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Episode 35 - Question Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2020-08-23 03:37:33
Imported:
2026-06

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We need your questions! We'll be discussing the Leafy ban and we'll also be talking about Tom Sweenys tweet about artificial intelligence.

"I’m up at 4 am watching people talk about A.I and it’s genuinely the most ridiculous stuff ever. People A.I is not going to rise up and kill us, that’s fiction!! "

Comments

Zelex

Sweeny, why do I have news for you?

Connor King

Bones held together through black magic and rage, this question is primarily for you, but Daddy McThiccims and Count Blackula can chime in as well if they'd like. How mad are you about Sam Fisher appearing in R6:S instead of another Splinter Cell game?

SannyMask

I'd love to know if any of you guys have watched or enjoy Metalocalypse at all. Mostly Derrick I would assume

John Barlich

would you be immortal or not please explain why?

We Fuck on Front Porches and Gay Life Away

Hello triple comedic threat. Mr Sween man. Why do you believe AI won’t see us as the imperfections we are and won’t rise up and take over. And why are you so wrong with this opinion?

Romann flores

Heyo boyos got another little question for you guys. Would you rather always be sticky or always be itchy? Love the show and the vids, Keep up the good work boys

MazeBean

Hey gents, have any of you guys ever had someone just say your name wrong, for example I had a substitute teacher in high school read my last name, Venegas, as Veniggas and I couldn’t stop laughing. Keep up the great works boys

SryMissJackson

Hello Tali Zorah Libido Account, Beacon for the Deluded, and Snapple & Microsoft marketing teams stuffed into 5’4 skin suit, what’s your most omega chad moment or story? Back in High School I hooked up with a girl and then immediately went flawless in Trials back in D1. Try to 1 up me.

Christian Palma

Heyo, boyos! Here's my question: Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion?

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Oohhh pick me!!! DC or Marvel?! . Biggest question out there. Also goku is better than superman because hes the first and only retarded super hero, he’s an inspiration to those dropped on their heads as kids world wide Thanks for the podcast, always makes me laugh and remember to not take things so seriously <3 -luci

Zerowolf

What up fellow in slaved humans under the rule of our benevolent A.I overlords. If you can choose which animal to enlighten up to become on par with us humans which will it be and what kind of crazy things will you think happen from it.

Soaked In Rathalos Blood and Weilding Greatsword

Hello biggest chungus, back black, and Hispanic troll doll. First time patron, long time viewer. What's your thoughts on Sam Fisher being put in every Tom Clancy franchise as a cameo, but not getting a game in almost a decade? Do you think his redesign for rainbow six means he's getting a new game soon?

William Irwin

What’s up Halo Chad, Mass Effect Chad, and Super Smash Bros virgin. With the Avengers game coming out soon, and Gotham Knights, and that new Suicide Squad game coming I was thinking a lot about games revolving around teams. What characters from any video game would you cross over into an Avengers-esque team?

Ryan

Hello gamers! I have a friend that shits on Crash Team Racing, saying MarioKart acts as a better kart racer do to its better presentation. I've tried saying that its better due to it being far more skill dependant than MarioKart, but he's skeptical and says dumbass shit like how there can't be much of a skill ceiling because of the existence of items. Chris, as a god among men who got the platinum in 4 days, can you explain how high the skill ceiling is and why it's objectively better than any MarioKart game?

huggerderek

Hey there Chris Ray Gains, SomeBeefGuy, and Tom Swoley. A little over a month ago I started hitting the gym 3-4 times a week and cutting down on sugary drinks to try and get in shape. I was wondering what you beautiful bois do to stay in shape. What exercises do y'all do and what food/drinks do y'all avoid? Still love the podcast you sexy trio.

TheDumpsterWizard

Hi there sad excuses for productive members of society(this includes everyone listening) my question is what routines or practices do you use to keep yourself motivated?

Death Korps Guardsman (ATF's most wanted)

Aye DnDegenerate, Melanin Man Metal-Head and Christopher Columbus. Just tell us some more crazy shit you've seen or done, I think I already told Sweeny in the discord server, but one time in 4th grade I Metal Gear Solid choked out a kid in one of the school backrooms.

