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QUESTION THREAD! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-04-25 13:34:09
Imported:
2026-06

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Ask away! (Also, can the dude who made the discord please contact us lol)

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Connor King

Send help, I'm trapped in Sweeny's closet and this is my only means of communicating with the outside world! Please, my butthole can't take much more!

Keithicus Davidicus, Auspiciously Drowning Fortnite Players

Well well if it isn't Uncle Tom Sweens, Milk Chocolate Dreamboat and Living Epitome of Hate, you have the ability to clone three perfect copies of yourself, but, instead of them all having free will, these creatures become a hive mind so you have no worries of them later executing you and taking your place, they live to serve you, what shenanigans would you have them do other than the obvious "I'd make them work for me". All the love from your favorite autist, keep it up bois

Alex Morrison

Hello tank commanders, what would you all consider the most over-hyped games ever?

Dekayto

Which sodas are objectovely good/bad?

Dekayto

If you could bring one youtuber/celebrity back to the spotlight who would it be? I would choose Filthy Frank

The Ghosts that lived in the apartment above Chris and Sweeney

Hello my fellow denizens of Internet, You are reborn again with 2 choices. you are Immortal and age at average speed until your 30s then you pretty much stop ageing but any major injury you receive have ungodly amounts of pain with it Or The ability to stop and start time at will, in this stopped time you do not age and the stoppage can be for as long as possible but after stopping time you have to wait the amount of time previously stopped to use time stop again. (Etc stop time for 3 mins can’t use time stop for another 3 mins) Not particularly Thought provoking mainly just want to see the tangent that follows the question

Aonoxia

Hey, Tom Sweeney the Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Derrick Unchained, and Chris the last of the Puerto Ricans. If you could erase any Game/Movie/TV show from existence which would it be? This means no one will remember anything about it or that it even happened just to clarify.

Gus-Bus

Hey dudes, if you could go anywhere overseas after the pandemics over, where would you go? Also Chris and Derrick please do more song covers, you guys are fantastic.

Hey its Philip

Hey sween, blackman and Mr. Gun! With a lot of terrible youtubers getting shows or movies. If you could choose one of your favorite youtubers (or it could be yourselves if you want) to get a show or movie who would it be? Love your show you guys are hilarious

Kadovox

I wish a good day to you three lords of the spoken word! This question is for all of you. Are any of you superstitious? If so, what strange beliefs do you hold?

Wretched Spawn

(Topic: Nocturnal Dream Amnesia) Question for Chris and Derrick: Have either of you guys ever dreamt of a great idea for a song or video...but then tragically forgot what that idea was, upon waking up? Thx, stay cool guys

Hee Larvey Boswald

Hey Youtube Red, Twitch Prime and Pornhub Premium! One time on my ventures across the US in a small town in Illinois, I saw an EMT stumble out of an ambulance parked behind an abandoned building while chewing on his own wrists. He then ripped his sleeves off, injected both arms with a turquoise liquid, screamed his allegiance to a god named KORROK and dove through a window into the building, never to be seen again. Unrelated, my lucky number is 19, and since this is episode 19, what are you guy’s lucky numbers?

Andrew Johnson

Salutations you slimy prolapses of the interwebs. What is one bad habit you can't kick? How has it affected your life and relationships?

Cocksucker

Hello Sween, Derrick, and Goblin Cunt! Are there any movies based on games that you guys like(ironically or genuinely)? For me, it would have to be the first Resident Evil movie and one of the Silent Hill movies. I hope you boys are doing well and no demons are raping you!

Trippy_toaster

A gleeful greeting to you glorious gaggle of gabbing giggling gamer gent's. If you woke one day as a white plantation owner in the early 1800s how would you treat your slaves?

Sweeny's Magic Weenie

Hello, you masters of deflecting pain with humor. Recently, I've had to put my dog down, so I figured I would ask you cheeky cunts for advice on how to deal with situations that cause the Big Sad. Thanks, your friend, Sweeney's Elephant Cock.

Monke Chief

Hey there Black, Blacker, and Sentient Mass of Paper Skin and Glass Bones, what are some obscure, unpopular games you've played that would make a great basis for a movie, or vice-versa?

Shouting change now out of Elon after jumping off

Greetings ethnic Oreo. I hope you guys are staying sane in this time. My question is for Chris and Sweeny. What is one thing you absolutely love about LA and one thing you hate about New York?

Everytime I cum it sounds like Squidward walking

Greetings black, black and racially ambiguous. What is something fucked up that happened to you as a kid that you didn't realize was fucked until you were an adult? For me, at the age of 22, I remembered that in the 3rd grade a guy 3 years ahead of me showed me his dick and groped mine when I refused to show my dick to him! He also punched me in the balls multiple times! Pretty sure that guy is a rampant child molester now. I don't know why I forgot about this moment for nearly 15 years, but do you guys have anything like that?

Ben Douglass

Hey there, Black Person, Sweener, and Gunsmithy! You guys have mentioned before about bullying and how sometimes, people just haven't been bullied enough. Is there anyone in your opinion that is off limits for bullying (i.e., Betty White, Keanu Reeves, etc.)? Hope you guys are doing well, and I appreciate you guys being an escape from our decent into doom!

