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So, Tom Sweeny and I are moving into a new place next week! This means that we'll be doing a lot of manual labor and tedious bureaucratic work in the coming days. Rather than take a week off and just not do a podcast the week of the move, we've decided to record two shorter episodes (likely and hour and a half long) on Sunday and put them out as they correspond to the dates.

This way, no days are skipped and we'll be able to pack up that sensitive equipment earlier in our move. As such, this question thread will be open for the next week and we'll be relying on it for the next two episodes. So feel free to leave all sorts of dumb shit here. Next time you hear from us, it'll be in a new space. Hopefully nothing breaks. 

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Cataclysmic Cunt

Hello my trip of beautiful boys what in your opinion is the most hurtful but colourful insult you have hurled at someone?

SryMissJackson

Hello Snapple and Microsoft marketing teams stuffed into 5’4 skin suit, intense libido for Tali Zorah, and beacon for the deluded. If you could have one spinoff game to any existing franchise what would your spinoff game be about? I’ve been doing some story boarding for a spinoff game that takes place during the Great Schism where you play as Rtas ‘Vadum between the events of Halo 2 and Halo 3, and I’m really happy about it so far.

Pat Fusty

Hello Wrath, Gluttony, and Lust; if you were to recreate the part of hell that contains the Hitlers and Imagine Dragons of the world, what would you make the punishment? Thank you for the weekly entertainment that this miscarriage of a podcast has brought me.

Zorhan yelling change now into a 10yr boy on 9-11

Greetings my Syndrome, my other Syndrome, and Speedy Gonzalez. If you could at will shape shift between human and any one member of a fantasy or sci-fi species, but the process takes roughly 3 days of agonizing pain and you look like some progerian nightmare during that period, would you do it and what species would you choose? I'd pick Turian from Mass effect. Also Chris, can you get Count Dankula to voice Paul?

Future John Marston and the Z Rifle

I've been working through the pandemic with 1 day or less off per week. And its finally somewhat normalized. But now its june and i was hit with these weird repressed sad emotions. Also i'm a butcher for context and i may have become unhinged.

The Grey Gamers

Hello Dehydrated race chameleon, limited urban dictionary, and alien fucking patient zero. How does it feel to know your about to go on a retarded rant about something stupid? P.s. I love and appreciate you like Whitney Wisconsin does her dogs.

John Barlich

hey hey I got something to say to the broken ribbed bitch named sweeny why the fuck do you hate aliens you bigoted fucking emo. but seriously love you content and I love Derrick's black thighs and Chris's gay love for halo.

Keithicus Davidicus, Auspiciously Drowning Fortnite Players

Greetings poster child for lynching, frail goblin who'll struggle to lift most things and chocolate fudge Sunday with Hobbit hair sprinkles, if you could eradicate a single generation of the population, being 0-12,13-29,30-55,56-corpse which would you exterminate and how? if you choose your own age group you have a 50-50 chance of reverting to the previous generation or age rapidly to the generation above. For my second question which age of music is objectively more timeless the categories are the 60s the 70s the 80s the 90s into the early 2000s or modern?

Raw lunchables give you ADHD

Hi there Keith David, Keith David and the personification of the demented, inhuman noises that come out of PsychicPebbles' mouth. Time for another absurd hypothetical. God is feeling like an asshole again and decides to curse you for a single year for his entertainment, but you get the choice of which of the 2 curses to be afflicted with. The first curse is everyone you interact with has the horrid banshee voice of Hillary Clinton, the second is that you will see everyone with Hillary Clinton's vile, used up naked body. You cant kill yourself and you cant ask anyone to Pokemon Snap your neck to end it all. Which curse do you pick and why? All the best to you in these truly fucked up times.

apple

Hello big dick, little dick, and no dick I have a question what is the most stupid thing you heard someone say that you considered relatively smart

Tekksus

Dear anorexic Hispanic Nazi, Black Big Show, and the other one, if there was such a thing as hell, what specific torture would be styled to your specific lifestyle and hatreds. Personally I would be forced to watch old Ray William Johnson videos for eternity

huggerderek

What's chillin Jose Cuervo, Malt Liquor, and pina colada? So what are some of you guy's favorite non alcoholic drinks? Anywhere from soda to a specific type of juice. I love mountaim dew. Love you guys, and you all inspired me to be consistently doing my own podcast, the Huggercast, frequently for the last month. Peace out man scouts.

