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QUESTIONS THREAD! (Patreon)

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2020-07-12 05:02:26
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2026-06

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Vausty

Hey there Big Dicked Derrick, black Chris Farley, and Dobby's taller, skinnier, older half brother! Love y'all! Anyways, growing up I lived by this neighborhood kid who would microwave his hampsters because he said they were "cold," and then they would fucking explode. OR put his cats in the freezer for hours until they froze to death because they were "hot." He also tried to show me him shoving throwing darts up his fucking dick hole before I barrelled over to my house to tell my mom the neighborhood kid was shoving darts up his urethra. I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PLAY GOLDENEYE! anyways, do you guys have any good stories about that ONE kid in your neighborhood growing up? You know the kind of kid. Hope all is well! ❤️ you three

somerandomdude

Sween, Chris and Derek have you seen the Goya controversy? And how conservatives are eating beans to own the libs.

Ian Nicksic

Hello, Hispanic HiddenXperia Sociopath And Last Functioning Braincells Of The Podcast If you had to choose one torture method to be inflicted on you, for your war crimes against humanity, what would they be? No you can't kill yourself, And also I want to extend a sincere thank you for the literal hours of laughs you've given me since starting the podcast back up. Gotten me through a lot of shit days at work, Also Patreon is gay, my name isn't Ian, its Austin or "Keith David"

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Greetings-failed Puerto Rican porn Star Thomas the Reichsbahn tank engine, botched attempt at a black batman, ie blackman what do you think about the idea of being able to produce NPCs in videogames through inserting your semen and an egg into a machine which then gives birth to your sentient child in a videogame world. -Luci

Jon, White Boy Extraordinaire

Hello Chris, Derrick and Sween, this will be my last question for a while as I recently enlisted in the IDF. What is one story you have that is so weird we're likely not to believe it?

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Hello emergency rations, anorexic hemophiliac hobbit and botched Brazilian hitler clone I’m the accidental child you had with that girl when you were really drunk, will you ever love me daddy? Also Gertrude really wants child support

SryMissJackson

G’day Snapple and Microsoft marketing teams stuffed into 5’4 skin suit, intense libido for Tali Zorah, and beacon for the deluded. If you could have one spinoff game to any existing franchise what would your spinoff game be about? I would kill many an innocent man for an Rtas’ Vadum spin-off game. Cheers from Boston!

Ben Douglass

Hey there, My-Norities! Is there an album that, no matter how much you listen to it, you always enjoy? Been listening to this podcast since the beginning and am super excited that you 3 are continuing to grow more and more each episode! Thank you guys for being a small light in an otherwise bleak 2020! Also, Sweeney, UPLOAD ON YOUTUBE, FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING PURE AND WONDERFUL IN THIS LIFE.

Kingston's Long Lost Guatemalan Son

Hello Chris, Derek, and Sween the Alien Killing Machine, do you have any stories of dealing with shitty customers while working?

BenManVibin

Hello someblackguys and gun What's your thought on Virtual Youtubers and any chance we'll see any content from you guys but as Vtubers?

shit, wait, circle back to me.

hey papis just wondering if you have some good music recommendations in general, and if you’ve heard any great albums that dropped this year, much love to you all happy to be finally supporting the podcast as a patron ❤️

Pigimees

Hey Puerto Rican holocaust survivor, closeted serial killer and white collar criminal Would you rather liquify a baby in a blender and consume said substance or do the same to a litter of puppies Ps you cant kill yourself.

el.brollo.loco

Hello fellow Angelinos. What is your favorite food spot you’ve only seen in L.A. Mine’s Salsa & Beer in Van Nuys. Thanks for the content guys!

King of Slaps

Hey hispanic sorcerer, dark paladin & black barbarian (you know who you are) I'm a bit buzzed right now watching the UFC fights losing my money because I make terrible financial decisions, & I was wondering if any of you have made terribly high stakes bets like me big loses or big wins if you wanna make me feel more like shit please share them all Have a wonderful day & fuck me softly 💕😘

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Sup Kieth David, Keith David, and the idiot Kieth David that doesn't think animals have empathy. It's always a pleasure listening to you fucks dick around for a hour or two especially while I'm working. My question for you is if you've ever had an outrageously unpleasant experience meeting someone who you looked up to or admired whether that person be actually famous or a part of the YouTube community. Stay salty.

