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QUESTIONS! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-07-26 06:44:30
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2026-06

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Just ask already!

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Emperor Palpatine

What is the meanest thing you have done/ said to someone

somerandomdude

If you had to sleep with another member of the podcast who would you pick and would it be worst if the sex was the best sex ever or the worst sex ever?

Mikesapien

Hey Snarky Puppies, with this pandemic happening, have any of you read any good books lately? I just finished Red Mars by Kim Stanley Robinson and I highly recommend it if you like hard science fiction.

Gerardo Zelaya

Hey there Gonzo, Rizzo, and Fozzie, if you had too choose between never showering again or taking showers but you have to shower with your mom, what would you choose? Love you guys!

Caleb Rocco

Hey loose cunts. Ever thought about doing some Destiny 2 streams/sessions with fans? I'd eat that shit up!

Jon, White Boy Extraordinaire

Greetings Chris, Derrick and Sween. If you could erase a country/state from existence, what would you erase?

Billy Scranner

Good evening Deepdick Derek, Black Lennie Small, and Hurricane Maria’s biggest competition for the title of “Worst thing to ever drop into a Puerto Rican household”. Imagine Keith David moves into a house across the street from you, and you’ve become acquainted enough that he would probably say hi to you if he passed you by on the sidewalk. You have the option to receive $1,000,000 a week for the rest of your life with the guarantee that it will not do any damage to the economy. Should you accept the money, however, David will immediately be rendered bedridden due to an incurable strain of AIDS and will die painfully over the course of the next 10 years. Will you accept the money, and if so, will you have the balls to tell him that it was your fault?

Me gwan be clear with chu mon - Jamaica Obama

Greetings. Since my previous questions have gone unanswered, I must resort to threats of violence. Please answer my question or I will stitch the three of you together in a circle and throw you in an ice rink and watch you spin around like a human beyblade. If the three of you swapped bodies for a day and then swapped into the opposite combination the next day, what would you all do as each other?

Raw lunchables give you ADHD

Hello to the Manic Hispanic and the Double Chocolate Panic. Someone offers you $100K on the condition that you have to take a sledgehammer to the limbs of the person you hate most as well as the person you love most. The person you hate would be aware you're doing it for money, but the person you love will never be made aware of your motives and assume for the rest of their days that you had beat their bones into dust out of either malice or psychosis. Do you take the deal? If not, is there any amount you could be offered that you would take it?

BenManVibin

Dear Hispanics and Black What's the weirdest thing that you'll do for free. Example. I would lick Iggy Pop face for free

Boopsi Jo

Hello people, as it's basically halfway into the year, and so much shit has gone awry, what's one of the best things that has happened this year in your opinion? Be it games, comics, music, or events. Trying to shed some light here

Colin Moriarty

Hey funky hispanic and his chocolate dynamic. Just wanted to share some of my weird experiences working at goodwill. We once had someone donate a live grenade and a radioactive antique vase, while it wasn't enough radiation to be considered dangerous, we did have to shut down the store and get everyone sprayed down just in case for the rest of the day. We also had someone constantly breaking our store windows in both the front and back, but oddly nothing was ever stolen. You may have answered this question before but just in case, what are some of your wildest experiences at work if any? Thanks for the laughs

Mr Ninja Fox117

Hello you clever boys. You guys joke a lot about being violent. But what is something that could ACTUALLY bring you to an act of violence towards another human being? I don't know why I'm asking this question, but please don't call the FBI on me. Keep up the great work boys.

David Lewis

Yo Chris, have you thought about streaming that cursed halo mod? Would be hilarious. Podcast is fucking great guys keep on keeping on.

mr huge

You get to go on a date with one fictional character(no one voiced by Keith David) who would you all pick?

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Hi progerian murderfetish Tomas the Reichsbahn engine and failed attempt at black batman, did you know that penguins are secretly actually genetically mutated birds the greys created in order to control human kind? The penguins produce machines in their body that emit zelpha waves that bring out the most violent tendencies of human nature. Tendencies which are most prevalent on your podcast, hoe do you feel about this? And do you like polka? -Luci Ps . Paul got into the crayons again and started drawing pentagrams with them so that’s a thing

Hee Larvey Boswald

Ahoy Derrick and the Islanders! If iceberg lettuce is 90% water, does that mean a head of iceberg lettuce is 100% lettuce or 10% lettuce? Love the show and I hope Halo Infinite is delayed, not for the quality but because as soon as it comes out we’ll never see Chris again and I need my snark boys.