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Greetings-failed Puerto Rican porn Star Thomas the Reichsbahn tank engine, botched attempt at black hitler who likes to murder penguins with JFK’s ex wife’s dog’s horse’s sentient pelvic gurtle... how badly did Chris screw up pronouncing Reichsban? Also what do you think about the idea of being able to produce NPCs in videogames through inserting your semen and an egg into a machine which then gives birth to your sentient child in a videogame world. The children now live and frolic there growing up to be adults within this simulation. . (time is 20 years in simulation 1 year irl) you then open the game to the public as an online mmo on steam similar to elderscrolls/ they can kill, torture and rob NPCs at will. your moistest nightmare, -Luci

Boopsi Jo

Hello Pinto and the Cottons, of your own peculiar comments, what has been your favorite shock inducing quips that have left your victim mind boggled, laughing their ass off, angry, or all of the above, and if possible the story behind them. (I know mine is from a friend, we were remarking each other and he called me a grape picker, because of the whole Chavez thing in California)

William Irwin

Hey all! This is kinda long so apologies. If you want to trim some stuff out I get it. My question is for Tom and Chris. (Since I think I remember Derrick saying he wasn’t getting TLOU2 on launch) I’ve been playing The Last Of Us Part 2 recently and I’ve been enjoying it quite a bit. The story (while not as good as the first) is pretty solid in my opinion, though I admit there is one decision I’m kind of mixed on. Won’t say what for spoiler reasons. Not that I hate the decision it’s more it’s more of how it was done. The game has been getting a ton of backlash from the leaks, which I haven’t seen. Meta critic user reviews are bombing the game with negative reviews and IMDb it has (at the time of posting this a 5.2/10. And not super relevant but Mass Effect Andromeda has a 6.6/10 on IMDb and I feel pretty comfortable saying TLOU2 is an objectively better game). My question is how much shit do you think the game would be getting if the leaks never happened? I’m sure some people would be disappointed with certain decisions which is fine. But I just feel like people are complaining about not getting what they want. I personally didn’t want a sequel in the first place, but now that it’s here I’m enjoying the story and the gameplay is absolutely fantastic. I don’t think it needs to exist but since it does I’m just enjoying the experience. Good night and Sween dreams.

Sweenus Swingin’ His Dingus

Chris, pick this question to annoy Sween. Here’s the scenario: we find out there’s a sentient Aquaman style species living underwater that wants to come topside and punish us for polluting the ocean. At the same time, we find out that a race of aliens are invading. You have to team up with one of these factions to beat the other and survive. Which one do you pick? (PS, you cannot kill yourself)

Tardvark

I dont have a question but a comment. I'll up my donation to the max if Chris drops an uncensored nbomb during the podcast. You know you want to

Tony Squawk

My question is how much to see Chris do a backflip

Monke Chief

Hello Anorexic Bernie Sanders in His Early-Twenties, Shorter and Wider Al Simmons and One of Few Known Black Metalheads in the Universe. Which AAA video game publisher would you say has gotten better over the passed 2 years and which publisher has achieved the title as "Worst Publisher of the Passed 2 years"?

Higgle

What’s up you dang old fellas, what’s some weird shit you’ve seen at prior conventions? I really miss going to cons and love people watching when I go, and I always see some primo shit.

Just Monika

Hello Conjuration, Heavy Armor, and Sneak. If you had your own private island and a couple billion dollars, what would you do with it? Would you make Jeffrey Epstein proud, or try something different? Keep on being you, lots of love.

Ninja Fox

Hello boys. If you could have Keith David on the podcast, what question would you ask him?

