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Episode 30 - Question Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-07-16 11:50:37
Edited:
2020-07-24 07:34:21
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Episode 30 is on the horizon. Lightning round. We're going to try and get to every single question this week so write your questions with brevity in mind! It's a doozy! 

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james passmore

Hello Hispanics and black, what would you do if the sun exploded right now? How would you spend your last 8 minutes on earth?

Emperor Palpatine

What is the worst thing you have done/said to someone

Sweenus Swingin’ His Dingus

What’s cracking Earthling Nationalist, Celestial Simp, and Amoeba That Was Cursed with Sentience! Would you rather know how you are going to die or when you are going to die?

My Name Is Tom Sweeney And I Hate The Grays

Hey there guys, I remember someone asking this on Chris' channel but I want to know everyone's answer Would you rather see your parents have sex forever or join in once to make it stop Ps:no third option bullshit so death is not an option

Raw lunchables give you ADHD

Hello Keith David, slightly more robust Keith David and the emaciated personification of the inhuman noises that come out of Psychicpebbles' mouth. What is the most vile, reprehensible meal you have ever had the misfortune of eating? Conversely, what is the best meal you have ever eaten? Something so divine you'd murder orphans on the verge of being adopted just to get a taste of it again. All the best, hopefully you funny fellas dont catch the plague.

Fresh & Chimp

Hey you Snapple loving skeleton, mustache less Neil deGrasse Tyson, and the guy who looks like Eric July. What's your favorite bands and why is it Blink-182. Thank you and love you 😘

John Barlich

if God is so big why won't he fight. Rose's is red violets is blue why won't that bitch mary give me head. then to my two hard R's and little bity portican boi what is one thing you would do if this covid thing was done with right now I go to Canada and get out of the country.

DundurHead

Hello Keith David, smaller Keith David, and Keith Davids Skeleton, what is the worst experience you can recall, be it painful, awkward, or cringe as hell.

Colin Moriarty

Hey there funky Hispanic and his chocolate dynamic. as someone who used to work at goodwill, I had my fair share of odd experiences working the donation center. From people donating military grade ammo, to a live hand grenade to an antique pot that was radioactive(I'm dead serious). My question to you guys is this: what are some of your weirdest work experiences or encounters? Thanks for the laughs

Trippy_toaster

If a fist full of snacks was shoved up your anus and fed to you later, what snack would you pick?

Andrew Johnson

Good morning deplorables, what are the most embarassing or shameful moments of your careers, on YouTube or off?

MelficeOne

Hey there The Daddy, The Black Guy and the Holy Sween (the holy Snarkinity) , Since Chris claimed he could have singlehandedly saved the Halo Franchise, what other franchises could you all have saved? (Games, Films, Comics Whatever)

Gamecontroller25

Sup fools. As a guy that lives I Dayton Ohio I gotta say, we have some weird shit happen sometimes. For example, a group of KKK members had a rally in our downtown area, but it was fenced off and guarded by police. So of course there was a huge protest about it that I was able to attend, but was later yelled at by my mom for going cause she saw multiple videos of me at the protest. Keep doing what you guys do and Chris you only brought more hell on yourself for upping the producer tier.

She tasted like innocence

Hey Lil Keith David, Big Keith David and Hispanic Nazi Wizard Keith David. Agree or disagree to this : Actions and jokes such as blackface or saying the dreaded N word DO NOT carry implicit moral context or automatically make you a bad person. They, like every other action and word In the world, are morally neutral actions that are entirely context dependant.

Zachary Parsley

If we breathed oxygen through our genitalia....how hard would it be to snorkel....

Ebsalom

G'day Oreo. What's the nicest thing that somebody has ever done for you? PS: Xbox 20/20 is quickly approaching!

SannyMask

Hey guys, not really a question just wanted each of you to know that your podcasts make my days at work seem shorter and I appreciate and love all of you for all your work, effort and all the laughs.

Cataclysmic Cunt

Hello beautiful Bois and the best new streamer out there, what is the insult that is the most colourful or that you are the most proud of?

the Blampy that Dangles

Hello child, parental figure, and touchy uncle. Would you rather own a mysticsl ancient weapin of great power, that many will attempt to kill you over. Or would you rather be convincingly slandered as an associate of the atomwaffen division, a white nationalist Nazi political group. After 5 years it gets proven false in court, you win some cash compensation and your name is restored, but for those 5 years no one believes you when you tell them it's fake. Sorry if this sounds too specific or weird. P.S I hope you guys are doing good, Its been tough out here. Keep doing what you do :D

Lord Zedd cucks Rita with Goldar

Hello tiny boi , hateful spirit, and chill guy. Would you rather, only be able to jack off to furry hentai or every time you have sex a bunch of furries appear and watch you. Cant bitch out of either scenarios.

