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AUGUST! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-02 09:13:05
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2026-06

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Guess who's collecting questions for the month of August for our ridiculous podcast. These guys. You can't see, but we're all standing next to each other and pointing our thumbs towards ourselves in a comedic fashion.

Ask your questions for August! Now! Or forever hold your peace!

Comments

Gooptrooper

Noooooo whyd you do that

Cumming into a pot of boiling water

Greeting my favourite racial slur "raygun" "sweeny" and "someblackguy". I was torturing myself by doing laser hair removal and because of this podcast, the thought of an ape getting laser hair removal and going rabid made me laugh historically in the middle of the session. Do you guys have a similar stories to where there's a very important event happening where it could fuck up your life if something went wrong and you just bursted in laughter?

Rest in Peace Jennifer Lawrence

Hello DEI podcast, have the 3 of you ever thought about using your fan base/relative popularity to make/get your idea for an indie game made?

Luis M

Hey black, blacker, and anti-black long time listener first time question asker, I was wonder what piece of cancelled media would you love to bring back? I personally was a big fan of spectacular spider-man and was so pissed off that it was cancelled on a cliffhanger no less, I honestly will never forgive Disney for buying spiderman and causeing this show to be canceled. much love and I hope you all enjoy an nice refreshing glass of piss. Also noooooo why’d u say that.

Stripping copper to cop strippers

Hay my three little rascals. This is directed towards the boyo in the medical field. My wife and I just suffered through a miscarriage (not recommended) at 10 weeks. We’ve decided that we don’t want to go through that again and I’ve been thinking about getting a vasectomy. It’s terrifying though because they don’t put you under, just local anesthetic. My question is should I listen to the podcast while my nuts get cut or should I experience it in the moment

Epic Rap Battles of Spunk

Hello Cum trio If you could invent an "Youtuber Exposed"-type Scenario for your co-hosts, how would you construct their inevitable downfall?

I lick-a da penis

Hey big booty boys! I've recently started playing Kingdom Hearts (it sucks). Question is: what game do you think sucks but you still love to play anyway?

Sons of anarchy is white trash sopranos

Hey boys I’m back on the question tier after I plundered for some Dubloons, my question for yall is whether or not you would buy a brand new game for an older console. There’s nothing saying you can’t just make a PlayStation 2 game in 2024.

Watch the Big Lez show y fakin kants

Hello What, Who and Why. What unusual city would you like to see a game set in? Wheter historical, current or sci-fi. Keep the noooooooooo why would you do that energy going bois. Thanks

Commander-in-Queef

Hey there "you people", who is each of your favorite lolcows? Obviously Chris Chan is the Michael Jordan of those people but maybe Ethan Ralph or Boogie's suffering have brought you more joy. Either for being the funniest to deservedly laugh at or best cautionary tale. Your choice.

Benjamin Button Yahu

Hello stickman with glasses, bad hair, and someotherguy. Recently saw on Twitter Sweeney misses his grandma which made me think of how long my grandma has left she got severe parkinson's disease which has taken away her taste and is now slowly affecting her reasoning. I can no longer make sarcastic jokes with her as she will fully believe them. I ones joked about kicking a homeless man while waiting for the bus and she fully believed i did that. Anyway my question is what kind of person was all of your grandma's. And how did y'all deal with those last years where they where slowly getting worse and worse until they couldn't even leave the house no more?

Makeshift Mousepad

Gentlemen, Subtle red flags you've seen in past partners?

googling what is a blumpkin at work

How's it going why'd, you, and do that? If you could reboot or create your own sequel to any video game franchise with complete creative control what would it be and how would you change it? Personally I'd love a survival horror Halo game with the flood as the main enemy playing as a standard fodder marine. Stay gay.

Scooped Mids

Hello Twinky Winky, Dipsy, and Po. I remember Chris mentioning that he'd be sad if something bad came out about Jack Black. So with his Zionism and cutting Kyle Gass loose, how you holding up Chris?

Putting analog cigarettes out on robot dogs

What's up you bunch of British cigarettes. If you had to choose between only eating the same meal (same main and 2 sides) or only listening to the same album for the rest of your lives, which would they be and why?

Kingdad framed Derrick Chauvin

Real question do any of you have unusual hobbies but that are still fun for you. Fake question will you get rfk jr on the podcast.

KnightOwl

Hello Skank Bank Tiss the month of my birth and the start of all the horrible events that it has caused. With that being said if you had one birthday wish you could make come true what would it be?

ALT

Sween, what would you do if you had Superman's powers? (Dubbed Super Sween) Personally, I think it'd be the end of the world as we know it

splish splash I was gaping his ass

Dearest Chris Gay MaldingHomo, Derrick Bi-let, and Kingston GayMensCum What’s your opinion on the “recent” calls to criminalize ai/deepfake porn after Taylor swift fakes went viral on twitter? Should it be illegal? Where is the line drawn on fake porn? Should that extend to non ai fakes? If I just draw a picture of Taylor swifts boobies should that count?

Cav

This one's for Sween, what would you do if you had glasses and we're able to read the names at the end?

Long Schlong Silver

Hola meat sword weilders! If you were to become a full-time V-tuber, what deity would it be based off of and what kind of lore would it have. And what name will you call your fans.

Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Ass

Hey Chris, Derrick, and Sweenicus the World-Ender I have a hypothetical for you guys. You have the opportunity to make a 10 album song with any artists alive or dead, but they all have to be gay covers and the artists can't cover their own songs, which artists would you choose and what songs would they cover? Bonus question, what would the album be called?

Sween the typa guy to eat holographic meatloaf

How's it going Will Not Bow, Will Not Break, and Will Shut the World Away? This one is for Derrick. Did you have a chance to listen to Meatcanyon's new metal EP, and if so, what did you think? Much love and gayness as always, fellas.

Yung Sweeny pissing himself in a pizza shop

Hey Island Black man (as stated by Sween), Half and Half, and Mr. Blackman. I just want to ask, what is The Black Experience? I hear it talked about sometimes but never really hear people go into detail about it. So I want to ask what it is to you.

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

Hello unusually long fry, short pointy fry, and accidentally placed onion ring, Not a question but a suggestion I think could add a lot of new comedic phrases and silliness to the podcast: I recommend checking out kobyshinobi on YouTube, especially for Sween. So much out of pocket shit gets said there, but it all sounds very Snark Tank in spirit. Would be funny to hear you guys repeat some of that and die laughing at each other on episodes.

PapaGzeus

Hello horny bastard, gay horny bastard, and regular bastard. Have any of you obtained anything that you would consider "forbidden knowledge" in your lives? Years ago when I was violently hungover, I found out that if you puke shortly after you eat, it tastes exactly the same coming up (needless to say it was jarring tasting a delicious, home-cooked breakfast twice)

Reviving jordan Peterson with 400 pigeon calves

Hey fellas, I am planning a trip to New York soon and have no fucking idea what to do or what I’m doing. I plan on going for 3-4 days and wanted to ask what places I should visit, food I should eat, hotels, landmarks, transportation etc? Thanks!

Every time Sweeny interrupts I cum

What is up y'all, got a new one for you! What's the least offensive/worst thing any of y'all would have to do to consider kicking one another off the podcast? Nothing major if possible, I wanna see how patient/petty you can be with each other

Epileptic Crash Bandicoot in a packed nightclub

Hello sluts, What holiday tradition would you change, I would replace turkey being the main food for thanksgiving, it’s terrible, I never enjoyed it. We should get rid of turkey completely, it’s a useless animal

Fresh & Chimp

Hello my beautiful little snark babies. Gonna keep it short and sweet. Which online fandom do you dislike the most and would nuke from orbit if given the chance? I.e Swifties, bronies, weebs, sonic fans, fallout New Vegas Stans. Thanks, love you guys!