John Lang

Hello to my future rape Victims. I been following to podcast for while now. I love the show. So my question relates to the transformers which I surprised you guys haven’t talked about yet. The question is if you were a transformer what would you transform into, will you be an autobot or a Deceptacon, what colors would you be etc. basically if you were playing a transformers game where you can create your transformer. Again love the show. Bye

Hiroshima's Spicy Mushrooms

Hey Salarian, Krogan, and Jacob Taylor. I listen to your podcast all the time as my job in the military has me flying cross-country every week. Did any of you ever consider joining the military at any point? Also what fictional military would you want to join and why? PS:As a religious Mass Effect fan, when do you guys plan on locking Sween in a closet with nothing but the completion of the trilogy to buy his freedom?

Zerowolf

What up bleach, fire, and black what will you do if you had the power to turn invisible but you need to be naked to use it

Moto Zealot

Hey pp heads. If you were to design a monster. What kind would you make? Which one of your monsters would win in a fight?

Eve

Hey Alpha, Beta and Omega. Would you rather have nipples for fingers or fingers for nipples? You can't have the finger nipples removed btw.

Cocksucker

Wassup Derrick, Sween, and skeleton with hair! I’m wondering what actor(s) you feel like are under appreciated. I absolutely love Bruce Campbell, who is also perfect casting for Sully from Uncharted in my opinion. And I swear, if guys say Keith David I’ll reign so much pain on this planet I will have to create a whole new reality to live in. I love Keith too😘 please stay out of each others butts in the new place boys!

Raw lunchables give you ADHD

Hey Keith David, larger Keith David and the Manic Hispanic Panic. Instead of the usual hypotheticals of the demented I'll give you a question that's inside the realm of sanity. What is your favorite video game boss fight?

Andrew

Thanks for shouting out my fundraiser last week. Sorry for hijacking your platform to beg for money.

Ryan

For sweeny, what do you think is the best Kanye album?

John Barlich

hello my two hard R's and anorexic little Hispanic man. I got a moral question for y'all would you rather a famous actor who is type cast to play Hitler no matter the movie or would you rather be homeless and a very tiny percent of a chance of being related to someone famous and they put you in there will.

Tex the Gentle Giant

How's it going, oreo gang? You'll be glad to know your podcast is the one I listen to immediately after I beat my schween. Here's my question: What three men do you like to listen after busting a phat nut?

The Kingdom of Cumalot

Greetings all. If you had to translate your real life as an RPG what does your character sheet look like? (Do you specialize in Strength, Intelligence, Charisma/What are your perks and abilities etc.?) I think its a fun way to evaluate yourself. Thanks for the laughs and take care!

Ebsalom

Good day Keith David, David Scully, and Robert John Davi. What is, genuinely, the nicest thing that another person has done for you during your lifetime? We're also less than ten days away from Infinite's campaign reveal at Xbox 20/20. Exciting times! PS: Martin O'Donnell is the reason that Sergeant Johnson was killed.

Sweeny's Magic Weenie

Hello you three purveyors of all that is evil, I have a hypothetical question for you! Due to weird legal contrivances, you are now the unquestioned dictator of a country of your choice. What is your first act as Supreme Ruler, and how will you make the rest of the world your bitch?

She tasted like innocence

Hey Lil Keith David, Big Keith David and fucking worthless nazi.... Mass effect Andromeda isn't a bad game, change my mind!! To provide some context without over explaining, I recently went back and played it and it's not nearly as bad as I remember, I implore you guys to do the same. I believe early negative hype surrounding some aspects like certain terrible character models over exaggerated the bad qualities of what isn't an overall awful game

Monke Chief

Hello there Keith David, Keith David, and Keith David of lower melanin composition. If a race of Mole-People were to rise from beneath the Earth and demand peaceful civil integration, what would you do to prevent Sweeney from committing a genocide? Or would you let him take the lives of several innocent people? P.S. Sweeney you can't kill yourself

i used to be schizophrenic but now we're fine

Wassup We Are The End, Green Day and K-dot: if the three of you goofballs were to start a band together, who would play what instrument and what kinda music would you make?

SannyMask

How's it going top cookie, stuffing and bottom cookie, good to hear another podcast from you. My question is as stupid as my introduction but it's been a long debate between my friends and is love to hear what you think. Do you put your socks or pants on first when getting dressed and are you a complete psychopath for putting your pants on first?

The Wreckers adaptation but scored by Mick Gordon

Bah weep Gragnah wheep ni ni bong (Hello) Niggatron, Sweenwave and ShockRay! Are any of you wonderous boys fans of Transformers? If so, which aspect of the franchise? I've been getting into the 2006-2018 IDW comics continuity. Be forewarned, the fandom is just as Austsy as the Sonic one.

