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QUESTIONS + Disagreements! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-02 00:14:55
Imported:
2026-06

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You know the drill, BUT this time we want something spicy. Give us some arguments you’ve had recently and let us settle them. It’s not a real episode unless we can argue!

Comments

Wretched Spawn

Don't have a question, but let us know when you guys are doing special topic episodes. I got metal music questions for Derrick.

Arod the goon king

Me and my friends argue all the time over what exclusive games are better, Xbox or PlayStation. Let’s here what you guys think.

She tasted like innocence

Hey Beaner and his friends whose skin could be cleaner Would you argue there's any objective better game design between fast paced arena shooters like halo, doom, quake etc vs stuff like the modern military shooter like cod, battlefield, etc? Or is it entirely subjective on an individual basis?

John Lang

Hello to my future rape victims. This Question mainly for Derrick and Sweeney. Which is better Marvel or DC? And if that doesn’t tickle your fancy then how about capitalism vs communism

Colin Moriarty

Hey there funky hispanic and his chocolate dynamic. If a person with one arm speaks sign language, is that a speech impediment or an accent?

Norbut

Hello punished projared, black homicidal jontron, and sweeney's next victim. What are your takes on the starwars rey trilogy and what would you have done differently. (Basically a quick run through movie by movie what you would have done better) personally I would have liked to see captain phasma get some more screen time and actually been built as a villain, maybe have even taken over the first order when snoke was killed.

Ryan

Dear The RZA, The GZA and Some Ol Dirty Black Guy, what are some albums that people should listen to if they want to get into a specific genre of music. Metal for Derrick, Hip-Hop for Sweeny and Punk for Chris

Monke Chief

Snark Tank Crew, I swear I had an hour-long argument with a friend group and we still argue about it now, when you take a shit, do you wipe from fowards from your back to your balls or backwards from your balls to your back, they think I'm fucking crazy for wiping fowards and it drives me crazy when they tell me they wipe like fucking Neanderthals backwards. Please tell me I'm right so I can clip it and prove them wrong. My single shred of sanity needs it.

mr huge

So me and my 2 brothers were arguing that can nothing be new, as in can u have a new nothing. What's your take on it?

huggerderek

Hey there Chris Relish Gun, Tom Soy Sauce, and Some BBQ Sauce Guy! You'll notice that your names are all condiment puns. That's because my girlfriend I can't seem to agree on one important topic. Is Miracle Whip better than regular mayo? I absolutely despise Miracle Whip and it's disgustingly sweet taste and prefer the salty and savory taste of a good mayo/aioli. My girlfriend has the wrong opinion that the whip is better. Tell me which you guys think is better.

Gabe The Babe

Hi degenerates. Complete the following sentence: I would sooner gently suckle on my dad's ballsack than ________.

Gabe The Babe

If your girlfriend and your mother switched bodies and you had to fuck one of them to reverse the curse, which one would you fuck and how hard?

Firm Bizkit

Hello my sweet BOYS. Which is the less disgusting group of degenerates, furries or diaper lovers? Like if you had to viciously fuck the daylights out of one or the other in order to save your dear beloved parents, which would it be? And yes Sweeney, your parents still get click clacked if you try to click clack yourself.

Fanatic-Monki

Hello my dudes, couple of my friends and I always argue about Eugenics. Friends say it's never justified and there's no reason to do it. My take is that while eugenics is morally wrong, its also like 100% logical in the advancement in the evolution of man. Genetically modifying and creating a race of people with all preferable traits. I'm not saying we should enact them, because it's just an abortion of morality, but truthfully eugenics, from a logical standpoint is the best move. Thoughts?

Ransom your mom

Hey guys, this question is directed at the biggest black entity. Would you rather have sex with a furry with the largest proudest STD collection or fuck an alien femoid that would guarentee a babyhumanalien hybrid. The alien is Craig's sister.

Connor King

Hello you filthy degenerates. I've gotten into this debate before and I wanted your take on it. The claim is that polyamory, much like homosexuality, was made taboo by the Catholic church and that it is not only harmless, but in fact could be argued to be a superior relationship dynamic than monogamy, but monogamy has been the "norm" for so long that we as a society have too much ingrained jealousy and insecurity to be able to see that. Not that there's anything wrong with monogamy, but evolutionarily speaking, polyamory is a far more viable and sensible relationship model, and should be more widely accepted than it currently is. What are your thoughts on polyamory vs monogamy as a relationship model? Keep up the good work y'all!