Doctor Strangelove

Hello Cock Dick and Pussy What is the funniest/weirdest slur you guys have ever been called or heard someone been called. I remember watching a clip of a black streamer listening to TTS donations and one of them called him a Nefarious Nightskin and watching his baffled face was the funniest shit ever

causewthoutrebel

Hey knuckles, chuckles, cuckhold If you temporarily gained necromantic powers and could bring back any musician from the dead, which artist would you zombify, puppet around, and profit off of?

Mikesapien

Hello Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego! What is the biggest fuckup you ever witnessed or created at work? Either before or after becoming content creators. At my last job, my predecessor was supposed to bill hourly labor for the team, but lost track of thousands of hours over several months, resulting in a six-figure shortfall for the company and immediate termination when this was discovered.

Duckmaxing

Hello monster under the bed, in the closet, and Jeffery Epstein. Like Sween I used my immense age gap of 2.5 years (Seinor & Freshman) to make a woman fall in love with me. What should I eat to make my semen taste as rancid as possible for her?

KingOfHaphazard

What’s up Snare, Kick, and Tom? What’s the most unhinged, nonsensical take you’ve heard from somebody you know who should 100% know better? I found out a friend of mine who designs roads for a living with his fucking Bachelor’s degree is unironically a Flat Earther. We are no longer friends.

Mikesapien

Easy there. Jack Black isn't a "Zionist." Tenacious D's insurer cancelled their coverage for the tour, venues were cancelling shows, and fans were cancelling tickets. Putting the band on hiatus and going home is really the only option at that point.

Fullmetal McCoy

Sup Terminally Online Podcast! We are all aware of the horrors Majin Micah and Majin Seal caused, but who in the world could stop Majin Red Foreman? Would the world be doomed to get a large Majin foot in their ass? Would Eric and the gang be able to stop him? Would Hyde rape him?????

Mikesapien

Glasses correct vision, not illiteracy

shit, wait, circle back to me.

Bienvenido power bottoms not a question just wanted to share this nugget that i remembered after the Comedy Shorts Raper bit last episode Old Youtube was fucking crazy, i remember a big british gaming youtuber called ProSyndicate who used to play COD Zombies and make a conga line of the zombies by running around the map and he would call this strategy the “Rape Train” and just yell “Rape Train” loud as fuck all the time. fast forward a few years into his kind of huge youtube career, i see Syndicate upload a tearful video eulogizing a fellow gaming youtuber he used to play with named Yoteslaya who used to do this rape train bit with him too. Yoteslaya and his friends (according to my hazy memory) apparently got inebriated, drove around got stuck on some tracks and turned to mist by a fuckin train. Syndicate spends a solid portion of this video philosophically pondering how he used to always rape train zombies with his boy who got rape trained by god, and how this might be a sign to retire the term “RAPE TRAIN” from his casual use thanks for reading and stay well guys

Tacko2D

with the 360 marketplace closing, I've started hoarding physical media. Just games I don't wanna live without. Nothing obscure. Wanted to know if you guys had recommendations from the PS3/360 era of games?

Clit Yeastwood

Thoughts on boars head recalling 7 million pounds of meat due to listeria outbreak

MaxSilhouette

Greetings you beautiful fucks, I recently heard from a Sports podcast that one of the members use to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch with fucking ORANGE JUICE instead of milk. What is the most bat shit insane food combination you've either heard of or enjoyed yourself? Big kisses sweet boys 😎

Backshot Kyle

Sup my shawt bus shawties, I recently heard a precious podcast were Derick suggested we roid out and gorilla 🦍. I thought this was a good idea and have a better one, we convince a million with a island like Logan Paul to take some gorillas 🦍 🦍 🦍 and teach them to deadlift, squat and deadlift when they're younger. Also when they master those lifts we'll juice them to see how strong and scary they get and then send them to back to the wild to see how they fuck the ecosystem up. What do y'all think of this idea?

wacky racists

Howdy. What do you think is the worst power to get in the X-Men universe? Could be one we've seen or one you imagine with your twisted mind.

BigUglyJordan

Dear Derek, Kris, and Thom, you have to fuck one of your cohosts. Who do you pick? You cannot kill yourself or them.

pigeon with a strapon

gun to your head, fuck marry kill; devin townsend, the concept of chivalry, and crunch bandicoot

Sticklarry

Hey shart stank, fun hypothetical for either an extra ammo or a normal episode. If you could make a suicide squad from people in history or fiction who would you choose and why? Ok byyyyyye.

Joker, but with some motion

This is a correction of Chris’s salad stance. Chris choosing to eat dry salads is actually less healthy because salads are high in fat soluble vitamins. When you eat fat soluble vitamins without any fat source you don’t absorb as much of it. The dressing acts as the source of fat leading to higher absorption rate.

ScrubbingBubblez

This question is for Sweeney, I just wanted to ask if he really believes in his head canon that the spider-men all look like Tom Holland in universe. This is deadass a fucking wild take to have and I need you guys to bully him until he cuts himself.

Numbdigga

When you guys gonna kill off that sweentard across the table? How would you do it? INFACT, how would you kill off all of your gay co-hosts? Stay stupid fellas o7

Icebreaker

Hey guys, what's in your gym/workout playlist? Personally, I don't listen to music at the gym. I usually listen to audio of men whimpering and women crying. I can deadlift 585 while doing a backflip.

GEARSxWARRIOR

Nooooooo, why’d ya do that? why do you make us fight for our questions to be read noooooooooo

Davide Inacio

Hello goons (the cool 1930's version). There's been some weird/cool guest characters added to fighting games over the years. Games like tekken 7 having Neegan, Acoomer and Noctis or recently announced Lucy from cyberpunk edgerunners into Guilty Gear Strive. What would be a joke or serious guest character pick from any property/real events you'd like to see in any fighting game series? Derrick, I too would like Baraka Obama in Mortal Kombat

Studio Nut

Hey you three. Been watching since episode 20 and i finally have the disposable income to become homeless. My question is a simple one. Ya like clussy(clown pussy)?

SpaghettiKills8

I think i know what movie Sween thought was The Last of Us movie. It's an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie called Maggie. I remember the trailer for it sharing a very similar tone to TLOU and reaction videos made many comparisons to it because they looked so similar thematically.

BoyOhBoyBB

Greetings to the tank currently running over my car that has my dog inside (don't worry the AC is on). Have you guys ever had a sitcom / drama scene play out in real life in front of you before? For me, there was one time when I used to work at Food4Less. I was bringing back the carts from the parking lot when I saw a family walk out of the store. The kid of the group sounded upset exiting. That's when he turned to his dad and said at the top of his lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!". The family tried to calm the kid while walking back to their car as I was trying to hold back laughter. Thanks for the laughs and have a good one.

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Would you rather be incapable of cleaning your teeth for the rest of your life or have a little army of spiders in your pores that come out at night and clean your teeth. Sometimes in the morning you wake up with dead spiders in your mouth and you’ve had the experience of kissing somebody only to accidentally put a dead spider in their mouth so you know I there are consequences.

Some Guy

Hello Lust, Gluttony and Wrath. ill be turning 23 this month which is cool i guess but my question is what crazy story do you all have from a birthday party. Yall are the only podcast I've subbed to and have yet to regret it, thanks for keeping me entertained during welding class and keep up the good work.

The Big CheeZe

Not a question but just saying when sween talked about his friends exposed nerve ending its all I can think about its haunting me. Why would you say that!?

American_Butter

What are some of the weird ass movies that you watched constantly as a kid that no one else knew about?

THUGZILLA VS Maria after Dom found her

Hello Rykard, Godfrey and Dung Eatah. My question is for Sween and Derrick and it is simply this. Team black? Or team green? (House of the dragon)

Sween hit the Pentagon

What's up sperm jockeys. Is it just me or has portable gaming officially become goated? I honestly play my Steam Deck more than anything now and even took inspiration from Derrick to start an A-Z Marathon of my Steam Library starting with Alien Isolation. Thanks for the laughs guys!

