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QUESTION THREAD (Patreon)

Published:
2020-06-14 11:12:40
Imported:
2026-06

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Don’t worry about Omry.

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Joshua Cain

If you were a serial killer, what would your weapon of choice be?

Emperor Palpatine

To The one and only negromancer his portarican thral and 3rd wheel whould you rather shit piss and cum out of all your pours or be sliced in half vertically and be still alive and have to live the rest of your life as 2 halfs ps use the discord more cunts

Ninja Fox

What's up lovely boys. If you had to choose an exotic pet, what would it be? Think hard, it could make you TikTok famous. Thanks for all the laughs boys.

Tekksus

Dear two genocidal maniacs and a communist, what is the worst possible tattoo someone could get. My pitch is a tramp stamp of an overtly bloody crucifix. I’m talking day three of your period heavy flow fuckin flood of red human juice amounts of blood.

John Barlich

violets is blue Rose's is red why won't that bitch mary give me head

tapewormtim

Hello small, medium, and extra large. If you've repressed your urge to kill so far, what will it take to finally make you snap?

huggerderek

Hello there grape soda, Minute Maid, and Tampico! I'm a big fan of chips. I love nacho cheese Doritos and loaded baked potato Pringles especially. What are some of you guys favorite chips and chip flavors? Love the podcast so much and you guys have inspired me to record my own podcast with a buddy of mine called Huggercast.

Caleb Rocco

What's up you speds. Best video game/TV villian?

Raw lunchables give you ADHD

Greetings Black Baron, Blacker Baron and Minority Adjacent. I hope you are well and avoiding the plague and the stormtroopers and Yellowstone probably. I wanna know what the most abhorrently vile meal you've ever eaten? Something so despicable and traumatic that it has scarred your mind body and soul. Conversely, what is the best meal you've ever had? All the best and dont die because that would suck.

HoloSonic

Sup ya fuckin cactus condoms, question: If you were to choose next months disaster of 2020 what would you choose it to be?

The Ghosts that lived in the apartment above Chris and Sweeney

Greeting chums (you guys get insulted way to much) A little hypothetical for ya. “Would you rather go back in time and be childhood/best friends with Hitler up until the point where he starts to gain to much power and then personally execute him whilst making direct eye contact or don’t do any of that but forever in earths history be known as the person who could of stopped the holocaust. Have a great day :)

Wretched Spawn

(Topic: Dating/Flirting Fails) Hello Brothers of Snark, Can any of you recall a time where you've failed miserably while trying to flirt and/or date someone?... ...BE honest, it happens to all of us, no judgement. Stay frosty, WS

Matt Llew

Hello Black Nappa & Vegeta and Saibaman. If you had to change your voice to one other person (Dead or alive) who will you choose? Imagine going down on a girl with the voice of Gilbert Gottfried! Love ya’ll! Matt

The Wreckers adaptation but scored by Mick Gordon

Greetings Devil hunter Chris, the mysterious Sween and Devil may run up on a Black guy. Any of you see Dat Bumblebee film that "Saved the Transformers franchise"? I enjoyed it as a fan that did not feel pissed on. Which franchises do you Simp over? What crossovers would you force upon the world if you could?

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Salutations, Hispanic Milhouse, Black Ralph Wiggum and celebrity guest character that no one remembers likely because they are dead. What is the worst/dumbest example of the Mandela affect you have seen? be it from the enigma that is your own brain or another person's feeble stone brain. (Also bit of a side tangent but please inform Derrick that every time he does his shitty english accent not only do my scottish genes tell me to take my sgian dubh from my kilt sock and slay the anglo-saxon, myself as an individual also wants to commit similarly violent acts due to how shit it is, sweeney's accent isnae bad though)

Piotr Tchaikovsky's Sween lake

Hello you despicable chuckle machines. I am a policeman (27 years old)living in Greece, which is a country that has its own problems with systematic oppression for many many years. I myself am very liberal and non-violent and all these things that happen every other day regarding police brutality make me question whether one can really be a policeman and try to do his part in such a flawed system overrun by narrow minded people. This is not a question whether or not I should resign btw, I just really would like to hear your take on this. I really appreciate all of you, especially Chris, whose content I've been consuming since I think 2016. Peace.

the Blampy that Dangles

hello donnie and his darkos, Would you rather the ability to time travel to any point in your lifespan, or the ability to time travel between any historical figures lifespan. if you travel in your own you end up as yourself in that point of time. for the latter you have your mind but their body, you can speak what they spoke though.

