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QUESTION THREAD (Patreon)

Published:
2020-06-06 11:58:39
Imported:
2026-06

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YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, don’t let me catch you!

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Death Korps Guardsman (ATF's most wanted)

Aye DnDegenerate, Gaylo Fanboy and Derek "I'd hit that" Blackman. What is some relatively obscure thing you find yourself completely infatuated with, for me it has to be filk music. Filk is a genre of music best described as retro-sci-fi folk music, if you want more info, look it up or ask me. BTW my favorite song in the genre is "Dawson's Christian" from the album "Carmen Miranda's Ghost."

Emperor Palpatine

To The one and only negromancer his portarican thral and 3rd wheel whould you rather shit piss and cum out of all your pours or be sliced in half vertically and be still alive and have to live the rest of your life as 2 halfs

Just Monika

What’s up boys? What would each of you consider to be your “dream girl”? Whether realistic or unrealistic. Ps Chris, Im the one that designed one of the merch pics, where’s mah fuckin money bitch? Much love, keep up the consistency.

Higgle

Are ya winning son?

JohnnySausage

Hello lovely fellow degenerates. Do you all think ranch on pizza should be worthy of the death penalty like I do or does it deserve a far greater punishment? Love you all

Fresh & Chimp

Dear mustache less Neil deGrasse Tyson. The greatest moment in spider man history is when he fought Macho Man in the cage match. Don't deny it and Don't @ me.

Joshua Cain

Hello malnourished gang of moist-toothed homunculi! I have a philosophical question for you today. Is morality subjective or objective? Why is that? Also, can we just talk about Chris's scrumptious jawline for a minute?

el.brollo.loco

Good morning Alt-right troll, Black Jordan Peterson, and Black Mike Pence. If you could start your YouTube career over again what would you do different knowing what you know now? Thanks lads, stay safe!

Ebsalom

Good day Biggie Smalls, Smallie Biggs, and a Pretty Fly White Guy. My question for you three this week is this: if you could erase one brand, company, or media franchise from existence, which would you pick and why? I'd personally pick Snapple since it would mean that Chris would finally have enough money to support a real hobby, like chainsmoking. PS: Patreon is being shit and won't add your Discord server to my list. Please help.

Mr Tape

Hey there Master Runt of the litter, Fish-out-of-water, and Chicken Little. Here's a hypothetical for you: If someone put a gun up to your sister's head and said, "fuck your sister or I'll kill her", Would you do it?

SIMP BIZKIT

Helloooooooooooo Static Shock, Dark Man and the corpse of Brendan Lee’s The Crow. Which cryptid would you think win in a one on one cage match with another cryptid? Sasquatch, the Loch Ness monster, chupacabra, mothman etc.

William Irwin

What is up Chris Ray Gun, SomeBlackGuy, and Derrick (yes I know who’s actually who). Have you ever been excited for a game, where something about the lead up to release discouraged you from buying it? Alternatively were there games you weren’t looking forward to for a long time but then something ended up flipping a switch in your mind? A personal example for me was Resident Evil 4. I had no interest in playing that game for a long time up until I saw Michael play it on Achievement Hunter a couple years ago. Now it’s one of my favourite games ever. Stay safe, and try not to have any gangbangs with each other.

John Barlich

Hello broken rib boy and black man with heart problems and mr Hispanic napoleon. Would you of thought that the whole of 2020 would go down being basically being 2016 again?

Jon, White Boy Extraordinaire

Hello skin, fat and muscle. What games do you think are objectively bad yet you still enjoy? (I.E for me, RE6)

Alexia vi Britannia

Hello My Lord, King of the Autists, and his royal crew. I was just wondering, do you guys have a favourite time in history that you like to learn about? For me, its Roman Empire and the rest of Antiquity. I find it fascinating to see how we made do with a large empire and pretty fantastic technology for the times

Sweenus Swingin’ His Dingus

What’s good, my favorite Eboys! If a horse fucked a centaur what kind of head would the kid have? Special thanks to Derrick for introducing me to metal, it has quickly become my favorite genre