shit, wait, circle back to me.

hey you fucking pussies tell me if this is weird or not cause my family hates me for it: I eat breakfast cereal with a slice or two of american yellow cheese on the side and it tastes very good particularly with Captain Crunch. tell me if i’m weird and tell me any weird disgusting food combos you guys have

Piotr Tchaikovsky's Sween lake

Hello king piccolo to lin-manuel Miranda's kami and the two people who can become Keith David by using the potara earrings. I want to ask Derrick, how long did he stay in Greece and if he liked it or not. Also Chris the last time you read one of my questions in episode 17 you reffered to me as "some Russian name that I cannot read for the life of me". I wanted to let you know that it's fucking Greek. Love you guys. Peace.

David Lewis

Yo Rhris Caygun, Som Tweeny, and Dome Black Man Serrick ! I feel like there isn't enough talk of delicious food so.. What's y'alls favorite gross fair food? I'm talking deep fried butter, funnel cakes ect. Personally I opt for a smoked and then deep fried bacon wrapped turkey leg. Discuss

Joshua Cain

Tom Sweeny, what is wrong with you? I know you've said something horrible by the time you get to this question

Decwood

Hello, Snapple's Marketing Team Disguised as Chris Big Bang Theory fan clubs president And Derrick Last episode you guys spoke about the anti mask crowd Reminded me of my family being those same people What exactly is something that YOUR families have done that are just objectively stupid decisions? Love you all Austin

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Hello botched project, Mike Tyson’s sentient cum sock , and progerian murder fetish Goku is essentially retarded Superman. If you were goku how would you deal with corona? Take into account the fact that you are now actually retarded. also for Tom Sweeney, I’m the accidental child you had with that girl when you were really drunk, will you ever love me daddy? Gertrude really wants child support. -Luci

huggerderek

What's poppin Captain Crunch Ray Gun, SomeBooBerry, and Cinnamon Toast Sweeny! Huggerderek back at it again with another food question! What are some of you guy's favorite breakfast cereals? Mine are Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Capn Crunch Berries. Side note i have started a podcast called Huggercast and have been pretty consistent with uploading it after being heavily inspired by you guys. You guys inspire me every day. Love you all!

Zerowolf

What up Black, Big Black, and Blinded by the Light. You are cursed by a witch to transform into animal of your choosing every full moon you choose what animal and you still retain you intellect in that form.

Wing Span

Hello Hispanic Tape Worm, Gay Hating Stalin of Xeno lifeforms, and Great Goblin King of the Emo Negros. My question is a simple one: what do you guys think of creators who seemingly ruin or lessen their own IPs? Like George Lucas with the Star Wars prequels or Ridley Scott with the Alien franchise? Is it all ego and gatekeeping, do they just need "NO" men on staff, or do you find more sympathy in their attempts at adding more to the art they helped start? Not strictly movies.

Wretched Spawn

(Topic: Testing Your Love of Keith David) Greetings Brothers of Snark, Here's a short and sweet question. If Keith David came out as a furry and said he'll ONLY act in anthropomorphized upanimal roles in the future (both for animated films and live-actions films, in HIS custom-made fursuit), would you guys still be a fan of him? (don't try to avoid or lawyer out of the answering the question, especially you, Sweeny. Take the question as is). Have fun answering.....*insert Vincent Price laugh from Thriller* Stay Frosty :D

Connor King

Under what, if any, circumstances would each of you have to be in order to suck a dick?

Lu10net Lipton’s Famous Wyverns Debunking the Pussyhat Incident of 2017

Hello 1st place, 2nd place and DISQUALIFIED from the oppression olympics. My question is what are your favorite Disney movies? My top 3 are: The Lion King Aladdin Atlantis: The Lost Empire Keep up the good show and please repeat the following in your best Solid Snake impression: “The 3/5’s compromise? That’s way too generous.” P. S. Whatever you’re answers are, they’re WRONG! It has to be “The Princess and the Frog” because it features our Lord and Savior, Keith David.

Dekayto

What’s up Bullet Bill, Koopa Trooper, and Thwomp, all three of you are forced into the Alaskan Wilderness and you must survive for a full year there. What is your survival strategy? You can’t intentionally kill yourself P.S. what do i need to pay to get sweeney to make and release a theme song for himself?

The Kingdom of Cumalot

Which of these apocalyptic scenarios would you rather have to deal with? A.I that got too smart and rebelled/ Genetically enhanced humans try to cull lesser humans/ or the classic nuclear holocaust. Thanks for all the laughs.

Nelmeco

If each one of you lost your dangus in a tragic accident, would you live your life as a dickless man or transition into a woman?