Jon, White Boy Extraordinaire

Greetings friendly whiter man, alternate universe Mike pence and man of black. What do you think is an appropriate circumstance to physically throw someone under a bus?

Higgle

What’s up simp0nhead, rob dyrdeks friend from fantasy factory, and the other guy more likely to be in jail than my white ass, what’s your favorite cheat code in a video game?

Ebsalom

Salutations to you Molasses Man, Chocolate Chad, and Sour Cream Sissy. I've been wondering over the past week about something, and it's a question that everybody on the show can answer. If your two co-hosts suddenly turned on you with murderous intent, how would you try to escape or defend yourself? Everybody gets a turn being targeted by the other two co-hosts, so how would you go about killing them with your partner?

DNR

Greetings, you walking and breathing birth control advertisements. If Donald Trump were to take up presidency for the rest of time and the only way to prevent this would be for you to have rough sex with him, what would you do?

sg

Hello Puerto Rican Drake Bell, Cory in the House, and the one with the uncreative last name! I've been listening since episode #0 but decided to start paying for this hate crime and figured I'd ask all of you a question: would you rather die and have everyone that would realistically be at your funeral fuck your rotting corpse OR be decapitated and your lifeless body keeps running around for a year raping people in the streets? Thanks!

The Grey Gamers

Hello Dehydrated race chameleon, limited urban dictionary, and alien fucking patient zero. How does it feel to know your about to go on a retarded rant about something stupid? P.s. I love and appreciate you like Whitney Wisconsin does her dogs.

Colin Nelson

Greetings you various shades of black and brown. What’s the worst song, album, or band you’ve had the terrible misfortune to hear?

Tony Squawk

Hey Derrick, Thomas, and rattle me bones. Would you wish me a happy birthday? Maybe you could also send me a shitty hallmark card?

God Hasn't Wiped Me From the Face of the Earth Because I Amuse Him Somehow

Greetings you lopsided creatures. I think I have a good question for you. You each are contacted by Donald Trump himself, he reveals to y'all that he's been a long time fan of all of you and has invited you to the White House. He's so much of a fan he grants each one of you a chance to commit one crime without repercussions of the law. What do you do?

Willem DaCortex

He Ho Fogile D'ulivo Fuckers. Here's a Hypothetical: what would you do if a Canadian Grizzly Bear disguised as a Hawaiian Chef attempts to sacrifice you via hammer to the chest and would proceed to plunge into said wound (sexually) if they're a successful?

FinnjaminBengaming

Hi duo long cocks and 6 inches short of optimal male height. Would ya'll ever consider being the bull for a cuck, and if so would ya'll do it for a best friend or even a member of this Podcast?

HeartlessWretch

I've heard you guys talk about the FEEEAAAR of space but have rarely hear you talk about the true last frontier the deep ocean. i once saw a BS documentary on the discovery channel about Merpeople and how they were just lurking right beyond the waves waiting to take over. As a dumb little Staten Island boy i constantly woke up in cold sweat fearing of the underwater uprising that was destine to come. i now know the documentary is fake but i've never trusted the ocean since. what are your crippling fears of the ocean? Merpeople? Giant tidal waves? or nothing at all ? Also glad my fellow celestial simp is doing ok. please stop dying Derek, you are too important to this podcast. id 100% simp for the Martian Queen from Duck Dodges as you would for Tali Zorah . we dont need earth bitches

A Level 1 Cleric

Praise be brothers. Are any of you into indie games and if so what are some of your favorites?

SirTopHat_III

Christopher Raymundo Gunther, Kingston T Sweenard, and Derrek “The Darkness” Blackman: I’ve recently gotten into Gunpla - Gundam plastic models - and it’s had me thinking, if you were to be copyrighted and subsequently commodified into a plastic model kit, how difficult would that model be to build and how posable would you be? Bonus points if you can come up with items that would come in the kit for you to pose with.