YoungJedi772

Yo yo yo the three muscled queers! In one of your episodes recently Sweeney said that unless you live in like Germany or something that you really shouldn’t buy a sports car. As a car guy and someone who loves going dangerously fast unfortunately I kind of understand your perspective. That being said, how do we feel about stupid fucking big trucks? Toodles!

gigavoltsavage

Hello Umar, Johnson and yakubian. What would you add to a core curriculum to make kids more ready for life as an adult? (for example I would make pre calculus an elective and make home economics required)

Snorting Viagra to make my nose hard

Hello Svelte Goblin, Gay Siren and Mouth Breathing Dragon. What is a niche genre that you find yourself enjoying? I myself really like analog horror surprising myself with the one Linkara made, it's not the best but better than most, definitely creepypasta inspired.

it's too damn hot

Hello secret DEI podcast, I have a scenario for yall. imagine each of you are the heads of extremely popular high fashion brands, and Paris Fashion Week is coming up. What ridiculous shit do you design and market to rich people in order to make them look as stupid as possible once they pull up to fashion week?

Clark

Hey boys (and Chris) Unfortunately I’ve been laid off so now I really am one of your loyal homeless patrons which brings me to ask: What’s your career outlook looking like? Will you be doing the snark tank in 10, 15 years? Stay safe bros.

Lighthouse? It’s actually quite heavy

Hello Chris ray Charles, some black sabbath and run DMSween. Long time first time, this may be long enough to be a extra ammo but if you all were given the opportunity to guest write a smiling friends episode, who are they helping and how do they help?

The Snark Tank's Resident VTuber

Sup lads. Question for Derrick: A few episodes ago, you were mentioning having precognitive dreams i.e dreams were you can see the future. I have those dreams often too, so my question is: Have you had a dream that instead of predicting a mundane moment, it instead predicted something more serious before it actually happened in real life. Around 10 years ago now, I had a dream where I saw my then girlfriend breaking up with me over Skype. A few months later, it actually happened. Over Skype, same messages, everything. Nobody believes me when I talk about this stuff, but I swear on my life, I don't make this shit up lol

American_Butter

The movies for me were Arthur and the invisibles and The Water Horse.

Chris be like-Make videos or gay sex hmmmmm

Hey Cammy, Chun Li, and Dee Jay. This question is more for Derrick and Sween. What are your favorite companions from the Dragon Age games? Also, the new Dragon Age game looks aggressively average

Dr. Rayenstein

Hey Dutch, John, and Arthur My question is, what do you think about video game companies laying off their staff after the game the CEOs want to turn into money generators (obviously) flop instead of letting developers make the games they want. Also Chris what do you think about the bungie ceo's classic car collection.

EvilMasterSean

Howdy soon to be war criminals. What fictional evil army would you join if you could pick and why? (Think Locust, Covenant, The Empire)

Questionable

If you could force everyone in the world to take a test with one question, that if they answered in a way you don’t like they are immediately killed what question would you ask?

Colin Moriarty

What's good Gustavo Fing, Mike hermitrout, and Saul bad dude. You are each charged with mentoring one of 3 lolcows, boogie, DSP, and Ethan Ralph to help them grow and prosper. Which would you choose and how would you mentor them?

Benis

Hey freakazoids. Being completely honest, would you give up listening to your favorite song ever again if it meant saving a life.

Je-ews, tell your children not to ride my train

greetings [insert slurs here] if you had to legally/morally defend chris-chan against the world what would your case be? if you choose not to a loved one is Thanos snapped into your peepee. much love a losing Alfred

Jello

Not a question but there is a football player named “Tommy Swenny” google and discuss if Kingston is living a double life

Sentient Jar of Cum

Sup Ed, Edd, and Sweeny. Whats the craziest thing you saw one of the speciel ed kids at your school do. One of the ones at my school was looking up pictures of girls in bikinis on a school computer in the library, at the moment I pointed it out to my friends, he pulled out a 3ds and started taking pictures.

John Martian

What's the most scathing insult you've heard delivered towards another person?

The new 9-11

Heya! Chris "Gay Guy" Maledater, Derrick "Fucks Black Guys" Fa**ot, and Kingston Jameson. Would you have a boxing match against a Kangaroo for $2,000,000? The kangaroo has been trained not to kill you, but you still have to sign a disclaimer saying the organizer isn't responsible for your death.

Professional Derrick Hater & Sween Enjoyer

Hey fellas, Do you guys think we should have a competition to find out what the best race is out of all them? I suggest a race of races so we can finally put that silly question to rest. Surely nothing would go wrong!

We Fuck on Front Porches and Gay Life Away

What’s up gays. With the recent influx of creators being outed as not so great people to have around kids, who do you think the next big celebrity child tickler will be?

DrDuwop

Sup Jimmy Neutron, Carl Wheezer and Sheen Estevez. Not a question, but I really think you all should take turns on the green screen chair once in a while, good opportunity for funny edits.

ASTROBOY

Hey was up my 3 fav monchiess ( in idubbz super mario filthy frank voice) just wanted to pop in ask if any of u guys collect vinyls and what are yall’s fav pieces mine personally is MF DOOM - MMM.. FOOD album its legit my fav and wat got me into rap also do yall the send the. Discord link through email? Lol have great shows guys and stay cool at there while this planet melts from the summer heat

Ominus Morte

Hello Ethnic Trio. What was a moment that offended you so much it drove you to violence, even to your own detriment? For instance, a kid in high school pissed on my foot and I immediately started throwing hands with my dick still out.

Scumbag without the “S”

Hello my darling boys! Would you rather have sex with a trans woman or a trans man? Neither have had bottom surgery so the girl has a dick and the guy has a pussy. They are both attractive and pass as the gender they identify as. Thanks for reading this and engaging in the hypothetical.

DanTheManWithThePants

Greetings Snap, Crackle, and Fuck you. It's a zombie apocalypse (walking dead rules). You must each create a survivor team of three cereal mascots to help you live out the apocalypse. Who do you choose? PS: favorite cereal? Mine is Honey Comb.

Pediatrician Disrespect

Sup Negroids and other, question have you guys checked out batman caped crusader if so thoughts?

John Martian

Have there ever been any previous incarnations of a character that you wish would have made it to the subsequent entries in their franchise? I ask this because I once asked my friend, who had only recently played the Halo trilogy for the first time, "How do you think the story of Halo 3 would have gone down, if Halo 2's Prophet of Truth was still at play?" He almost immediately answered, "Halo 2 Truth would have somehow sewn distrust and deceit between the Humans and Elites, splitting them apart. This would have required Chief and Arbiter to serve as examples in how both species could fight together." Bro blew my mind before I blew my load into his esophagus and got his stomach gaygnant. Have a wonderful month, fellas!

Sylvia makes a car louder any% speedrun

Hey there boys, I was listening to episode 250 and call were talking about dried cum. (Don't worry, it gets worse.) Back when I was a little fucking demon, I was soo goddammit lazy to go the extra like MAYBE 12ft. To the bathroom to bust, so I would cum on the wall/corner behind my door and leave it. It was probably there for more than a year. I k ew I would have to eventually deal with it, but turns out I never did, because my house burned down, so I ended up not having to deal with it. Any super fucked stories like that???

randeep kang

hey guys, how warp will your reality be if you fell up a fight of stairs. like you started from the bottom are ended at the top but your still hurt your self like you have fallen down a fight. also who would you want this expience of falling upward happen too, i call boogie

Our God is an Awesome God Trap Remix - look it up

Greetings gay, gayer, and gayest. If you could give 1 video game/game series a movie with the highest budget of any film ever, which game would you give it to? I’d go with Bloons Tower Defense, because the idea of a gritty and dark Bloons movie is just too good to pass up. Much love

Cai

Hello my 8th favourite trio. More of a serious question, but should we just hit the reset button on society? I live in the UK and we’re currently having full blown race riots in the year 2024. Should we just start over?Hopefully none of this shit spreads to the U.S. Peace and love.

