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#399: Highguard is Highgone (Patreon)

Published:
2026-03-06 03:39:03
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2026-03

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preeroz.

i do hope my podcasters have a great week, and sorry if shit is extremely rough right now fellow snarkians, joyous 3h+ content for us, have a great week as well p.s. cum

LR INT Kid Buu

High Guard, more like I hate my life

AJknobgoblin_RaçisT-PHD

High tard, that me right now. I'm quitting drinking slowly so I don't die from DTs and I'm doing eatables while hallucinating from withdrawals

Skin market

“I don’t like looking stuff up on the show, I want it to be like a real conversation” then he proceeds to keep doing it for the numbers of shadows. Just look shit up and don’t look retarded, googling an answer for 20 seconds isnt going to make you lose your audience or whatever your gay reasons are for not doing that

Antonio Rodriguez

How am I supposed to sleep now man? I'm completely erect!

Huge RIP to RJ Mitte (Walt Jr actor)

DISREGARD ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS: everybody has to change their name to "The King of Haphazard" for episode 400! GO FORTH AND SPREAD THY GAY COMMAND IN HIS HOLY NAME!

Stephen Harris-MacAskill

On the religion thing, a story. I had jahovas witnesses visit me today, and they were doing their usual talk, this time about God's plan for war. They said something about people not wanting to die and I just hard reverted to "uh, I want to die". They left shortly after lmao.

kingstons#1dad

The same Democrats begging for the Epstein files voted against the bill that would have exposed sexual misconduct in Congress. I hope you guys look up who voted against it and remember this in 2028 when it comes time to vote(hint one of them was AOC)

Fresh & Chimp

Trump started the war with Iran because you guys never said thank you once. Gee thanks a lot idiots!

Solid Skink

Love Kingston's Jarjar impression at 2:41:00

Twink Floyd

We all know Trump started this war to protect Kingston’s involvement in the Epstein files.

Pete Ennis (edited)

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2026-09-14 07:00 These guys remind me of the peanut free table at school
2026-03-06 14:05

LR INT Kid Buu

Are you talking about the bill that was brought up by Nancy Mace that would’ve been mad invasive for victims? I really hope not

Clark

One thing from the remote episodes I love is when Sween cracks up and his mic starts peaking, good ole times

NurseBob

It's road trip day and I have this downloaded! Thanks my dudes ❤️ Sending you all the good vibes going into March!

Trickster Mickster

Lily is the mom that comes to school to yell at anyone who gets anywhere close with their pb&j

Do you like fish sticks?

I just want to say that your political rants very much help me feel sane in an insane world

Tobey Majewer & Harry Israelborne Vs. Green Gazan

Sure but they literally have the same conversation every episode, conservative/US bad that's it. I just want the podcast to be entertaining and I get so bored during those segments, plus I would think people would rather escape from the politics of the world while listening to a podcast, than hear about it and wallow in the sadness of it, it's not a fun/interesting topic.

i cast 'double the amount of piss in your bladder'

Derrick, Credit Score is basically used for lenders to predict the maximum amount of money they can get out of you without bankrupting you. If they think you are getting close to your capacity to pay (even if you made all your payments) they deem lending to you as more risky, i.e. lower credit score, higher rates. It doesn't represent how much of a good boy you are it represents your value to the banks.

kingstons#1dad

Is that the excuse they vomited out? They don't give two shits abouts victims i mean just look at the monsters the Democrats keep letting out of prison

Swavant

9:30 that reminds me of the guy in florida who got a law made after him for harsher penalties against animal abusers and a registry to track them and how he adopted a dog only to decapitate it in broad daylight 2 days later in a public park. I dont think his tail was wagging then.

LR INT Kid Buu

Isn’t the right currently keeping the Epstein files hush because Trump is president? Tell me again who the FBI director, who was a podcast host previously, loyal to again?

Darien Gabriel Vargas

Guarantee I know what images you're looking at on the switch and people purposely turn the brightness to awkward looking settings. requiem looks amazing on the switch, but not as good as the other versions. It's not nearly the bad quality you guys are talking about.

kweermo

Tbh this podcast is the only place I get my news

Muscovy

Personally I love the political talk it’s refreshing to hear someone make a little bit of sense

Give trans women all your money

never gonna get over how Derek will literally play AI genned zionist slop like Raid when there are real JRPGs with real mechanics that aren't engineered specifically to make you feel just shitty enough to where you spend money. I get that anime isn't for some people, but you should at least like, not pretend that the autoplay grind lost ark knockoff has good or even servicable gameplay 💔

Beezlebozo

We'll get em next time

kingstons#1dad

Yeah it's gotten old. If i wanna hear politics I'd watch the news

Fresh & Chimp

You're right. I don't like them bashing daddy Trump so much. It hurts my feelings.

The Girl Who Loves Deer

It’s Derrick, cmon. Like we know by now that he’s too stubborn to take criticism and generally too dense to understand it.

The Big CheeZe

I get you guys are the nintendo hate boner podcast but its getting old

Backshot Kyle

What if you guys invite Master Chief to episode 400th?

Backshot Kyle

Me and my friends used to throw a bag of peanut under those tables before lunch started

Backshot Kyle

That's where the Lord of Detroit lives though

kingstons#1dad

Did anyone else see mamdami not even attempted to could demotical Islam after those Islamic guys try to bomb a crowd of peaceful protesters?

Fresh & Chimp

He wants too so badly. Let it out Chris

dort snort

LISTEN CHUD. He is the mayor New York so he wont and SHOULDNT talk about anything or anywhere else. twitter has convinced you peeps have to have a take about everything

GhostyBoi

Based and sane pilled. If you arent educated even slightly on a topic just shut the fuck up genuinely.

Absolute Doofenshmirtz

Im so hooked on Overwatch i feel more accomplished prying myself away to finish a new game than if i wasnt hooked on it.