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September Questions! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-09-11 19:05:25
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2026-06

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Sorry for delay! Derrick got the Chinavirus and Chris went to do a live show in San Diego! Leave your hilarious little Qs for is to A before we F U in the A.

Comments

Odenzen

Do you wipe or let it crust

Nagito Gooner

If you had to fuck one version of uncle Ben which would you fuck? You have to shoot him after too

Fresh & Chimp

Hello, Temu Scott The Woz, Black and Gay Corey Taylor, and Cleveland Brown Jr. Have you realized that The Muffin Man from the 2004 hit film Shrek 2, was actually the most powerful character in the Shrek universe? He has the power to create sentient life using only common baking ingredients. This essentially makes him a god. If you had these powers what would you do with them? Love you all so much.

YoungJedi772

Everyone asks, ass or tits? But me, I want to know, shaft or tip?

Shooting Up Ivermectin in the Handicapped Stall

Hello Robert Downey Jr, Don Cheadle and the Pillsbury Dough Boy. My question isn’t necessarily a question, but could you describe in detail something you did in total desperation when you were financially struggling or just simply needed a quick buck? Could be eating food off the floor all the way up to punching a random woman on the street because she deserved it.

kweermo

My friend of 4 years recently became a brony, he is fully unironically obsessed with My little pony and spams me with messages about it. what do I do?

splish splash I was gaping his ass

Hello gay black and retarded We all love to shit on right wing idiots like Tim pool but let’s get some optimism, who are the good political commentators out there who you wish got more attention?

Counting Or Not Counting Kingdad Violence

Hello ChrisGayCum, Someblackhomo, and Cum Sweaty. long time viewer, first time patron I recently got my GED after being a royal fuckup during COVID and dropping out my senior year, I'm going into college for an IT degree now with the help of my dad, working part time so it means I have a lot of free time, and I've been gaming more, my main question is what's one game you wish you could make a 10/10 sequel for, no matter how old the last entry is, for me personally its Titanfall, I played the original around when it came out and was a big fan but got bored with it, then Titanfall 2 game out and I was fully engrossed in both the multiplayer and campaign, to the point of being top 100 worldwide for 4 years straight on the leaderboards, and holding a gauntlet PB for console for about 2 years, if I could press a button and make any sequel release today, it would be a 10/10 titanfall 3. Also have you guys considered making a gay parody of all star by smash mouth, one line I thought of was "Only big ol schlongs gape my ho-ole".

being eaten by a polite, apologetic polar bear

Heya Charger, Boomer and Jockey (the Left 4 Dead zombies) Long time listener, first time patron! I was wondering if y'all have had any arguments where someone threw an insult, and you just couldn't do anything but admit "shit, that one was good". Additionally, did that insult stick with you? Have a good one bozos, fingers crossed this episode hits the 3 hour mark! 😘

ShitBob CockPants

Howdy boys! What is the stupidest character concept you have thought of independently? The other day, i thought of a “recovering racist”, and the scenario is him learning about cultural appropriation, and he associates being stupid and uneducated with being black, so he thinks being stupid and uneducated is cultural appropriation

We Fuck on Front Porches and Gay Life Away

What’s up Late Tank members. All three of you have loved Mass Effect in some capacity. Because of you guys I played them myself, favorite trilogy ever. My question is, do you think they could have added more meat to the renegade and paragon options? For example, I think they should have let Shep say alien slurs, as a renegade option, to just be more of a dick.

Dylbun

What’s a song that’s so unbelievably bad to you that you just have to come back and listen every now and then? For me it’s Tell Me by Case, it’s early 2000s R&B, and the rest of the album is genuinely good, but for some reason this particular beat literally sounds like a fucking meme song

A Nuclear Powered Toaster

Extra Ammo Idea: Make a sequel to or remake Schindler's List as the rom-com Sweeney thought it was. I'm glad you brought it up again recently, so it's fresh in all our homeless heads.

Clark

Hey guys! Fuck you.

Smitchy enjoying his peenini

Hello wannabe, baller, and shot caller. I listen to all kinds of music, polyjamorous if you will, but I get irritated when I'm not listen to my playlists. Like if someone else is driving and it's just the radio or their music. You guys think that's a normal thing or am I a bit goofy?

Scumbag without the “S”

Hey Gringo, el Goblino, and la Creatura. Besides gay red dead, what is your favorite recurring bit in the show? Mine is shitting up your back like a baby.

Every time Sweeny interrupts I cum

What is up y'all, got a new one for you! What's the least offensive/worst thing any of y'all would have to do to consider kicking one another off the podcast? Nothing major if possible, I wanna see how patient/petty you can be with each other

DevinIsPregnant

Hey Gays, How much would you have to be paid to give birth? Only rule is you can't have any painkillers or drugs to ease the pain.

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What's up dark on the inside dark on the outside and dark in both. What's your favorite kind of tacos and why is it Quesabirria? Sincerely, you're mexican fan.

MojaveScribe

Hello, Gangreen Gang. What's the best handheld console of all time in your opinion aside from Android/PC based systems, both objectively and personally to you? For me, the Switch is objectively the best, but the way Nintendo manages it makes my personal choice Game Boy Advanced

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

Hello my inner demon, inner nerd, and inner degenerate. No longer homeless and jobless (got hit by a car in NJ in dec, moved back for FL last month) Slowly starting to get back in the swing of things, but my question for you three is as follows. I’m trying to get back into the gym, just reorient my life after a major break up, I’m taking the jump and working on making my first YouTube video essay on Kiki’s Delivery Service, my favorite movie, I can’t find an hour long breakdown and dick sucking it deserves! So has there ever been something you felt was lacking in the world (art, music, a video) that made you want to create in the first place?

BeatoMyMeato

Hello, gay voices in my head. Have any of you guys listened to a song that has made you nearly throw up? When I was 16 I got really stoned with my cousin and amidst the sesh he showed me “Dance with the Devil” by Immortal Technique and I started feeling nauseous when the twist of the song was revealed to the point where I had to sit down. Hope y’all are having a wonderful year

Joining the Army for Gender-Affirming T-shots

Hey Twink Death, RFK Jr., and Black Boogie! I recently got Covid at the same time as I went cold turkey off my weed dependency and I proceeded to feel like death for 4 days straight. My question is, what is the worst you have ever felt due to an illness or your own decisions? Thanks for the laughs!

Wall bouncing in WW1

Where would the Nword go if it were applied to Traffic Signs? For example a stop sign with the N word above or below. Maybe clearance 16 ft 2 with the n word to the side. What signs would you make or other slurs you would add? Also where’s the Alien Romulus Extra Ammo!!!!

Rat Supreme

Hey guys would you rather have the power to turn into a perfectly flat 2-D version of yourself or get 10 dollars every time you take a shit

Kevin G

Long time listener, finally decided to support you on Patreon because I'm simply scared for my life. Something you guys said on a previous episode reminded me of this story: My friend in middle school pick pocketed his cousin's Spider-Man wallet during school. After school, he pulled out the cash, then gleefully and forcefully threw the wallet into a storm drain. The kid's school ID and Spiderman were gone just like that. I never asked why he did it. What's some of the worst shit you've seen a kid do to another kid in school? Thanks, boyos

higler nitler & the sister fisters

hey questionable role models, me and my long time girlfriend broke up recently and i’m just wondering if you have any fatherly insight as men who have surely gone through numerous breakups before. i’m in my last year of highschool and i’d been dating this girl since 10th grade, and im taking it pretty well considering. Thank you boys for your 3 hour podcasts helping me distract myself 🙏

Yasiin Clemens on Spotify and Apple Music

Hello lads. I’m sickly addicted to playing old school RuneScape even thought I fucking suck at it. What is a game you suck cock at but you’re addicted to playing regardless (if no game maybe a hobby)

Finally Played Deadlock, now I feel scared

Howdy ostensibly, Caribbean thing, and n word dispenser. Why does Sweeny's cum water look like that, is it a Caribbean thing like he always claims as an excuse?

wacky racists

Hi crabs. If you could replace the chia seeds in Sween's water with tiny versions of any item from Super Smash Bros, what would it be?

