts.

OMINID

Mavericks or Celtics for the NBA finals? And do you agree that the Celtics are bitch made frauds? Much love sween <3

Biggy Dick Titties

Hey Swonklemeister! Question for you: in a fight between Spiderman with ONLY his new definitely not stupid lightning sword, Wolverine with claws that uncontrollably come out of every orifice (not just his knuckles) and Iron Man but he has Finding Dory disease, who's winning and why? Tell Chris he's loveably retarded 😘

colandros sucks toes

Hey sween. Got a popular movie you hate but everyone else loves? Keep up the "great" work!

Halo 3 Mountain Dew

Have you ever considered singing lessons? I think it would be cool if you could join Chris and Derrick in some more songs (non gay), even if it’s just as a backup singer

Seymour Butts

Hello Mr Sween Tomathy, a wildly debated question amongst my friends and coworkers. Would you let someone stick a finger up your ass for 1 million dollars on the spot. It doesn't matter who or the amount of times you do it, a finger just has to go up your ass.

Rest in Peace Jennifer Lawrence

Hello Master Sween, growing up I learned English from a mother who's first language was Chaldean Armenian. I got bullied for speaking weird in early elementary, can you relate/have any similar experiences?

Sheepy

What would be your dream comic be about? And who would be in it?

Joshua Jones

Greetings and Salutations Sween. Besides Miles, who are some of your favorite superheroes?

Gym broboy

Sween's gotta answer this one ^

Benis

what would you do if you started balding

Boots!

Any thoughts or opinions on music by Sam Cooke or other musicians from that era?

Quantum Load

Hey Sween. Do you often buy comics or look for collectors to buy from? My dad has been collecting comics since..shit, the 60s. If you're ever in Chicagoland and are interested in looking through a lot of these lemme know. Don't worry. I totally won't drug and kidnap you then hold you for ransom so Derrick and Chris can for sure pay it because they love you. But no really lemme know don't be gay and shy.

it's too damn hot

we may perhaps accept this apology anyway, ive heard you mention your disdain for southern (specifically Atlanta) rappers, and wanted to know what you think about artists like Kenny Mason, JID, and Earthgang, plus your general opinions on Atlanta rap. Also, even if my question doesnt get answered, i want to recommend you the artists Khary, RM (Especially his albums Indigo and Right Place Wrong Person, i think youd like them since you're into Kaytranada, and the features are great), and Keith Ape PS i want your bapestas

Occam the Ram

What’s your thoughts on game shows? Do you watch any with your grandma? What’s your favorites or least favorites?

Eric

Sween, I've heard you mention being into the band Mastodon a few times. That seems so out of left field to me. Can you maybe go into how you got into them and maybe some other metal music you're into?

Icebreaker

What's your favorite type of medieval weapon and why?

King of Slaps

Will Joey Bada$$ ever level up to K Dot's level? He's my favorite rapper but I know he can't touch Kendrick, I'm hoping he can enter the convo of the big three soon now but he needs something maybe the mainstream is just sleeping on him or does he just lack the hunger to be the top mc?

muBmuB

Yo sween what's your full thoughts on xmen 97. Who's your favourite character, favourite episode, is it the best xmen show, all that shit

Gears Of Sex

When are you gonna do an upside down, booty naked, oiled up twerking patreon exclusive video for us?

Cruelty-free Pleatherface with electric chainsaw

Hey man, Just wanted to give you a shout out for taking the initiative to get yourself a CPAP. Good sleep is vital and the most overlooked thing for getting healthy between diet, exercise, and sleep. Take care, man.

Stratman

Who is your dream DM? All love, stay safe.

Shape of Poo, Ed Smearan

Yo Sween. I don't really have a question for you, but I wanted to encourage you to post more videos on YouTube. I can't speak for anyone but myself, but I subscribed to you for the more impassioned side of you just talking about the things you're into. Let's hear more of it. Love ya man, hope life's going well for you

Tej

Post a video on time or back shots by drake?

Long Schlong Silver

Hey Sween. First I want to say, I love you. Second, you always talk about D&D but have you thought about branching out to other systems? Personally I think Cyberpunk 2020, Call of Cthulhu and Blades in the Dark surpasses D&D in terms of roleplay and mechanics.

Woke up this mornin’, got myself some cum

Hello to the one and only Notorious BLT. Very simple question. You unfortunately got the death penalty for god knows what. What would be your last meal on this planet?