Raw lunchables give you ADHD

Hello there Black Baron, Blacker Baron and Spicy White, but not too spicy just the kind of spicy that white people get made fun of for on Twitter by various ethnic groups. I hope you are doing well in these truly fucked times. What I'd like to know is what is the dumbest thing you were ignorant about for the longest time? For example mine is can openers. Until I was around 20 I was under the impression that using them was some kind of struggle because ever since I could remember my mother owned a single can opener, and it was a relic from the 60s or 70s that was previously owned by my grandparents. As such, using it felt like one of the trials of Hercules. But because I figured my mother would just get a new one if it didnt work right since she and I both struggled with the thing, I assumed as a child that that's just how all of them worked and it stuck with me. Shortly after she gave it to me (among other things as I was moving out), it finally broke so I needed a new one. Bought some cheap thing for maybe $13, put my full strength into it while opening some soup and spilled it everywhere since I didnt have to pass a D&D strength check anymore. The revelation that this basic tool wasnt nearly as hard to use as I had assumed for all of my life was a borderline religious experience. Then I realized I had somehow never used another can opener in all of that time and that baffled me. Sorry if the story was a bit long, felt it was worth sharing but now its your turn to share your stupidity ok stay safe from the plague and the irl stormtroopers and whatever else the world has to throw at us bye bye now

Dekayto

What exotic type pet would you actually consider owning? And will you follow in Lovecraft’s footsteps and name it something terribly offensive?

KujoFD

Good day Big Beanie, Eldridge Abomination, and Misplaced ribcage. What food from any piece of media would you want to eat, given that you have to eat that only for the rest of your soulless, decrepit days?

Willem DaCortex

He Ho Picchiarelli Peeps! To continue the alien stuff from last episode, what fictitious alien race would you guys be down to have sexual intercourse with? also bonus question, have any of you read the entirety of Garfield Effect: Galaxy Adventure by Shakespeare Hemmingway?

7xcritical

The answer to this question is spice from dune its taste like whatever food you desire most

7xcritical

Hello tom Sweeny and guests what weapon are you eventually going to use when the world falls into anarchy and we have to fight off both zombies and aliens at the same time

Nelmeco

Question for all. If your dangus was mangled beyond belief from a tragic blender accident and there was no hope for repair or replacement, would you live as a dickless man or become a woman (surgery, etc)?

DundurHead

What's up Bespectacled goblin, Big Chungus, and not so Big Chungus, wjats your opinion on sequels to movies that are based on standalone books? Personally i cant stand them, kind of like tarnishing the author of the books vision. (Btw Derrick in the last one i didnt mean to exclude you, i just couldnt think of anything clever)

Noms on ur penith

Hello BONES, Not bones & Tom. Who are your favourite celebrity crushes? Mine would be either the guy who plays Billy Russo in punisher or Emilia Clarke, have a GREAT day, please don’t get struck by lightning

DovahKing

Greeting The Three Minoriteers. When are you guys going to tell us about your workout routines? I saw Chris's Instagram story and instantly wanted him to have my babies. Love you all, stay safe.

Cocksucker

Hello Bean 1, Bean 2, and Black in the hat! Are there any horror movies you guys like? I really love the original Halloween. Also why does Chris look like a deer that tried animorphing into a human but stopped half way. Love you guys and hope you all stay safe!

Bigdude0444

Greetings and salutations to the Ebony Executioner of Superb Slizz, our resident Extraterrestrial Exterminator (Holder of the Dark Knowledge), and the Malnourished Gladiatorial Skeleton Lord trapped in our dimension since time in memoriam. If you could choose any aspect of humanity (physically or mentally) to evolve to it's maximum potential (applies to everyone at once), but every time you do 1 billion random people die a horribly painful death and everyone else knows it was you who caused it. How many billions would you sacrifice to help speed up the evolution of humanity and what you would sacrifice them for? For example: I'd choose to maximize our bodies physical efficiency. Imagine how great it would be to never be sick, never gain or lose unnecessary weight all with minimal effort, or to never feel your body age horribly as you inevitably become ancient and die. I might also maximize our ability to empathise with others, it could lead to a world with more peace if we can all understand one another better. Shame about those who had to go tho.