Billiam The Walrus (Loser) Man

Hello DEI hires. Here to report that Jordan Peterson is now starting his own alternative education program “Peterson Academy”. What is your favorite scam started by an online grifter?

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

Howdy, my parasocial older brother figures! And Mr. Popo…you know the one and who you are. My question is this what drives you to create, I’ve been given a new lease on life lately and been inspired to just make and build, not that I care if other see it. Just to know that someone might, and know I was here, you know! Eh enough of my hippy Jedi bullshit, live long and prosper fuck nuggets! Thanks for being a constant in my crazy life!

Collin Kirk

Hello blacks and tan my question for you varying in melanin folks is would you rather have your blood replaced with pure capsaicin or have become a roach. Love you guys

Watch the Big Lez show y fakin kants

Hitler gets transported in time just before dying. He shows up in the current time in America, and is transformed into a big bad booty latina. What do you think happens next?

The Slowker 2-Why so Derpy

G'Day, Eminem, Bugs and Bizarre. I've recently started planning my revolutionary blind playthrough of Dark Souls where I drink every time I die... Only to find Chris did this years ago. To make me feel better, can you please relive your hardest moments I gaming that you never want to do again? Bearing in mind I'm 40, my top ones are getting the invincibility cheat on Goldeneye and defeating RAAM on the hardest difficulty on single player. Just so you know, I definitely absolutely have Polycythemia so if you don't read this out soon I'll most certainly be dead.

OMINID

Dear Snark Tank, what would you do if you woke up and discovered that your penis had made a deal with Babidi (without your consent or knowledge) and you are now in ownership of a majin penis

Lighthouse? It’s actually quite heavy

Hello otter, twink and bear. If every rockstar games protagonist was running for president with an equal chance of winning who are you voting for?

Bert Chintus

Hello gents, On a recent episode of constellation, Gene went on for a good 15 minutes about Boogie 2988 lore and admitted he’s very locked into that shit. Everything I see him on seems to fit with your guys brand of humor, is it possible we see him on as a guest to dive into the world of lolcows?

My need for Savage Tides intensifies

What up homo's, sapien or otherwise, In a previous episode Chris was talking about a parody of Ultimate Showdown that was gay and done by the original creator of Ultimate showdown, Lemon Demon (real name Neil Cicierega). After looking into it, I discovered that the cover is called, "The Ultimate Orgy (of Homosexuality)" but preformed by someone named Patrick Smythe. My question is what are the biggest or perhaps funniest instances of a song you have thought was preformed by one artist and later discovered was by an altogether differant one?

venom? more like- I like Menom

You guys should do a segment where you bully the people who are trying way too hard to be funny with their questions in this thread lmfao

Wall bouncing in WW1

Hey fellas concerning the Lemmings Hoax on a previous episode. These assholes scared a group of these rodents off a cliff. If you were a Hoaxer to be what decade and what kind of hoax would you attempt? I’d like to see the ripples through time and consequences afterwards for your deeds.

I'm 4ft11

Hello Sween, Sween, and Sween! I was re-watching some of my favorite DBZ seasons, and felt like I should ask: what's the most out of pocket thing you've seen in an animated fight? For me, I fondly remember the man of steel fight scene between superman and zod, and when the camera zoomed all the way out the trail of destruction only damaged mosques and churches. 2013 was a different time

I'm 4ft11

love this premise. im voting trevor

Tyler Robinson

Hello my favourite fathers who abandoned their children unknowingly (yes all of you). Can you please do a full treatment for your Aliens vs Jared idea? I’m personally very excited for the scene where Jared uses the conjoined babies as nunchucks.

Walmart Brand

Hey Hey you cockgoblins! What political opinions have sent you reeling with negative emotion lately? Love the show P.S The advice column series was some S tier content, free feeds are missing out

Sween hit the Pentagon

Hey cum, cummies, and dried jizz. Congratulations you just inherited your dream home in your dream location! The catch is that you have to either live your life in a mobile quarantine bubble suit, or not but you can't interact with anyone ever again. What would you do? Killing yourself is not an option.

Jello

Hello gents I have a simple premise for y’all. Your choices are you go back to being 6 years old with all your knowledge and no memory’s Or You go back to being 15 years old with all your memories but no knowledge Ps for this hypothetical I define knowledge as book smart things and memories as personal things you’ve experienced or events that you can specifically recall Thanks love yall my parasocial older brothers

Bird vs Camel

Hello gay, gay, and gay. You are all gay fuck you.

I Use My Cat as a Hand Puppet

Dear Chris, Derick and Tom “penis and balls” Sweeney A train is on a track that will run over exactly two people who you’ve never met You can pull a lever to switch the tracks, but when you do the front opens up to reveal a dildo that is now heading on a direct line for your ass Do you leave the lever alone and kill the people or pull the lever and have a train powered dildo go up your ass instead

American_Butter

Dear Gooner, Gooning, Gone 7 States have blocked porn hub without age verification and 7 more are about to. What do you think and will this do anything at all other than be annoying?

platinum games should've made wolverine

Dear snarkaroos, As my only father figures, what would it take for you to leave you kid? Going out for milk style. Sincerely, your only furry listener.

yankee (derogatory)

Hey there boys! been loving the video podcasts so far - keep ‘em coming! My question for you: what’s something you thought you understood at a young age and held to be true because it was never challenged or corrected until you were an adult? For example, until my early twenties I thought belly buttons were somehow tied up on the inside since they look like the knot of a balloon Thanks for keeping the podcast going! Much love

the void

Good evening snarkoleptics Question mainly towards Chris and sween, with destiny 2 getting old yellered. What games have you been looking to play now that you have more time?

kai

Hey yall! I am an avid stroker and as an avid stroker thank you Chris for putting up the strokes The New Abnormal

Young shot Colin Moriarty with a 50 cal sawed off

Hello gaytutinni Alfredo, Spegetti and fat balls, and Kingston; my question is for Chris. Did you ever use Micha’s witchcraft to find your remote? Or is it lost in the abyss. Thanks.

Halo 3 Mountain Dew

Hey boys, this is more of a question for Sween and Derrick, who would you like to see be cast as the new X-men in the live action movies in the mcu? Can be legit or silly

rileydelete

Hey guys, hope you’re all enjoying summer. Ever think you’ll have Jaylen on the show? Seems like he’s responsible for you guys meeting and thus, the show. Thanks guys! -Riley

Corinth

Hey boys! I got a question that’s more on the wholesome side of things. Under what circumstance would you saw off a person’s head with a hand saw?

Corinth

How do you guys feel about fans of yours using your real names in conversations or when they meet you in person? For example if some fan called Sween “Kingston Jameson” and then listed off his social security number

the carefree cum catcher

You each get turned into a vampire, but with every pint of blood you have to eat 1 whole cock. How quickly would each of you kill yourselves?

Seymour Butts

Hello Thing 1, Thing Black, and Thing Blacker. If you were given 1 million dollars to let someone stick a finger in your ass, would you do it. The amount of times doesn't matter not the person doing it. It could be Shaq or someone else without freakishly large fingers. How many times would you do it?

JD Vance really got that “Oopsie Daisy” charisma

Hey fellers. Here’s a quick one. Since we know homelander is rather weak compared to other superheroes, what fictional/real character would be a perfect opponent for him. What I’m saying is, could Leon Kennedy beat homelander.

the carefree cum catcher

This one's for sween, in dnd is "power word kill" just the N-word but real loud?

Rat Pobertson

Howdy SnarkBoys, this one is for Sweeny: you've been transported back in time and see your eight year old self walking directly into the path of a knife fight. Do you save your younger self and risk being called a predator, or let it happen and slowly fade into dust?

