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#253: Homer and Yoda Sitting in a Tree (Patreon)

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2024-08-11 08:24:17
Imported:
2026-06

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Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

It always confuses me when straight people say they don’t like vagina, yet I’ve heard it so many times, I’ve also heard many straight women say they aren’t attracted to dick. I couldn’t fathom having sex with someone, and not even be attracted to their genitals.

paddington bear cumshot

the thing about gay guys getting recursive turn on's is somewhat true, there's a common joke about gay men finding partners that have similar body types to themselves instead of stereotypical bear/twink couples that straights imagine

darklord anri

the rights strategy to get feeble minded W/L rizz morons on their side is working i fear

Haggis

A MAN

Urethra Burglar

Best way I can describe it is it's an attraction to the feminine body around it and not a specific attraction to their vagina if that makes any sense.

LR INT Kid Buu

Karl Urban is from New Zealand you uncultured fucks

Backshot Kyle

Chris I glad your Australian cousin did well on the break dance Olympics

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

I guess, it just confuses me because I don’t even find women unattractive, but I don’t like vaginas so much that even though some would classify me as bi, I have so little interest in ever being with someone with a vagina that I consider myself to be gay. They’re so off putting it’s crazy, I can’t comprehend wanting to be with someone that has one, even if you do like the rest of them.

Numbdigga

As a bi man, bruh I couldn't give a fuck about my own body. I would bet money that the amount of attraction you feel towards your stuff, and the amount I have for mine is the exact same at 0. I feel like the split between yourself and others in terms of attraction is hardcoded. I mean you can always appreciate your shit like sweener, but attraction? HELL NAH, idek if narcissism can get you there

Cruelty-free Pleatherface with electric chainsaw

Chris, I know you’re jaded and you’ve been hurt many times before, but it’s okay to believe again. You’re not really living if you don’t open your heart, dive in, and commit to making it work. I know you may get hurt again, but I think that’s okay. You and I both, we can have hope for Coach Walz. 🥰

we are all dogs locked in god's hot car

Chris, my brother in Christ, cyberpunk feels immaculate to play. After 2.0+phantom liberty, Katana build with sandevistan is one of the best feeling games I’ve ever played

silly mongoose

I'm a bisexual transmasc, and my relationship with my body is either endless loathing or unfathomable lust. I'm attracted to my own genitals, but it's a pretty uncommon experience across genders and sexualities in my experience. 🤷

Joshua Jones

I feel like I'll probably be the only person to say this, but red legs are what you call artillerymen in the army. Really funny story behind that. You should Google it or ask me. I don't care. Lol

Ya_Boi_Bonez

Hey snark team, fun fact the prison system looked at getting a machine that would basically pull your head up and off. Saw it in a promotional gif, have fun!

Cum Master

Bro what is your pfp??

Does this unit have a soul

Bi trans guy here. I made a video of me jorkin it and proceed to jork it to the video the next day.

Gym broboy

Cut to a carton of cum that spills.

Stratman

Bi boi here, my ass is fine asf. Bit different because its something you can work on, in comparison to the front. I catch myself looking though, not the same rush as checking someone else out but it's there.

Revli

Green would taste like cucumber

Jack

I'm sure nobody cares at this point, but break a few eggs to make an omelette means accepting necessary sacrifice to achieve ones goals. One cannot make the omelette if they are not willing to break the eggs