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QUESTION THREAD MOTHERFUCKER (Patreon)

Published:
2020-05-30 19:09:07
Imported:
2026-06

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YOU KNOW THE MUSIC!

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Rushanish

Would you fuck a dog

Girth Worm Jim

Hey sluts, Would you rather give the first 90% of a blowjob, or the final 10%?

Hey its Philip

.Hey sween, blackman and Mr. Gun! With a lot of terrible youtubers getting shows or movies. If you could choose one of your favorite youtubers (or it could be yourselves if you want) to get a show or movie who would it be? Love your show you guys are the best.

Sweenus Swingin’ His Dingus

What’s up, Ethnically Diverse Three Stooges? Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?

Guelar

Why have our daddies abandoned us on the discord?

John Barlich

Sweeny if you were gay would you fuck Chris or derick?

DundurHead

Hello Black Jack Black, modern Esqueleto, and Derrick, what are your predictions for the coming months of 2020

DovahKing

What advice would you give to someone who is about to start a YouTube channel? Or would you tell them not to bother with the current state of the platform?

james passmore

Guten Tag from from Germany im lying about being in Germany. Would you rather remove your hand and deep fry it and eat it like a chicken wing or would you rather lose your whole arm?

Murderascended

Why does a male peepee have a a darker skin color when it doesnt get as much sunlight as the rest of the body.

SryMissJackson

Time to dance! Hello Snapple and Microsoft marketing teams stuffed into 5’4 skin suit, intense libido for Tali Zorah, and beacon for the deluded. If you could have one spinoff game to any existing franchise what would your spinoff game be about? I’ve been doing some story boarding for a spinoff game that takes place during the Great Schism where you play as Rtas ‘Vadum between the events of Halo 2 and Halo 3, and I’m really happy about it so far.

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

How’s it going Pablo Escobar‘s shriveled corpse, the racist caricature from song of the south, and black metal the person! I’m just wondering if you had anything you were excited to start this year but had ruined by this pandemic, but that you now have a renewed drive to do that first chance you can? I was working for Disney as an intern before all of this and was set to go full time but got sent home to my middle of nowhere town in northern Cali, but now I’m just more determined to go back to Florida and pursue my career with Disney!

Aaron Alvarez

Hello Sweeny and inferior wannabes, if you were being cancelled on Twitter what would you do. Also love the show and please try not to die in a fire or doom demon invasion

IANcel

Hello Ethnically Diverse McDonalds Commercial Podcast, would you rather piss your favorite drink or shit your favorite food? RULES ARE: -The food comes out in bite size pieces, and your bladder or colon are magic so no real poop or pee ever again. -The food or drink you chose can lose or gain quality depending on if your bowel movement or urine passing would be compromised. (i.e. having diarrhea, UTI)

00Dolphin

Hello Oreo with a bit of a Hispanic twist, I’ve been watching NakeyJakey’s “games that should bang” videos and I’m curious if you could make two games bang what would they be?

Nick Carr

Derek (sorry if I misspelled your name) bring back that sick After the Burial riff in your intro

She tasted like innocence

Hey chocolate thunder, master blackula and miles Morales, minus the part of him that makes him statistically fatherless....this is more of a general talking point, Derek has repeatedly mentioned that minus the shitty ending, mass effect 3 was actually really good and I agree. However, I recently went back and played another game and found it to be really fucking great....and that's mass effect Andromeda. Ya I know people hate on that game, but just like how the ending fucked ME3, I believe the early shitty animations screwed Andromeda. I got caught up in the negative hype too and didn't finish it, but went back and played it since they patched the animations and I fucking love the game. I implore you guys to do the same and see what you think

huggerderek

Yo yo yo yo Jose Cuervo, Malt Liquor, and a mixed drink. I'm a bit of a chip guy. I love me some Doritos and Pringles. Can you guys talk about some chips you guys think are S tier and F tier? Stay safe boyos and both my girlfriend and I say "that's wiley" thanks to Tom Sweeny.