Commander-in-Queef

Hey there "you people", Who is your favorite personality to come from the internet? Either the funniest one to you or the best cautionary tale. My pick's Chris Chan because only the internet could create such a black hole of disfunction.

Sween the typa guy to eat holographic meatloaf

What are your thoughts on the supposed "downfall" of Helldivers 2? I've never played it myself but have heard a lot of online grumbling about various nerfs and the PSN debacle. Knowing how popular the game was on launch, it's strange to see the playerbase almost completely give up on it in less than a year. Stay snarky, boys.

Woke up this mornin’, got myself some cum

Dear my favorite homos and Kingston, More so a question for Chris Gay Gun and Kingstone. If Keith David endorsed P.C Richard and Sons, would you still buy a washing machine from there?

Mr.Bubbles

Woke bigots, Will you guys do more discord integration with the podcast? It's been included in the tiers, but it really doesn't have much to do with the show. What about call-ins for something like the advice extra ammos? Or some kind of interaction with the hosts. P.S. fuck you for dismissing Pikmin. I won't ever forget that. Hard R retards. Respectfully yours.

Gaydolf Niggler

Greetings Dark Roast, Medium Roast and Light Roast. If you had a time machine, how would you use it to make lots of money? (You can't go back and buy Bitcoin) For me I'd travel back and buy cases of the original Pokemon base set Trading Cards

DrDuwop

Greetings from Puerto Rico little sock puppets. Aside from the blatant theft you dastardly criminals have done of life and property. What's the biggest ticket item you've found just out on the street that you hold or had in your possession.

SovietPenguins

Alright men, What's your opinions on central new York. Lived hear all my life I think it's a shit hole. Thanks for the laughs

Duckmaxing

What's something that you thought would be easy but turned out to be insanely difficult? I remember Sween talking shit about guys who fuck hookers so I went out and did that which landed me into a year long streak of sex addiction where I gained $7k of credit card debt.

Olympic gold medal mental gymnist

I recently learned of people sun tanning their assholes for health and it made me wonder. What pseudoscience bullshit would you sell if you had no morals and lacked integrity. For example I thought of selling bath bombs and enemas that have msg or preservatives in them to help maintain youth.

One Bisexual to Rule Them All

Hey Snarky Tankies, Last year during a podcast episode you guys said that you would wait until the one-year anniversary of Steve Harwell’s death to do a gay parody of All-Star. Now that it’s been over a year (he died on September 4th), can we expect this long-awaited song in the near future as an extra ammo episode?

DrDuwop

Personally a year ago I found a Gamecube in almost mint shape just out on the curb. And years ago when it was still being sold I lucked out and found an iPod right on a main Street and got to it before it could be crushed.

Collin Kirk

Hello ChrisGayCum,BearDickSomeGayGuy, and Tom Sweeny. My question for you is what's something you sold and regret doing so to this day.

Colin Moriarty

Hey there rizzler, mewer and baby gronk. You can choose to either live as a dog for 15 years, or a housecat for 30 years. After which, you will revert back to your human state with all the knowledge you have obtained during that time. Which do you choose? Also please support your local McDonald's during mcrib season.

Mikesapien

Hello Start, Select, and Eject Have you considered doing Snark Tank Let's Plays? Something cooperative like 50 waves of Horde in Gears of War sounds incredibly entertaining. Or one of you can play something while the other two backseat game. Ps. Frank Underwood sent you friend requests on PlayStation Network.

Yall NEED to get Danny Motta on

Hello Bear, Twink and Cum Dumpster. Why do you think Tom Sweeney not Kingston would be a great president? (Also when gay not like us coming)

the carefree cum catcher

What's the wildest experience you've each had on drugs? I ask this because the first time I did acid you 3 started talking about elephants showing up to funerals and taking revenge upon the deceased. I couldn't tell if it was you or the drugs lmao

Debirez, the only Devin with a B

Hey "Mandela effect", "the idea of", and "I am very gay". What is it that you would do to better your favorite games?

Kole Barsoap

Snark Tank! In your dictatorship's educational system, what is one mandatory class that all citizens must take before they graduate high school? Be as dumb or real as you want. (I'm a future educator so I'm deeply invested in your answers.)

BigUglyJordan

Dear Light, Dark, and Darker- what would be a crossover you each would want to create? I’d go for Red Dead vs Seinfeld

Sween hit the Pentagon

Yo cum bois is there a movie or game you experienced that made you contemplate ending it all? I was recently forced to watch The Wrong Missy starring David Spade during a smoke sesh with some friends and the movie was so bad I wanted to blow my fucking brains out.

Imagine Dragons Official

Hello Gun, Guy, and Tom. My question for my housed overlords is what is the strangest/weirdst collectable you own? The weirdest thing I own is a boy scout collectable patch set that is halo themed. I was super surprised to see that specific IP in a boy scout apparel collection and I just had to get it.

Incepted

Dear sweet boys! I have a simple question and I'd prefer for all of the snark members to read this one. Has any job or position you held having to constantly attend to people made you at the very least quick to profile someone. Working at a dominantly hispanic store made me genuinely lose my love for the hispanic community.

You will PONDER the ORB

Greetings heathens, I’ve got the next live show idea for Snark Tank and LSM LSM vs Snark Tank: Custody battle for Chris Ray Gun Everyone in Last Stand debates Derrick and Sweeny for sole custody of Chris

GreyGhost got Promoted to Manager

Hello Majin Buu, Super Buu, and Kid Buu. Despite Chris’s comments about Sparking Zero, I’m personally excited that we will be able to create our own storylines and battles in the game and share them with other players. Is there a chance we can get some fucked created dragon ball stories from you three? You know we homeless bums will eat it up.

local man

Hey Tankisti Snarki, Funny you went on that Russian tangent with my last question, because I’m actually joining up with the Ukrainians in a bit. Next time I listen to you guys it’ll be from some bombed-out trench, lol. Anyways, if you could bring one book or movie with you to war, what would it be? I’ve already downloaded The Room, I think Tommy Wiseau will boost morale.

Patreon sucks, I can’t make funny names

WHERE IS THE ELECTION!! I HAVE BEEN WAITING MONTHS TO SEE WHO WILL RUN THIS COUNTRY INTO A UTOPIA (Sween would spiral the country into being big gay)

PapaGzeus

Hey hey hey boys. Growing up, I always knew Shakira had some european in her because of her skin color, but I recently found out she's spanish and lebanese, so 0% columbian. This was my "ACDC is australian" moment. So with that being said, have you ever been totally caught off guard when you found out someone's ethnic background?

Stratman

Feel free to F me in the A, But for when Trump decides to F USA, what's the back up? I live in the UK and getting ready to fuck off to Norway.

Straight actor Dichael Mouglas

Good day Snarkerinoes. Long-time patron, HOPEFULLY first-time question asker. I have a friend who somewhat recently told me a story about how his family had a recording of (I think) his very first Christmas, but that a few years later, so when he was 5 or 6, he taped an episode of the Big Bang Theory over that recording, thus losing it for what I thought was the funniest reason possible. So do you guys have any stories of stupid but mostly innocent shit that you did as a kid that you could only have done because you were a kid?

kweermo

Classic European mindset of inserting yourself into situations that don't involve you

Gies

Given that it's my birth month, I'm curious. Y'all have any birthday related tomfuckery stories? Some crazy things you've done or seen. Nonetheless, love the show and can't wait for the Snark Dictator election.

splish splash I was gaping his ass

Good day skank tank You should provide downloads of your gay music as a Patreon bonus for us fogeys who still download music because Spotify is gay

Whatccha

Who was the worst teacher or professor you ever had?

