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Episode 34 - Question / Topic Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-15 01:28:44
Imported:
2026-06

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You know the music! Time to dance! 

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John Barlich

hey which you were stuck on a deserted island whatvwould you bring with you.

el.brollo.loco

Dear Boys, If you could theoretically place thoughts in people’s heads, could you place a thought in your own head and make yourself forget that you ever had that power in the first place. Thanks for the content bros!

Mr Ninja Fox117

How does oat cereal keep you from getting Colin cancer?

SannyMask

I would love to know each of your takes on the current drama about Lovecraft Country digging up a deadman's racism and bringing it to new light causing a bunch of mongoloids to attempt to cancel a dead man and throw all his literature out.

Ransom your mom

Hello Grade A negroid, Black Nubian FuckBoi and Collateral damage survivor. I 'm a big fan from Malaysia and I have always wondered is bullying that was portrayed on popular tv like wedgies wet willies and locker shoving etc actually real. And if not what were the common bullying tactics deployed by hormone raged devils and how were you scarred when you were young Great love

The man that will one day fuck your daughters

Greetings idubbbz but funny, the physical incarnation of hate and Jennette McCurdy simp. Who is one person, alive or dead, real or fictional that you'd most want to talk with? Not fan girl over but just have a genuine conversation with

Elchior

Howdy boyos, question for all of you, if you had to participate in a devil's triangle with 1 of your co-hosts, which one would you prefer? Keep up the great work

Decwood

Hello; insert funny names I'm sincerely curious what was your favorite part about your home state's, and least favorite And what your favorite part about living in Cali is vs least favorite Big fan of everyone except Sweeney because he chose Doug over Carley in his Walking Dead stream Love you all

Romann flores

Hey boys I got a little question. Would you rather have the ability to be invisible but you have to be screaming the whole time or run incredibly fast but you have to have your eyes closed while you run.

Gabe The Babe

Hello there hispanic eugenia cooney, sween the dream peen sucking machine and the other one, I'd like to know what has been your worst experience with an ex. Please grace us with some horror stories and keep up the good work.

She tasted like innocence

Hey Beaner and his friends whose skin could be cleaner Are you looking forward to or dreading talking about the Inevitable political shitstorm that's gonna come with this election season? Personally even tho every new story drains my soul magics a lil bit, I also find every fiasco highly entertaining

Dr.Drill

In a walking dead like cenario, you Derek and Tom had to lead a group consisting of your patrons. 1. How would you lead and 2. How long do you think you would last.

Murderascended

Hey there brohammers. With Halo infintes delay what would like to see them add to the game. Improvements on the graphics or additions to the sandbox. Ex. Bring back the classic pistol and shotgun or no more pop-in. Perhaps some more defined Craigs. You can only pick one area of the game to improve.

Pampered by Cheese, Cheese David.

Hello Fatblackman, Blackman and Bleach. Say if you were struck by an avalanche, you were stuck under a bed of snow and the only way you could get out was by cutting your dick off. Also, there's a wild gorilla that's coming after you to fuck you while you're busy doing so. What would you do? Cut your dick off or get fucked by the gorilla? P.S. No killing yourselves.

SryMissJackson

Hello my token minorities! What was the one big school scandal, event, or ordeal that happened during your time as a lad? For us, it was when our bathrooms were all set ablaze by some dastardly high school pranksters! Cheers!

SryMissJackson

What’s cooking Snapple and Microsoft marketing teams stuffed into 5’4 skin suit, intense libido for Tali Zorah, and beacon for the deluded. What were some games or hijinx you got up to as kids? As someone whose has food delivery apps as a high schooler, my friends and I will order food and print out a picture of our delivery driver, and then frantically ask them for an autograph, and we get it every time. Cheers!

Zelex

Hello extraterrestrial cum dump, skinniest crackhead, black rockstar and ShoeOnInternalScreaming, if y'all could have any powers from the X-Files show or be any creature what would you pick. Tag yourself I'm the septic monster with teeth.