Schadenfreudian_Slip

Hello 7, 6 and 2. I am moving into an apartment and moving sucks ass, any tips or appliances you can reccomend for a fresh rent slave? Thanks for all the laughs

Jelke Fischer

Oi oi oi Snarktank, recently i'm a bit in a low phase in my life and startet smoking, cigarettes and sometimes vapes. Do any of you guys smoked or had smoked in the past? Any tips on stoping smoking ? Love the cast, stay gay boys

Adhdeviant

hello my questionably heterosexual friends if you switched genitals with someone every time you had sex with them how would you abuse this power

Shrek giving Farquad the deepest stinkface

Greetings wrecking balls, big balls, and slightly below average balls. First time asker here and we all know we love insane/obscure usernames here. What are some of your favorites that you remember encountering while playing online? For me, i remember seeing someone in TF2 by the name of "Free Femboy Nudes (just ask)" and "Sgt NutTwister" and those always stuck out to me

Incepted

Hello Gay Gay and ??? Hoping you read this one. Knowing how all of you here have worked customer service I want to know if we share a similar experience. I worked at an electronic stores which the customer base are all kinds of hispanics. I usually consider myself a fair and reasonable person but I needed to leave the job fast and soon because after a while of dealing with customers I felt the goodwill I had for hispanics as a whole leaving my brain. I say this being mexican myself. So here comes my question what part of working customer service has genuinely ruined you in your perception of humanity?

PapaGzeus

What's popping you magnificent men? Years ago I was walking through a wooded park with a friend when we saw essential the living stereotype of a child predator: greasy, skullet, dirty janitor jumpsuit, and a windowless van in the parking lot. Needless to say it freaked us both the fuck out. So with that being said, have yall ever encountered someone who just had a downright evil or eerie vibe?

Sonic the Rapehog

Hows it going totally human non-replicas of Chris, Derrick, and Kingston? *queue to all blankly stare at the camera super intensely* now if you could kindly hand the ipad to Derick to read this one. Long time free feed viewer, new patron, first sober thread submission. I just wanted to tell Derick that I’m autistic (full disclosure) but I wanted to tell Derick that the deeper hidden messages hidden within One Piece about the dangers of blind faith, but the value of trust in your fellow man is a beautiful message I think he can resonate with if he actually tried to. p.s. Y’all (Chris and Derick) don’t wanna be the only guys in the room who don’t know what the one piece is when it’s revealed WHICH IS HAPPENING VERY SOON🤞 p.p.s. I’m caught up with the manga and have watched the show more than once so if it’ll be too time consuming for your tastes I can completely understand that.

Fdr (fat dick rogers)

What it do, tribunal? My friends and I have gotten into a couple of heated arguments over the existence of Toon Force. One of them is of the belief that Toon Force is just cartoon logic and I believe that Toon Force is separate from cartoon logic yet provides the stability for toon force. The best way I can put it is Spike Spiegle exists in cartoon logic yet doesn’t have Toon Force, but Monkey D. Luffy exists in cartoon logic and has Toon Force. My friend rolls his eyes and calls me retarded every time I bring this up. Do you have any thoughts on this debate my beautiful boys?

I train jiu jitsu to snuggle sweaty men

Hello character creation skin-tone slider! Considering all of you dabbled in martial arts, would you want your children to practice any sort of martial arts? If so, which of your kids would win if pitted against each other?

Epileptic Crash Bandicoot in a packed nightclub

Whats up you animorphs, considering Mr Beast has done a lot of good in the world, what crimes or evil deeds would you be ok with him committing as long as he continues to be a net positive for the world?

Queen Pifi

Can you make up a fourth member of the podcast?

LR INT Kid Buu

Hey my guy, you can pay extra to get put under. I got a vasectomy and they offered me that choice.

No Penis No Cry

Can you do an Extra Ammo movie rewrite of Space Jam but make it in the Thug Looney Toon alternate universe?

Char Aznable

Best gas station snack? The bootleg McRibs at ampm are garbage in the best way

I lick-a da penis

Question for all three of you goobers: Who's one person that you just want to full-force punch in the face? Can be either someone in your life you always hated or just a famous person you hate. CUM

Lae’zel’s Biggest Simp

Hey there Stink, Stank, and Stunk. With Deadpool and Wolverine finally out and the MCU finally beginning a shift towards bringing more mutant characters into their world, what would your ideal X-Men movie reboot look like? Who would you cast as each role? Personally I just wanna see Channing Tatum slim down and come back to be Gambit.

Tacko2D

I was just throwing away my trash outside when I suddenly got side tracked by an old lady asking for help bringing up an air conditioner to her apartment. Being approached like that felt like i was being hailed by a Bethesda NPC for questioning worth 13 gold. Ive lived here for over 10 years and entering some random lady’s apartment felt like a lore expansion. I was wondering if you have guys have any moments that feel like a side quest in a videogames.

WaffleHouseHomo

Howdy Snarkies, did you know James Avery voiced War Machine in the 90s Spiderman series?

The new 9-11

Heya, Slittertank! First off, sorry about the lack of punctuation in my name, if it's still the cum resort. I could not fit the artist name in with it. If one of the gay parodies you've made was to be performed by the actual artist, which one would you want it to be and why? Have a getting your podcasts mixed up kind of day.

Masonic

Hi three quarters of the band TV on the Radio, new subscriber! You each get a call from OneyPlays, wanting to make videos. What game would you play on the channel and who would be in the video besides you and Oney?

Putting black face on my light bulbs

Howdy ho, this is a question for Sween and Derrick because I know Chris doesn't care, would you do a review for House of the Dragon Season 2 like you did for X-Men '97? Thanks for keeping work entertaining fellas 👍

American_Butter

What’s up Snarkies, Are you guys excited for Matt Walsh to realse What is a Black? next month.

DanTheManWithThePants

Hey Snark Boys, not a question but a suggestion, I'd seriously pay to watch you guys react to stuff like Spongebob or South Park, just pausing the episodes and riffing constantly

Wall bouncing in WW1

Hey just wanted say nice on the Sweeney edit. You guys doctored the video but left a snippet in there for the people who caught Sweeney Gooning in the Panic at the Olympics episode. Has this happened before? Does Sweeney lose phone privileges what’s the countermeasure for next time?

PapaGzeus

Yeah I just noticed they cropped the video, but you can still see the shaking ass for a second the next time he opens his phone

The Peen Goblin

Three Musky Tears. Alright, there's a perfect clone replica of you, but they're better faster healthier. You do NOT want to have sex with the clone, but the clone wants you. And the clone is stronger... what do you do?

RoundEyedAsian found a new show sacred symbols

Salutations my outlets for gay. Recently found out and was shown how my sisters dog is racist towards 2/3rds of this podcasts' people. Any moments in your lives where another life form is showing characteristics that they have no business having? P.S. You guys are great and make a lot of us laugh

Pediatrician Disrespect

I know this is a degen podcast but some of these inquiries are just not funny and stupid

Marcus (Marcus)

Howdy Bris (The Jewish Circumcision party thing) Ray Gun, Bangin’ in the Barracks Blackman, and DAHM Sweeney! Please make a Premium Spotify linked to your Patreon because I’m trying to flex my future homelessness endeavors upon my loved ones when the Spotify Wrapped comes around! Prolly goes without saying, but I know it’d bring up Spotify engagement! Cheers! \ ( ´3 `) /

Bert Chintus

Hello 2 and a half gays, What’s a rumor you’ve heard about a celebrity in school that you believed for an embarrassing amount of time? For me it was the classic Marilyn Manson removed his ribs to suck his own dick. To this day I have no clue where that came from but I know people around my age from across the planet heard the same thing.

I lick-a da penis

Would you rather get chased by a murderous King Von or have Diddy try to molest you (you can try to fight back)?