DerangeApe

Wazzup cop, rioter, and protester what's the ideal pizza. I heard you spread your pizza supremacy but I don't get it. What makes a pizza good. I have had little caesars and pizza hut and it was great. So what's your deal. Also corn is the actual best topping. From your 5 buck pod sucker DerangeApe

Connor King

Salutations, Who am the cloud? Why are the sun? What space? Discuss.

Zorhan yelling change now into a 10yr boy on 9-11

Greetings my Syndrome, my other Syndrome, and Speedy Gonzalez. If you could at will shape shift between human and any one member of a fantasy or sci-fi species, but the process takes roughly 3 days of agonizing pain and you look like some progerian nightmare during that period, would you do it and what species would you choose? I'd pick Turian from Mass effect. Also Chris, can you get Count Dankula to voice Paul?

huggerderek

What's good Koolaid, Tampico, and mixture of the two? I work as an assistant manager at a movie theater so I was wondering if you guys could share some of your best and worst movie theater experiences. My best one was seeing Endgame and Infinity War with all of my co-workers before anyone else. Also in this time of great grief I have started my own podcast called Huggercast that's heavily inspired by you beautiful bois. Thanks so much for the content and keep being so awesome.

The man that will one day fuck your daughters

Whats up hispanic Dr. Doofensmirtz, Miles Morales thats given up on life and black Billbo Baggins. Whats the most embarrassing thing you've done to sleep with someone?

JoJoely

Hello you three floppy tit freakazoids my question is this, has a barber ever fucked your shit up so bad that you had to slink away from society? Also what are some of the worst haircuts in your opinion

SryMissJackson

Hello Snapple and Microsoft marketing teams stuffed into 5’4 skin suit, intense libido for Tali Zorah, and beacon for the deluded. If you could have one spinoff game to any existing franchise what would your spinoff game be about? I’ve been doing some story boarding for a spinoff game that takes place during the Great Schism where you play as Rtas ‘Vadum between the events of Halo 2 and Halo 3, and I’m really happy about it so far.

Melonboi

Hello, Grunt,brute and talis celestial simp. My question for you guys is what would be the first thing you do if you wake up and immediately fuse with each other ( think of dragon Ball z style or Steven universe) you each have your own independent thoughts but just stuffed into one body.

Johnathan Strider

Greetings, One step from snapping a glass snapple, Misrepresented to the point of reluctant acceptance, and #COVID-19_Survivor_for_the_clicks, question for each of you: Chris: In regard to your description of "God tier, S Tier, Five Guys Tiers," I have to ask, who deleted your taste buds growing up? King: How long in your schooling do you have left until you can perform a lobotomy on yourself? Derrick: Now that Joe Rogan's going solely to Spotify, do you think it's finally your time to shine?

Danny DaVito Fucked Matt Walsh to death (It was Consensual)

Greetings God of threats, Trisha Payatas' boyfriend, and Tom Sweeny's malnourished sex slave. I still would like to know which one of your fellow cast members would you kill and dismember for nourishment if you had to. You cannot kill yourself. You will be provided with a knife to use to kill and cut up the flesh of your former friend. Love the podcast and i hope you pick my question.

Colin Moriarty

howdy league of extraordinary super gays! I've finally been able to subscribe to this torrid spectacle of a podcast and wanted to share a story with you all. I have had really strong deja vu as of late. to the point where I could predict what my friends were going to say verbatim but the the intense case of deja vu had to have been back in late 2015, when I had a vision,(for lack of a better word) of an industrial souls like game. when i asked my friends about it, they had no idea what i was talking about. fast forward to e3 2016 and i find that the game was The Surge! needless to say this freaked me the fuck out as the showcase trailer looked EXACTLY like i saw in my deja vu trip. Have any of you had strange incidents like this occur in your life? paranormal or otherwise?

Dodedod

Hello fellow insignificant beings. If you were to be executed in any way what would it be and what crime would you want to be executed for?

Moto Zealot

Would you rather die everysingle day but wake up the next day like nothing happened Or die at the end of your life only to restart it all overagain with the only memory yiu have being the occasional Deja Vu

Norbut

Hello black Kanye, punished projared and if the flavor of water were a person. I'm currently watching the almighty get fucked up in destiny 2 and the event has been about an hour and a half late, my question though is if you were able to change something about your favorite games what would it be?