DNR

Greetings, you walking and breathing birth control advertisements. If Donald Trump were to take up presidency for the rest of time and the only way to prevent this would be for you to have rough sex with him, what would you do?

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Greetings dugtrio of sensual sentient sex dolls? What’s the most polite way to steal a kidney? -Luci Also Ps, Paul got into the crayons again and accidentally opened another portal to hell. we had to close it by crucifying then burning a future version of you...sorry, not sorry, you’ve got like 5 years and future you really lets himself go, jeez. We could barely nail him to the cross he got so fat

If TERF is a slur, then it's the only acceptable one

Hello Extreme Sween and the music men. Seeing as it’s the new meme of the month, what would be the absolute minimum it would take for you three to work as waiters at Femboy Hooters, booty shorts and all. It can be ANYTHING (money, objects, powers, once in a life time opportunities, etc.) Just to spice things up, in this hypothetical scenario the only opting out is death.

She tasted like innocence

Hey chocolate thunder, master blackula and miles Morales, minus the part of his ethnicity that would make him statistically fatherless.... Listing all the reasoning for my point would take way too long so I'll skip to the point....Mass effect Andromeda isn't a bad game, in fact it's fucking great. I went back and played it recently, and once all the negative hype surrounding the animations was passed me, I found I really liked the game. I implore you guys to do the same if you haven't

Arod the goon king

Hello soon to be bear pants, a racially ambiguous corpse with glasses and an angel, thank you for hating my name last week I had a good laugh from that. My question is if one of you became a zombie while making the podcast what weapons or fighting style would you use to protect yourself. The weapon has to be something within the building you are in and the fighting style can be any fighting style fiction or not and you do not have to know it prior to this event.

JFK shot JFK

Hey Chihuahua Ray Gun, Some Black Labrador, and Saint Sweenard, as a gameist I mostly play grand strategy games like Civilization and Stellaris because I shake like Michael J. Fox and don't do well in more reflex reliant games. This got me wondering, are there any grand strategy games you all play?

Wretched Spawn

(Topic: Testing Your Love of Keith David) Sup Stark Trio, Here's a short and sweet question. If Keith David came out as a furry and said he'll ONLY act in anthropomorphized animal roles in the future (both for animated films and live-actions films, in HIS custom-made fursuit), would you guys still be a fan of him? (don't try to avoid or lawyer out of the answering the question, especially you, Sweeny. Take the question as is). Have fun answering.....*insert Vincent Price laugh from Thriller* Stay Frosty :D

Wash yo ass

Hey 2 dudes 1 goblin Who are your most hated characters in any media

it played with its penis

What's up manic hispanic, howard jones and alt-right closet homosexual, what's the dumbest reason why you've had to end a relationship? My last girlfriend couldn't comprehend nor tolerate that I'm atheist (she was latina AND baptist so apparently church is in their DNA) and wouldn't drop it so I had to drop her, which is a shame because she was fuckin' slammin'. Lovin' the podcast btw guys, keep up the great work.

Inedible Trout

Hello 2 men and a baby, Which of the Village People do you identify with sexually?

Emperor Palpatine

Dear podcastes what is the meanest thing you have ever done /said to someone just to spite them

Dekayto

Hello Ethnic Chris Redfield, withered Leon Kennedy, and The live action Albert Wesker. If you could replace one holiday on a global scale, what would it be? The holiday is just as widely celebrated as it was originally. Imagine replacing christmas with “Keith David appreciation day”.

Dekayto

Hey Good Fat, Bad Fat, and dear lord chris i’m calling an ambulance please eat something, if you could make a sequel to any movie, what would the shitty plot be?

ButteredButter

Hey small, medium, and large, what's the dumbest thing you've ever done that you thought was a good idea at the time?

DovahKing

Hey Keith David, Deith Kavid and Kevid Davith, what is the most attractive name you have heard/made up, and what is the least attractive name you have heard?