Donating grandma's ashes to Goodwill

Who is the most unbelievable character that you have met in real life? For me, I would have to say my last boss. I recently left a job with the largest ren faire in the country and the owner is completely batshit. So much so that HBO is releasing a documentary about it on the 2nd. It’s called “Ren Faire” yall should check it out.

Jacksondawg

What is your favorite character build in D&D, and what makes it fun to you?

Every time Sweeny interrupts I cum

Hi Sween, appreciate the apology, takes a big man to do that so mad respect. I wanted to ask you, which scene has the WORST rap? I've heard you mention hating on Southern and UK rap, but is there one you genuinely can't stand? Happy Gay Month

Where’s The Water

sweeney what is the top 5 stupidest people you ever met with stories explaining how dumb they are

Freddie your bigges fan

Hey , one of my favourite members of the podcast don't tell the others 2 Super simple question Why Are you called tom sweeney

Rat Pobertson

Hey Sween, will you tell me a scary bedtime story?

Jello

Are you gay ?

Mad the Monk

Been listening to you guys since episode 0 with Zach (have very fond memories of making a girl laugh her arse off by showing some clips of it), and have now got my girlfriend and her sister as part of the homeless army too. Pretty sure you guys are the reason her parents like me so much, as they took her laughing so much in a long car journey as me being the reason (in reality, it was you guys, so muchos gracias). Got a question with some backstory, so bear with me. A good while ago you guys talked about a new host on Sargons podcast hyping up English food, very wrongly might I add. You have no idea how wild it was for me and my girlfriend to hear that, as that host is my friend who I’ve known since I was 11. I got him to listen and he found it incredibly funny. It’s safe to say I don’t align with his politics, but he’s a good friend regardless. My question is; taking this into account, what is the most wild thing you’ve heard, read, or seen on the Internet relating to either yourself, or someone you’re close to, from someone who has no business knowing about you? Sorry again for the long one, but just had a lot of lore I wanted to dump on you. You’re the funniest group on the internet, and I really hope one day you can get a live show going in the Uk!

Absolute Cosby Quaaludes all of Gotham

What’s a movie, show, comic or manga that encouraged you to do something in your life? For me, it was the Food Wars manga. I had relatively little cooking experience, and now I try to make a new dish every weekend. I really enjoy it!

Backshot Kyle

We all make mistakes Sween, like how a beat a child at Walmart the other day. Also have you read The Fall of X series and if so; what's your opinion on it? I like it, it reminds me of days of future past but with a ton of interconnecting stories.

PP. when does the pain get better. help

As someone whos in a long healthy relationship, have you ever had that fear of commitment and what if youre with the wrong person? Seems like no matter how perfect the person im with is, i cant escape that.

GayTheQuicksterAKATheDICKSTER

Greetings midnight overlord! Would you ever be interested in making a videos about D&D ?(favorite races, classes, maybe crazy campaign stories ?) PS expect a merch design me soon (via Twitter)

platinum games should've made wolverine

Shalom my beautiful black jesus, Would you rather be hooked on angel dust because of a friend or be permanently disfigured by a flaming tennis ball thrown out a new york window? In any case, you can't kill yourself.

Fdr (fat dick rogers)

What it do, sween the cum eating machine? I’ve been playing warhammer and dnd for a while and I’m looking to get into more games. Do you have any recommendations? I know you’re a big tabletop gaming fan, so I thought I’d ask you, my guy. Keep on rocking in the free world (pissing off chris and Derrick).

wacky racists

Hi Sween. What do you think about frogs? That's all.

Clark

Previously in Chris’ solo episode he described you as “in denial” and detailed how bad you are at managing your roles of the podcast. Given your most recent mistake, what do you have to say in response?

Legendary Anal Fister Johnny Shit Knuckles

Where’s my gad damn dollar, Sween!? Nah, but for real though: You’re trapped for the rest of your life on a secluded island with no hope of ever escaping. Your captors have granted you the option of 1 console of your choice, or a PC, and 5 games. There is no internet. What console/games do you pick? P.S. Steam will run in offline mode indefinitely in this scenario. I’m going PC: 1: Witcher 3 2: Final Fantasy 9 3: Elden Ring 4: Baldur’s Gate 3 5: Grim Dawn

the carefree cum catcher

OK sween you're in a threesome with your 2 co-hosts whilst Keith David watches from the corner in the sneako chair. Who do you cum on and where?

Dio Lixzon

Why are you like this?

YoungJedi772

Serious question Sweeney… Deadpool or first arrival on earth baby goku WITHOUT BRAIN DAMAGE who wins?

Mikey Neapolitan

Recommendations for someone trying to get into X-Men comics?

Wall bouncing in WW1

Hey fellas recently Astrobot was announced for the fall. However it reminded me that we should have a laundry list of astrobot products by now like Astrobot Racers, Astrobot rumble, Astrobot Monsters and so on and so forth. Are there any other characters or iP that could be far more prevalent but weren’t?

MaxSilhouette

Hey Sween, you rock! Love the 3 Sweens moon shirt but I probably won't wear it in public cause I'm white and it may raise questions lol. I know you've mentioned anime a couple times, what's your favorite? (besides any Dragon Ball)

Krisfireball

Senior Sween, how you feeling about Multiversus? Do you think platform fighters peaked at smash or is there room for a true competitor? I'm personally excited for Rivals of Aether 2.

BenAndJerry’s-FunkyMonkey

Gosh Mr. Thomas Swenard! Why are you just sooooo gosh darn beautiful, i just need to know! (sits on floor Criss-Cross Applesauce and looks at you with big anime eyes)

Patreon sucks, I can’t make funny names

Sir Sweeney, I have a request that you listen to my pitch for a disc golf based comic. But If you could kindly accept my dm request on Twitter (FrankenTubbie) so I can send it to you

BigUglyJordan

Hey man, shit happens. I gotta ask though- if you could have any non-Keith David guest on the show, who would it be? Repeat guests from previous episodes are allowed if you wanna bring someone back.

Me gwan be clear with chu mon - Jamaica Obama

Now that it has been a few weeks, what do you think of the Kendrick and Drake beef looking back and do you think there will be any next parts now that a man has been shot

You will PONDER the ORB

Hey Sweeny, least favourite part in your favourite game/games? I like Castlevania LoS 2 but the Agreus sections are shitty

Happy birthday to my Gay Terrorist Toefurr

I doubt anyone cared but I'll feign indignation if it gets my question read. Last episode, Chris admitted he's out of practice from doing his classic Chris ray gun character voice, which makes sense since it's been extra long since we got any classic CRG vids. You seem to have moved on to committing to podcast content. Have you ever considered officially killing off the Chris way gun character? You could do one final epic Ray Gun Recap where he finally gets killed by Paul or something and give all of us closure

Retardigrade

The tomest of sweeties, do u have any cool dice sets and if you do what’s ur favorite

USAF Certified C-17 Master of Loads

What is so good about Dune the movie because I don’t understand? It’s sand, sand, darkness, and more sand the entire movie with a meh story.

Odenzen

Hey sween As someone whose always wanted to run a Dnd campaign, how do I officially start? I’m always thinking about and writing down ideas but the actual step to start intimidates me a bit. What if the players do something you didn’t account for? Stuff like that holds me back a bit, so any kind of dungeon master advice would be great. Side note, what’s your opinion on rules lite TTRPGs? Personally I’ve really gotten into Mork Borg, which is like DnD but less rules and more like dark souls in terms of difficulty

Straight actor Dichael Mouglas

Question for the Sweenlord. Seeing as Wizards of the Coast intend on Baldur's Gate 4 happening, and it not being developed by Larian, I have to ask, what developer do you think could handle the task and do you think its a fair challenge and burden for any studio to bear? (your response could even be something theoretical, e.g. prime bioware)

Questionable

Yo sweeny who’s the greatest rapper of all time

Flicking My Sween

Hello Gay, is there any specific games you’re currently looking forward to playing whether they’re out, announced, or unannounced doesn’t apply.

Just Kidding Simmons

Hello Dark One, Do you have a canonical ending for Miles Morales? Not that familiar with the character, and I know Peter’s ending gets messy/open-ended, but do you have a favorite/well-liked ending for your favorite hero? Thanks for the laughs

Corinth

Hi Black, could you tell us about the DnD campaign your playing right now, or the one you most recently were apart of?

Colin Moriarty

Oh right a question lmao Hey sweengus, why does part of the x men 90s opening have a shot of jubilee about to get hate crimed?

The Cholo Who Punched Derrick

Hey Mario Judah, what do you have to say to my sister who makes meatballs with cream of chicken?