Jose Horrach

Hello my best and closest friends (but only in my fantasies)! Continuing the trend of very uncomfortable hypotheticals, what's would you do here? Your mom and girlfriend has switched bodies, and in order to switch them back you have to have sex to completion with one of them. So do you have sex with your girlfriend in your moms body, or do you have sex with your mom but in your girlfriends body? Death isn't an option.

Monke Chief

What are some bad habits you guys have that'd you wish to complain to each other about? (Etc. leaving the toilet unflushed, yelling too loud, small stuff like that.)

Keithicus Davidicus, Auspiciously Drowning Fortnite Players

Howdy Poster child for why lynching needs to come back, Milk chocolate fuckstick and Chris "Probably uses a Master Chief figurine as a dildo" Gay Run, how does it make you feel SpongeBob has been declared gay by Nickelodeon? And, on a less serious note, because of this stupid reveal, if you could write an episode of SpongeBob being they gayest little bottom bitch, how would the episode go? Best wishes from your very debilitated, autistic fanbase

Death Korps Guardsman (ATF's most wanted)

Aye DnDegenerate, Gaylo Fanboy and Derek "I'd hit that" Blackman. What is some relatively obscure thing you find yourself completely infatuated with, for me it has to be filk music. Filk is a genre of music best described as retro-sci-fi folk music, if you want more info, look it up or ask me. BTW my favorite song in the genre is "Dawson's Christian" from the album "Carmen Miranda's Ghost."

FrigidSpooketh

Hello Secretaries Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, and John Kerry. If you found a mystic phone that let you call someone from the afterlife, who would you call. And if you didn't want to call anyone, what would you do with the phone?

Tex the Gentle Giant

Hey, Oreo gang, do you have any plans to transition to different careers from YouTube, or do you plan on dunking on the libs when you're in your mid-40's?

She tasted like innocence

Hey chocolate thunder, master blackula and Miles morales, minus the part of him that makes him statistically fatherless..... What's the over/under bet that Derek Chauvin kills himself before his sentencing? All he has to do is claim to have dirt on someone in the democratic party, I'm sure Hilary would take care of the rest

MelficeOne

Hey there The Daddy, the Sween and the holy Blackguy If I promise a girl I'm hers and I get arrested and put out on probation - am I still hers or a property of the state?

Nielson Chapman

Fellas, For the next 5 years would you rather date a unbelievable smoke show who is bat shit crazy or an ugly woman with a 10 out of 10 for a personality. Keep in mind the smoke show may get you into terrible/dangerous situations and the ugly person you wake up to everyday and may be repulsed. Love the podcast keep it up

If TERF is a slur, then it's the only acceptable one

Hello emaciated Puerto Rican Spider-Man, overweight Brooklyn Spider-Man and Derrick. If you HAD to have sex with 2 people who’s combined ages add up to 28 years old, what would the ages of the 2 people be?

The Grey Gamers

Hello Dehydrated race chameleon, limited urban dictionary, and alien fucking patient zero. How does it feel to know your about to go on a retarded rant about something stupid? P.s. I love and appreciate you like Whitney Wisconsin does her dogs.

it played with its penis

What's up legal immigrant, not shot by cops yet, and future alien abductee. You've all just been convicted of some heinous crime but instead of the usual 25 to life you're being exiled for life to any country of your choosing. Which one would you pick and why?

Your Boi Miguel

Hello Chris, black and future arsonist what is the worst thing you have ever done to a person for your own personal gain?

7xcritical

Hello tom ray gun, Chris Sweeny, and guest What is your favorite and favorite game soundtracks and would you listen to them when not playing

Gary Framacceli

Good evening, big black, short stack, and wet back, I once heard some bullshit about how water in the artic can be below freezing cold but stay liquid because of salinity or tides or some bs. I also, more dubiously, heard that if one were to drown in freezing water your brain functionality could continue for several minutes after your heart stops. What would you think about in the unfeeling depths, as the frozen minutes after the agony of drowing spill into true darkness of death? I'd think of Sweeney's butt. ;)

Borgot

Howdy. I'm curious to know if there is any subjects or topics any of you are so knowledgeable of that it can be genuinely painful to try to discuss it with someone who isn't. Or if there is maybe some subject you know that you are horribly underinformed on or can't understand, that always makes you feel like a smoothbrained fool?