Pampered by Cheese, Cheese David.

Greetings Snark-kings! Would you guys fuck Cortana or EDI (in Derek's case) if it meant submitting to the rule of your AI overlords?

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hello thing 1, thing 2, and boy3, what do you think the stingray’s tail felt like when it entered Steve Irwin’s chest? Oh and also do you think AI would create their own porn for themselves? Zoidberg out WOOPWOOPWOOOPWOOOOOP.

hako

Question for all you guys, Would you rather merge with an AI machine and become forced by a corporations will or become a ghastly lizard like zuck and all your children have to become lizards? (no choosing both) Love the podcast so far, keep up the good work talking off the cuff, reminds me of de oldle sleepycast.

Hayden Glass

Ask sweeny about being called out on twitter for being a “spineless dork”

Mikesapien

Hey Snarky Puppies, what phone do you each use?

Decwood

Greetings earthlings and Sweeny I finally got around to finishing Mass Effect 1 recently and liked it, Mass Effect 2 so far is a masterpiece, I was wondering what are some of your favorite bits through the games? P.S. Liara over Tali P.P.S. love the show and you all, hope you're staying safe

Ransom your mom

Hello Grade A negroid, Black Nubian FuckBoi and Collateral damage survivor. I 'm a big fan from Malaysia and I have always wondered is bullying that was portrayed on popular tv like wedgies wet willies and locker shoving etc actually real. And if not what were the common bullying tactics deployed by hormone raged devils and how were you scarred when you were young Great love

John Martian

Dear Mrs. Shapiro's Dry Vage, Ben's Numb Penis, and Ben Shapiro's Tiny Simp-boy Sex Grunts, I'm a new subscriber, and this is my first patreon-izing question (the first of hopefully many!) I recently had an unfortunate experience with a Tinder date, that got cold feet because of her fear of the Covid. Despite me assuring her that the outdoors is far safer to breathe, and that we would wear masks when in the restaurant, she backed out. What is some quarantine-adjusted dating advice you would give to your sad, destitute listeners in such trying times?

Ebsalom

Hello Guano Gang. Which would you rather be cursed with: Every time you bust a nut you shit yourself. Or, Every time you yawn you vomit.

Dreegzer

Hey chris, sween and smaller sween. What was the first game you guys have ever played and would you still enjoy playing it today?

Sweeny's Magic Weenie

Hello Jacked Black, Chunky Psychopath and Latino Wet Dream! I recently learned that certain species of ape have entered the Stone Age. Do you think they'll pull a Planet of the Apes given enough time, or will we wipe them out for fun? Keep up the good work minorities!

Jordan Vairo

Hello Homer’s Simp-Sons! If you had to choose between sneezing or farting becoming ‘contagious’ like yawning which would you pick and why?

PlutoniumDynamite

While people are celebrating leafy being terminated what do you think this means for YouTubers trying to make edgy or negative comments on other creators in the further future?

Midwest Methamphetamine Manufacturing, LLC

Greetings to Our Lord & Saviour, his hobgoblin slave, and Jerome the Love Thug! What’s the most tone-deaf thing you’ve ever done? In the fall semester of my junior year of college (2018) I shared stories about accidentally cracking my friend’s ribs, simping, and erectile dysfunction (in the span of 10 minutes) at a student event that was supposed to be for people to speak about their experiences involving sexual harassment

My Name Is Tom Sweeney And I Hate The Grays

What's up Hispanic snapple plantation owner and his two black crackers. A question for the Sween machine, would you rather fk a human in a furry suit or a human looking alien, no suicide or lawyering BS

The Wreckers adaptation but scored by Mick Gordon

A few weeks ago, I was in the shower thinking about how objectively good Queen is and how the band remains one of the greatest bands of all time. Do you believe that Queen will stay in public conscious for the rest of human society? If not, then how long do you think it will take for them to fade from society? (P.S. if there's anything you find strange about my grammar, blame Grammarly.)

