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CycloneofChaos

3 AND A HALF HOURS!?!?!? WE'LL NEVER STOP WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!

Gym broboy

HOLY FUCK WE'RE IN THE BEST TIMELINE 3.5 HOURS!!!

Rat Pobertson

Oddly, the terminals from Marathon taught me how to read at a more advanced level as a kid.

LR INT Kid Buu

Chris impression of Spike was so spot on I laughed so hard

TonyTwoTries

At this point I'm PAYING for you guys to make gay red dead references. It should be labeled on the patreon bonuses, and if you guys ever stop then i'm unsubscribing, and getting a refund IMMEDIATELY

Rat Pobertson

Two things: Elden Ring does have a pause, it's just inside a sub-menu in your inventory. The main problem I see with having a concrete pause button is there just aren't enough buttons on the controller to facilitate simple functions like two handing your weapons without holding down multiple buttons. It would have to be some weird macro that would give you carpal tunnel.

Jello

I got news for ya bub your gayyyy

Ya_Boi_Bonez

Speaking of sports, have y'all seen the up and coming combat sport of straight up mid evil knights in a UFC style octagone?

Duke of Disorder

For Elden Ring it would have to be a pure pause button. People already swap equipment mid-combat. If pause was connected to inventory, you could swap to light roll for dodging and then swap to boulder weight armor mode for trading attacks.

Panda Junkie

Dude adds an "s" to my name every time he attempts to read. Fucking narcissist.

ALT

Did sween imply that sounding black is genetic in the credits???

Bert Chintus

You guys won’t fucking believe this but Boogie has just been called out for potentially lying about having cancer lmao

Dante's Alighieri Hogs

Chris skating by on his genetics not understanding why people do bodybuilding///

1800AllCock

You can’t pause it because if you could, you can just pause it every time you think you are going to die in combat and turn off the console which would reboot the world. It would eliminate all the tension of losing your runes. That’s a pretty key part of their game design philosophy.

sauce

I smile like the Grinch when I hear, “Alright let’s get the fuck outta here,” and see there’s still another hour remaining

[Cardboard_Pie]

There is an episode where Plankton roasts like 3 generations of a family rapid fire and ending with telling a grandma to go and die is hilarious.

Funny name

couldn't you just press the button on the console if that was the case, or alt f4?

Chadronius

Are you gay for me, son?

Chadronius

People already have been hitting that ALT F4 when they get invaded lol, just give the quality of life feature to people who have shit to do

Sharlock93

The likely cause of no pause in the souls games is due to invasion & multiplayer, those mechanics require a separate architecture for the game and would require developer time and be hard to maintain. Given you can be invaded even if your offline (i.e NPC invasion) its using the same architecture for the multiplayer. So you would need to have a separate path for single player and "pausing", it would be a bit tedious to maintain, maybe their engine is not even setup for that.

THUGZILLA VS Maria after Dom found her

There is a pause in from soft games...sit at the bonfire or in elden rings case. Fast travel to a sight of grace Upon further listening and thought, i think pause in offline mode works i am just retarded