Keith David

Greetings fellow victims of the wrong American timeline, what are your thoughts on vocaloid as a musical medium?

Sumner Nelson

Greetings and salutations my oppressed friends. If you were in a zombie apocalypse and it was only you and your significant other you’d been with for multiple years, would you fight to the death for them? My answer is yes, however that may only be due to my maximum simpage. Best wishes to you lonesome lumps.

huggerderek

What's poppin Captain Crunch Ray Gun, SomeBooBerry, and Cinnamon Toast Sweeny! What are some of you guy's favorite breakfast cereals? Love you guys and you all inspire my creativity and are a huge influence on the content i make! 😀

Sweenus Swingin’ His Dingus

What’s up Keith David, Keith David and Keith David! Besides the aforementioned Arbiter, who would you kill to have guest on the podcast?

Pat Fusty

Listen fat, what the hell is wrong with the Mass Effect 2 DLCs on PC? After the praise that Derrick gave the series, I purchased the trilogy of steam and was wanting to get the DLCs as well. Also, who was your favorite squad members in the series?

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

buenas noches Fat Albert, Dumb Donald and non-existent hispanic character from Fat Albert. What are some of the worst pranks you have been on the receiving end of? I was once barred from a pub i would go to frequently as a prank by a friend who worked there, only for them to be fired, before they had the chance to unban me. I am still banned to this day.

Gucci gang, my gooch is gangrene

Hey, some black Keith david, Sweeny David, and Keith Ray Gun, a lot of creative insults are thrown around this podcast frequently, so what is the WORST thing youve called somebody

Shnee

Hello Chris, Derrick and Big momma I just found out today that this girl i had a crush on's boyfriend has been cast as young master chief in the upcoming halo series (its on imdb and everything), im sure my chances with her are over but im wondering what your guys opinions are on the show. Sorry for the bad English im not foreign just retarded

Moto Zealot

Hey pphead, doodoohead, and a cool metal head. Im in the hospital due to a dirtbike wreck i dont renember so consider this question as being submitted by the Make a Wish Foundation. [I got a broke wrist and liver lasheration] Anyway. Halo Infinate is due to reveal gameplay on the 21st this month and a beta is rumored. What are your top 3 biggest hopes and buggest concerns

The Grey Gamers

Dear, Aids riddled skeletor, clown fake crimes, and Alien fucker. If you hit a clown with a baseball bat do you think the sound would be a bonk honk or a honk bonk?

Emperor Palpatine

To the negromancer his porterical thral and 3rd wheel What is the meanest thing you have done or said just to hurt someone

The Grey Gamers

Hello Hannibal lecture, Arbiter's cum sock, and The great melanin wizard. What are your favorite line from a character in the halo series.

7xcritical

Hello derrick some regular guy, chris has a gun, and TOM SWEENY HATER OF EVERYTHING What are some games and movies you are exited for right now

PP_extendus

Hello fellow imps. Ghost of Tsushima is coming up on friday. Chris Gay blaster I heard you talk about it on sacred symbols for a little bit but personally im pretty hyped on the game just want to know your opinion. Derrick and Sweenard can weigh if theyd like

The Shambling Corpse of Ronald Mcdonald

Hello black guys and Chris You can have any super power but your most hated person get that exact same power . You both turn into a super villain/ super hero . Whatever party you choose the other person has the opposite ex. You choose superhero your most hated person is your villain vise versa. What superpower do you choose .

Da White Devil

Hey thin mint crew! If you had to have a album play for the rest of your life which one would it be? Ps if you just say you would kill yourself the music will fallow you into the afterlife.

Jose Horrach

Greeting my fellow minority brothers, So do we feel bad for Will Smith, or is he officially the meme of the year? This poor guy is getting CLOWNED on daily for the Red Table interview.

Aaron Alvarez

Hello ethnic Ed, Edd n Eddy, I wanted to ask if you think Kanye west running for president is proof that the simulation is failing or if this is the mark of the end times?

Caz

Hey there Skinny Jeans, Cuckboy and Live Leak, what are your thoughts on the price of games increasing to $70 with the next gen? I personally think it's long overdue but I know I'm in the minority with that take.

Wash yo ass

Hello Puerto Rican Hugh neutron arbiters biggest simp some metal guy what’s your thoughts on f is for family on Netflix

Rushanish

Hello Hispanic Holocaust survivor, Derrick the blackest of men, and the only black member of the Kool Kids Klub. If you found your self in the fallout universe what faction would you join. Ps Sweeney you can’t kill yourself you troglodyte imp.