7xcritical

Hello keith david, Keith david, and tom Sweeny aka Keith David What is in your opinions is a movie that should have been better

The Witness pulling out his Final Shape

Hello, Hive Knight, Ogre, and Exploding Thrall, if you could get any gun or weapon from Destiny or any game in general and it's real what you get and what is your favorite weapon in Destiny? Mine would be the Sleeper Simulate.

The Wreckers adaptation but scored by Mick Gordon

Hello SomeblackPrime, Negatron and christesson. Is there anything about Transformers that you enjoy? Toons, films, comics, etc. Also Optimus Prime is only alive by a paradox. Do with that knowledge as you will.

JohnnySausage

Hello halfling, dark elf, and orc. If sweeny had Cole Macgrath's powers from infamous how quickly would he mike pence the world?

Mr Tape

Hey there chicken little, fish-out-of-water, and master runt of litter. How did each of you think of the final fantasy 7 remake and how it compared to the original?

Trippy_toaster

If you need packing tips I was a professional mover before the Rona got me fired.

Moto Zealot

Hello Shortstack, RayShaq and Abignegro. It's me, everyones favorite (and that's canon) Consider the Following: You are going to create a monster and have all the knowledge and resource necessary. What kind of monster/cryptid do you make? Of the 3 of your horrid horrific creations. Which one would win in a fight. [Addendum for puerto rican's who will attempt to lawyer his way to an overpowered monster: • The creature cannot use external weapons (like firearms) • The creature cannot operate vehicles •The creature is limited in size to that which would fit in a lab sized building (4 stories max) •Any mind powers must be limited in time and range]

Moto Zealot

Hello Queef David, Keith Daydick, and Chris. Would you rather: Involentarily eat your own ass anytime you are frustrated Or Involentary piss on the person your talking to any time you flirt [Addendum for buttheads who wanna lawyer outta this one too: Shut the fuck up there is no way outta this even if you wear a metal castidy belt you will either piss through the metal in a glorious jet stream, or chew through it so your tounge can plung into your sphincter. ]

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Good Morrow Hispanic P Lovecraft and his 2 cats, Bit of a simple one but any fun arcade stories? All of the arcades near me either shut down or got turned into shitty ticket arcades and with the current situation of the world those probably won't last long either so hearing fun shit about arcades puts me at ease Cheers!

Rose

If you could cause a world altering event to take place what would it be? It can ignore all reason and be completely out there

Josmar Gonzalez

Hey chris, sween and derek this is not a question i wanted to say to thank you your podcast make my day way better when im workin and soon my dog will be put down to old age and im extremely sad but your podcast will help me think about it less and i thank you guys i appreciate all of yalls work thank you.

DundurHead

Hello Keith David, smaller Keith David, and Keith Davids Skeleton, what is the worst experience you can recall, be it painful, awkward, or cringe as hell.

PP_extendus

Hey 2nd rate cast of tropic thunder, what's the most dissapointing sequel you've played, recently mine was TLOU2 but forever it's been Mass Effect 3, the game and story I genuinely loved and then the ending took a big shit on it just like naughty dog

james passmore

Hey clever Hispanic wizard Mikey moist mouth and emo negro. Since Star Wars games are on my mind recently what’s your favorite Star Wars game? And also what is your dream Star Wars game?

MFingWhiterunGuard

Hey there Abby, Joel, and Golf Club. I'm stuck in sad lonely bitch mode, how do I get over breakups and shit?

Gus-Bus

Hey Chris, Derrick, and the fat one. What would you rather attempt to live through: a societal collapse or a full blown alien invasion?

California's Favorite Gringo

Sup Boys, with all the political shit going on I wanted to ask if you were given the task to take down/destroy one of those treasonous confederate monuments how would you go about doing it; angry mob, explosives, etc , and what would you put up in it's place, it could be anything? P.S. thanks for all the great content y'all always get me to violently cackle every episode.