Landon Keith

Howdy Snark Boyos! What is the most out of pocket thing you or a friend did during an online game? During an intense round of Rainbow Six Siege ranked, my friend blasted the Ducktales theme N word parody so loud in game chat it broke his mic. Those that don’t know can google Ducktales N word song and find the website with YTMND in the search. The patron with the Ducktales name prompted this insane memory for me btw. Have a good one my dudes

Goo Pan

Buenos días muchachos. If you guys had to eat had to eat one of you one of you for some reason(apocalypse scenario or the mood just strikes you) would you want to be seasoned? I had an argument with a friend about this. I think eating your homie should stay an upsetting experience, but whatever. Asta la visita vatos.✌️

Fifty-Dollar Patrons get to design Sweeney’s newest laugh

Hi there platypuss, octopuss, and sourpuss. Magically, the next crime you commit will be the last time in human history it ever happens. For example if you mug someone, mugging ceases permanently across the globe. What crime would you choose?

Chris

Chris can you deliver on at least one of the in-progress videos you keep mentioning

higler nitler & the sister fisters

howdy translucent spaniard, zulu warrior, and bbc womanizer. got any fatherly wisdom and breakup advice for young men listening?

Gym broboy

Can we get a 9 hour episode to make up for Derek selfishly getting covid?

Gym broboy

And can that episode be about you guys finally catching up to one piece?

Marcus (Marcus)

Howdy Bris (The Jewish Circumcision party) Ray Gun, Bangin’ in the Barracks Blackman, and DAHM Sweeney! Any chance y'all could please make a Premium Spotify linked to your Patreon because I’m trying to flex my future homelessness endeavors upon my loved ones when the Spotify Wrapped comes around! Prolly goes without saying, but I know it’d bring up Spotify engagement! Cheers! \ (´ O ` ) /

EvilMasterSean

Can the three of you look at the camera at the same time without acknowledging the question?

being eaten by a polite, apologetic polar bear

Hey SomeGunGuy, ChrisRayBlack and Tim Weenie, if you guys had absolute dictatorial power, what super small, insignificant, petty things would you have unreasonably disproportionate punishment for? Personally I'd have people who start braking before putting their turn signal on flogged on live TV

Mikey Neapolitan

Hello Caramel and the Chocolateers. I just drank milk for the first time in years and it tasted like fucking butter. What’s something you tried again after not doing for a long time that was completely different from how you remembered it being?

Lae’zel’s Biggest Simp

Hey there Dominos, Papa John’s, and Pizza Hut If you could send something through a portal to any point in history, what would it be and where would it go? Personally, I would send a box of fleshlights back to the Stone Age to prevent all of this from happening. Cheers! 🍻

Freddie your bigges fan

Sup older bothers my beautiful gorgeous girlfriend is moving 4 hours to university how do i stay in touch

Mr. Ray Sizzum

What’s up Negromancer, Deeply-closeted Orc, and Ethnically Ambiguous Goblin Most of us have something in our lives that particularly altered our life trajectory, even if it seemed small at the time. What’s that experience for you and would you change it if you could?

Carl, Sheen, and Benjimmy Netanyahu

howdy AC, lightning bolt, and DC. i've been wanting to ask this question for a while since derrick was neither asked nor got to answer. throwback to episode 0, what's the greatest thing you stole? and i don't mean no sweet pussy's virginity neither.

Benjamin Button Yahu

Hello Oreos like any normal individual I've been thinking about how your ass might feel to grab. First is Chris. I think his ass feels like grabbing a flat wooden cutting board. Sween feels like thick ballistic jelly, and derrick feels like the softest bed. My question is what was the last totally normal thought you had like the one i had

rileydelete

Hey Chris, Derick, and Sweeney. I’ll be brief: Guests! Can we have more new or returning guests on the show like Jaylin, Jojo, Lilly and more? Jaylin’s even how you guys met. Thanks guys, enjoy the start of fall! -Riley

Transfem with trash taste

Hey you three lovely boys, with the complete failure of the borderlands movie is there any media adaptation you would love to see be made? Personally I think a LA Noire film would go hard.

Arthur Morgan becomes an alt right grifter

Afternoon boys. Long time listener, first time writer. At work I once passed through a room where several younger male coworkers were hanging out and mid conversation. We couldn't have shared the space for more than two or three seconds, but during that brief moment I overheard "yeah and it's like...would you suck dick for two million dollars?" Which totally caught me off guard and gave me a sensible chuckle. This begs the question, "What's the most unhinged shit you've overheard someone else say while passing by and dipping your toe into the ocean of their life? Conversely, when you've been out and about, what bits from your own public conversations are you sure inspired the same "WTF was that about?" reaction in the people around you?" Thanks for being my favorite Podcasters and enhancing my life by providing so many laughs over the years! - Lily

Clit Yeastwood

Are you three familiar with the 1903 film electrocuting an elephant where an elephant was killed via electric chair in Coney Island Ny

PP. when does the pain get better. help

A bit more of a philosophical question, but how do you know when youve changed your mind for the right reasons because youve received new information or just because youre downloading a new opinion from someone you like? Sometimes i cant tell if i have.

Every time Sweeny interrupts I cum

Got another stupid one for y'all, my dudes. If Keith David asked y'all to cuck him while he sat in a chair in the corner to observe and or narrate it, would you do it? Assume you're single for this if you "respect your partner" like some kind of freak

A Wizard named Spelvin

Salutations Snarkos What's a stupid but inconsequential mistake you've made? As a teenager I was tasked with buying fruit at a grocery store. I purchased 12 bunches of bananas instead of 2 due to a typo, I was laughed at by my family for weeks.

SoupPING-AS usual I see

Buongiorno Blue Beetle, Static Shock, and Black Lightning Since you nerds love talking about superheroes so much, would you rather have 1 ridiculously obscure -but powerful- superpower (ex: Being able to make any person or creature suck their own dick/clits on command as long as you're looking at them or an IMAGE of them) Or a combo of 3 very simple powers (Ex: super strength, fast healing, laser eyes, etc) And what would those powers be?

Questionable

How would you explain what it’s like to nut to someone with a pussy?

Tom Sweeny—Beloved Children’s Writer

Hey Uncle Buck, Salvador Ali, and Spanish background character # 47. Question for Sween. Sween, have you heard of that fallout tabletop (2d20), thoughts on it? It looks fun.

Walmart Brand

Do you guys have any “matrix” moments that genuinely fucked you up?

dort snort

Long time kisser first time cummer. I've been watching raygun since I was 16 now that im 19 and can legally join a war but not drink How does it feel that people grew up/is growing up with your content?

Chris be like-Make videos or gay sex hmmmmm

Hey Gay 1, Gay 2, and Chris. This question is more for Gay 1 and Gay 2. How good is Baldurs Gate 1 and 2 and is it worth playing today? Or is it a bit too old?

Anibuddies: An Anime Podcast

Hey big cuck, wide cock and small bootyhole, is it more embarrassing to cum fast or to of never cum at all?

FlynnTaggartGuy

Takes some adjusting, but there is still something really compelling about it. And with the enhanced editions they’re as easy to run as anything.

Cumming into a pot of boiling water

Hello snek snork and snerk If you could guarantee that you child is 100% better than lebron by a significant margin but for that you'd have to be the one who's pregnant. Would you take it?"

Thiccgod

Hello chis, drek, and ween. I've been listening since episode zero and have finally decided to bite the literal, non-metaphorical, bullet and subscribe to the patreon. My question is simple, if you could travel in time to any event in history to make it worse what would it be.

I lick-a da penis

Would you rather run away from a bloodlusted King Von or a horny P. Diddy?

Joker, but with some motion

What do you think is the biggest disaster avoided thanks to post it notes. I asked to my coworker and we came up with doctors and nurses using it to save lives with the messages they are able to leave. I theorized that an economic crisis could possibly have been avoided because a white collar crime guy almost flew too close to the sun but fixed it before it got too bad cuz of a reminder they left them self

Patreon sucks, I can’t make funny names

Hello! Long time edger, first time cummer What is your sworn enemy in arbitrary categories? (Ex: Chris and imagine dragons) I have a ravenous hate for Applebee’s, I think everything about them is atrocious. My earliest memory there was at 6 y/o I ordered grilled chicken and it tasted like rubber and and was sopping wet.