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Greetings decent(?) human(?) beings(?) got a bit of a stupid hypothetical here. You encounter a genie who gives you one single wish however, the genie warns you that no matter what your wish is, it will ultimately result in world war 3. Do you risk the wish for whatever you desire for a world ending war or not risk it and deny yourself your utmost desire to stop a world ending war. (Obliviously no wishing for more wishes and if you wish for something like world peace or wish for weaponry to not exist people will immediately become suspicious of this and begin the war anyway)

Piotr Tchaikovsky's Sween lake

Greetings, inadequate protein intake, inadequate calcium intake and adequate European pussy intake. Before I present my question, I want to state that I *do be* Greek ; since Derrick was asking in a previous episode. Would you, if given the opportunity upload your consciousness to an artificially made body, for it to live forever? either if that meant that you yourself will experience immortality or you die when you do and experience nothing more but a clone of you gets to experience life beyond what his mortal version could.

Dekayto

Ai could potentially harm us, but it be humans using ai in a malicious way, not the ai becoming sentient and saying “fuck humans”. Also fuck you chris, read my damn name like a dyslexic cunt it’s what i pay you for, stop skipping me

Munkee Munk's Monkey Monastery

Salutations, with the topic being A.I. where would you guys stand on if an A.I. rights movement happened and they demanded equal rights in the inevitable future

Josmar Gonzalez

Helli the three musketqueers i had a disscusion with my gf about is twerking just a dance or is it a sexual dance im on the camp that its very sexual

Big Sauce

Dear mutinous slag, what would you most want your fossilized remains to fuel. I left this before but didn’t think I left early enough, so here it is again, you silly little bozoes

Akhaadi

Hello Willie Mack, Velveteen Dream, and Spike Dudley. GenoSamuel has a quirk in his videos where he interprets all-caps as yelling, so whenever he reads one of Chris Chan's caps-ridden writings it sounds like he's reading from a schizophrenic's dream journal. My question is: Are there any little mental quirks you have when reading, such that if you were to do it out loud people would think you were a complete psycho?

Arod the goon king

Hi Martin manhunter, Green lantern and the blue Beatle. If tomorrow the government confirmed every wild conspiracy theory about aliens and other worlders living among us what would you guys do.? This question is for mainly Derrick and Chris as we all know Sweeney would play tag in traffic before dealing with this.

AllnewAlldifferentArt

What’s up Anorexic Michael J Fox, the Blacker Grimace , and Derrick. Would you rather have the power to go back in time (but only anywhere between now and when you were born) or be able to rewrite the whole of history for the better (but have to live through all of it)?

The Only Stick I Touch While Driving, Is My Penis (I Masturbate While Driving)

Hey dudes, I was saving this question for the eventual Metal discussion episode but I figured I'd ask it here now in case yall feel like discussing it now. What are your thoughts on Harsh Vocals in music? There are a lot of metal fans who refuse to listen to metal that use Growls or Screams and such and I feel they're missing out on a plethora of quality bands simply for that reason. Also if you do enjoy it, how would you go about getting someone into that style of vocals when they may not like it all that much. Cheer.

The Ghosts that lived in the apartment above Chris and Sweeney

Dear whom ever it may concern. This argument came up among me and a group go friends. Would you rather be in the middle of the ocean with a shark or be in the middle of the woods with a bear. Personally I would rather deal with a shark then a bear but that’s just me. Also AI theory kinda scares me in regards to Roko’s Basilisk.

Jon, White Boy Extraordinaire

Dear Thomas, Christoffelees and Derrick. What is your favorite depression meal? Mine's just a standard blt drowned in hot sauce.

Bruh Where My Chicken Strips

Dear Derrak Obama, Racist Solid Snake, and Black Mike Pence, Longtime fan of each of you individually and loving the podcast! I asked this question in an earlier thread, so if you see it a second time ignore it You've been sentenced to death for a crime you didn't commit, and your only way out is a knife fight to the death with a gauntlet of celebrities going Neil Patrick Harris, Joe Biden, Mark Zuckerberg, Sylvester Stallone, Elon Musk, and the final boss Keith David. Do you think you'd win, and if not where do you die? Also p.s. at no point can you kill yourself

james passmore

Why is your left arm giant and your right arm tiny?