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NEW EPISODE QUESTION THREAD! + Merch Previews - Ask Away! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-04-16 22:05:57
Imported:
2026-06

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Just a sneak at some Merchandise we're planning on spewing out into the disgusting apocalypse. Because we all know the best way to spend money during a societal collapse is clothing with vague references to obscure internet personalities on it. 

All seriousness though, all Patrons have access to these raw images to do with as they please (as long as you're not selling them.) If you have the means to take these and print them yourselves, be our guests. Supporting us on Patreon should, at the very least, give you a way around the traditional merchandising spiel. I'll be getting some test prints of these hoodies and shirts and socks and stickers so expect to see tangible examples sometime soon. (COVID's kinda slowing shipping down.)

A Snark Tank discord server should be set up soon for all $10+ patrons too. Also thinking about making some exclusive podcasts here in the future. We'll see. 

Any topics or suggestions for next weeks episode? Leave 'em here. 

- Chris

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Hee Larvey Boswald

Heya Sears, Dunkin and Tax Fraud! Thanks for laughing at my name for like 4 weeks in a row, but if the name thread at the end of the show is going away, than I should probably ask some good questions! What is the worst situation you can imagine the three of your being stuck in where you would have to work together to escape? Additionally, do you guys like answering broad or very specific hypothetical questions better?

David Perez

You guys should make stickers of these designs and sell them on redbubble or in your own merch store. I would buy ALL OF THEM times 3.

huggerderek

Salutations snack ray gun, king of the blacks, and guy with the same name as I but not spelled as cool. Can you guys tell us about some of your weirdest/most awkward sexual encounters? This one girl at my old college said she liked tasting blood when I went to her dorm so I yeeted myself out. Love you guys, and you all inspire me to create stuff for my own YouTube channel. You've especially been an influence on my videomaking, Christopher.

Ben Douglass

If you were Zeus, and could choose any animal form with which to seduce women and birth strong demigod children, what would that form be?

Lev Barktero

What does an exclusive podcast even mean? Do I need an only fans account to view it?

Just Monika

Out of the three of you, who is the better COOK? What’s the best or most impressive thing you know how to make?

Joe Godard

Hello Chris Sweeney, Some Ray Gun and Tom Black Guy, if you had to fuck, marry kill members of the mystery inc from scooby doo, who would you pick?

Rushanish

Hello interracial triplets. If you had to switch bodies with someone of the opposite gender who would you witch with and why

The Boneless One

My question is a classic. A genie offers you three wishes, what do you wish for?

Payne Robinson

Thoughts on ps5 controller? Also do you think xbox can redeem itself from last generations disappointment?

AdaliaRoseSexDoll

Hello, my glorious bastard knights of Spergdonia. Sir Derrick of house: Howard Jones. Sir Kingston of house: Noire-Sween... and Sir Chris of house: Chihuahua. Love the splendid podcast, keep up the great work! What are your guilty pleasures or any really weird habits that you do or notice the other doing??? Kingston I'm also interested what part of London you visited?? I know London very well and how the "roadman" can be abit intimidating to strangers lol Much love from Britbong land xoxox (P.S Derrick you want good British rap lurk more.. try Contact Play - For Fucks Sake)

Jose Horrach

Should Cloud just forget about Tifa, and give Jessie that daddy dick?

Zach Siegwarth

You guys talking about Mass Effect, made me want to boot it up again. Are there any nostalgic games you guys have been wanting to go back to for a while, but haven't?

DodgerandIce

What was the first band/artist you guys actually started following as a kid? I'm ashamed to say mine was Nickelback.

Monke Chief

If you could change one trait of your personality or physical health that you dislike, or consider harmful to yourself/others, what would you change?

Sunnychance

hello my triplet Squad of gamers just want to know is if you could annihilate a game series off this planet what would you make perish into the God damn ether.

HoloSonic

What's your opinion on florida deeming the WWE an essential business? It's wierd cus Trump and the owner of the WWE are friends and even inducted Trump into the WWE hall of fame.