DanTheManWithThePants

Hello 'would try pegging,' 'wouldn't try pegging,' and 'has tried pegging'. In almost every episode, you guys say something to the effect of "Yeah we'll do that for the Extra Ammo this week," and then you never fucking do it. What's up with that? ps Derrick, check out Ratatata by Babymetal and Electric Callboy, it's great

American_Butter

Hello Snarkggots, Any of you into board games? Personally there is a magic of having everyone together to play something.

Long Schlong Silver

Hello Democrat, Extreme Democrat and Secret Republican. One of my favorite youtube videos was the actual SpongeBob cast dubbing over Godfather in character, and it somehow still works. Have you ever thought about dubbing over a movie as a patron exclusive, and if so, which movie?

Sam

Greeting fellow humans. Human fellas. Did you know that season 8 of the Amazing Race was a Family Edition where one family of African-American decent had the last name of "Black"? This meant that throughout the show, until their elimination, the host had to refer to the family of black people as "The Black Family". I would love to know if the host lost a bet or if the producers were just seeing what they could get away with back in 2005.

DripMH, the Lord of Touhou

What's good Steve Smith, Fat Albert and sentient bean bag. For Kingston and Chris: I'm a few months late, I know, but have y'all thought about doing an Extra Ammo for The Final Shape? Giving your thoughts on the story conclusion, character moments, and the like?

MaxSilhouette

I'm not asking questions from a couple of queers

Masonic

Hey Chums, I’ve been too busy dealing with dental work, along with the pain, and loss… Any stories about the dentist and what they did to you to ease my suffering?

MelficeOne

which is the more overpowered anime superpower: Manifest LiveLeak Watermark or a fucking Gun. elaboration: Manifest Watermark makes someone part of a liveleakable clip. weather main attraction or "well thats roining my week" bystander is up to chance

Possum

In episode 260 at exactly 2:46:01 chris laughed like that bully character from the simpsons and no one acknowledged it. This is not a question

Shakezulla tha mic rulah

Hello boys, previously sween said he would eat my father, but I found it odd that he specified my father's clothes would be on. Are you afraid something down there will shift if you see another man's willie while you eat him? Lol. Also obviously you guys wouldn't do a 24 hour show, but if you do do some kind of longer show, please someone bang the shit out of a triangle and say "let's give it up for hour x on the x hour podcast!"

my cat is transphobic

hello average seattle area polycule. not a question but i recently went on a weekend trip to vegas and had both raising canes AND white castle for the first time. and i have to say, for the first time in this shows history i agree with sweeney. raising canes was pretty good.

Lemur

Call me Haitian the way I eat the Pussy and happy 9/11 for those that celebrate that being said if you had to edge to any PlayStation character who would it be? Myself personally would have to choose crash bandicoot because you just know he FUCKS

Rest in Peace Jennifer Lawrence

Hello Cowboy, Horse, and Camera Man. Not a question, but a fun fact I learned this week. Kenneth D. Pinyan aka "Mr.Hands" actually worked for Boeing. When I looked into it, and discovered he worked at the same facility (though definitely never met) my old Landlord.

Tyler Robinson

Hello my three best friends. What’s the wildest thing that has happened to you while travelling? As an example, once on a trip to America, two African American gentlemen and a rather small ethnically vague man with vision problems beat me within an inch of my life while screaming “are you gay for me?”. They never found them but I hope that one day they will be brought to justice.

Lighthouse? It’s actually quite heavy

hey twink, otter and bear, if every rockstar games protagonist ran for president who has your vote and who do you think is winning. i think smart money is on niko belic

Sylvia makes a car louder any% speedrun

Hello, fent cart hallucinations. At about 42:45 of ep260 Derrick says "facts. Facts. Facts. Facts are facts man" I wasn't paying attention, however, and thought that Derrick was calling my name urgently (my name is Max) and my psyche sheered and imploded for a split second before I comprehended what he. actually said My question is: have you ever had one of these moments where you were struck with genuine moryal terror like something was SERIOUSLY wrong with reality because you perceived something incorrectly?

Sylvia makes a car louder any% speedrun

Hey Spic, Cracker, and Guap. Short one: what's your favorite craft soda/craft drink? Mine has got to be Cheerwine. It's a cherry soft drink (non alcoholic despite the name)

Icebreaker

Hey sillies :3 Y'all convinced me to get a Steam Deck last weekend and it might be one of the best purchases I've made in a while. Anyways, game recommendations for the Sperm Dick? Thanks

Yung Sweeny pissing himself in a pizza shop

Hey ya loveable bastards! If you can make a stupid villain, what would it be? I'd make Mela-dit, an albino assassin that absorbs melanin on touch that's hired by the black community to deblack certain degens. P.S. Also watch Venture Bros, it has your dog Hitler bit from a long while ago.

ASTROBOY

Hello 2 salamanders and one night night lord i was gonna ask boyz are u gonna play the new space marine 2 and if so has it peaked ur interest at all in the franchise? Lets a humble lad know so i can start developing the snark tank astartes chapter lol be well homies

Sons of anarchy is white trash sopranos

What’s good my racial epithets, much love from Texas. I’d love to know if there is anything niche from your childhoods that you still love to this day. I love these old hot wheels movies from the early 2000s. They’re corny as hell but they remind me so much childhood.

PapaGzeus

What's shaking boys? Yall make all kinds of offensive jokes on here, so I'm curious what are the most offensive jokes you've made that you're willing to admit to?

honestly names are cringe anyway

Hey gang, a sequel to a question a from couple of months ago, I was once again returning from a club after the McDonalds breakfast menu had started and saw two hooded men pick up up a homeless guy and steal him. Have you ever seen some shit where even now you don't really believe what you saw?

Cruelty-free Pleatherface with electric chainsaw

Also glossed over is that the infamous video isn’t even the one where he sustained the fatal injuries. It was a “success”. How much worse was the actual incident!? 😳

Madea Oblongata

Hello Tom Holland, Bernie Mac, and bald black man. I am a 23 year old grown ass man and just last week I just found out through this podcast that Jamaica isn't in Africa. No one told me where it was and I didn't ask anyone where it was so I saw black people and always thought yep, totally Africa. So my question is what seemingly common sense thing have you thought was one way and you found out you were completely wrong about for a long time. Please help me feel better about myself.

Cruelty-free Pleatherface with electric chainsaw

Boys, What are some of your most fucked up dreams that have stuck with you? I have two: 1. Me cutting off my own arm with a chainsaw. 2. Me removing my own skull from my face (don’t ask me how this is possible). Have a wonderful day!

Debirez, the only Devin with a B

Hey "Mandela effect", "the idea of", and "I am very gay". What is a major change you would make to your favorite movie. Thanks for the memories and helping me come out the closet.

Watch the Big Lez show y fakin kants

Hey there soldiers of snark. If you had time and recourses, what game would you create a dub over mod for? (Replacing the voice acting with your bullshit) Thanks for all the snark. Please keep snarking.

Fdr (fat dick rogers)

Hey boys. How far would you be willing to travel and how much money would you be willing to drop to see your favorite bands/artists live. I just followed King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard for 3 weeks on their North American tour and I just got evicted because I spent all of my money on merch. Much love to sween

sauce

What would you like to see happen in the next Spider-Man movie? Sween, I’m serious, there’s something behind you…

GEARSxWARRIOR

Not really a question, more of a humble recommendation for Derrick. I know you hate chibi shit in anime so I would recommend psycho pass to check out. No chibi bullshit, it’s a futuristic cop show with politics, good fight coreography, and a decent plot

Doctor Strangelove

Hey gay gay and closeted gay Have you guys ever hated something cause it got so much praise that it annoyed you. For example I had no problem with souls games for the longest time they weren’t my cup of tea but I wasn’t a hater. But the annoying toxic fans and belief that they can’t do no wrong just led me to be an A1 hater

colandros sucks toes

Question for the sween boy: What's your worse DND session? Any stories on horrendous DND players or awful DMs?