Ninja Fox

Hello boogaloo crew. I am currently watching space x about to launch some people to the international space station. What is something in terms of space you'd love to see? Mine would be high definition video from the moon. Thanks for creating my favorite podcast boys. Keep it up.

Wretched Spawn

(Topic: Dating/Flirting Fails) Hello Brothers of Snark, Can any of you recall a time where you've failed miserably while trying to flirt and/or date someone?... ...BE honest, it happens to all of us, no judgement. Stay frosty, WS

Haha Marathon is dying haha

Mornin' Django, B.I.G, and White Chalk on the Sidewalk. I just graduated highschool and am finishin my second week as a construction worker. One of my coworkers said, unirinically, "i aint a full on racist, i just dont like niggers". He and everyone else is pretty much like that, but they think the cops who killed floyd should be charged with murder. Have you ever had to work with people like this in your lives?

Mikesapien

Hello my sour candies, did you watch the Space X launch? Follow-up question, do you think Elon can get us to Mars?

The man that will one day fuck your daughters

Whats up hispanic Dr. Doofensmirtz, Miles Morales thats given up on life and black Billbo Baggins. Whats the most embarrassing thing you've done to sleep with someone?

Granite Overworld

Well hello there again, Big Black Spazkid, Medium Black Ricepirate, and basically Hispanic Psychicpebbles, I bring unto you another wholesome hypothetical. Imagine this, a lady approaches you and she's perfect, she is completely balanced to be your type and would be the best girlfriend you ever had. But, no matter where you are and who you're in front of, she only ever calls you Baby Nuts. Affectionately, of course. Could you deal with this reality?

Jon, White Boy Extraordinaire

Dear Tom, Chris and Derrick (I don't have clever names) if you could wipe a person from not only our world but from people's memories as if the person never existed. Would you do it, and if so, who?

Monke Chief

What up Sweeney, Derrick, and level 1 Draugr from Skyrim? If you were about to choose which video game character to receive cock and ball torture from who would you choose? Suicide is not an option, you must make a choice.

Zorhan yelling change now into a 10yr boy on 9-11

Greetings ethnic Oreo sandwich. Clearly none of us take our patreon names seriously and just want to get a laugh out of everyone. Which names are your favorites? Personally Girthworm Jim had me dying laughing the first time I heard it.

Ben Douglass

Hello, my (insert witty racial/homosexual epithets here). I know you guys all have touched on your different music tastes, but is there an album that you will never get tired of no matter how much you listen to it? I was an angst ridden teen when Toxicity by System of a Down came out, and I can still jam through that entire album to this day. Thank you guys for doing what you do, and bringing some semblance of joy into my miserable existence!

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Hello emergency rations, anorexic hemophiliac hobbit and what’s very obviously mike Tyson’s missing sentient flesh light, Is it considered familial cannibalism if you eat the fungus growing from your month old cum sock? Asking for a friend, it’s against her religion....

Ryan

Hey Fat Albert, Cliff Huxtable, and Hispanic Quaalude dealer, what are some slept on albums that more people need to listen to?

Cm

Look you pieces of shit. I have actually become a worst person because of y'all. I recently saw a progerian person and actually had to contain my laughter because I remembered the comments you idiots made about progerians. AND NOT JUST THAT. The other day at work I saw a fat ginger kid without an arm and I sincerely thought that he might just be the unluckiest person in existence (while containing my laughter). What do you think is the worst/unluckiest disability to be born with?

Joshua Cain

Hey there Handsome. You know who you are. Which type of game controller is objectively the best? I need to listen to a couple wrong opinions about this

Joshua Cain

Just a little judgement. Let's be honest

Count Cockula

Have you guys ever spoken to someone who didn't know about your online presence that later found out and assumed the worst?

Zerowolf

What up Bugbear, Hobgoblin, and Goblin . You are a evil overlord what kind of henchmen do you have examples like orc’s, skeletons, giants.