Epstein’s Favorite

Hello snarky darkies, if you had to supercharge yourself once every day with either adrenaline or dopamine for 10 minutes, which would you prefer? Love all of you and the show.

My Name Is Tom Sweeney And I Hate The Grays

Hey there Hispanic! At The Disco, Mr Liveleak and ASpecificEbonyIndividual. I have a question specifically for the resident space bigot but the rest can answer. If you become a warlock patron what kind of power would you grant your warlocks and what tasks would you ask them to do.

Gucci gang, my gooch is gangrene

Hello, fellow jackasses, I follow all three of you on twitter, I also have the "fortune" of following Lyle on twitter... Have you always been as tame as you are on twitter, or have you ever embraced your inner Lyle?

Arod the goon king

Hello fellow Downey dudes, if Halo, Mario and Mass Effect were never developed how would your lives and pop culture be different in your opinion?

Connor King

Tallyho degenerates, I saw Skeletor's reaction live, but how do Powdered Ribs and Black Chad feel about the Halo: Infinite gameplay reveal that we saw this week? Do you all have any new hopes/concerns after watching the reveal? Keep up the great work, y'all!

She tasted like innocence

Hey Beaner and his two friends whose' skin could be cleaner. You have to become one of two things, a Kpop Stan who follows BTS on tour no matter where they perform, or an adamant Joe Biden supporter who argues on his behalf on the internet every single day. Mutilating yourself is the usual caviat not available Mostly asking this cause seeing Kingston's big black ass jumping up and down in a sea of tiny Asian girls is one of those images which upon seeing would cleanse the corruption of my void consumed soul

Honey, I Fucked the Twink starring Dick Myanus

Hey guys, When was the last time you used Goatse to win an argument? Personally I find it super effective on uber-conservative boomers Keep the cum flowing, Fuck You

Monke Chief

The Council of the Keith Davids dares ask ye a serious question- Would you, if you could, raise the price of AAA videogames from 60$ to 90$ if it meant no *paid* DLC, no microtransactions, lootboxes, or anything of such evil? You would pay 90$ once and get complete access to the entire game. P.S. No Sweeney, you can't kill yourself.

John Lang

Hello to my future rape victims. Finally got a job at fedex and can now ask questions on your show. My question is how did you lose your virginity and tips for anyone about to do the nasty for the first time.

Bryce Cummings

G'day suppressed rage, black metal and our Lord and savior sween trapped in this weak mortal coil waiting to ascend and abolish those who are deemed unworthy. Would you rather, A,) Have sex with an alien to prevent them turning everyone on earth (including yourselves) into furries forever . (These Creatures resemble either Elites or xenomorph's only) Or B,) Have a tooth pick placed under your toe nail and be forced to kick a wall every morning for the next year. (There's no removing or preventing it) You must pick one, you can't kill yourselves and must be awake to experience everything ;) Cheers from Australia

Lu10net Lipton’s Famous Wyverns Debunking the Pussyhat Incident of 2017

Hello 1st place, 2nd place and DISQUALIFIED from the oppression olympics. My question is what are your favorite Disney movies? My top 3 are: The Lion King Aladdin Atlantis: The Lost Empire Keep up the good show and please repeat the following in your best Solid Snake impression: “The 3/5’s compromise? That’s way too generous.” P. S. Whatever you’re answers are, they’re WRONG! It has to be “The Princess and the Frog” because it features our Lord and Savior, Keith David.

Vausty

Hey there Big Dicked Derrick, black Chris Farley, and Dobby's taller, skinnier, older half brother! Love y'all! Anyways, growing up I lived by this neighborhood kid who would microwave his hampsters because he said they were "cold," and then they would fucking explode. OR put his cats in the freezer for hours until they froze to death because they were "hot." He also tried to show me him shoving throwing darts up his fucking dick hole before I barrelled over to my house to tell my mom the neighborhood kid was shoving darts up his urethra. I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA PLAY GOLDENEYE! anyways, do you guys have any good stories about that ONE kid in your neighborhood growing up? You know the kind of kid. Hope all is well! ❤️ you three

Ryan

Dear Heartless, Crack Music, and Black Skinhead, what are your thoughts on Kanye West's bipolar episode and his general election campaign?