I lick-a da penis

Lets say that one day you wake up in bed and see Keith David looming over you. It appears that he did a cumshot on your face as you were sleeping. What do you do?

GleepGlorp Grump

Any stories about stumbling onto somebody's social media account and being shocked by what you saw them liking/posting? One time I connected my number to Twitter and immediately got recommended an account in my contacts who was liking porn of pregnant women. Still can't look at them the same.

the void

Hello twink, rizza, and sweeter You guys talk alot about upcoming video games. Are there any movies or shows you are looking forward to watching? Thanks for the laughs

April StrongCock

Hello you gay dirty snarkers Who would be your dream/nightmare blunt rotations? No limits

Patreon sucks, I can’t make funny names

What’s up my lovely melanin men. With 2 of you being New York natives have you heard about Radioman? He’s a new York homeless man who has over 300 cameos. Homie is even in Spider-Man, there’s a documentary on him on Youtube if interested

Charlie's Fursona: Beavirk

Hello Chris, Derrick and the dark lord that shall not be named. A little while ago I bought the Tom Sweeny Scumbag Tee-shirt and wore it around the house in the presence of older Asian parents. The day I saw their bemused faces looking at Scumbag Sweeny is the day I realized someone can say the n-word just through their sheer facial expression. The question for y'all is this; What is the most expressive face you ever saw and what was it about? P.S. I really love the quality of the hoodie, keep up your great work!

Chief Fly Tazer

Hello killer bean, thunder thighs, and H.P. Lovecraft's cat (look it up), if you had to build a band that exclusively did parodies, and your selections only came from famous people who were dead prior to 2001, who would you pick? (Lets say 4 band members)

randeep kang

Hey 2 Hobbits and troll, NEW MERCH idea, Chris's Don Vito profile picture for Elvis' tinder trolling video is as hilarious as Scumbag Sweeny, that if you make that into a shirt I will buy and probably others

Joker, but with some motion

What’s a piece of “I wish I didn’t know that” info that’s fucked a major part of your world view. Mine isn’t a single peace of info, rather the collection of knowledge I’ve gained about the human body in my undergrad. It has warped how I see things like genetic pre dispositions/limits of an individual, disease state, death (especially death) ect. It’s not this god awful burden but sometimes I miss the ignorance of not constantly being hyper aware of all the ways my body can break down. Side question: Sweeney can you relate?

Trevor Moore’s ghost

Hey Smallie Biggs, 2stains, and CUM. Y’all find balconies kinda scary? The CIA had nothing to do with me falling off one once. Don’t investigate my death. Local sexpot out.

Collin Kirk

Cum or Pee which will it be for you 3 minority?

JD Vance really got that “Oopsie Daisy” charisma

What up chocolate, hazelnut, and salt. This question is more towards Sweeney and Derrick. In one of your extra ammo’s you discussed about which white person was allowed to say the n word. Now do the opposite. Name 3 or more black people who you think should absolutely not say it.

JulesAdventures

Yoyo long time watcher first time sex haveri got a simple one for you...would?

Pissed-in cup, Kachow

Hey, there, you 3 insane ignoramuses. Got a question for you today. We've heard what things video games made you guys consider the medium as art. My question for you is, what video game made you love video games as more than just a thing to do but more of a passion? Thanks for all the laughs!

SerotoninCrunch

Hello Yankie, Doodle, and Dickhead. A little while ago, I tried to jump a curb on my bike when I new damn well I couldn't, resulting in a bent bicycle tire. When was the time you guys did something you knew you couldn't and immediately suffered the consequences?

Mr. Hot Salsa

Hello three gargoyles. The saddest and funniest part about the Russia story is that some Russian conscript starved and got blown up by a drone. While Dave Rubin got paid millions by the Russians to talk about woke Star Wars.

somerandomdude

Hey the three heads in the collective Snark tank. Did you know the foo fighters were HIV /AIDS deniers at one point in time? They even had a link to a “charity” whose goal it was to disprove the link between HIV and AIDS. Hope you all have a good day googling this.

Scooped Mids

Hello Sex, Sexx, and Sexy. If you all created Grindr accounts, whom do you think would get the most attention?

Tacko2D

Hello Sweenis, Derect and Chreenis, Would you rather never falloff ever OR Die in the next 5 years?

Zorgolon

As my name suggests, War of the Monsters is one of my favorite PS2 games growing up. Y'all mentioned playing it awhile back so which characters were your favorite and can Chris will a remake into existence?

No Penis No Cry

Would you rather have the ability shit unlimited sticks of dynamite or be able to pull any type of ammunition out of your ear?

RIP Walt Jr - He's being bigoted in heaven now

Did you lads know, the guy who started the "Haitians eating pets" thing brought it up at a town hall event in Springfield Ohio a few weeks ago where he introduced himself as Nathaniel Higgers. A common nickname for Nathaniel is Nate.

AlchemyGod

Long time listener, first time question asker: Are there any bands you discovered and followed after hearing their music in a game or other media? I fell in love with Low Roar while playing Death Stranding after how well their sound matched with the vibe of that game. Keep up the great work, y'all keep me sane during school and work.

The new 9-11

Heya, boyos! How do you guys feel about national parks? Do you like camping, fishing, et cetera?

Derrick has somethin in common w/ act man now

Hey pink boy and the browns. In the pokemon world, do you think dittos should be illegal to own since you could use them as an equivalent to ai porn and deepfakes? Like all you would have to do is just show it a picture of scarlett johansson and record it squirting at the camera with zero uncanny valley

Tyler Robinson

Hi KINGSTON LEAN TOWARDS THE MIC, KINGSTON TALK INTO YOUR MIC, and KINGSTON DONT MOVE AWAY FROM YOUR MIC. One quick question, KINGSTON DONT YELL INTO YOUR FUCKING MIC?

American_Butter

Hello my five dollar ball and chain, What’s the funniest thing in English that could be dubbed in another language? I recently found out that there is a Japanese dub of King of the Hill and it’s hilarious. I’m also imagining the American Weeb that only watches the Japanese dub.

it's too damn hot

Hello Adobo, Sazon, and whatever applicable seasoning Derrick is you've had many a conversation about which white people can say the n word, but which asian people would you give the pass to? P.S. chris please listen to Tricot, Derrick please listen to Maximum the Hormone, and Sweeney please listen to RIP SLYME

Sly Cooper and the gang running a train on Carmelita

Hello man who is always right, man who is never wrong, and Kingston. In one of the more recent episodes Chris talked about wanting to play the Sly Cooper games. Don’t really have a question but just wanted to encourage you to. I played all the games a bunch growing up and have plenty of fond memories of playing them with my brother. I also had found out that the voice actor for Sly (Kevin Miller) streams on twitch, I eventually was able to join his discord and now get to chat with him on a regular basis. Sorry for making this post so long but kinda just wanted to brag about that.

Our God is an Awesome God Trap Remix - look it up

Greetings monsters in my closet. I’m having a hard time deciding the next game for me to play. Currently deciding between Mass effect, RDR2, Baulders Gate 3, and a few others. What out of those games or any game at all really would you recommend next? Thanks and much love

Dominican Goku be like “Que lo que x4”

Hello assorted nuts (no peanuts I’m allergic no seriously no bullshit KEEP THAT SHIT AWAY) Not a question but a statement/observation: YouTube updated and now hitting the skip button on a two ad video takes you to the next ad instead of back to the video The split second of rage I felt could’ve fueled your local Applebees for 3 weeks inshallah

CrimsonSun

I have to remind the team. It's been a year since you said you would revisit doing a Smash Mouth song. R.I.P. in something Steve Harwell. Episode 171 was the episode. Timestamp 15:36 Is it still too soon? I'm awaiting the post mortem LP.

Belvin, Mother of the Joker

Hello Snarkozoids, I sometimes read about how media is lost permanently because it wasn't archived properly. My question is what would you archive Chris Chan style if given the time/money to do so? I got to archive some vids from my high school from the early 2010's because that stuff disappears so easily over time.