Char Aznable

Hey cuties, Why the fuck would a singular cookie be called a “Chip Ahoy?” There are still multiple chocolate chips in a single cookie, if I was a ship captain and my lookout called out “Chip Ahoy!” and there was 2 chocolate chips in it I would turn around and slice his throat and jam the cookie down it. Also you’re gay!!!

Bacon

Hello minority cast, how would each of you react to being placed in a Wolverine type situation in which a little girl shows up on your doorstep and you find out she’s a super powered genetic clone of you?

picklemybrain

Pretty sure listening to you almost since the beginning of snark tank scarred me for live... I immediatly recognized Derricks voice in a short snippet on Ep31 (11:33 - 11:42) of the darknet diaries podcast.. your voices are deeply burned into my brain and even I paid you for this Keep up this chaos of a podcast, i love it!

Shakezulla tha mic rulah

Hello goku, vegeta, and frieza: I noticed you called the episode where you discussed 2mad "2mad is 2gone". My question is, when Boogie dies in a couple weeks, will you call the episode "Boogie is Boog-gone"?

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

If you had to become an Elden ring boss (and you’re forced to live in the world we live in) who would you pick and why, also to make it interesting you also have only 5 more years to live AND you’re gay. Stay gay!

TanTanTheTanMan

You think gay New Yorkers ever be like "ayyy I'm walkin queer!" Alternatively: "ehh faggot about it" ?

TanTanTheTanMan

I should've mentioned I'm bisexual so it's ok for me to say it I swear

Failed_Abortion

Hey there cockboys, When was the last time you vomited, and why?

No Penis No Cry

Can we get an American Revolutionary War rewrite for an extra ammo? I think that movie sucked and needs your help to workshop it.

I am Donald Jihadi Trump, Duke of Arabia. Hand of Allah as my witness.

Hey there Front of the bus, Back of the bus and Backer of the bus. Sweeney once said that he’d forgive the person who murdered his wife and children, but then CELEBRATED a woman being a single mother because she looked at him funny in high school. So my question is: What is the most baffling (non Spider-Man related) take one of your co-hosts or friends have said?

Dominican Goku be like “Que lo que x4”

Salutations Bippity, Boppity, and Boo You can make clones of yourself, but you reduce mental and physical capabilities each time you do (ie with one clone, you each have 50% capacity). What would you allow yourself to do if you were at 50,33, 25 or a lower percentage?

PapaGzeus

Hello again to the boys that make my neighbors wonder why I randomly cry laughing. Simple question this time: if you each could alter the bodies of your cohosts to annoy/inconvenience them, what would you change? For example, I think it would be hilarious if Chris had all the same proportions but one day woke up with a dick that was 10 inches SOFT

matt walsh plays pragmata one handed

Greetings you gelatinous slug babies, my question is this: what about yourself do you desperately wish you could change? I have a particular fetish that I will not be sharing with the group (not illegal or immoral, just fucking weird) that I would snap out of existence in a heartbeat if I could. You don't have to go into specifics if you don't want to just a general trait, interest, or habit of yours that you hate.

SoupPING-AS usual I see

Greetings Milk Chocolate, Salted Caramel, and Special Dark: Have you guys ever had a dream where it was so dumb and ridiculous that you woke up laughing? My personal example is I dreamt that I was in a theater watching a preview for a new Marvel film. It was basically just Thor getting body-swapped or something into the body of a fat lady. There's a part where he looks into a full-body mirror and (from the audience perspective) it's Chris Hemsworth going "Ugh! Fat Bitch!" while pointing at the reflection of his new body

Just Kidding Simmons

When’s the Snark Tank/Hot Ones collab? Or have Sean Evan’s on the pod? Could be like when Vsauce came on

Nagito Gooner

If you had to fuck one version of uncle Ben which would you fuck? You have to shoot him after too

BenT

What’s up Chris, Derick, and Kingston. I could be wrong, but you guys seem to have the most fun with gay parodies in the first 5 minutes when you’re just riffing on the first couple lines or the chorus. I was wondering if a good extra ammo idea would be to shuffle any of your Spotify playlists and then make as much of the song a gay parody as you can with a 5 minute timer.

SryMissJackson

Hello my 3 Cheers For Sweet Revenge! Over the years you've occasionally mentioned the strange denizens of this earth; be it the lore behind Chris Chan or the niche history of Uncle Majic. Who are some other bizarre characters whose stories you wish to unleash on the masses, as I know you have some foul fellows in mind? Hideo Kojima clearly being the main character comes to mind, as does the black savior himself, Dr. Umar, who you simply must look into if you're not yet aware. Deuces.

Gym broboy

Hey Gang Members! For a long time I've been insecure about my really small dick. (3 inches flacid, 2.2 inches erect) But I confided in my mom recently about it and she said it's fine and kinda badass which was a huge relief for me!!! So I ask. What's a positive trait about yourself that took a long time to realize due to insecurity or whatever. P.S. to all my fellow 23+ snarkies I'm single and ready to fingle 🫂

Chief Fly Tazer

Hey fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you, long time freeloader, first time paypig, if you had to choose any dead person to potara fuse with, who would it be?

THUGZILLA VS Maria after Dom found her

Whats up Twink Boy, Cockman, and THE BLACK Was just wondering when that election between you three's dictatorships was happening? or did it already happen and im just gay bc i missed it? Thanks for the cackles!

Tacko2D

Yo, I was watching the last episode, you guys talked about troubles with package tracking. This year, I bought these Special Playstation design Puma Sneakers and the tracking is with FedEX. FedEX has this issue where if your package ends up in North Carolina, it completely fucks up the tracking. Cause that facility they have sucks. If you google that location, your get reddit threads of people that don't get their packages because of it. Thankfully, AFTER 2 MONTHS OF TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH FEDEX, I finally recieved it. I got on the phone and I snapped at a guy from FedEx because PUMA wouldn't refund me because it was FedEx's fault. In the end FedEx didn't even deliver it. They handed it to USPS

i cast 'double the amount of piss in your bladder'

Howdy my dudes. Have you seen some lady name Raygun scored 0 points in Breakdancing at the Olympics? Also, is there any activity you guys think you could ever be the best (or worst) in the world at?

Rest in Peace Jennifer Lawrence

Hello Chaotic Good, Chaotic Neutral, and Chaotic Evil. Simple question, would you guys ever want to make a Snark Tank game? Would it be like a small flash game, or as big as you guys could make it.

Long Schlong Silver

Hey Cafe Americano, Veranda Blend, and White Chocolate Mocha. Was there a song that you liked but was ruined due to association? I liked "Bills" by Lunchmoney Lewis but I heard this song in so much porn, I just associate it to porn now.

PP. when does the pain get better. help

Hi cankerous wank, wankerous cank, and fetid lobotomite, Do you ever wish reincarnation was real so you could try a different playthrough of life as a different race or nationality?

Ne plus ultra

Hey goobsnatchers, What are some food items/dishes you could eat indefinitely? I am a glutton for maduros and chicharron with some arroz y gandules 🤤

splish splash I was gaping his ass

Greetings black, blacker, and sween (white) Would you rather be widely straight but perceived as so gay that women refuse to engage with you or be a closeted penis muncher in a community full of violent gay haters

Cant Say I gave up without saying I Gay

Greetings Snarkies, Choose: 1. threesome with chirs tyson and keffles, 2. masturbate to horse loli porn with Vaush 3. Cuck session in the corner with Destiny and Sneako 4. Forced to listen to a conversation between boogie and EDP (naked)

Bert Chintus

Hey Derrick and Sween, Any good animated films or shows with a good representation of how menacing doom is? I don’t really do comics it’s an intimidating medium, thank yall

randeep kang

hi, are u guys going to play the sunwukong game, BLACK DICK SO LONG?

sauce

Hey guys, Sween look behind you. What’s the silliest sounding name to you? Bobo always cracks me up

local man

Hey Specific, The Thing With That Is, and Hard In The Paint, if you could merge or split any group of countries, which ones would you pick? I personally think it would be really funny if Canada and Mexico were suddenly under one government.