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Greetings-failed Puerto Rican porn Star Thomas the Reichsbahn tank engine, botched attempt at black hitler who likes to murder penguins with JFK’s ex wife’s dog’s horse’s sentient pelvic gurtle... how badly did Chris screw up pronouncing Reichsban? Also what do you think about the idea of being able to produce NPCs in videogames through inserting your semen and an egg into a machine which then gives birth to your sentient child in a videogame world. The children now live and frolic there growing up to be adults within this simulation. . (time is 20 years in simulation 1 year irl) you then open the game to the public as an online mmo on steam similar to elderscrolls/ they can kill, torture and rob NPCs at will. your moistest nightmare, -Luci Ps, Paul got into the crayons again and accidentally opened another portal to hell. we had to close it by crucifying then burning a future version of you...sorry, not sorry, you’ve got like 5 years and future you really lets himself go, jeez. We could barely nail him to the cross he got so fat.

Wash yo ass

Greetings Hispanic Hugh neutron, Derrick and Tom sweeny the golden god. What is the most horrifying thing that you seen on the internet? Mine is the remains of kid after getting eaten by piranhas and the painting Saturn devouring his son.

AllHandsOnDick

Hello 2 1/5 people, if you could execute anyone in any sick, fucked up, uncanny and unholy way, how would your fucked up minds kill his sorry ass

bat vermin the 10th

Hello the three autismo tourismos. This question goes for each of you, what saw-style torture room would you design for the other two in the trio?

JoJoely

Hello lads my question for you is this, you have the power to undo all of the shit of 2020 and start the year again and it is the best year of your life (basically a sequel to 2007) but it comes at the price of everytime you think of something bad you scream would you do it?

Jodi Nation

Question for all 3 but mostly Derrick since he appears to be the only one who is not a DYEL, What is your Bench, Squat and deadlift one rep maxes?

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace Of Parades

Hello Nigulus the first, Chris Gay Gun, and Otherkin Destroyer. My question is, if you were a human sized insect for a day, what would you do and how would you explain it to people the next day?

Pat Fusty

Hello the two men who were on the Rubin Report and the one that wasn't, if you were to rewrite Dante's Inferno/The Divine Comedy in your own image, what would you write as the punishment for the innermost circle of hell?

Zerowolf

Sup Goblin Hobgoblin and Bugbear. If you can change your race into anything from DnD what will it be the playable races

Definately not a foot fag

Hello raging narcissist, Black Chad and living embodiment of chaos. If you were dating someone who was dying of a rare disease, and the only way you could cure them would be to fuck an alien, would you do it?

JFK shot JFK

Hey Chihuahua Ray Gun, Some Black Labrador, and Saint Sweenard. I've been listening to your podcast on loop and it's been the only thing keeping me sane throughout my shift inspecting frozen corn; thank you eternally for that. My question for you is this, how would you go about disposing of a body if you had 24 hours notice that the police would raid your house? It can be anything, it just has to keep you from being arrested.

Moto Zealot

Wassup Gunrack, ShortStack, and ABigNegro. It's me, your favorite listener. If each of you were the sole immortal rulers of your own nations, what would said nations be like? What culture would your peoples have? Exports? Holidays? Average sex appeal? And would you 3 be allies? Or enemies?

PP_extendus

Hey Darky Dark and the monkey bunch, I have returned. What is your favourite celebrity involved murder? Mine is Matthew Broderick drunk af mowing down some family

King of Slaps

What the fuck is wrong with you Luci 😂

Vausty

Hello Cummy Chris, King Kingston, and Big Dicked Derrick, I live near Minneapolis and since things have been opening up somewhat here I have been seeing more and more dumbasses not wearing masks and packed bars and restaurants. What is it like where you guys are at? And how do you guys feel about people going out unmasked and whatnot? Also, could I hear your guys top three favorite movies?