Monke Chief

Greetings Immoral Minority Municipals, what if you found yourself in the scenario in Alien Resurrection, where your DNA is combined with that of a Xenomorph's, thus creating a terrifying, abominable mutant aberration? What would you do, kill it? Assume it contains human compression and befriend it? Fuck it until it's acidic fluid melt your penis off? The Keith Davids would like to know! And heck you Sween, you can't use the suicide card. You have to face your fears and take action.

huggerderek

Hello there Chris Roscoe's Gun, SomePopeye's, and Tom SweenFC! Since the Popeye's chicken sandwich craze has simmered down I'd like to know what fast food places you guys like to get fried chicken and who has the best chicken sandwich. I think it's a tie between Popeye's and Chick fil A. Love you beautiful bois.

TheDumpsterWizard

What are your favorite memories of couch co-op gaming? Mine would definitely be playing starwars battlefront 2(2005) with my little brother

look

Hey guys! Do you consider yourselves competitive? If so, what are you competitive about? Could be something dumb like arguing, or something sporty, whatever. Love the show, it's by far my favorite podcast!

Atroshious

Gday fella, cobber and bloke. If any of you ever murdered someone. Would you help each other cover up the crime? Keep up the great work, you guys rock.

Death Korps Guardsman (ATF's most wanted)

Aye Domestic Terrorists, I had a dream in which my accursed gray matter thought of the phrase "Metal Gear 6ix9ine: The Fall of 6ix9ine" and I want you all to act out a scene from this video game.

Akhaadi

Hello Bobby Lashley, Lio Rush, and James Ellsworth of the "What is Wrong With You" cast. I'm on Part 29/41 of GenoSamuel's Chris Chan documentary and I'm wondering: What minor changes to your pre/early lives would it take for any of the three of you to turn out like Chris Chan?

Christian Palma

Hey my favorite hombres! Would you rather have a golden voice or a silver tongue(to be eloquent and persuasive in speaking)?

We Fuck on Front Porches and Gay Life Away

Hello Triple comedy threat and Timbsonhead, I am moving on my own in less than a week and my car died at the worst possible time. What are some instances where something extremely inconvenient happened to you guys at the worst possible time? P.S. this is the first time I’ve ever signed up and donated to a Patreon, love the podcast.

Ebsalom

Hello Sheen Estevez, Biggie, and Sex Addict. If you could have a skinsuit that makes you look identical to any real or fictional person, what person would you want your skinsuit to resemble and what would you do with it?

it played with its penis

Hello Chris Ray Gun, Some Black Guy and Some Fat Black Guy, Hannibal Burress told Joe Rogan on his podcast a while back that he plans to go to Ghana for a few months while the election and inevitable violence that follows occurs. Ghana isn't always the safest country, though, so my question is if you guys felt like getting away from all the insanity until America calms down again, would you leave the country and what other country would you stay in, or would you just stay but avoid the cities for a while? And btw I know this is almost identical to my question you read last time but I'm curious seeing as people are actually planning to leave in this case.

Jennifer Luviano

When you want to eat cereal, do you pour the milk first or the cereal first (like a normal person)?

Can't Stop, Addicted to the Thick Dick

Hey progerian exterminator, The Grihm Adventures of Tyrone and Darius Episode 1: Mikey's Mouth, and aggressive interspecies mingler. If Keith David rested his dick on your shoulder, would you suck it?

HeartlessWretch

whats good fellow NYC brethren and reality crusher! so i recently found out my girlfriend is HUGE fan of Derrick's content. she sent me a video of him play guitar over twitter then asked me if could learn to play just like him . I didnt notice how similar Derrick and I are in our political opinions , our taste in music , sense of humor , riddled with melanin and celestial simpiery (Samus for me, i'd destroy that bird bitch )etc. i Now realized that my realtionship is a lie and my girlfriend just wanted an ugly version of Derrick. so my question is, what was a really good thing in your life that got completely ruined in a matter of seconds ? as in someone lifting the veil of ignorance and shattering your reality. love the podcast btw

Jordan Vairo

If the 3 of you owned a restaurant what would be the general theme of the place and what food would you be serving up?