Buffalo Bob

Hola Puerto Rican Chupacabra, Caribbean Homophobe, and Token Normal Guy.} This question is for Chris, you said you had talked to Jesse Cox and wanted to do an interview or something. What happened to that? I still think it would be pretty cool, but I know it's not really relevant to most of your audience.

DNR

Greetings, you walking and breathing birth control advertisements. If Donald Trump were to take up presidency for the rest of time and the only way to prevent this would be for you to have rough sex with him, what would you do?

Master Blaster Synphone Tasker

Hi there Chris, Sweeney, and YOU FUCKING IMPOSTER!!! Got a question for y’all. In your guy’s opinion, which is worse, people who base their entire personality/identity off geek culture/ fandoms or people who base their entire personality/identity off of politics?

Utomneian

do you like any dubstep?

Sweeny's Magic Weenie

Hello Martin Luther King, Malcom X and obvious leader of a Puerto Rican drug cartel! Would you take a sum of a billion dollars on the condition that once a week, for the rest of your life, a furry will attempt to yiff you. It will not stop during that visit until it is either dead, or you have been porked.

bat vermin the 10th

Greetings tom peeny, cockraygun and dick, What crazy things would you want to happen at your funeral either planned or unplanned?

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace Of Parades

Hello human embodiment of an oreo, I was wanting to ask, do you three have a favorite mobster/gangster movie and what would that be?

Zerowolf

Sup if you we’re a super villain what will you’re powers be, you’re name, and the the hero that will stop you

Jeb_IX

Hello my halo haemophilliac, Mass effect misfit, and Breath of the wild bastard. You are given the chance to go back in time and be directly involved in the development of a video game of your choice. What game do you pick and what would you like to alter?

apple

hello leaders of the itty bitty mexican committee + a black guy for some reason. what are the most creative insults you have gotten in your life time that still hurt to this day

Bruce The Genetic Jackhammer Rando

Greetings cum buckets filled by various diseased animals! How is Sweeney clearly a monster while remaining as such a lovable scamp? The public need to know!

A Level 1 Cleric

Praise be brothers. The Gestapo are coming for you for the crimes against humanity you have committed. How do you flee the country to freedom?

FrigidSpooketh

Hello twomad on steroids, heartbreaker with a literal broken heart, and white. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one person or item with you, who or what would it be?

Monke Chief

I think my question got lost or something cuz I don't see it anywhere, so I'll ask again. You are able to have sex with the girl of your dreams, all physical/mental aspects to your desire, you can do anything you want to her, you are guaranteed your best sexual experience of your life. BUT, right after you climax you must get sadistically ASS-RAPED by both your best male friend, and Steve Buscemi. Would you do it?

Tootsie

i am not seeing a downside

Tootsie

Hey you knockoff three stooges, what kind of small content creators do you guys watch? comedians, gamers, could be whatever. Also, Chris is Moe, Sweeny is Curly, and Derrick is Larry, before you guys ask.

Ben Douglass

Hello, Not iDubbbz, Not Marques Brownlee, and Not BlackNerdComedy. Is there a song or album that is sacred or special to you? Something that either is attached to a great memory, or maybe one that helps you forget everything that's going on? Glad you boys are still alive and well during these bleak and miserable times, and I really appreciate all the laughs. Keep it up, proud of you!

Walt Disney breaking DeSantis’s knee caps

Hello Puerto Rican Voldemort, racist character from song of the south, and short Xavier woods, it’s been announced that we see getting a Disney plus Percy Jackson series, what series that has a shitty adaptation would you love to see redone?

Captain Crunch Wears Stolen Valor

Hello Jackson Five, Thriller, and Bathub era MJ, you can make a deal with a witch to make Bernie president, but in exchange... you, PsychicPebbles, Joe, and Hillary have to be conjoined quadruplets. Do you accept the witch's deal?

somerandomdude

Hello small Hector Ayla (white tiger), Big Miles Morales, and normal sized static shock who is the best green lantern and why is it Kyle Rayner? Ps Sweeney any chance to get you to do a dnd show?

