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#276: America is COOKED (Patreon)

Published:
2024-11-10 05:34:31
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2026-06

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what an interesting timeline we're living in

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Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

I’m Australian so I haven’t been really paying attention to American politics other than what gets forced upon me, but I had a gut feeling that Trump was going to win. I wanted to bet on it too but I have massive issue with gambling because of how bad of a problem it is in Australia, so I didn’t. It’s a very annoying week to have morals, I could have made a decent amount of money.

Sween Slamming Messenger Pigeons Into Fax Machines

People felt like the water bucket wasn’t doing enough so they decided to try voting for the flame thrower again. They’ll keep flipping back and forth and wonder why we are still in hot water until we boil.

CupMatic

I wanna see maga families cry when they have to pay 40% more on bud light that shit sucks dick

Colin Moriarty

It's amazing how one candidate can build their entire political career off of lying and the other side can't figure out people don't want to hear the truth they just want to be told sweet nothings

ItsEmma!

What a fantastic episode full of insane characters you all willed into existence. Being said hi to in the $25 patron reading made my overnight work shift a lot brighter. Thanks guys :)

Clark

I’ve given up on America

Cum tributing a photo of Muhammad, Fatwa speed run

Chris talked about that exact scene in Bioshock in episode 18 which I’m rewatching at the moment. I paused it when this episode came out, then I paused this episode just before he started talking about it. When I unpaused and he started talking about the same thing as he was in episode 18 when I stopped listening I was so confused and thought I’d somehow unpaused the wrong episode.

LR INT Kid Buu

Chris is Colin’s son, he’ll never abandon him

Cruelty-free Pleatherface with electric chainsaw

Yeah, based on everything Colin’s ever said and mentioning he will not have an audience holding a gun to his head, I doubt he’d ever boot Chris, but I’ve been seeing weirdos in LSM comments feigning outrage and being all “i UsEd To LiKe ChRiS bUt He’S gOnE oFf ThE dEeP eNd” and I’m like bitch, first of all I doubt you actually listen to Snark Tank and secondly, you’d have to be a dense motherfucker to not pick up on their politics. It’s bad faith trolling and it’s irritating as fuck lol

Gym broboy

I was just cooking shrimp alfredo and at the end as I'm mixing, a roach drops in from the roof and contaminates the whole thing. This is Trumps America.

Give trans women all your money

Trans people are so fucked if even the clearly left leaning podcast has people going "ahh the president wont do shit dont worry about it!"

kweermo

Your name is so true

JerryBeansman

Joe Krogan makes an appearance in next mass effect game

maddie harris

Just say what you really mean, you didnt vote for other peoples rights, at least admit you dont give a fuck about human rights

ItsEmma!

Same with ur username!!

I take HRT for the meme

Go fuck yourself, i cant fucking stand you people. You're a completely fucking retarded troglodyte who got tricked by one of the dumbest con men in history.

Collin Kirk

Piper Perri isn't dead, what?

Sween Slamming Messenger Pigeons Into Fax Machines

@katana, that 1% of people you mention are the subject of %40 of conservative fear mongering talking points. That is where the fixation comes from. Be mad at them that it’s an issue at all.

Roger C

I think he got confused. Her son was killed by her boyfriend.

Roger C

The seething is awesome

George W. Bush

I didn't hear any seething, but nice reach

Ya_Boi_Bonez

I really need Bernie to have the N-pass and get up on stage, drop a soft "a" at Donald then mic drop walk off

Ya_Boi_Bonez

Dropped out in tims the puffed up jacket and a Yankees hay

A slightly homophonic dog

Trump voters I work with don’t understand roundabouts. Don’t wonna say it’s connected but common.

Josh F

Wild to attribute Harris losing to sexism and not her lack of any real platform, that she’s not likeable, her complete lockstep with continuing to fund Israel, or that her campaign was aimed more at winning over Republicans than it was at winning over her own base. 14 Million less democratic votes than last election (3 million less republican too). You gonna sit here and tell me they were all sexists? Or maybe, just maybe, they felt disenfranchised by lack of a real choice.

Roadside Piss Bottle

They've discussed all of these factors elsewhere or implicitly in this episode

Colin Moriarty is a self proclaimed zionist btw

you are so unfathomably unaware of anything relating to reality if you think harris is unlikable compared to epstein’s right hand man who’s wife can’t even stand. the fact of the matter is harris is an infinitely more competent candidate than trump, and you would be childish to deny the sexism that played into her loss

Josh F

Ah nice use of hyperbole to completely overreact and miss a point! :3 You understand that people do not HAVE to vote, correct? Which is exactly what happened, as pointed out by my post. ~17 Million less people voted in this election than last; largely, people who assumedly would have voted democrat, since ~14 Million of those votes were on the democratic side last time. Instead they didn’t vote at all, or voted 3rd party. You honestly think all 14 million of them were so liberal they’d never vote for trump, but so sexist they wouldn’t vote for a woman? That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Trump is repugnant, and less likable than Kamala. That doesn’t make Kamala a good choice. Disillusionment of voters isn’t anything new, or limited to democrats. Trump had lower turnout than last election too. Turns out when people are faced with two shitty options (third party tickets are bullshit and we all know it) they will sometimes choose neither.

Bwadwy

I've come to understand that LSM's audience is full of bitches and that's unfortunate

Clark

@Katana SilverYou fucking retard 1% of 350 million is still 3,500,000 individuals you’re voting against, this isn’t some numbers game this is real life grow the fuck up

Clark

I love the chuds in the patreon saying shit like “cope”, “seethe”, like they aren’t actively giving snark tank money lmfao

Sween Slamming Messenger Pigeons Into Fax Machines

Josh, sexism was merely mentioned as a factor and you are asking how they could think all those 14 million people are sexist. Literally nobody said that so you’re on about nothing.

Connor

Isn’t hating on Jill Stein voters kind of stupid since their such a small group?