SryMissJackson

Hey funkybunch, fello Halo lore gremlin here. If you could have one spinoff game, something like Halo: Reach, or Halo 3: ODST, what would it be. I stan Sangheili and am storybording for a story where you would play as Rtas ‘Vadum during the Great Schism. You would take over the Shadow of Intent, fight in the space battle above Delta Halo, evacuate civilians from High Charity, and even have a run in with the Flood aboard High Charity. I’m pretty happy with what I have, but there's more to go. Your spinoff game doesn’t have to be a Halo game of course. Cheers from Boston.

Fresh & Chimp

Hey mustache-less Neil deGrasse Tyson, Blink-182 hater, and African. If Trump were to pardon Joe Exotic from Netflix's "Tiger King", would you vote for him?

junebug

Yo my boys! What are some of your favorite albums of all time? I'm building up a queue of shit to listen to whilst going about my day and wanted to know some of your favorites.

Dekayto

Hey, this is mostly for chris, but the two colored cunts may answer as well. Which resident evil game is your favorite? What are your thoughts on the possible resident evil 4 remake? May Sweeney Be Upon You

Connor King

Hello to the Three Snarkateers, I can actually afford to support y'all on the question tier now (yay) so here goes; in Massachusetts there has been legislation recently to ban the sale of replica firearms such as airsoft guns, however no such legislation regarding real firearms. As an amateur filmmaker and avid airsoft player this is some grade A bullshit to me. I've seen a number of airsoft guns in your videos (Chris) and I was wondering how you all felt about this kind of seemingly backwards legislation that forbids "toy" guns but not real guns. Also have any of you ever played airsoft before and if so what are your experiences with it? Sorry for the long winded question, keep up the great work and thanks for making Mondays great again!

sdrawkcaB

Hey Thing 1 thing 2 and thing 3. I recently heard about the guy who finished all 3 Dark Souls games in a row without being hit, and it blew me away. Got me wondering, what are some insane gaming feats you have done or seen?

TripleQuestionMark

Hello Tall, Medium, and Short. Statistically speaking, at least one of you have shagged Katerino. Which one is it?

Future John Marston and the Z Rifle

Have you ever made a ridiculous trade in your favor? I once traded a small bag of M&M's for a softball sized Pokéball collectible in 5th grade. I regret losing it ,but I still can't believe I got it then. Now that I think about it he probably stole that... fuck.

Hemaylia

Hello Tall, Small, and Going bald. I just watched Smiling Friends and I was wondering if you guys got to make an adult swim show in the same vein as Zach, what would it be about? Would it be animated or live-action?

Julius Caesar Has Jungle Fever

If you could bring back any Intellectual or Thinker to our present day who would it be? Mine would be Christopher Hitchens as I feel his fearless and direct journalism is sorely lacking these days. Ps. Derrick I asked you on a stream about if you knew that coach John Hackleman was subbed to you. Coach Hackleman is Chuck Liddell’s coach so thats pretty cool.

Caleb Rocco

Hey Snark Boiz, What makes a good villian in your opinion? Can be games, movies, tv shows or whatever.

Guy killed me mal

Greetings and saltines my fellow salt juice slurping sarcastabots. Aliens invade. Destroy most humans. Exept you and the hottest chicks alive. They want you to live a live of pure luxury. producing fast grown slave baby's for the new alien overlords to be sold in off world flee markets. My question is, would you damn humanity (and your offspring) to space servitude for eternity, or give up the spot knowing it would simply go to one of your fellow snark tankers? Keep in mind sween is a treacherous space racist and would likely stab you in the plumbus to not have to be near aliens, ensuring his place as the king of human sex having.

The Key and the Gate

Greetings, you 3 gorgeously arranged sacks of flesh, blood, and organs! This question is mainly for Chris and Sweeney since they seem to be most familiar with the franchise, but if you could pick any 3 characters to be in Smash Bros, who would they be?