Beige makes my fingers sticky

Hey some African American fella, sweenie the chocolate Adonis, and host #3. If you guys could summon a genie by the three of you consensually touching dicks and yelling "friendship!" Would you do it

Willem DaCortex

He Ho Garganelli Gents! Have any of you invested money into the world of trading card games and if so what games in particular? (I personally am invested in Magic: The Gathering and Yu-Gi-Oh)

00Dolphin

Also I might have my sister make some artwork for the podcast that could potentially go on a t-shirt so lmk if that is of any interest.

Gamecontroller25

Dear Ed, Edd, and Eddy, with Pro Skater one and two coming back, what special guest character do you want in the game, and viscera what game do you want Tony Hawk in, I personally want Tony in God of War. I don't care how but I want Kratos to skate his way to the "God of Skating", do a 900 and make Tony eat his board in the most brutal way possible. Please keep making content so I don't have to look outside anymore.

Alexia vi Britannia

Hello my sexy nibbas, quick q for yall: are traps gay??? What's your opinion

Danny DaVito Fucked Matt Walsh to death (It was Consensual)

Greetings Cthulu's big black avatar, Trisha Paytas' boyfriend, and malnourished homeless sex slave. I wanted to know which of your fellow podcast hosts would you eat to survive. You cannot kill yourself. You must choose. I would pick Derrick because I like my meat lean and I am not going to pick Chris because he is just bones being held together by sorcery.

The Ancient JOJO

What is up Crash , Crunch and Papu Papu, I'm thinking of getting Crash team racing and was wondering what was some of your favorite racing games of all time.

Ebsalom

Dear Mark Henry, Kofi Kingston, and Colin Delaney, my question for you this week is this: In what ways would your life change if all of a sudden you could only speak Mandarin and you became ethnically Chinese? Would your families accept this new you? Would you even be able to accept yourselves? Would you flee to China and begin you life anew under glorious leader Xi Jinping? I'd love to hear your responses.

Connor King

You are all gay; my question is why?

bat vermin the 10th

Dear medium thick, thickness supreme, and mint dental floss, which one of you lays the best pipe? specialization in categories is allowed, EG cunnilingus, finger fangering, and going to work with one trick magic stick. love the show, hope you all are doing well

Death Korps Guardsman (ATF's most wanted)

Aye DnDegenerate, Gaylo Fanboy and Not Puerto Rican, have you played Animal Crossing New Horizons and if so, who is your favorite villager. Mine is Cherry, I had her in my New Leaf town and she was one of my starting villagers in NH, she gets me medicine whenever I get stung by a wasp and is generally very sweet. P.S. The minute I joined the patreon my stomach began to hurt really bad, and I take it as a sign of the unimaginable pain that the eldrich being that is Chris will unleash upon this mortal coil when one of his video game wishes don't come true.

Future John Marston and the Z Rifle

Why arent Y'all playing Sparc VR . Its on every popular Vr platform and is easily one of the best games there. Also i will buy you the game just fucking get in the Tank!!

AllHandsOnDick

Hola thing 1, thing 2, and the thing that should not be, which character from one game merging into another game do you think would make for a funny experience, for example Mr. Game and Watch in Bloodborne, keep up the awesome work and thank you for the onslaught of laughter

Sweeny's Magic Weenie

Hello, you unholy blights on the face of mankind! What is your guys' worst moments of instant regret after saying something? Mine was back in high school; we visited a local college and played some vidya with their students. I got so heated while playing smash that I dropped the Atomic N Bomb in a room of mostly black people. I still can't believe nothing ever came of it.

Cuntius Pilate

How much do I have to donate for you to go away?

Dekayto

What’s the longest you’ve gone witgout sleep?

the new and improved, much bigger nicholas digger

im slightly offended you skipped my rude appelations for you last week (Mr.Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal with molasses, Mr.Where the white women at, Madame Zeroni's anemic son" if you were trapped in rural canada for a month but would be allowed to leave and return to your metropolis if you stabbed yourself(non-lethally) twice, what would you do?