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

6. Hi Thomas the Reichsbahn tank engine, failed Puerto Rican porn Star, and hot black guy who likes to murder penguins with JFK’s ex wife’s dog’s horse’s used pelvic gurtle... how badly did Chris screw up pronouncing Reichsban? Also what do you think about the idea of being able to produce NPCs in videogames through inserting your semen and an egg into a machine which then produces a sentient child into the videogame world. The children now live there and grow up to be adults within this simulation. . (time is 20 years in simulation 1 year irl) you then open the game to the public as an online mmo on steam similar to elderscrolls/ they can kill, torture and rob NPCs at will. -Luci

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Ignore the 6. I pick these from a list of questions I write down. Love the podcast! We’re all missing you guys on the discord! :)

Tom_Sweeney_The_Darkest_Negro_On_ Skeet_Street

Hey Puerto Rican Michael Cera, black best friend character (Sweeney) and Blaire Black (Derrick). You're in a Freaky Friday scenario. Chris switches with Shoeonhead, Sweeney switches with Alex Jones, and Derrick switches with Keemstar. This would last for only a week. What would you all do in your new bodies?

SirTopHat_III

DAHKNESS, DAHKNESS Incarnate, and The White; I watch porn, you watch porn, we all watch porn. When watching porn - or reading it if you're a degenerate such as myself - how many dicks is too many dicks, and is it gay if she also has a dick as well? Thanks much; a Top Hat.

Aaron Alvarez

Hello sweeny and company, what was your first game console and favorite game on said console?

CeeDee Romm

Hello racial-pejorative#1, racial-pejorative#2, and racial-pejorative#3. How do you feel about all these big entertainment personalities being forced to apologize for things they did years ago? Like the Game Grumps deleting old JonTron episodes with “racist jokes” or any actor on a skit show that did “blackface.” Also.... beep boop bop, bee bee bop. Thank you

AllHandsOnDick

Hello cunts, if one religion or mythos had to be real, which would you wish it to be, anything as long as it involves higher beings, Hinduism, Christianity, Greek, Lovecraftian, anything is on the table.

ButteredButter

Hello you 3 useless sacks of meat. What is one game that you like that nobody else does?

Abboosi

Question for Chris (and if by miracle anyone else with an answer): what's one of your favorite bits/moments you remember from Sleepycast?

Abe Lincoln didn't want to watch the play anyways

A question to the human oreo podcast. Let's say your body stops working and your soul has to go into someone else's body. Who would you choose to take over? You still have your own personality and memories, but you're now in this person's body, living their life.

it played with its penis

What's up Chris Ray Gun, Some Black Guy and Some Fat Black Guy. As I grew up I became less of a tit man and more of an ass man but more recently I've become more attracted to Asian women and they prefer to have big ol' jugs over a big ass, and as a result I'm reverting to being more of a tit man again. With that in mind, are you guys tit men or ass men and why?

AllHandsOnDick

Hello 2 and 1/5 people running this show, if you had to fuck one scooby doo villain, which would you pick

Sniff

Dear Jeffrey Epsween, his big black book, and underdeveloped tumor with teeth and spice. What would you do if you swapped gender for a day? Cinderella rules apply, as soon as 24 hours pass your body instantly morphs back, you can use this to your advantage or disadvantage (I.E. you rob a bank and when the cops look for a woman, you popped back to be a man and instantly don't fit the description)

Thank you for your donation!

I'm from Puerto Rico and I just wanna let Chris know that I'm giving every single Puerto Rican grandma I see his long hair IG picture framed and Im telling them he's Puerto Rican Jesus.

Bigdude0444

You can edit your post by hitting the 3 dots instead of the reply arrow.

The Grey Gamers

Hello Dehydrated race chameleon, limited urban dictionary, and alien fucking patient zero. How does it feel to know your about to go on a retarded rant about something stupid? P.s. I love and appreciate you like Whitney Wisconsin does her dogs.

helfdawg

Hello Derrick, Tom, and child sized skeleton tented inside a deflated ballsack slowly withering away into nothingness. My question is: if you could send one person screaming into the void for eternity, who would it be and why? Mine would be Todd Howard.