DodgerandIce

Hello ebony, chocolate, and not. What was the worst/craziest/most eventful experience at a concert?

huggerderek

What's crack a lackin visually impaired Puerto rican, Thomas the Sween Engine, and guy whose name isn't spelled as cool as mine is. Love the podcast, I listen to it religiously. And Chris you are a huge inspiration to my own YouTube channel. Can you tell us some of your funniest/weirdest experiences while on a date? This one time I went on a date with a girl at college and we went back to her dorm. She told me that she liked biting people and tasting their blood so I yeeted the fuck out of there. Stay safe my minority brethren.

Noms on ur penith

If you guys could have anyone on from either internet entertainment or tv/movies entertainment, who would it be? Hope you all have a blessed day :D

Chase Davis

What was the last movie you guys saw in theaters before everything got shutdown?

TripleQuestionMark

Hewo Chwistopher, Dewwick, and Sweeny OwO If the giant baby from twitter was standing in front of you, and you are equipped with nothing but a rusty baseball bat, how much money would you have to accept to NOT turn its skull into a broth of bones and brains?

oh god help

Salutations, you collage of self made monstrosities. Question for Derrick, how do you feel about the swift destruction of your budding relationship with Trisha Paytas, if you’ve been keeping up with that whole clusterfuck? Love y’all and keep up the best podcast around.

Head_O_Cabbage

Evening bastards of the abyss, I wanna get deep into it like a lonely slug slurms its way into the deepest parts of your anus, if you were slowly losing your mind would you Robin Williams yourself of the face of this planet, or attempt to live out a life knowing there was no way to cure you. (Remember, you will still be you, but you'd be reacting to what your perception of what any given situation is, your perception is just being altered over the course of time, whether that be your memory, vision, or sense of touch.) keep being awesome.

Jason Tentacles

Hey babes, would you rather die alone and have everyone forget you ever existed period or die in a mass human extinction event where every human is forgotten alongside you.

Capital Hell background Sween

Hello sween the peen, generic white male, and some racially charged black guy. I got a serious question, how should I go about breaking up with my girlfriend? She's a bitch but the wifi bill is in my name and some of my clothes are packed away in the attic, and I have packages that aren't even gonna arrive here for months. Any ideas?

Luke Jurkovic

Hi Chris plus others, I have recently started watching it’s always sunny and was wondering what your favorite episode is?

SgtSweatySac

Hey there mexican immigrant and 2 chain gang attendees....a fairly simple question for a completely racist greeting. What would you say is the most manly secret talent you currently have? Any experience woodworking fanatics (my own talent) or aspiring electricians among the three of you? Or are you all just a bunch of metrosexual faggots that can barely change a light bulb? Love and kisses for you my 3 favorite fucked sons

Raw lunchables give you ADHD

Hello there Small Black, Spicy White, and The One that the public education system forgot about. Jokes aside, I hope you are all well in these truly fucked up times. My question for you is what is you personal favorite video game boss fight. The one that just puts a big silly smile on your face regardless of whether you're kicking ass or getting your ass kicked. Keep up the good work and do your best to avoid getting the Lung Pao Sicken.

The Ancient JOJO

Ahoy Captain Kidd , Black Beard, and Thomas Sutton. If you could go back to the Golden Age of Piracy what would you name your ship and crew?

Hemaylia

Hello slowly rotting skeleton, the necrosis doing it, and black man! What would you pick in a zombie apocalypse?!? You get one vehicle, three weapons per person, and five people. What are you bringing and why?

Hemaylia

Hey diddily daddily friddly fraddily neighborinos! Do you guys think that in the near future, fully self functional AI (think Cortana) deserve full human rights? Or should they be our digital fuck puppets?

A Level 1 Cleric

Praise be brothers. Would you date a gender swapped version of yourself? Why or why not?

Progerian Rectal Homicide

Hi I am the retard that made a discord and forgot to set the link to not expire. Dm sent forgive my transgressions

Guelar

Eggs with mayo or eggs with ketchup?

Moto Zealot

If ressonably equipped, which of the following would the 3 of you feel you have the best chance to survive: 1. The Flood 2. Necromorphs 3. The Thing

Dekayto

Smash or pass: kim jong un’s sister

SmubWubber

Have y'all ever done anything heinous while in a delirious state that you can't believe you did, and are ashamed of?

Future John Marston and the Z Rifle

Hello my fellow warblers. How much U.V.light and bleach do you plan on exposing yourself to? In light of our Supreme Leader's new found panacea's.

Sideshow Bob had been forgotten for the last time

Hello gang, it's the real Bob here. Last episode the Sween Machine mentioned how afraid he is of the bottom of the ocean despite the fact that he'll never be down there himself. I was just wondering if there is anything else you guys are irrationally fearful of?

Am.Raam

What's going on guys. If you were a villain or assassin of some sort what would be your signature calling card or mark that it was you that did the deed. I.E. The Joker leaving a joker card in the Dark Knight films.

Gassygastly

If you could make a cult what type of cult would it be?

Murderascended

Hey Derrick have you ever listened to a band called Gravemind i was wondering what you thought of them.

Sweenus Swingin’ His Dingus

What’s up Latin’s Twink and his BBC Pimp Daddies?! My question is if you could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, who would it be and how would you poison their food? (Hard mode: you can’t pick any dictators, politicians, or mass killers). Also PS. Derrick, have you seen Altered Carbon yet and if so how did you like it? [Sorry if you get this question twice I am mentally deficient when it comes to Patreon]