Matt Llew

Hi the Yajirobe, Korin and Dende, Firstly, you are by far my favorite Keith David fan cast! What is your favorite mythical creature? I’m from Wales so it has to be the Dragon, I’ll fuck anyone up! Stay safe all, Matt

Moto Zealot

Dear, Iron Midget, Near Sighted Spartan, and Sween, the Big Gay JellyBean. With the xbox showcase now having passes I started playing the MCC to hype myself for, Halo "Fuck That Bitchass Pilot, He Sounds Like Baljieet But With Throat Herpies" Infinate. While playing I couldnt help feel that these older games had a lot more love put into them than newer games, yet gaming is more popular now than ever which begs the question. Do you think gaming and, art in general, is still made with the same passion it once was before? Or is the percieved lack of heart/passion the inevitable consequence of popularity? Do you think its possible to make games with the same love put into them as the games of the past? Or are we doomed to more souless husks of franchises? Thanks for keeping me entertained. [You dont need to read this on the podcast but I gotta say it] P. S.( Destiny 1 sucks dick and Mass Effect Andromeda wasnt that bad and I will fight you to the death on that)

Atroshious

Gday fella, cobber and bloke. What game have you been the most excited for, when seeing it for the first time, on it's trailer reveal?

DovahKing

Hey there Light, Medium and Heavy. If you could bring any video game character to life to be your friend, lover, enemy or just in the world as they are, who would it be and why?

Firm Bizkit

Hello my sweet succulent boys. If you were God pulling the strings that control the inevitable demise of our doomed species, what method would you choose to end us/the world for good? P.s. I've started hearing Sweeney's magical voice in my head more than my own, please send help.

SannyMask

What's up goon trio. I'll keep it short and sweet, what's a sexual fetish that you find absolutely revolting?

John Barlich

hey my guys what is the worst thing about doing the snark tank and what is the best thing about the snark tank

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Greetings mean and hurtful names, what is the most fucked up thing your parents/grandparents ever told you. To get the painful memories rolling here’s an example from me, both of my parents once told me that after they had my older brother they wanted 3 but when they had me they wanted 1.

huggerderek

Salutations Finding Chrisy, Tom Sweeny Todd, and Some Man in Black. What were some films that you never get tired of and can watch at any time? For example I'm always down to watch Men in Black and the 1st Guardians of the Galaxy. Love the podcast and keep up the swell work gentleman.

Young shot Colin Moriarty with a 50 cal sawed off

Hey power bottom, black bear, and shit stabber. Pretty tame question for the show, but what would you prefer? To give head to your dad’s used (crusty cum included) pocket pussy or your mom’s used anal beads? You cannot kill yourself, but you can do both if you want.

Kevin Thornton

Hey there Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum, and Mad Hatter, simple question for you guys. Fuck marry kill: your two co-hosts and the still warm corpse of Regis Philbin (too soon?). Thanks guys, long live Keith David.

Cocksucker

Hello Bill Cosby, OJ Simpson and Salad Fingers. Last episode you were talking about people that’ll eat anything. Chris joked about eating bull testicles. Well here in the Rocky Mountain region of the US that is actually a food you can find at BBQs. They are called Rocky Mountain Oysters. Haven’t had them and don’t want to. Have a nice day fellas!!!

Dr.Drill

In a walking dead like cenario, you Derek and Tom had to lead a group consisting of your patrons. 1. How would you lead and 2. How long do you think you would last.

Decwood

Dear, PsychicPebbles, Murderous Psychopath, and Derrick What are your most annoying family related stories? Could he anything, mine is that my parents are vehemently anti mask, Love you all

it played with its penis

What's up manic hispanic, howard jones and alt-right closet homosexual, what's the dumbest reason why you've had to end a relationship? My last girlfriend couldn't comprehend nor tolerate that I'm atheist (she was latina AND baptist so apparently church is in their DNA) and wouldn't drop it so I had to drop her, which is a shame because she was fuckin' slammin'. Lovin' the podcast btw guys, keep up the great work.

Leah DeYoung

Hey The Reason Why I Listen, Etc., & Etc., first time patron here! If you got to spend the day with a celebrity but at the end of your hangout you, personally, had to kill that person, who would you pick? They can't give you any inheritance or buy you assets, but they will fund the day and you won't get charged for their murder.