Uncle Ruckus becoming a Black Hebrew Israelite

Hello Earth, Wind and Fire. My Twitter feed (I'm not calling it X) is full of alt-right accounts and engagement farming. Are you guys noticing this too? Elon has actually made that shit unusable.

Chris be like-Make videos or gay sex hmmmmm

Hey Derrick and Kingston, new Dragon Age trailer came out showing that it comes out in a couple months. How bad does it look to you? Bad enough to not buy it? Personally, it doesn't look bad but aggressively average, but I still feel compelled to get it due to being a massive Dragon Age fan

kai

Hey Kai!! How do yall feel that 5 people were charged with Matthew Perry’s death?

Buster McTunder

Have you guys seen the JD Vance Cum Cups?

Chris is a Adeptus Mechanicus simp

Hello snarks, on episode 199 you mentioned, George Washington wave dashing, so I ask PLEASE tell us the truth about the American revolution and American history. I think this would be a fantastic extra ammo.

Sweeney finally got glasses to look at dick better

Hello Chris sween and Derick (if he hasn't been ripped off the street by an ice cream truck) have any of you played any of the Yakuza games and if not I highly recommend them. ps. My drug dealer liked the scumbag sween shirt

I lick-a da penis

Hello Snark Gay Cum-Cast! You are given the chance to box any celebrity you want and if you win, you get all of their money. Who you choosing?

Dmnsrage

On episode 255 you were all trying to think of the song that you did parody for, where all the lyrics were done exactly the same except one gay interjection. The song you're thinking of was In The End by Linkin Park. One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try. Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme, to explain in due time I AM GAY!

Counting Or Not Counting Kingdad Violence

Hello ChrisGayCum, Someblackhomo, and Cum Sweaty. Have you guys considered making a gay parody of all star by smash mouth, two lines I thought of was "Only big ol schlongs gape my ho-ole". And "But the medium men beg to differ, based on my hole and the way they fit in it" Also Kingston fuck you for bringing up the digimon card game, It has consumed a large portion of my life

Sylvia makes a car louder any% speedrun

Hey "good ones" I recent watched smiling friends with my homies for the first time, and I gotta say that I'm glad they all liked it, because it's very much your guys' sphere of humor. But I've gotta say it's really frustrating that this is the exact type of humor I've been trying to peddle to them for years, and now they all like it. Reminds me of how a lot of gatekeepers feel about anime. What is an obscure or unrecognized in its time piece of media (videogame, TV, music, etc.) Have you "liked before it was cool" and been a bit frustrated when the masses start discovering it.

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

Hello best friends. Recently I have befriended someone in my group of friends and we get along real well due to shared interests. Then one day a friend pulls me aside and warns me that he was arrested for masturbating on a train once. Should I continue to build a friendship with this guy or ghost him as to not take the chance of some heinous shit coming out later?

DevinIsPregnant

Good day gentleman, I once watched an entire school bus of kids point and laugh at another kid after his house got burned down. What was the first time you witnessed people being absolutely evil in a group-setting?

T-Rex Offender

Sup, commanding officers of the Goon Platoon. My question is a quick one, who are your Dragon Ball Z live action fan castings? I feel James Charles would make for a solid Frieza, being simultaneously kinda evil, a bit scary to look at and having the same high pitched type of voice. Love the show, xoxox

Sylvia makes a car louder any% speedrun

Salutations, little guys in my bloodstream! Not a question, but I wanted to say, if Chris says there is a Platonic Ideal of the funniest anything, I believe that THE funniest genocide was the one that happened in Cambodia under pol pot. Essentially what happened is that they would round up people who were smart (uni graduates, affluent sounding people, even people that just had glasses) and just put them down, basically. It came out after the war that they weren't even communists, had never read Mao or anything, and were funded by the United States. The world is an Onion article.

American_Butter

Also did you see his dumb little gay disguise at the DNC.

Chris be like-Make videos or gay sex hmmmmm

Finally finished the Mass Effect trilogy which got me thinking, how would you rate the Mass Effect games? Personally, I think it goes: Mass Effect 1 >Mass Effect 3 > Mass Effect 2 Mass Effect 1 was fantastic with the exception of driving. Also, I saved Ashley because Womanizer Shep needed more women Mass Effect 2 felt weaker gameplay wise and less like an RPG. It had a great story though and cool characters. Also, I was shocked they got rid of the "Overheating" weapons system and just switched to regular ammo clips like every other game. Mass Effect 3 felt good the whole way through. Derrick is right about the DLC being fucking phenomenal

Shakezulla tha mic rulah

Hello Chris and the two good 'uns. Who's the snarkiest celebrity? My money's on Bill Maher

Piss drinker extreme

Hello tards and the rangler. What is an ad that was shown to you that was so far off the mark of its target demographic? For me it’s all the Irish super market/ Irish gov program ads that I keep getting on your podcast when I live in Texas and have left the state maybe 10 times

The only homeless Sri Lankan (any others must face me in combat)

Greetings silly little blacks and silly little hispanic falmer (derogatory?), I was listening to the Olympics Raygun episode and you guys were talking about portable consoles and them getting stolen, I was reminded of something that happened in middle school. (There's a question at the end of it, I promise) To preface the story, this wasnt in the US. One of my classmates (Tim) had a PSP and was the only one who did. He regularly brought it to school and occasionally we all played on it. I was a pretty quiet kid and my best friend (Jay). was this other quiet guy who had a thing for stealing stuff. So one day, Jay comes to me and says "I'm gonna steal Tim's PSP. Will you help me?" I said "i don't know about that" to which he replied "don't worry, I just need to use your bag to hide. It fits perfectly in your geometry box (box of mathematics tools like the protractor)." Me being 12 and dumb said "yeah sure". PE class rolls around, we were playing football (soccer for ye yanks) and I don't know fucking how but Jay managed to get hit square in the face with the ball. He played it up, acting dizzy and was sent to the nurses room. I stayed back playing and he comes back after 10 minutes. Over the next couple of hours, Tim was going around the class in tears and the head teacher was in our class making us open up our bags. Lo and behold, the PSP was nowhere to be found. It happened to be under my desk inside the geometry box. I said nothing and was too scared to say anything really. A week goes by and Jay shows up at school showing off his new PSP that he "bought 2nd hand" at a shop. Tim immediately knew it was his because it has a massive scratch across the screen. Jay didn't budge and kept bringing it for a few weeks. The fucking audacity. I don't exactly know what happened after that but Tim got it back from Jay after pestering him enough times. Tim is one of my best friends now and he still has that PSP in fully working condition lmao. If you read this far, my question is have you boys ever been roped into stealing something or some petty crime when you were a kid?

I lick-a da penis

Hey Green Gay, Masta-dong, and AC/BBC! Hypothetically, you bump into a famous person and accidentally call them the N-Word. Which celebrity would you want it to be?

Toast Malone

Girth by 9-Inch Males (Johnny Cock did the cover 7 months before he died in a tragic self-suck incident) I, jerked myself today To see if I still feel I, focus on the gay The only thing that’s real The cocks torture my holes That old familiar sting Try to pray the gay away But I remember everything What have I become My gayest friend Every time I cum, it’s in some guy’s Tight rear-end And you could suck me off My two balls and girth I’ll surely go down I’d suck off the earth

The 1st Church of Keith David pres, Chris Reagan

A fair few episodes ago there was talk about, going into a blind rage over getting cummed on. But if you had to make a choice between getting cummed on, or cumming on the face of someone you respect deeply. Knowing full well they will hate you forever. What would you pick? (Let's say it's an at gunpoint scenario)

Joshua Jones

Hello there, just something for Mr.Ray Gun. Has anybody ever told you you kind of look like Mike McDaniels, head coach of Miami Dolphins? That's all just wanted to save my piece. Go Pack Go

EYY IM DA GREEN GOBLIN, IM GOBLIN OVA HEEEERE

Hello nig, nigg and niggy, obe of my favorite things in movies and shows is having a song accompany a fight scene to make it funny or more enjoyable, are there any that you guys love or any songs that you would add to existing fight scenes?