Carpeted Microwave

Good day gentlemen, could you fart so hard your balls explode?

MojaveScribe

Hey Snarktards, I don't think I've seen anyone ask this but I may be wrong. If you're comfortable answering, did you vote in 2020 and are you voting this year? If so, for who?

Sween hit the Pentagon

Hello fellow tards! This one is for Derrick, how have you been enjoying your Steam Deck since receiving it and especially when you had covid? For Ray-Breakdancer-Gun and Blackest Black Sween, what's been your favorite game on Deck?

Kremlin_Da_Gremlin

Hey snarkies, have you guys seen or heard of Matt Walsh’s Am I Racist grifter documentary? I just found out as I’m writing this about to see the new alien movie

I'm 4ft11

Hello Chris, Derrick, and My Favorite. Long Time Listener here. Sween - during my time listening to the podcast, I've began to run DND sessions for various friend groups. What do you think about sessions with lots of combat, versus sessions with zero combats? Sometimes, I plan a lot of intricate fights, and the group just argues in a restaurant for three real life hours for the whole session. Do you prefer sessions packed with combat, or sessions that are just silly/story content?

I'm 4ft11

the monster smash

Mr. Hot Salsa

Hello Gentlemen, here's a legitimate question. What animated shows are underrated in your opinion? It's sad that most people don't know about shows like Mike Tyson Mysteries.

Panda Junkie

Hello fucktards, my question is what is the craziest or weirdest way you guys have ever hooked up with someone? My current gf I met when she posted a Pic in a very small & tight Bulbasaur tank top & the 1st thing I ever said to her was "Now my bulbs are sore", our 8 year anniversary is next month. Once before that I posted what read like an ad for good dick on Facebook & got 2 takers the same day. Any wild or out of pocket pick up attempts that actually worked?

Al Quraan

Hey guys, just wanted to know you're thoughts on the uzumaki anime coming to adult swim at the end of September? I just finished reading the manga on the plane to San Diego and loved it. Have a great day and thanks again Chris for signing my bryle hoodie.

Jello

Hello costal elites that comrade pool has told me are destroying America. More of a show question than anything but is there a possibility of a snark tank live stream where yall just look at random bullshit on the internet? kinda oneyplays style Anywho love YALL platonically

CrimsonPassione

Greetings brothers Chairon Titus and Gadriel, you recently played spacemarine 2 and mentioned you were getting the itch to get more into it, here's a story thats awesome in warhammer lore. Orks have the power of belief, if they believe something hard enough it'll be real. So an imperial guard company is fighting off a horde of works and they run out of ammo and one guy has an idea, he pops out and says bang and an orc falls over dead and then continues to say bang bang bang and more orcs die, and then the rest say bang and start killing orcs. The orcs believe they still have ammo and are being gunned down. They can also breath in space because no one has told them that you can't breath in space.

PapaGzeus

What's good my baby boyos? If you could force two people to switch bodies forever, who would you choose?

Kaleb

Hello GayGun, Derke, and Weenie. Can y’all do an extra ammo centered around the steam deck? I’m on the fence if I should buy one or upgrade pc. Thanks.

Perfectly Straight Rainbow

Hey boys, hope you’re down for some music recommendations, I’d love to know what you’re listening to as well. Here’s mine: -Bilmuri (Jonathan Young has done a song with this artist) -Dance Gavin Dance (premium SWANcore) For Derrick: Darko US (Trap deathcore)

Bert Chintus

Hey gents, buy the retard hats already. Thanks!

THUGZILLA VS Maria after Dom found her

Hail Great Khans of the homeless hordes. With Ukraine pushing into Russia being a big W, I was wondering. How would you fix Russia after it has been completely fucked both Economically and Militarily?

Hunter Callaway

HARK TRIO OF TROUBLE!!!! What Greek God could you see yourself worshiping, should you be forced to worship one? Doesnt necessarily need to be Greek mind you, also Chris take the 40K Pill.

Sylvia makes a car louder any% speedrun

Hey there, Peel p50, AutoZam AZ-1, and Mercedes-Benz Unimog. This is weird because you all are somewhat famous, but have you ever known someone who's famous now, before they were famous? Rather regrettably, I went to school with Bailey Zimmerman, and I'm friends with his younger brother, who was in my grade and is now in the marines. (Louisville, IL represent)

Betanick

I have finally joined the patreon and become homeless. Don't really have a question right now but I did want to say I have a video of you guys laughing hysterically while my cat foams at the mouth while I'm panicking trying to figure out what happened. (Everything was fine I did figure out what happened. He's okay) and safe)

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

Hey best friends. Just a follow up from me the guy potentially befriending somebody caught masturbating on the train. Just some follow up points even though I’m sure none of you remember: 1. It was in the afternoon in daylight 2. Empty train carriage but 3 high school girls saw him through the windows of the next carriage and he didn’t realise as he was locked in on his phone 3. He was high but it was just weed Sweeney for gods sake sit closer to the mic

Transfem JJJ

Hey funny not touchy uncles, Is there a random device from media that you wanted for no good reason? I think the digital chloroform that doc used on Jennifer in the beginning of Back to the Future 2 would be useful

Scumbag without the “S”

Greetings brute, jackal, and grunt. I recently found out I’m terminally ill with a genetic degenerative disease, but thankfully it works very slow and my insurance covers everything so I don’t gotta go Walter White. My question is if you guys found out you were also ill but had no chance of paying for it, what’s the most fucked up crime you would resort to? Thanks for the laughs, been listening since episode 10

Corinth

What's the craziest story you experienced during your time in high school? My religion teacher once put on a SPIRIT SCIENCE video about astral projection. I don't remember the context why, all I remember was hearing Jordan D.'s blasted voice. I had to uncomfortably explain to my whole class about who Jordan D. was and what Spirit Science was. I didn't pass that class with a high grade.

Universal Chaos

Hey fats, I was wondering if Derrick and Sween can switch spots from time to time, is that possible?

kai

not a question! but Chris’s playlist inspired me to make a 126 hour playlist over 3 years.

I'm 4ft11

Hello Chris, Derrick, and My Favorite. Question - what's more threatening? Someone who is naked, or someone wearing JUST a shirt?

Jello

Does the steam deck help you all to achieve comfort maxing ? That is all

Nut in my own chest hair and let it crust

Hey negroid dumb caucazoid and Jamacoid, I'm graduating this semester with a b.a. in philosophy and I was wondering if you guys could answer a timeless philosophical query. Suppose an out of control train is going to run over and kill 8,000 hilariously disabled adults. It will collide with the spaztastic horde unless you pull a lever and redirect the train towards 2 goth chicks. Do you pull the lever? Why not?

7xcritical

Hello big black, little black, and gay. with all the fantastic reboots, rereleases, collections, and remakes we've been getting in the past few years are there any games that come to mind that we may never get a again that you would love to see get a reboot. personally the games that come to mind are infamous and motor storm

the coolest tranny in the jungle

Hello Small Men and Big Guy! Not necessarily a question, but I need to get this little pet peeve off of my chest. Derrick has referred to the Dreamcast version of Resident Evil 2 as a remaster on several occasions and this drives me into an autistic rage. It isn't a remaster its a port. That'd be like calling the Wii version of Resident Evil 4 a remaster because it had some different features. Love the show and keep up the good work you slippery slits.

I lick-a da penis

You get all the money from one famous person, but you have to gay fuck them. Who you choosing?

Hungry Howie

I just found out my roommates had NO idea about any of the RFK news (whales, bears, brain worms, and one of them didn’t even know the anti vax stuff) that has been around with his campaign. Have you found out that someone close to you is woefully uninformed about something that you thought was very common knowledge?

we are all dogs locked in god's hot car

When I was in high school a kid smeared his own shit all over the walls in one of the bathrooms and was then exclusively called 'PooPoo Picasso' by every single person at the school. It's worth noting, he did not have any disabilities or impairments or anything, he was just the worst. Who was your school's PooPoo Picasso?