Sweeny's Magic Weenie

Hello, you titans of comedy, I've got a question for you! You are suddenly blessed with the power to grant true immortality however, you can only use it once. The person you use it on will be unable to die for any reason, and you can resurrect them if they are already dead. So, who will you curse with the gift of eternal life?

Max Meda

Hello Billie Joe Armstrong, Lajon Witherspoon and Christopher George Latore Wallace, if given the exact day of your demise how would you spend the rest of your days on this planet? If this was something that was already asked, then will we ever see a Chris and Derrick song collab in the future?

AllnewAlldifferentArt

What’s up Anorexic Michael J Fox, the Blacker Grimace , and Derrick. Would you rather have the power to go back in time (but only anywhere between now and when you were born) or be able to rewrite the whole of history for the better (but have to live through all of it)?

Gamecontroller25

Sup Small, Medium, and Large. Would you eat a racist hotdog? For context at my job there's a guy who sells hotdogs outside, and I overheard a conversation with him agreeing with some of Trump's "ideas". The guy isn't a racist, but it made me think. Also it doesn't have to be just a hotdog. P.S. you can't kill yourself, don't know why you would want to.

yotta

Greetings varying degrees of afro textured hair. A real life arbiter would need Mark Zuckerberg's legs and Paul Joseph Watson's hands. What other body parts would you need to steal to create the perfect creature?

Midwest Methamphetamine Manufacturing, LLC

Greetings to Our Lord & Saviour, his hobgoblin slave, and Jerome the Love Thug! What’s the most tone deaf thing you’ve ever done? In the fall semester of my junior year of college (2018) I shared stories about accidentally cracking my friend’s ribs, simping, and erectile dysfunction (in the span of 10 minutes) at a student event that was supposed to be for survivors of sexual harassment & assault to tell their stories.

the Blampy that Dangles

Greetings nasty, rancid, and yucky. Can you think of a story that has ever scared you? If not, what about a movie that scared you? I was reading a story called Dogscape and I wondered if you guys might have ever heard of something that disturbed you as much as this story disturbed me. PS, last time you guys mentioned that you don't think birds can love like mammals, due to their reptile ancestry. I'd like to let you know that my bird squawks very loud and often when I won't let him on my shoulder, and that he will always fly to me if his cage is open. Not sure if it is love, but it sure is some sort of affection. Hope you guys are doing good this week!

Veddy Gud

Well if it isn't Giga Chad, Bigot with a capital B, and the man so emaciated that even Gollum would have the right to make fun of him. You are suddenly confronted by a cosmic deity who then gives you a single genuine N-Word Pass. He now tasks you with giving it to any other person in the world. You can't give it to youself, and whoever receives it can't give it to anyone and must hold it for the rest of their life. Everyone else is also forced to accept the fact that this person can now use the word whenever and wherever they want, whether they like it or not. I think for me personally, I would give it to Joe Biden, because seeing his withering brain force him to incoherently sling it around would be downright hilarious.

Sam Lane

If the devil's shop from Rick and Morty was real, what item would he tempt you with and what would be its curse?

Dekayto

Hello The Feeble, The Mighty, and The Sick, if you were someone else’s sleep paralyses s demon, how would you haunt your host?

OriginalRubes

Hello fellow sentient creatures. This question is aimed more towards Derrick, but if he wants to explain the joke, he can. Who would you rather be forced to fuck? Robert Paul Champagne, or Don't-be-stingy Ed Asner. And no, you can't kill yourself. P.s. Chris, it's Smough from Dark Souls, not Smaugh from The Hobbit, but I can see how you got it mixed up. Thanks for all your content, keep it up. Love, an insane Snarkoleptic.

Gus-Bus

You fuckers ever gonna be in vc on the discord?

Big Sauce

Dear mutinous slag, what would you most want your fossilized remains to fuel.

My Name Is Tom Sweeney And I Hate The Grays

What's up Hispanic snapple plantation owner and his two black crackers. A question for the Sween machine, would you rather fk a human in a furry suit or a human looking alien, no suicide or lawyering BS

MazeBean

What’s up Oreos, Who is the baddest bitch in cartoon history? The worse the answer the better. For me it’s Madame Foster, the old lady from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends