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Chris - SOLO EPISODE - Question Thread (Patreon)

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2024-06-02 14:00:06
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2026-06

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Hey, guys! Derrick has arrived in Los Angeles and is getting situated in his new abode! I'm also putting together our in person recording space, something I've been stoked about for a long time now! Since we're all kind of in flux, we'll need to skip one episode at least while we get everything sorted out, organized, tested and establish our new pipeline.

To make up for the gap, I'll be doing a solo episode answering your questions in additions to Sweens apology episode (lol)

Ask away!

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YoungJedi772

Hey Chris! I have a lot of free time over the summer and I’m looking for a new game to play, preferably on the ps plus extra catalogue, I’ve played a lot of the classics like rdr and ghost and stuff. Any suggestions?

You will PONDER the ORB

What’s up Chris, what’s a game/game series you enjoy that most people dislike? I quite enjoy the Castlevania LoS games

Zerowolf

Hey Chris Raygun my question is have you ever heard of Warhammer40k and if your interest in the setting I’d recommend the book The Infinite and The Divine it’s about two immortal robots having beef with each other it’s pretty funny and it’s a stand alone book so you don’t need to follow anything else to understand

Gaydolf Niggler

Greetings Chris. What do you think is your most unpopular opinion about the Halo franchise?

Patreon sucks, I can’t make funny names

Hello Sir gun, I’m having trouble finding motivation in wanting to work on videos and I’d like some advice. I work 40+ hrs a week and I do truly enjoy filming and editing videos, I just find myself completely demotivated to do anything once i get off of work. (I really want to show you how to body box a ghost because it seems as if you’re all too weak minded to actually do so)

the coolest tranny in the jungle

What's up Ronald Raygun? Have you ever been genuinely annoyed during this show? If so, whats the biggest/funniest example of that happening?

Every time Sweeny interrupts I cum

If you had to choose between having multiple rounds of gay sex with Sweeny and Derrick on Rhino pills (you're the bottom) or have to attend as many Imagine Dragons concerts, which would you choose?

Backshot Kyle

Will you acknowledge Jelquing and Edging a sport?

Noms on ur penith

Hello Chris! I know you’re a big halo fan, I recently got the collection on PC for the campaigns mainly, my question is should what order to play them in? I easily get overwhelmed with options which will just lead to me not starting :D Have a wonderful day!

Cruelty-free Pleatherface with electric chainsaw

Chris, my boy! You’ve mentioned a couple times over the past months maybe wanting to dip your toes into making political videos. Which political YouTubers are you a fan of? I get the feeling you vibe pretty well with people like Kyle Kulinski and Sam Seder. Take care, and best of luck to you with the new era of the Snark Tank!

ThisWayUpV

Hey what's up single cheeseburger. If you work in a saw situation how long do you think you would last, or what kind of traps would you make for the others?

Imagine Dragons Official

Hello Mr. Gun, is there a type of content on the YouTube space that you genuinely hate seeing? I for one hate any true crime content its just the most annoying thing to listen to (my wife is into true crime shit and its a curse)

Freddie your bigges fan

Hey my favourite member of the show don't tell the others what was a time you gave up on a game because it was too boring for me dying light 2 made me want to kill myself

We Fuck on Front Porches and Gay Life Away

Yo. So I know destiny is kinda on a back burner right now, but how did you feel about final shape’s launch trailer and about this 10 year journey of a game coming to a close? PS Sweeny needs more than one episode to apologize for what he did in 97…I won’t elaborate he knows.

ɓuᴉʞᴉꓥuʍoꓷǝpᴉsdꓵ

Yo Mr Gun. You’ve talked in the past about how if YouTube wasn’t an option you’d be making independent short films or something along those lines. Do you ever plan on making scripted dramatized content?

Wall bouncing in WW1

Now that Derrick is done fighting wolves and Sweeney is all pissed out. When the fuck are you gonna get a regular sleeping schedule?

Mikesapien

When discussing Zelda BOTW and TOTK, you've said you haven't finished / won't return to BOTW because it "feels unfinished" compared to TOTK, and that TOTK is a "better version" of the same game, and yet, you've also criticized TOTK saying it feels "too much like" BOTW. You seem impossible to please. BOTW is incomplete but TOTK is just more of the same? Wouldn't it be less incoherent to simply admit they are both amazing games but you aren't all that compelled by them?

BigUglyJordan

Dear Chris, now that Big Gay has taken over, you have to fuck one of your cohosts. Who do you pick? You cannot kill yourself.

Connor The Desolate Canadian

Hey there short, stupid and full of Snapple. What are your go to alcohol choices when you’re out and about? I’m a picky bitch who drinks one specific brand of whiskey and I want to get outta that shit before I go to vegas.

FlynnTaggartGuy

He barely finishes any games in the best circumstances.

DanTheManWithThePants

Why do you keep interrupting Sween and Derrick to move on when they're in the middle of a hilarious bit and everyone is laughing. Stop fucking doing that

Watch the Big Lez show y fakin kants

Hey there Gob! Could you make a cast out of Derrick’s and Sweeney’s butthole, and sell them to us as a pocket pussy? I would really apreciate it. Thanks in advance

Anibuddies: An Anime Podcast

What's a gaming franchise you wish could kind of reworked to more suit your own taste while retaining what makes that franchise special?

Rest in Peace Jennifer Lawrence

Chris you hate cockroachs a lot, have you ever considered just moving north to like Vancouver, Seattle, or Portland?

Chargerboi

Hey Chris, I was wondering as a fellow light skin Puerto Rican. Have people ever gotten confused and thought you were something else ? For example most people don’t think my dad is my dad because he is as dark as sweeny and I’m as light as Casper the ghost.

Gears Of Sex

When are you going to do an upside down booty naked, oiled up twerking patreon exclusive video for us?

Colin Moriarty

Heya blind bitch(derogatory), music question for you. What is your preferred brand when it comes to instruments? Do you have a particular brand you try and stay on or do you just grab whatever looks/feels good to play regardless? I generally stick with Ibanez.

Corinth

Do you think that swapping to video changed how you guys act during the podcast? I’ve noticed that during the audio only podcasts you guys were a lot looser with how you acted and what you said. Is it possible that swapping to video took you guys awhile to adjust and get comfortable on film for it?

3XO inquiring about an editing gig at Snark Tank

Hey Chris! Wanted to ask if you’ve ever eaten a Jibarito. It’s a Puerto Rican sandwich with large tostones as the bread. Was wondering what your thoughts on them were if you had them and if you’re ever in Chicago, I’d recommend a place called Jibaritos Y Mas, it’s a great spot to eat and they give food away to the homeless too

googling what is a blumpkin at work

Hey Chris do you think you'll do anything else with bryle? Honestly I think he's the perfect mascot. Bryle keychains would be sick. Good luck with the setup.

Just Kidding Simmons

Now that everyone is where they need to be, what’s the ideal schedule for the show? Two regular eps and an extra ammo? Also who’s the next guest going to be?

Putting black face on my light bulbs

How's it hanging smaller Sween, how would you tell the difference if your cohosts had been taken over by a evil mimic and you had to decide which was the real Sween or Derrick? Additionally, how best do you think you could signal you're the irl Chris Ray Gun to them so they murder the right one?

it's too damn hot

Hey Ambassador of Puerto Rico, Are there any new games or music artists/bands you have discovered very recently and fallen in love with? Put us on to something you've been really into recently!

FUCK THE TAR HEELS FUCK THE NITTANY LIONS GO VOLS

Hello my favorite diminutive illegal alien Back in the day you used to have the album cover to "London Calling" by the Clash hanging on your wall and I have to ask, what's you're go to Clash tune? If you say "Should I Stay or Should I Go" or "Rock the Casbah" I might cry.

Sledgehammered Testicles

Hey Chris, I've been watching since i was 16 and I'm now 23. Your videos actually helped pull me out of the alt-right pipeline that's why i never understood the critiques angst you. I cringe at myself every time i think back to when I believed in stupid shit. but that being said my question is - do you have anything that keeps you up cringing at night from your past that you are willing to share?

Nagito Gooner

HEY! what's your favourite and least favourite video you've ever made? Keep them at least semi recent

Commander-in-Queef

More of a general question about the show. Do you have any plans to do a Mass Effect ending discussion now that Sween has played them, also any updates on the radio show and gay parodies you guys already wrote would be much appreciated.

Clark

Yo! Chris! A while back you described a video idea where you would go out in public with both glass and plastic bottled Snapple and have strangers try to tell the difference, but couldn’t because of the pandemic. Will you be doing it now that things are more or less back to normal? Glad to be part of the homeless crew, keep it real.

colandros sucks toes

Yo yo yo Chris!!! Simple question: Which fruit is the gayest?

Halo 3 Mountain Dew

Yo Chris my friends think halo reach is better than halo 3, can you explain why they are wrong?

LR INT Kid Buu

Do you think a games age should excuse if it’s a bad game. I’m playing AC1 and it’s genuine dogshit lmao, and people like to excuse it because it’s old. But you can play masterpieces that aren’t dog shit from the 90s or 2000s. Thoughts my boy?

MaxSilhouette

I figure since the three of you will be in person now there is a chance of seeing other types of content being made. Would you guys maybe cum together and work on Derrick's Backlog of games via outdated let's play? I think that could be cool and nostalgic 😎

Stratman

Yo Mouse, hope things are going smoothly with the transition and you've had some time to chill with the man himself now he's back. My inquiry is you've spoken about doing a SnarkRadio. Until this is real, could we get like a 45min playlist from each?

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

Hello Christopher, do you think that great architecture (such as ornate buildings) are ever justified? Like is it unethical to construct a single beautiful school when you could build 10 shitter looking ones for the same price. Or is there an intrinsic value for the public to be able to have nice looking architecture in their communities?

Queen Pifi

Your Russian accent sounds like Niko Bellic so could you just say a bunch of shit in his voice for us to have a lil vocal stim? Also I give you permission to do Asian accents

GEARSxWARRIOR

Now that the merch store is a real thing, what amount of Shinto gods do I have to pray to to get a snark tank patented bag sword?

Long Schlong Silver

Hey Chris, how come you are on a Playstation podcast if you mostly talk about Halo and Gears?

On the chode againCant wait to get on my bro again

How long do you think it took you to get "good" at guitar (if you even consider yourself good). I ask because I am trying to learn it at 24 and I'm hoping I'm not too late to the game to write decent music.

Cytherias Conjured Squirt Sword

Wanna pick up guitar again because I’ve had an acoustic since highschool but I never gave it a fair shot. I wanna get an electric because I’ve heard theyre easier to learn/pick up, plus are more fun to play, in that case do you have any suggestions on that front

GOTY guy: Beat Zelda BotW, Next Up: Hades!

This question is more tailored for the normal show, but I feel like the personal environment in of a solo might result in a more satisfying answer. Are there any guests we can expect coming up in the next year or so? I know the in-person show kinda limits the possible guest pool, but I’ve always felt like Act Man, and bringing Jakey back and Bunty were obvious choices that just haven’t happened yet.

USAF Certified C-17 Master of Loads

As the years goes on the shit that is discussed on the Internet gets dumber and dumber like that man vs bear thing, to the point that I genuinely believe that most of it is just generated by bots and that stupid videos that I see are artificially made and promoted by so. So do you believe that the majority of the internet is dead and is just bots running around?

The new 9-11

Heya, Bryle's daddy(you can decide which kind). I've been a huge fan of Red Vs Blue and machinima animations in general for a while. I've also watched the ones you made at some point. My question is: Would you want to make any machinima animations again? If you do, are there any ideas you'd like to share?

Retardigrade

You are walking through downtown manhattan when you are handed a brick. What do you do with it?

my cat is transphobic

i know you did a rise against tier list already, but i need to know your green day albums tierlist to decide whether i respect you or not

The Cholo Who Punched Derrick

Chris can you please post a full version of your cover of "Stick Season"? I saw the short you posted on Instagram and I'm in love with it and can't stop playing it!

Quantum Load

Chris you said you did mushrooms before. What did you experience? Do you feel it maybe helped in any depression? Would you do it again? I'm an experienced "psychonaut" as they'd probably say, so I was surprised to hear you tried it. Just curious. Stay Fruity ❤️🏳️‍🌈❤️

Jakasaras 4che

Have you played Dues EX Human revolution you twiggett, if not, do so