Connor King

Hello you filthy degenerates. I've been in this debate a few times and I wanted to hear your take on it. The claim is that polyamory, much like homosexuality, was a perfectly normal and acceptable relationship model prior to the rise of the Catholic church, and that not only is it harmless, but could even be argued to be a SUPERIOR relationship model to monogamy. The reason it's so widely shunned these days is because we're all so used to monogamy being the "norm" that we've developed a lot more insecurity and jealousy as a society, and your average person is now unable to view polyamory objectively. Not that there's anything wrong with monogamy, but from an evolutionary standpoint, polyamory makes far more sense as a relationship model. So what are your thoughts on polyamory versus monogamy? Keep up the great work y'all!

Ben

These are the kind of topics I’m a patron for! Here is my challenge. I want the definitive ranking of the SoulsBorne games and the Mass Effect series.

Murderascended

Well heeey there M808B, M1 Abrams, and M44 Hammerhead. So while i was a marine i was known for my raspberries and hugs. Long story short a vast majority of marines thought it was gay. I do not think so because people blow on little kid tummies all th time so why is blowing on a grown mans tummy gay? Perhaps a sexual act i was unaware of and vast majority of people are just pedos

DundurHead

Hello Keith David, Keith David, and Keith Davids Skeleton. I recently got into an argument about holistics and "alternative science" and it was basically me saying that the only reason there is "evidence" of them occurring is because a certain set of events are statistically possible over any given time and that its all based on pseudoscience. Wondering what your thoughts are on all of this like astrology and energies and stuff.

BenManVibin

Hello boneless, Thicc Bone, and Tali Chad Not much for making up ones so i have some that my brother and i spent hours on 1) What went wrong with Halo (More machine than man bs route) 2) Death Grips 3) If someone forgot to get something the person ask. is it the job for the said someone who asked for it should walk a block over to the corner store and get it if it's accessible or wait til the next trip to the store while complaining you never get anything that the said person asked for.

Connor King

Hello you filthy degenerates. I've been in this debate a few times and I wanted to hear your take on it. The claim is that polyamory, much like homosexuality, was a perfectly normal and acceptable relationship model prior to the rise of the Catholic church, and that not only is it harmless, but could even be argued to be a SUPERIOR relationship model to monogamy. The reason it's so widely shunned these days is because we're all so used to monogamy being the "norm" that we've developed a lot more insecurity and jealousy as a society, and your average person is now unable to view polyamory objectively. Not that there's anything wrong with monogamy, but from an evolutionary standpoint, polyamory makes far more sense as a relationship model. So what are your thoughts on polyamory versus monogamy? Keep up the great work y'all!

Connor King

Whoops, mine posted twice... Stupid internet... Sorry!

The Witness pulling out his Final Shape

Hello racist against aliens, alien pussy slayer, and the alien himself, would you rather moan like a hentai girl after every sentence or every time you blink a furry appears? Love the podcast, I draw while I listen to it and it's one of the only podcast I listen to hope this can go on for a long time.

Epstein’s Favorite

It is just as scary for aliens to exist as it is for them to not. I too have a bigoted friend who is terrified of them, but if we are alone isn’t that also unsettling?

Bryce Cummings

Hello there sween destroyer of worlds, Keith David's baby batter that wasn't swallowed and black metal jesus. In your opinion which game or movie franchise is way over rated. For me it's God of War (that's right, I said it)

OriginalRubes

Hello magical little creature, dark eldrich being, and average black guy Is sucking your own dick gay? PS, Chris, my name isn't Smaug from The Hobbit, it's Smough, from Dark Souls. Thanks for your guy's content, really love it, keep up the good work.

Johnny boi

Hello black Keemstar because you always say bullshit, Puerto Rico colossal is crazy because you barely upload( until recently) and black Tommy C because you do nothing but laugh as keemstar and colossal is crazy fight. Two questions. Number 1, for Derrick, what do you think when Chris and Sweeney start arguing/ fight with each other on the podcast and number two what game/show you recommend for the lockdown. For me it’s persona 5 royal. Hope you all are well and stay healthy. Sweeney is keemstar and I hope he is hurt by that.

it played with its penis

What's up you two-and-a-half filthy weeaboos (cuz I'm not entirely sure chris is a weeb but the rest of you are). I've been debating with people for years now about how weebs and the West's obsession with japanese and asian culture in general while completely ignoring the various cultures, religions, and philosophies the West gave the world throughout history is detrimental to Western society and values and to the world in general. Why are weebs such human garbage and why do you wish you were something you're not? Again not sure about chris but still applies to the others.

Jennifer Luviano

Newbie here! Which film is better , Django Unchained or Inglorious Basterds?????