Ryan

Sweeney, what's your favorite Kanye album(if you don't have one where should I start with rap) , Derek where should I start with metal, Chris where should I start with punk

Boof water

Good day crack whore, Sangheli rapist and Keith retard. What are the hardest drugs any of you have tried?

BenManVibin

Chris, if youre in danger blink twice. Anyways. What was theme most disappointing thing you ever done in your life. Stuff that sticks in your head like high school cringe memories.

Gerardo Zelaya

Hey there Gonzo, Rizzo, and Fozzie, if you had too choose between never showering again or taking showers but you have to shower with your mom, what would you choose? Love you guys!

Rushanish

Hello Hispanic Holocaust survivor, Derrick the blackest of men, and the only black member of the Kool Kids Klub. If you found your self in the fallout universe what faction would you join. Ps Sweeney you can’t kill yourself you troglodyte imp.

i cast 'double the amount of piss in your bladder'

Hello Biggie, Smalls, and Daddy Yankee. If you were forced to name a single living person, knowing that a random act would would occur for them (like winning a billion dollars, dying horribly, or teleporting to an alternate reality), who would you name? Anything could happen to them and you have no knowledge of the probabilities. You must also know their name.

Just Monika

Hello ViciousVanilla, ChocolateChill, and MetalMocha. How do you think dinosaur meat would have tasted? Such as T. rex steak, or pterodactyl wings. Any other extinct animals you’d want to eat? Love the podcast, Whole lotta love

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Asalaam alaikum to you the Snarksons. I've got a bit of a conundrum, say you have the ability to telepathically put thoughts into someones mind (Not mind control just putting ideas into their brain), and you give them suicidal thoughts, which they then act upon. Is it Murder? Please respond quickly my trial is in 10 minutes.

somerandomdude

Hello Keith David squared. If you were all dnd characters what would your classes be. Chris is a bard. Derrick a hex blade warlock or eldritch Knight and Sween could make a kick ass paladin.

Rushanish

Hello troglodytes. What is your opinion on the cod style aim down sight for Halo. Is it like sprint for Chris where you want to eat both barrels of a double barrel shotgun or can you live with it. Personally I like it for the weapons that have scopes like the dmr, br, and carbine. Also if Halo 6 doesn’t have the needle rifle I may commit not alive.

Abboosi

Greetings, only patreon I pledge that isn't cosplays or hentai artists. Any favorite Sleepycast moments?

it played with its penis

What's up legal immigrant, not shot by cops yet, and future alien abductee. You've all just been convicted of some heinous crime but instead of the usual 25 to life you're being exiled for life to any country of your choosing. Which one would you pick and why?

Bryce Cummings

G'day there Black metal, suppressed rage and our lord and saviour sween trapped in this mortal coil waiting to ascend and cleanse the world of those unworthy to walk this plain of existance. This is mainly for Derick, can you suggest any metal bands with a similar vibe to amon amarth or arch enemy? I usually listen to heavier deathcore/metalcore with next to no clean lyrics and wanting to expand my Spotify playlist (Fuck the metal elitists 🤘) Cheers from Australia

Jon, White Boy Extraordinaire

Dear Chris, Derrick, and Sween. What are some series, movies, games, music genres, where the fans make it sound and look much worse than it is? Love from a bootcamp in the Holy Land

OriginalRubes

Hello there little Puerto Rican Character, Dark Eldritch Being waiting to feast on the souls of the damned, and Derick the guitar playing pussy slaying master I was just wondering if there were any more beautiful stories you could share with us on the podcast? They bring light to my poor tortured soul during these troubling times. I can give you one for example, way back when, I and a friend went exploring around my neighborhood and ended up under a bridge where a river ran through it on a biking trail. In this pipe, it had the word 'cunt' on it. I didn't know what it meant, but it stuck with me, and when my teacher pissed me off one time I yelled CUNT as loud as I could because I felt like hot shit. Needless to say, I got ripped a new one from my parents. (BTW my parents are Mormon) Also, my name isn't Smaug from the Hobbit, its Smough from Dark Souls 1.

Wash yo ass

Hey Derrick the love machine Best boi Sweeney and that alfalfa alien from that video what is your favorite death battle. Love vlad.

Granite Overworld

Hey Spazkid Corollary, Ricepirate Corollary, and definitely basically Latino Psychicpebbles. What do y'all think of Sleepycast? Do you guys think they were too edgy for their own good? I'm anticipating the inevitable cancellation attempts for sure.

TexasTaterSalad

Hey Chris Blackman, Tom Maldonado, and Derrick Sweeney, if you could choose one way for the world/universe to end from fiction, what would it be? ex.( reapers from mass effect or the halos)

yotta

Hello varying degrees of afro-textured hair, how would you kill Ghislaine Maxwell in a way that would avoid suspicion? Asking for a friend.