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Dear pencil dick, bigger blacker dick, and somewhere in between, idk if you’ve been asked the age old question yet, but...ass or titties?

Barry B Benson

Hello zerg, terran, and protoss, what ticks/habits do you have going about everyday lifethat make you worried for your own sanity? I tend to have intricate conversations with myself out loud, thinking I'm talking to someone when nobody is there

Da White Devil

Yo bix, slick, and dick. Would you want two dicks or four balls? you have to choose one.

Ransom your mom

Hey sween man. What would you fuck first a furry with an STD collection or an Alien that would be guaranteed to get pregnant with your hybrid child. Ps love the podcast and the laughs. Next patron tier release the full intro song gremlins

Jose Horrach

What the fuck is Storyfire and should I give it a try?

Dekayto

Hey Dick, Cunt, and Eldritch Anomaly, if you had the power to make any conspiracy theory true, which would you choose?

TexasTaterSalad

Hey Chris Blackman, Tom Maldonado, and Derrick Sweeney, if you could choose one way for the world/universe to end from fiction, what would it be? ex.( reapers from mass effect or the halos)

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't

Hey guys, do any of you have any sleepwalking stories? For example, at 7th grade camp I slept-pissed on some kid's shoes because they were white and about where the bathroom would be if I was at home

Keith David

Hello, my fine fellow fiendish featureless fish finding friends., how do you feel about the Asian invasion (similar to the British invasion) in the music scene? Or should the kpops and baby metals just cease and perish.

1984 jorjor wel

Hello Poptropica, Coolmath Games and Wizard 101. I have a very important question for you boys. You have to fight against 50 Falcons, 10 Crocodiles, 3 Bears, 7 Ox, 1 Hunter, 15 Wolves, 10,000 Rats, 5 Gorillas and 4 Lion. The catch is you can choose two of the things above to help defend you. Please answer this question is driving me insane. Ps. You can’t kill yourself

bat vermin the 10th

greetings terrible trio of tormented tight testicles, I've been playing a lot of rogue-like games like dead cells recently and its got me thinking, what power ups /items best represent each of you? love the show, keep up the furry genocide.

Norbut

Hello punished projared, black angry jontron and sweeney's next victim. As someone who believes that certain races are better than others and also think that we should segregate them. What are some of your favorite races? I really like kajiits and dark elves. P.S. please dont cancel me over a skyrim joke

Jennifer Luviano

Might be dumb, but which is worse, working in retail or the food service industry like as a waiter, cook , etc?

Kuro225

Hi guys. I really love all of you guys and I hope you keep doing what you're doing. I don't have a question really but I'd hope maybe you would would just wish me a little luck. I'm joining the army in literally a few days and I'm scared shitless. There's tons of stuff I'm gonna miss like the new Halo and my favorite movie "the kingsmen". I hope that when I come back I'll still be able to listen to all of you guys and shit myself laughing.

Kuro225

P.S I still think fantastic four isn't that great. Sorry sween. And do me a favor and watch "kingsman secret service" you'll butt

Scotty

Hallo you binocular gremlin, cool black boy and number one thread to humanity. I have been listening to you 3 fuck's for a long time now, really help making work go a lot faster. My question is what it the worst/funniest, thread/insult you guys have ever said or heard.

Higgle

What’s the biggest weed you’ve ever done?

RonyTheReditor

Hello Jerome, Cleveland brown and Steve from American dad! This question is more so for Tom and Derrick because Chris is an uncultured swine of a human. My question is who is your favorite batman rogues gallery villain? Mine would have to be bane, purely because he's a Latino badass with the right combination of tactical genius and roided out power.

Thanitos

Hello master Chief, Sargent Johnson, and Arbiter Kieth. Who do you think would win in a fight, master chief vs crypto from destroy all humans. Explain your reasoning

Captain Dickhead and the Peni Patrol ft Corporal Keith David

Hello Rejected Hobgoblin Fetus, Mankind Supremacist, and Vantablack Alloy. Recently on Papa Sweens stream he talked about how Hip Hop and Rap were so deeply rooted in New York culture. I wanted to know what other bands or genres you think closely encapsulates and area/state/general vibe of a place . Examples: Lord Huron's album "Strange Trails" represents Michigan's pine forests and lakes perfectly and Pop Punk/Alt rock is pretty rooted in the general attitude and music scene of the Midwest.