ButteredButter

Hello lopsided Oreo. My friends disagree with me but when we say clock wise we always assume the clock is on the floor because it would be the opposite direction if it was on the ceiling right? So is the clock on the floor, ceiling, or does it not matter?

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Greetings mean and racial epithets! here’s a debate i’ve had too many times for dumb reasons, would we have been better off keeping the bone in our dicks or was it better that we evolved out of it? The only “positive” for the former i hear consistently is it would mean bigger dicks.

yotta

Hello varying degrees of afro-textured hair, as we all know, sweeny likes hip-hop/rap, derrick likes metal, and chris likes imagine dragons. Why is your taste in music better than your co-hosts?

Dekayto

Hello Black, black, and Diet Colored, the buggest argument my friends and i have is trying to determine what counts as “yesterday” and what counts as “this morning”, for example if i eat cereal at 2 am then go to sleep, i had cereal last night. My friends think it happened this morning because it happened after midnight.

Dalton Cade Spence

Hello Hobbit, Machine Peen, and Bush's Baked Bean. What are your guys favorite president, why, and which ones would win in a fight.

HeartlessWretch

what it do my fellow newyorkers and reality crusher! ima get straight to the point. so i recently found out my girlfriend is HUGE fan of SomeBlackGuy. she sent me a video of him play guitar over twitter then asked me if could learn to play just like him which i was already doing anyway. I didnt realize till now but me and Derek are so similar in almost everything,, our political opinions , our taste in music , love of videos , riddled with melanin and celestial simpittery etc. i Now realized that my realtionship is a lie and my girlfriend just wanted be with an ugly version of Derek. so my question is, what was a really good thing in your life that got completely ruined in a matter of seconds? love the podcast btw

Danny DaVito Fucked Matt Walsh to death (It was Consensual)

Greetings you multiracial fun-bunch from a fast food restaurant. I was wondering what you would do if your child came up to you and told you that they were a furry and that they have done the yiff in your bed. And no sween, you cannot kill yourself. Also, please help, Emperor Palpatine has had me locked in his basement for six months and i cant feel my legs anymore. Please call whatever it is the Australians have for police.

james passmore

hello, me and my friends recently argued over a hypothetical. would you rather be blind or deaf? the catch is if you're blind you get a billion dollars for your eyes and you'll never have to worry about financial issues again. I'm not telling you what i chose because you might be biased against me because i have been paying for your monthly $5 foot-longs for months

Zerowolf

What up Falcon Sweeney, Some Black Owl, and Lizard Ray gun. You are a evil overlord in a fantasy setting and you need minions. What kind of minions will serve you example things like Orcs, Goblins, Kobold I just want to hear what kind of evil army you guys can come up with

Jon, White Boy Extraordinaire

If you 3 were given an hour to decide which of you dies, how quickly would you decide and whose soul would be thrown off this cosmic plane?

Pat Fusty

Hello Huey, Dewey, and Shitstain, an HIV ridden degenerate that I used to call my friend believes that social media is a net negative due to the effect on the mental health of people it has while I believe it is a net positive to society because of the accelerated and unfiltered flow of information. Please help solve this before our duel scheduled on Friday.

A Level 1 Cleric

Praise helix brothers. Is water itself wet, or does it merely cause what it touches to be wet. My respect for you hinges on your answer.

John Barlich

one sweeny is your girlfriend a vegan yet if so contact me ok. would you rather live in rapture or in Colombia ( I would say rapture).

theapeconspiracy.com

Sup Sween team, with the apocalypse close at hand what would your themed raider gang be. I'm talking, outfits, names and, general hijinks.

Markie

hey my name Jeff, Deez nuts, and what are those. I've been many a heated debate with my friends about simping, I think it's fine if it's reasonable and strictly business and not actually desperate flirting. They believe that simping in any form is a sin and look down upon anyone who does or would. what's your take? also supporting people on patreon makes us all simps for our favourite creators just saying

Furry Keith David

Have any of you seen the web series "Arby 'n' the chief" and if so, what do you guys think of it?

Monke Chief

You don't though that's the thing, plus it's easier to do

Higgle

It’s an old meme but one of y’all has to like pineapple on pizza, I personally love that shit

Thanitos

Okay so my question is simple master chief vs crypto from destroy all humans who would win in a to the death battle please explain your answer

Sam Lane

Hello reincarnation of jesus/Satan, weird voice lad, and the only normal one. Is the office really as good as people make it out to be? I say yes, but ive noticed a lot of ppl shitting on it on Twitter lately.

TheDumpsterWizard

Who would win in a fight? The Master chief, Samus, or Spawn?