Tickle My Ass Hairs

Hello you affronts to civilized human society! My question is what game do you first remember having a significant impact on your life or just the first game you remember falling absolutely in love with. Mine would probably be Metroid Prime. It really made me fall in love with the puzzle genre even though I had played Zelda games first. It also really got me to appreciate the scifi genre at an early age. Love you guys and Sweeny for president. Jk that's a horrible idea.

Norbut

Hey, punished projared, fat kanye and if the flavor of water were a person. If chris and Derek teamed up, would you both be able to take down tom when he finally loses it and does all of the things hes joked about? Great content guys keep it up!

Lord Shaxx's shoulder pads

Hello beanie, fro, and glasses, what is your favorite game series that is completely unknown, mine is fossil fighters which is basically pokemon but with dinosaurs

HeartlessWretch

Chris ,this question has PLAGUED me for years and i need to know the truth! does psychicpebbles ACTUALLY sound like that or has he been making a voice for all these years? i need to know for the love-of-GOD! small side tangent but i've been following Lyle for a long time and because of that i have box of gold jeweler i gathered from family members over the years that i keep locked under my bed. SAVE YOUR GOLD NOW OUR MONEY ISN'T REAL!

Everytime I cum it sounds like Squidward walking

Hello! My favorite beans of the internet! I was wondering what has been your most immersive experience in a video game? Do you have a specific event that you remember or is there just a game that you remember being really immersive.

Hee Larvey Boswald

Hello there Sears, Dunkin and Tax Fraud! If the three of you were all 10 years old and found yourselves on the bus to Kid Nation from JonTron’s latest video, how would you guys survive?

Jose Horrach

Dear passable as white Chris, and his two excuses to use the N word, I saw on Chris throwing shade at the game grumps on Twitter. Why do you hate them so? And what other youtubers do you guys dislike, (other than keemstar) and why?

the Blampy that Dangles

This is for the bulimic shipwrecked mexican we call chris. what ever happened to Butthurt McWowimacunt? Where did this funny little character go and will he ever appear on your channel again?

Cabby AL Ranking at the taxi Rank

hello daily uploads, monthly uploads and last year upload. What are the best grappling hooks that you've found in games? I'm grappling with my depression because mirrors edge is shit and has no proper grappling hooks.

Emperor Palpatine

What is the meanest thing you have done or said to someone

7xcritical

Hello Carl lukas, miles moralis, and mat murdock you blind fool What setting for entertainment in general is your favorite like fantasy, space, cyberpunk, etc.

Julius Caesar Has Jungle Fever

Politically charged songs can be cringy as fuck, however, there are some gems out there. What songs/albums with political messages do you like? I like the song Deer Dance by System Of A Down.

Rasputin’s Bulbous Moose Cock

Hey Darkman, Blackhood and lightey the passable wonderboy, if you had to box another youtuber to keep your channel, who would you choose?

Kalinroar

With All the riots going on who do you think is the most likely black celebrity to pull an OJ and get away with murder.

Gary Framacceli

Hello alternate timeline brunette Number 4, and black versions of Numbers 1 and 2, which of your decrepit and quarantine ravaged bodies is most prepared to fight off a sword wielding madman. 3 of you vs him. Who dies? P.S. Sweeny, you're dumb about space.

TheLlamaGod1226

Why Are people still asking questions in this thread... You do realize they record on Sundays... They are no longer reading these lmao

Utomneian

is there any dubstep music any of you like?

Zorhan yelling change now into a 10yr boy on 9-11

Just putting this here before I forget so I can copy/paste it to the new question thread when it is out. Greetings my Syndrome, my other Syndrome, and Speedy Gonzalez. If you could at will shape shift between human and any one member of a fantasy or sci-fi species, but the process takes roughly 3 days of agonizing pain and you look like some progerian nightmare during that period, would you do it and what species would you choose? I'd pick Turian from Mass effect. Also Chris, can you get Count Dankula to voice Paul?