Walmart Brand

Hey Snark Spankers, not a question, more gauging interest, how do you guys feel about a segment for listener stories/ longer inquiries? Maybe a extra ammo similar to the advice show? Much love, stay gay

Zachary

MOT A QUESTION! I just started playing Red Dead Redemption 2 and saw that parody video you posted before I began the game. Now, every time I interact with Dutch, that’s all I can hear. Thanks for that!

Collin Kirk

Hello Cum Cumer and Cumest. Disgusting food hot takes yall got

A Wizard named Spelvin

What is the best piece of IRL advice you got from a podcast or show? I've been using cocoa butter since Derrick talked bout it on the ST. Also shoutouts to Derrick and Chris for arguing with people on Twitter, good shit

American_Butter

What’s up eldritch horrors & Derrick. Did you know the people behind the Dye - Fantasy music video have a cyberpunk movie called mars express coming out.

Queen Pifi

I had 2 dreams now within at most 2 weeks of each other where I was hanging with you guys and I'm disgusted by parasocial behavior. Should I stop listening to the podcast and rescind my sub until I'm mentally healed?

DevinIsPregnant

Hey boys A friend (the Devin who is pregnant) got rear-ended by a Ford F-150 and before I even knew he was alright I made a gay joke about him and the F-150 for obvious reasons. Do you all have a favorite joke that you said before thinking?

Gaydolf Niggler

Greetings, Dark Roast, Medium Roast, and Light Roast. Not a question but a suggestion, I heard you boys discussing action figures and thought I should point you in the direction of something called ACBA (Articulated Comic Book Art) where people build sets and do insane photography.

makar

Hey boys, You guys convinced me to give Mass Effect a try, and while I just thought ME1 was okay (the final mission was amazing but everything else was just decent) I am loving 2 right now So my question is. What are your thoughts on Mass Effect 1 in particular?

Jello

RFK chainsawed a head of a whale look it up

Corinth

You often call things barbaric, but I’m wondering what you think is truly the most barbaric act a person could do. I once saw someone put their real name and face on their porn account when they were just commenting on videos, I never imagined any human doing this and because of this show all I could think was “that is the type of barbarism that destroyed Rome.”

The Movie Bring her back Will fuck you up for life

Wassup Gay, Gaay, and Gay-er. I recently have started to go back to games I missed. I started with Bioshock Infinite and was done with it in one night. I then decided to play AC Odyssey and found out I have well over 100hrs of content to get though and am overwhelmed. My question is what are some games that took longer or shorter than you expected? Bonus question: how the fuck am I gunna get through my backlog if I'm stuck on long games like this one?

Shakezulla tha mic rulah

Hey gay bois, you often talk about the "stuff" you gotta stop the podcast for, but honestly what's more important than entertaining me? Do a 24 hour show

Joshua Jones

Hello there friends, who is a Fictional character, you'd love to drop in another fiction

Walmart Brand

Hello once again booty warriors. May be a bit personal question for Chris, but how did you do trying stand up before lockdown? And for Senõr Blackman and Sween, how did lockdown screw up things you were doing if at all? How did it change the way you were living day to day? Later gays

Cheezy Bollaz

Hello BLACK, big black,small blacky. You wake up as lightning McQueen whats your first move same world you’re just lighting McQueen.

Seth

Hey , I love you guys, and I love this podcast, and I think you are all awesome and talented. But man, can you guys, (mostly Derrick), hold back a little bit of the vitriol you have for right wing people? I feel like sometimes you guys go pretty hard on conservatism and I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people who listen are conservative. In their eyes liberals are just as misguided and dumb as you think they are, but in reality, people have different things we value so maybe just go a little softer on them and try and come at it with the perspective that they are people too and not just retarded fodder to pick on because you don't have anything better to say.

A Sex Simulation (GONE VEXUAL!!!)

What's up Luigi Christ, YasuGae and Inspector Detector from speed racer? You now look like your most cursed custom character from any video game, how cooked are you? (PS: There's a dog at my work that drinks piss and is named Lily)

I'm 4ft11

since nobody will see this comment - im gay

kweermo

Idk when the September thread is gonna drop so I'll leave this here incase someone sees it. My friend, who's like 20, recently became a brony. Fully unironically he is obsessed with the show. What do I do? He won't shut up about it

Dmnsrage

When are you cowards going to call Sween out for his fake laugh?

Thesacster

Sup dugtrios, If you had a pouch of 5 senzu beans what would you use them on? Doing stupid shit with no consequences? Or save them for emergencies?

White Kingston

Ok, I am in need of some serious advice. I work in IT for a corporate finance company and I was restructuring some date storage and noticed that there was an entry for the client "Imagine Dragons LLC" based out of Nevada. I don't know if I can stomach working for a company that deals with Imagine Dragons financially. Please help.

Shooting Up Ivermectin in the Handicapped Stall

Hello Robert Downey Jr, Don Cheadle and the Pillsbury Dough Boy. My question isn’t necessarily a question, but could you describe in detail something you did in total desperation when you were financially struggling or just simply needed a quick buck? Could be eating food off the floor all the way up to punching a random woman on the street because she deserved it.

Walmart Brand

I can’t believe you guys brought up the Noid without talking about the guy that went nuts and got into a stand off with the police. The police got Snoop Dogg to try to talk him down. He thought the Noid was trying to ruin his life or something

Carl, Sheen, and Benjimmy Netanyahu

Hey Anecdote, Semantics, and Sweeny who is never fucking on topic. Listener since episode 0, first time patron (as far as you know) i wanted to ask if there's been a commentor who patron who has just lingered in your mind for too long. i still think back to the listener who called chris a zoo keeper and called sween and derrick monkeys then asked how you dealt with sween talking over you because he had the BURNING urge to punch his wife. keep the 7 hour podcasts up!

Counting Or Not Counting Kingdad Violence

Hello ChrisGayCum, Someblackhomo, and Cum Sweaty. I recently got my GED after being a royal fuckup during COVID and dropping out my senior year, I'm going into college for an IT degree now with the help of my dad, working part time so it means I have a lot of free time, and I've been gaming more, my main question is what's one game you wish you could make a 10/10 sequel for, no matter how old the last entry is, for me personally its Titanfall, I played the original around when it came out and was a big fan but got bored with it, then Titanfall 2 game out and I was fully engrossed in both the multiplayer and campaign, to the point of being top 100 worldwide for 4 years straight on the leaderboards, and holding a gauntlet PB for console for about 2 years, if I could press a button and make any sequel release today, it would be a 10/10 titanfall 3. Also have you guys considered making a gay parody of all star by smash mouth, two lines I thought of was "Only big ol schlongs gape my ho-ole".

Belvin, Mother of the Joker

Hello Los Goonos Hermanos, Long time fan and first time patron! Been listening since day one and been a subscriber of Chris since 2016 or so. To prove this I'd like to bring up one of Chris' old livestreams that always stuck with me where he claims to have put his baby teeth in someone's food for no reason. I was wondering if Chris remembers this at all and if it's a blatant lie. In any case, have you ever pathologically lied or did something very wrong to someone who didn't deserve it at all, just to see what would happen? P.S. please put up a clock or something for God's sake, love you weird malformed netheroids

DevinIsPregnant

Hey Gay, Gay, & Darkest-Gay How much would you need to be paid to give birth? Only rule is that you can't be administered pain killers. Leave the rest of the scenario to Gay #2