I'm 4ft11

Hello Chris, Derrick, and My Favorite. What's your favorite internet video of all time? My new favorite is an incredible 10 second clip called 'He spit on his own shirt, -1000 aura'. I think Sween would love it. I can't believe the twists and changes in 'power' condensed into 10 seconds.

Incepted

Dear sweet boys! I have a simple question and l'd prefer for all of the snark members to read this one. Has any job or position you held having to constantly attend to people made you at the very least quick to profile someone. Working at a dominantly hispanic store made me genuinely lose my love for the hispanic community.

Walmart Brand

Hey you seafoam shells of a shadow, you guys got any funny movie scenes that live rent free in your head? I have about 15 from Spider-man 1-3 that I think about everyday. Thanks for reading Ps. I think we need a cursed scumbag shirt for every member of the pod, thoughts?

Billiam The Walrus (Loser) Man

Hey Russian bots, question for Sweeney only (not really), what's a popular game or movie that you actively despise? By the way, fuck you guys for shitting on Chili's that one episode.

Retrove

Hello you three unholy creatures who come from the depths. A couple months ago while thrift shopping with my girlfriend I picked up blade. I had never seen it but I had heard how good it is for a while but only just recently got around to watching it. And to my dismay I watched a small Chinese child get realistically thrown through a hotdog stand into the path of an oncoming bus. MY question is, has something ever come out of so left field that all you can do is sit their stunned with your jaw on the floor

Pian Miles Long

Hello the 3 horsemen of the western collapse. In the latest episode you guys were talking about ps1/ps2 era platformers and remasters. I was wondering if any of you played Maximo: Ghost to Glory and or it's sequel for the ps2. It was made by Capcom and was a spiritual successor to Super Ghouls and Ghost at the time. The game definitely has it's downsides and jank, but if done correctly, I think it would be a great franchise to see a remake or reboot of.

ALT

You guys wanna watch porn with The Brothers?

Tej

Hello tank tuggers. What’s the craziest lie you’ve said about a coworker or friend, for fun? I told customers at my retail job that a coworker died in a hot air balloon accident.

EYY IM DA GREEN GOBLIN, IM GOBLIN OVA HEEEERE

Hey boys, i bought the mass effect legendary edition for real cheap recently and made a hot goth girl, problem is, i didnt know i cant les out with the 2 characters i wanted to romance, do you guys have any reccomended romances for femshep?

The Girl Who Loves Deer

Hey smegmaloids, long time listener since episode 0, first time Patron. What is the best video game soundtrack of all time? Personally I’d pick Celeste or Undertale. (Please pick something other than Bastion, Chris) Stay gooning boyos.

The Girl Who Loves Deer

Hey queers, first time Patron, listener since episode 0. This isn’t a question, just want to say you three are the funniest idiots on YouTube. Love yall, sincerely one of your six female listeners x

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace of Parades

Hello dark, dark and slightly toasted potato. I know that my name hasn't changed in the over 4 years I've been a patron, and that's because i got a friend who's so annoyed by it, but I don't change it because it's funny. What is the pettyiest thing you've ever done to a friend?

BloodCzar

Hey white, milk and dark chocolate. There is a news story about a reporter getting fired for interviewing then sleeping with RFK jr. My question is what do you think he sounds like when he finishes? I'm think Aztec death whistle but what do you idiots think?

Somehow Epstein Returned

Hello Black Nazi, Boricua Nazi and Black Nazi 2. Stole this question but if you could dispense any 5 liquids from your fingers, what would they be? The liquids don't have to be edible but must be liquid in nature. My choices would be: 1. Sparkling water with extra static 2. Premium Gas 3. Hot Coffee 4. Premium Cum 5. Top shelf whisky Thanks for the pod guys it's always a hoot.

My Ass

Hello Gary Buster Holmes, Goro Majima and slightly smaller Gary Buster Holmes. Long time listener first time subscriber here, so it's important to me that my first question is thoughtful and concise. If you recieved 150,000 dollars for every almond you stuck in your urethra what is the minimum amount that you would put in, and if none, what is the minimum price you would have to be paid to do so? Thanks for all the gay jokes and RFK jr. impressions boys, they really brighten up my day.

PP. when does the pain get better. help

hey guys, double dipping here, but what is a game series you dont think can come back anymore? i feel like like elder scrolls 6 or medieval 3: total war cant be made anymore because the companies that made skyrim and medieval 2 waited over 10 years and just spiritually speaking dont exist anymore. which makes me very sad to say.

American_Butter

Extra ammo idea, Chris and Sweden try to explain the entire story of Destiny 1 & 2 to Derick.

The Girl Who Loves Deer

Howdy hey, first time patron, listener since episode ZERO! who are yalls top three smash bros fighters? im a sonic, isabelle and pikachu girl myself.

My Ass

With all the discourse surrounding the "coded race" of fictional characters, I was wondering. If you had to select a fictional, non-human character to become the official ambassador of your race, which character would you pick? Personally I'm Irish so I'd go with the Orks from Warhammer 40k (constantly fighting with pseudo-european forces and themselves, slurred incoherent speech, prone to blowing up random things, etc.) Love the show boys, keep up the good work.

Chadronius

Now dis git rite 'ere gets it.

The name’s Raymond Pist but my friends call me Ray

Greetings my favourite workplace distractions. What would be the worst super power with a caveat combo. Like being able to turn invisible but only when nobody is looking, or being able to breathe under water, but only in boiling water. The greater the power the harder to make it useless.

Nosforati

Have you seen My Name is Earl? Or maybe the show Oz? Thoughts on either or both ~ ×××

Shakezulla tha mic rulah

Now I know Chris's answer, but I want Sween and Derek's take on this: what is the least amount of money it would take for you take a thumb person from spy kids on a date and fuck it? USD or Zimbabwe fun bucks, whichever you prefer.

If god is real why am I still alive

Hey guys, not a question, was just watching your most recent episode (263), and you started to talking about how sea level affects sound. Distance from sea level affects density and the pressure of air, this in turn affects sound.

Zac Kampmann

Hello Snarky fellows. Long time listener, first time commenting. My partner recently wanted to try reading a supposedly “well written” romance/smut book due to their dominance in tiktok circles, in an attempt to try and understand why they are so popular. Upon opening the book and reading the content warning section, she reads “…discussion of a family member’s attempt to unalive” and immediately lost all interest. I found this quick turn-around incredibly amusing and wanted to ask you boys: has there ever been a moment where you’ve ever tried to give something a shot, only to have your initial reluctance instantly justified? Love the show, you make my production line work not completely soul crushing. Take care

USAF Certified C-17 Master of Loads

Hello snark boys. This is a serious question that and long I hope to make it short while giving enough context. I am 18 yo and I joined the Air Force 3 months ago. Before I joined I was in a trip to my Brazil, my native country. There I met my dads new girlfriend and then I would meet her niece (she just turned 16) in a phone call. After I came back to the states, we started a friendship that went pretty deep. Then I went to boot camp for 2 months with no communication to the outside world (I didnt even know Trump got shot until two weeks after it happened) and I was thinking about her every night. So I graduated boot camp and now I’m in tech school for my job in aircrew and we get into contact again. Turns out she also fell in love with me and we had serious conversations about our bad our dynamics, the biggest one being that I live in Texas and she’s all the way in Brasil and she’s not even done with school yet. And she’s also 16 when the legal age in Texas in 17. She also is aware of how it would be her life if she decided to be with me in the military, and she has made it certain that no matter the circumstances she wants to be with me, even if she has to wait years. She is a goldpot for any boy to find, (beautiful, smart, personality, funny, and more) and what sucks is the issues that I already wrote, and I’m not sure if I should wait or to let it go. So yeah, sorry for the long question, there’s a lot more to it but I had to compress a lot down. Just like Chris I hate when people write long question, but if you ever read it on the show I would like for some advice. Thank you for the episodes, it has been good to catch up with the dumbshit that has happened in the world for the last two months.