A Level 1 Cleric

Praise helix brothers. If you manage to get Keith David on the show, do you think you could get him to read all the names of your patrons at the end? I for one would love to hear some depraved shit like "Caillou's cum filled eye sockets " in his voice.

Lu10net Lipton’s Famous Wyverns Debunking the Pussyhat Incident of 2017

Hello 1st place, 2nd place and DISQUALIFIED from the oppression olympics. My question is what are your favorite Disney movies? WRONG! It’s The Princess and the Frog because it features our Lord and Savior, Keith David. My top 3 are: The Lion King Aladdin Atlantis: The Lost Empire Keep up the good show and please repeat the following in your best Solid Snake impression: “The 3/5’s compromise? That’s way too generous.”

Hee Larvey Boswald

Hello my favorite auditory authors of devilish destruction! What is a story or event that you have witnessed that was so stupidly unbelievable that you never bothered telling anyone because no one would believe you??

Cm

Hello, What's the worst roommate/housemate story that you guys have? This didn't happen to me but one of my friends used to complain that his housemates wouldn't throw the garbage out and they got a rat infestation. They ended up catching TWENTY-THREE rats in their house. Stay safe putos

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace Of Parades

Hello Jolly old Dipshits, Me here. I was wondering if any of you have ever worked in foodservice before and, if so, what horrid stories do you have from it?

bat vermin the 10th

Greetings tall gollum, beefy uruk, and not-so-beefy uruk, syndrome-n-word kid here. How would each of you design a saw-style torture chamber for the other two hosts? love the show, keep up the amazing work, and if you want a pergola built let me know.

Lord Zedd cucks Rita with Goldar

Hello reasons I question my own morality! I wanted to ask, what are some of the dumbest decisions made by video game companies that made you think “I could do a better job than these assholes!”? For me personally Konami and pachinko machines. Need I say more.

ThemThemTheyTheyThem

Hello sociopathic dark phoenix, Puerto Rican professor X And Sex haver. What games have the best grappling hooks? Regards, English retard.

Definately not a foot fag

Hello my favorite podcasters! I was wondering if you would consider making a full length version of that bop that bussy song? I think it could be a smash hit. Anyways thanks for the podcasts. It brings me much joy hearing you guys every week and I really look forward to it

it played with its penis

What's up Chris Ray Gun, Some Black Guy and Some Fat Black Guy. As I grew up I became less of a tit man and more of an ass man but more recently I've become more attracted to Asian women and they prefer to have big ol' jugs over a big ass, and as a result I'm reverting to being more of a tit man again. With that in mind, are you guys tit men or ass men and why?

My Name Is Tom Sweeney And I Hate The Grays

Hey there Hispanic! At The Disco, Mr Liveleak and ASpecificEbonyIndividual. I have a question specifically for the resident space bigot but the rest can answer. If you become a warlock patron what kind of power would you grant your warlocks and what tasks would you ask them to do.

YesMan246

Hey there Latin Gollum, Xenophobic Biggie Smalls, and Kieth David’s forgotten son, what are you’re favorite comic arcs.

Dekayto

Hello derrick, the one and only host of the snark tank podcast, i saw some pictures of you on twitter and it got me thinking... what’s the most dangerous thing you’ve done on 4th of july?

Greenbarista

Greetings gentleman, with the next season coming soon what do you think of the TV show The Boys on Amazon, and in addition, what do you think about more superhero content with a more grounded or gritty take on the genre. Love the content, update the discord link Chris.

Abe Lincoln didn't want to watch the play anyways

Help I am stuck in florida, the state that now has the highest amount of daily coronavirus cases because the florida man mentality has spread like a disease. What's the weirdest "florida man" type shit you've seen irl?

Can't Stop, Addicted to the Thick Dick

yo hip hop anti christ, crypt keeper and interspecies sex guru. got a question for Tom. What would you do if Kieth David came out as a furry clown?

sg

Greetings latin Rumpelstiltskin, black gnome and yogi bear, as you all are one of the more diverse podcast i wanted to ask you all, what experiences of irl racism have you all experienced and how did you respond? Personally, as a sexy Colombian man, I lived in a Latino dominate neighborhood and it wasn’t till i got a job in a different city that i experienced any, with my boss occasionally calling me/other latinos mexican, a vandalist, a thief, and poor. Thanks, Jesús.