Kalinroar

What's good guys. I know you guys aren't particularly fond of weeb shit but what is your stance on silent protagonists in video games. In general for me I find it almost universally annoying especially in many japanese games where the protagonist is silent but still has lines of dialogue (ie: Joker in Persona 5, Link, Dragon Quest hero) In my opinion there should only be 2 silent protagonists, Doom Guy and Crash Bandicoot. Everybody else needs to start opening their god damn mouths when they are clearly supposed to be saying shit.

MelficeOne

Hey there The Daddy, The Black Guy and the Holy Sween (the holy Snarkinity) , Since Chris claimed he could have singlehandedly saved the Halo Franchise, what other franchises could you all have saved? (Games, Films, Comics Whatever) Also did you ever get that hi Res picture of a grunts thumb? Stay cool y'all and survive the Quarantine without Fortniting your roommates

Nelmeco

You have just been elected president of the United States. First order of business is...?

gho5tly

How would you guys react if Trump’s wall got built and he climbed to the top and mooned Mexico

The N-Word Police

If you could be transported into any video game what would it be and why? In the game you choose, you would have all the same abilities as the main character and you could fully explore the world that the game is set in. EX: you could fully explore New York as Spider-Man or fully explore a halo ring as Master Chief. It would still be you just with their abilities. Been enjoying the podcast a lot boys keep up the great work!

A roughly human shaped pile of red flags

What’s up Sween Daddy, True African Black Metal and Sexy Idubbbz. Do you think 2020 is going to show a positive change for gaming? With so many great campaign focused single player experiences with no micro transactions (e.g, Doom Eternal, Half Life Alyx, FF7 remake ect.) do you think that the industry has learned its lesson as far a pay to win and loot boxes.

Anonymous

Greetings The Dweeb Weeb Machines filled with sticky amounts of Sween, if a wormhole opened up and dropped a female version of you that is exactly like you but the upgrade is that she is sexier than the original Halo ost, just 10/10. After the ensuing panic attack from the experience, would you fuck a female version of yourself? Keep doing what you're doing my beautiful ethnic children, hope you're all doing well

Higgle

what are some podcasts that you guys like?

Anonymous

Hello Double dip of chocolate dick, and The twink of my dreams. My question is what is worse morally, Necrophilia or Beastiality? Side note for Derrick, Thoughts on the new The Black Dahlia Murder Album

Anonymous

Hey what conspiracy theory for u believe in whether proven or not. Also what will you guys do when this whole thing is fucking over. Another thing I'm thinking of streaming any advice would help. Kiss me violently john Barilich

james passmore

Greetings Christopher Raymond Gunther, Thomas Swenard, and a particular black fellow. i have a hypothetical, what if it was a family members birthday coming up and you decided the best card you can send them is a fiver video from Syria where a bunch of Syrian kids wrote happy birthday on a sign with your family members name. however happily they get bombed in the middle of the video and still send it to you somehow. what would you do with this footage of Syrian children being popped like water balloons?

AllHandsOnDick

Gettings cunts, what is something completely out of your age or gender demographic that you really enjoy, thanks, have a great day cunts.

Mitchell

Dear Schrix and Exewensy. One of you has had a sudden mental breakdown while home alone, years of repressed sadness and anxiety just pouring free in uncontrollable shaking sobs. The other guy walks in. How do you think they would respond?

Anonymous

you become god for 45 seconds with no ability to extend that time what do you do

Anonymous
>>35469566

I’ve thought about this and it’s scary. Imagine whatever you want, just think it into existence. How long until a dark thought creeps up?

Anonymous
>>35469566

Hey guys! You’ve become the leader of the world and the world has 1 government. You’ve been asked to resolve the world’s issues. What and how do you address first second and third?

Anonymous

Someone asked about your favorite drinks, and it has me thinking, have y'all ever tried drinks with egg whites? They are fantastic! And contrary to popular belief, I personally get less sick off of drinks with egg whites in them.

Dre Rams

This is actually fucking dope. Can't wait for it