The_Domo_Nation

Hello three stooges and the hat man, whats something you dont like but everyone else acts like it the greatest thing, for me its skyrim, just never got into it and i fail to every time i tried

Backshot Kyle

Sup Scarecrow, mini Bane and Black Joker. Easy question for you 3 hooligans; 100 in strength, 100 in stealth or 100 in sex? Yes, you can pick the same skill as the other person Chris.

DevinIsPregnant

Hey Gay, Gay, and Slight Less Gay A friend and I went to New York for the second time in which Chris ignored both DM's on twitter asking for advice (likely due to bot spams). We ventured into the Bronx, and found the Futa Islamic Center INC. It is real and we have pictures of it. During this trip we found out the Bronx was an absolute dumpster fire. Two men were hot wiring a car while police passed. Human shit was on the sidewalk, and I saw a mother dump her baby out of a stroller to get something from it. Is the Bronx the most fucked of all the boroughs of New York?

The Movie Bring her back Will fuck you up for life

What is up voices in my head: I have a story then question. A young coworker was confused when I used the term "the latter" and had to explain that phrase AND the phrase "the former". Have you ever been dumbfounded by someone's ignorance in a way that doesn't make you angry but wanted to educate or just feel a sense of dread for humanity and our waning intelligence

Queen Pifi

Hey guys! Not a question but some insight. On episode #263 you discussed how unfun PVP can be when people are very competitive. As a fighting game fan, learning advanced tech can be fun to the point of wanting to do them all the time. Since you guys like MVC2's speed, wavedashes make the game faster and snappier while also being required at high level play.

THUGZILLA VS Maria after Dom found her

Hail gentlemen. My question today is. If Keith David became a dictator would you follow him and join his senate? Upside beating women is the corner stone of his regime sweeny. Downside black people still got it rough.

Krisfireball

Hey howdy hey fellers; wanted to give some love to well designed monsters. What're your favorite creature designs? I've always been a big fan of golems and treants. Thanks

Tacko2D

I'm not trying to glaze anyone. But really, I was rewatching old episodes because I was bored and have nothing else to watch. And the podcast really gotten so much better now that your all in person in the same room. Its still funny and entertaining but the new format has just improved the show in every way.

Nicholas Brilhart

Greetings Slitter Tanks. Which fictional characters attended a P Diddy party?

Staind is why Mass better than NY

I am in my last year of high school and I have been watching since before the pandemic (7th grade). I just wanted to let you know that this show is in my core memories of media. I absolutely tried to put a twinkie in the microwave and fuck it. Better this bullshit than heels vs babyface.

Sween hit the Pentagon

Hello semen queens have you guys noticed these "life hack" videos along the lines of "OMG you've been doing this wrong the whole time! 🤯" And they then proceed to do the most retarded thing imaginable? For example I saw a guy cut a pint of ice cream into quarters and stick popsicle sticks in them with the tagline "OMG I've been eating ice cream wrong the whole time!"

it's too damn hot

hey can you guys please cover the murder of marcellus williams? lends a lot to the topic derrick sometimes mentions about innocent people being killed due to the death penalty. hope you guys have heard about it

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

Hey Chris and Derrick, huge fan and yall bring me so much joy. Hey Sweeny hope you are doing OK "not really". My question is a simple one. How many waves of old people do you think you could fight to the death?

PapaGzeus

What's good boys? I'm about to go on a big vacation that I invested a lot of money into, and it got me all sentimental and reflecting on a few years ago when I was so broke that I ate a whole can of artichoke hearts because I had nothing else to eat that day - I've always liked artichoke hearts, but it turns out they're pretty bad when they're plain and straight from the can. What are some of the worst struggle meals you've ever eaten? Also, I'd appreciate any travel tips for germany if you have them! Keep up the great work you dashing degenerates!

Putting black face on my light bulbs

Hola muchachos and gay idiot. With you guys being such good friends of Smiling Friends creators Zach and Lyle, when will you leech off their success and guest star in their show? What would be your dream way to appear on Adult Swim with your successful friends? Just a straight up ad for The Snark Tank or something more clever? Keep up the great work my favorite brain worms!

The Peen Goblin

$2tier queer here... Fergie: My Humps... Whatcha gonna do with all them balls? All them balls inside them drawers? Imma make make you stare in awe, stare in awe at the size of my balls. My balls, my balls, my balls, my balls...(repeat) Check em out

The Girl Who Loves Deer

What game would be the worst to lose ALL your accumulated save data and achievements in? Personally, losing 20,000 hours worth of progress in the Binding of Isaac would actually drive me to suicide.

the carefree cum catcher

OK you can either slam your dick in a fridge door every morning, OR deny the holocaust when you talk to a stranger

randeep kang

When can we get Actman as a guest

Tacko2D

Derrick Say sorry. Transformers is cool

Chris be like-Make videos or gay sex hmmmmm

Hey there Jess Blackman, Saul Blackman, and Walter WHITE. You guys like to talk about Breaking Bad sometimes, but what do you guys think about El Camino and Better Call Saul?

Cav

Chris, tell us your Dave Ruben story about him taddle telling!

I lick-a da penis

Hypothetically, lets say that Keith David found your house, knocked on your door, and asked YOU for gay sex. Would you say yes?

The Girl Who Loves Deer

Hey snarky bois, a question for Chris, would you ever reconsider remastering Reality Calls? Weirdly one of my favorite indie albums, and would love to hear your talent reapplied to it. Anyway, stay gooning, boys.

Bruno Moyaho

Hey fellers. I'm a roofer in Chicago and around here we refer to roofing cement/tar as "dope". We take the dope which is a thick creamy material and smear it all over your roofs to stop leaks. Thanks for the laughs guys. I get a lot of compliments on my On Cap, No God hat

Young shot Colin Moriarty with a 50 cal sawed off

Hello Snark Tankians and the hotter and blacker Sweeney of the famous ones. Have y’all heard of the show “My Husbands not Gay” it’s Set in Salt Lake City, Utah, the one-hour special depicted four Mormon men who, while only attracted to men, are married to or seeking a relationship with women. It’s honestly incredible this got made in 2015. If not could we get an extra ammo of the one and only season.

Ghost2894

Hello James Brown, Louis Armstrong and Final Michael Jackson. One of the things i've been noticing on youtube lately is react channels that use super specific wordings to try and grab any viewer they can even if its irrelevant. An example of this is something like "Mexican Jazz Drummer plays Persona 3 for the first time!". If you had to come up with an engagement maximized title for this episode, what would it be?

Shockwave787

hello niggas. just wanted to ask if theres ever been a video or something youve laughed at so hard, that youve genuienly hurt yourself in doing so. For me it was this fucking ai cover of Patrick singing "Never Would have made it". the ai just breaks mid song & sounds like the worst thing ever. laughed so hard that i think i coughed up blood https://youtu.be/HP_cy7JDxio?si=p9dtC_L0JOd9A9jz 1:48

Benjamin Button Yahu

on my first play-through of baldurs gate 3 i invaded with the goblins killed everyone in the dark cave village got rid of their barrier and somehow gas lit the lady i murdered her friend into joining my party i killed the old guy after he kidnapped the priestess, i fucked the emperor and also got the achievement for saving the goblin 3 times. how was your first play-through?

imagine Ricky Berwick as a dragon

hello peoples. this question is directed at some black guy and the other black guy. How do you still believe a word Chris says after all his gaslighting?

Corinth

Hey big, black and brown! Has there ever been a minor update in a fictional character's appearance that's always irritated you? For example, in the 2017 Venom comic book run they gave Eddie Brock a bushy beard to show how he's older and more mature, and he still has it to this day. I understand the point behind it, I just don't like how it looks.

Jello

Hello older brothers in my head. My question is mostly for Kingston, as a fellow gay fat retard how do you take that first step to loose weight it’s been a dumb and gay experience. Thank yall for making my poverty wage days more enjoyable as I am also a homeless listener