Vausty

Hey there Big Dicked Derrick, black Chris Farley, and Dobby's taller, skinnier, older half brother! Love y'all! Anyways, growing up I lived by this neighborhood kid who would microwave his hampers because he said they were "cold," and then fucking explode. OR put his cats in the freezer for hours until they froze to death because they were "hot." He also tried to show me him shoving throwing darts up his fucking dick hole before I barrelled over to my house to tell my mom the neighborhood kid was shoving darts up his urethra. I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PLAY GOLDENEYE! anyways, do you guys have any good stories about that ONE kid in your neighborhood growing up? You know the kind of kid. Hope all is well! ❤️ you three

icehot1

Hello sexy thighs, sexy lips and sexy jaw line. When I was 8 I almost accidentally hung my self in front of my friend, have any of you ever almost met your demise at the hand of your own stupidity? Also Derrick I highly recommend checking out a song called god of nothingness by moonshade. Love the podcast and sending good vibes from Iceland.

Tony Squawk

what do you three bags of bullshit think about the Titanfall 2 campaign

KingOfHaphazard

What’s goin’ on Sween Machine, Protein Peen, and Lean Green Bean? With the divisive release of Last Of Us 2 a couple days ago, I think it’s time to talk about sequels/remakes/remasters again. What are some remasters/sequels that are worse than the original? How about games that shouldn’t be remastered because they would be worse? For me, Tony Hawk’s Underground for the PS2 springs to mind because of how much childhood nostalgia I have in that game. Love the show, you guys are great. Totally not simping

Greenbarista

Hey guys, been listening to the podcast since you started doing it weekly and finally decided to throw you dudes some cash, my question is what do you think about EA moving their games back to steam and how it could effect other first party storefronts? All I care isthat titanfall has more players. Keep up the podcast you make work a lot funnier for me.

Can't Stop, Addicted to the Thick Dick

Howdy Chris, Tom and Derrick. If you woke up in a giant jar while a colossal Ricky Berwick looked down upon you, giggling malevolently, would you accept your fate, or attempt to escape the jar?

Jose Horrach

Hey there you handsome gentlemen? Can Puerto Ricans such as Chris or myself say the N word? Being from Brooklyn, I just thought it was understood that we can, but now I'm hearing is up for debate. So what do you guys think?

Deith Kavid

Howdy, Puerto Rican pancake and H.P Lovecraft's cats. You get a million dollars but, whenever you look at a woman's tits, ass, or crotch, you get LASER vision. Yes, the LASER hurts people.

Ebsalom

Hey Icecream Sandwich, I hope all three of your pieces are doing well in this move of yours. If you could inhabit the body of somebody you've personally met for one hour, who would you pick and what would you do in this time? During this hour, you will have two distinct and easily accessible sets of memories/experiences in your mind; one for you and your host, in case you want to access their bank account, social media, etc.

OriginalRubes

Hey Little Character, Large Eldrich Being, and Guitar Master Pussy Smasher, hope everything's doing good with y'all. I was wondering if you guys had any fun/wacky stories that you haven't shared on the podcast already, because they bring light to my depressed soul. I can share one for example; one time when I was a kid, a friend fell asleep at a sleep over, and my other friend and I that was there at the time, convinced him that we watched porn on the TV the night before and he was DEVASTATED that he missed it. Thanks so much for the amazing content, keep up the amazing work. (By the way, my name is Smough the Executioner from Dark Souls, not the dragon from The Hobbit.)

00Dolphin

Hello hunter, brute, and jackal. What is a game that is not well known but you believe can go up against a bunch of the mainstream titles, for example I played RiME recently and it’s an incredibly well made puzzle game that I had never heard of before I found it on game pass. what is your unknown gem?

Sam

Banished bois

Logan

Big fan of you guys. Anyway, what are some of your favorite video game bosses and why?

Tenebomb

I don't have a question I literally just donated to call you all degenerates for pronouncing Mugen wrong, Its MU-GEN not MYU-GEN, jeez i can feel my frontal lobe collapse more every time I hear you guys say it.

Andrew

Where is this week's episode? (Also, can you please plug my GoFundMe?)

Andrew

Thank you so much!