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#399²: We Are Tony Soprenum (Patreon)

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2026-03-23 01:38:38
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Fresh & Chimp

We're going to get GTA 6 before Episode #400

GhostyBoi

Listening to this one at max speed so you dont get the pleasure of blue balling me for 3 whole hours. Post 400 COWARDS

Transfem JJJ

im so stressed about the gas getting higher im considering sex with women again

Dev

399² ? You cheeky fuckers 😆

Eeffoc Cain

Loving the sopranos era, golden shit

manuel iop

I’m gonna touch Kingston if 400 isn’t Zack

GothicDecay

Is episode 400 gonna be our Kingdom Hearts 3 at this point?

pamen

Wow I can’t believe we’re already on episode 159,201

CupMatic

I fought off a Rapist for this? I'm out of here

Stratman

The year is 3680, the episode is 159,201. The boys acquired runner shells in order to live perpetually. Chris is now the large one due to his inability to find a smaller one this generation. It is now illegal to talk about current events, so the boys refer to their grimoire of past events in the dark ages to satiate the growing audience's hunger for content. The world is healing slowly, as it's on its pendulum swing back from being far right for an age. As a race we have not made it off this planet yet, but it is dying.

Clark

Alright who taught Sweeny squared expression

Our God is an Awesome God Trap Remix - look it up

Chris you’ve only scraped the tip of the iceberg. Faithful Sheriff used to go by Dr Witnesser and do the same thing expect not a peanut. He streams on kick, legit harasses children and has said the N-word many times. A truly absurd deep dive

FlynnTaggartGuy

This is a go outside to avoid looking like a complete psycho from laughter type episode

Clark

Chris saying BurntPeanut has funny clips dissapointed me like a 1930's evangelical veteran father hearing his son was gay. Dudes content is the personification of jingling keys to babies

Twink Floyd

These guys clearly don’t know what to do for episode 400 lol

Colin Moriarty is a self proclaimed zionist btw

the Terran Republic for Unified Mankind's Progress (TRUMP) is the most powerful government agency on earth. 200 years ago the TRUMP sent a colony ship called The Epstein to look for a new home in the stars. the most powerful corporation on earth BeastMr Industries has successfully replaced the oceans with Prime and 96.7% of the available food with Lunchly meal replacements. as one of the primary investors in the epstein project, they are looking to recoup their losses. (X)witter corp, the company responsible for the Grok AI integrated into the shells and the Epstein, is recording record profits that haven’t been this high since the end of the second water war. their leader X Æ A-Xii, is pushing for a resolution on the disappearance of the ship. it’s been two centuries since Earth has heard from the Epstein. now they need runner shells to help figure out what went wrong on Kingston Ceti IV.

J

Nick Fuentes is 100× more entertaining than Burnt Peanut

PapaGzeus

Good job reading my question and not answering it Otherwise great episode. Very stupid

Antonio Rodriguez

I've busted out laughing at the gym several times and I just hope no one is judging me

kingstons#1dad

I can't wait for them to talk about the champagne socialists in Cuba making destitute Cuban children dance for sandwiches. Also when are these three Hypocrites going to start talking about Hassan the ultimate grifter? The extremly wealthy nepo baby is currently having a stroke because AT&T turned off his service.

kingstons#1dad

Yet somehow he's not as bad as Hassan who's currently in Cuba exploiting the poor in his several thousand dollar outfit too make himself look good

kingstons#1dad

I'm just happy Hassan is apparently completely irrelevant in this future which probably means he got eaten by a bunch of starving Cubans

BigUglyJordan

I like the last 10 minutes where they collectively devolve into SexFM bumpers

Dixon Butts

Making up fake scenarios in your head again?

kingstons#1dad

Have you seen what's going on? Hassan the grifter is lying out of his ass about the US government forcing him to stay in a five-star hotel when the fact is he's staying in a five-star hotel that's owned by the Cuban government which is illegal. Oh and it's one of the few buildings that still have power. That's not even mentioning the fact that he's going around these poor destitute Cubans wearing a outfit that costs thousands of dollars collectively

Dixon Butts

I don't give a shit about hasan or fucking Cuba. The fact that you are enraged about a conversation that may never happen on the podcast is very pathetic.

Dixon Butts

And the fact that you care what a millionaire influencer does is hilariously sad.

kingstons#1dad

Yeah because these guys talk about the right wing grifters all the time but as soon as their socialist grifter Daddy makes himself look like an idiot for the hundreth they clam up which makes them extremely hypocritical. It's the fact that I know these guys are going to scream that the president's a dictator if hasan gets arrested for doing something illegal.

Dixon Butts

Do you even listen to this podcast? They clown on him a nice bit. Chris has said multiple times he doesn't like hasan.

Cameron Sturre

Not a fucking chance sween has read** full stop

kingstons#1dad

Yet they never call him a grifter. They also don't believe he's shocked his dog when it's a proven fact that he did at this point. Hassan is five times worse than any right-wing grifter because he's genuinely an evil psychopath that 100% supports dictatorships and terrorist organizations with zero shame. He's also a whore that will do propaganda for any country that gives him money. I guess they're afraid of his rapid cult that will kill them if they went too hard on him

Dixon Butts

They don't call him a grifter so they must worship him, Do you see how stupid that sounds? You're always pushing propaganda here in comments so I guess you are alot more alike than you think.

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Dawg. I don’t even like Hassan, but the fact that this has as little to do with him as possible and you manage to bring it up is not healthy. Borderline need an internet detox

Eeffoc Cain

I feel like derrick could enjoy the agenda piece side of one piece, n word hunter zoro and all that

kingstons#1dad

That's what gets me. These guys are willing to make excuses for a evil grifter like hasan yet they have the balls to call out those that don't align with them politically.

Straightguy69

The comments on Patreon are so funny. There’s always that one guy complaining about Colin and somebody else complaining about Hasan. Every fucking episode

Clark

I didn’t realize Ethan Klein was apart of the patreon

Backshot Kyle

So it turns out Derick was the piss drinker after all

Backshot Kyle

Eh Master Chief, how about you take your pants off?

Shard_of_Odium

I really hope they just skip 400 and go straight to 401.

Clark

"It’s about piss, it’s about splatter, we stay thirsty, golden shower"

ByteChaser

I find it funny he only read the first part of your name.

the1j

The snark tanks sleep schedule is worse than when I was an alcoholic. I am impressed lol

the1j

Oh also on the fruit fly brain thing. You can actually right now download and run the brain of a worm online. It’s literally open source right now which is wild

Benjamin Button Yahu

Cant believe derrick had sex with a SSBBW model live on fox news

Long Schlong Silver

Saying you dont want to play Crimson Desert because it takes 8 hours for it to be great but also saying that Starfield is fun is crazy.