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Episode 38! - Question Thread : Lightning Round! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-09-04 03:14:02
Imported:
2026-06

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Entirely listener questions! We're gonna try and explode through them. Episode 37 will be out this Sunday. You know the music, time to dance.

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arffur

What’s the worst album any of you have listened to all the way through?

james passmore

What’s your favorite Quentin Tarantino film? (Mine is Reservoir dogs) And do you think his next film will be his last film like he says?

somerandomdude

The three gods of chaos if you had to would you either be trapped in a fur suit for 48 hours or be forced to say what ever is on your mind no filter for 48 hours

AllnewAlldifferentArt

What’s up Anorexic Michael J Fox, the Blacker Grimace , and Derrick. Would you rather have the power to go back in time (but only anywhere between now and when you were born) or be able to rewrite the whole of history for the better (but have to live through all of it)?

Ebsalom

Hey Sween, Chris, and Sex Addict. Let's say, hypothetically, you've all been naughty boys, so Susan Wojcicki (pronounced Voy-Chit-Ski) has cursed you with one of two things: for the rest of your life, your poo is made entirely of earwax, or your urine is your own saliva. Which of the two would you choose to live with?

MazeBean

What’s up you fucks, What is the strangest food thing you ever seen but you really like after trying

Nut in my own chest hair and let it crust

Excuuuuse me, yeastcinfection, the abc's of std's, and crack-addicted prostitute. Suppose you die, like a bitch, and bargain with death to return to your natural life, would you rather come back with a cork in your cockhole(irremovable), or get skullfucked by death and his magnum necro-dong for 100 straight(gay) days and nights?

Luke Stanbery

Would you rather audibly fart every time you laugh, or audibly cry every time you fart? You cannot kill yourself.

Soaked In Rathalos Blood and Weilding Greatsword

Hello black-space-Hitler, black hugh heffner, and the skinwalker that took Chris into Paul's sex dungeon too never be seen again. What's the funniest story you've ever heard from a relative or friend? When my grandma worked at the jail, there was a 7.5 ft black man that went by drumgoolie. His dick could no shit touch the inside of the urinal when he was standing up. Best part was, his girlfriend was more or less a sentient toothpick. My grandma tells that story at the dinner table.

Zerowolf

If you had a choice will you use a mace, sword, or spear?

MazeBean

And no you can’t kill your self

Decwood

Hello, EGirl, Puertorican Skeleton, black participation trophy, and next ANTi Bates My family is very much so into having a political echo chamber I was wondering if any of you follow anyone you know you don't agree with most of the time to get different perspectives, on things you possibly didnt think of before Love the show and all of you P.S. I know this is the third time I posted this question, I'm sincerely sorry, please just annihilate me with an explosion of Derrack semen

Jose Horrach

Hello Latino Papi Chris, and the 2 mocha lattes, A correction about Poison from Street Fighter, Poison was actually originally a woman in Final Fight, but they retroactively made her trans in America so it didn't seem like you were beating on a woman. I mean this isn't any better, but hey, it was the 90s. I guess beating on trans people was socially acceptable back then.

huggerderek

Greetings SomeVeryHornyMan, Tom Mostly Horny Sweeny, and Chris Not Sure if Horny Ray Gun. What were some of your celebrity crushes from TV Shows, movies, etc back when you guys were growing up? Me personally I had a crush on the daughter from the George Lopez show and Jade from Victorious. Love you all and you all have massive cocks.

Ryan

Hello the RZA, the GZA, and Some Ol Dirty Black Guy, can Chris (as someone with lots of experience in the game) briefly explain why CTR is a better game than any Mario Kart? I have a friend that thinks that the existence of items introduces to much RNG for the skill ceiling to matter.

RaRu

Hello 30 Shades of Multicultural Depression. I drive a Transit bus and I just had some old lady throw a box cutter at my head on my way to Atlantic City. I need to know, do you guys have any wild public transit stories?

Mikesapien

Ahoy me Snarkies, have any of you seen Tenet yet? That movie is fucking nuts. Christopher Nolan actually crashed a plane for the movie.

it played with its penis

Question for Someblackblack and his questionable sexuality: you pull down a hot babe's pants only to have a dick slap your forehead, what do you do next?

Connor King

Master Chief and The Brutes (y'all like that episode 21 callback?), how much would a studio have to offer you for the rights to your life story if you knew that they were going to make a film/series/anime about it and you would have no ability to consult or have any hand in the writing or production of the project?

Duke Snugglez

Fellas did any of you played Bungie's Marathon Trilogy back in the day and if so how do you compare it to other fps at the time? PSA the trilogy is free to download on Bungie's website.

bat vermin the 10th

Greetings to you three fuckmasters, There's been a tense discussion going on among my friend group: Is eating ass hot? Everyone I know who's done it or had it done to them likes it, everyone who hasn't thinks it's disgusting, What are your guys's thoughts? Personally I think its great, sometimes you gotta eat some starfish and live a little. Love the show, thanks for all the semi-free quarantine entertainment

Fatty K a.k.a. The Human Eclipse

Hello you perfect little ice cream sandwich. You all have said you love science fiction at one point or another, what is your favorite show/ movie series and why? P.S. the donations I give is for making my Dashing an enjoyable experiance. Rejoice for the gods have seen fit to grant us a new sleepycast. You guys rock.

The Witness pulling out his Final Shape

Hello Super Snark Bros, you suddenly wake up in a video game universe of your choice what would be your reaction and what are you going to do?

Blocked by Steve Shives

Hello beings of imaginable horror. What games are you exited for this month are you getting a ps4 Xbox Both neither. Make my inner 12 year old squeal with console war joy

Higgle

Do you curse at Siri or Alexa? Am I the only paranoid about treating them poorly?

Gus-Bus

G'day Cunts Now that Sweeney's wish of super mario 64 coming to the switch (alongside the superior sunshine) is coming true, what classic games do you wanna see back in the spotlight? MICROSOFT, DO SOMETHING WITH BANJO-KAZOOIE YOU FUCKNUGGETS!

Darth Syphilis

Question for all of you. If you had your dick in your moms ass and your dads dick in your ass would you rather move forwards or backwards?

Victor Kristiansson

If the US goes full Yugoslavia in the next few years, what will you do. And what city would get the Sarajevo treatment?

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Hail, fat, boy and slim. You are now a character in a 3v3 fighting game along the lines of marvel vs capcom, king of fighters, dragon ball fighterz etc. which historical figures do you have on your team and what do their assists do?

Mike Childs

good afternoon Sween and his two slaves, if you could bring any fictional character to life but it has to drain your life force the longer it's alive and you have a week to either kill it or let it turn you into a dry sponge, who would you pick?

Akhaadi

What it do, Bobby Lashley, Lio Rush, and James Ellsworth. Would you rather have a really hot brother who keeps trying to flirt with you but always tries to pass it off like he was just joking, or a really hot female cousin who you hang out with and think of as a best friend, but you keep finding yourselves in those "what are you doing, step bro" scenarios, even though there is zero intentional sexual tension between the two of you.

John Martian

Hello me boahs, I hope my 5 bucks is helping you buy half that Starbucks drink! Sween has discovered he is half-Reptiloid, and must serve as the ambassador for his incoming Scale-ridden relatives! To offer peace, they will reveal one great mystery to the world for specifically Chris, Sween, and Derek (for some reason). What mystery do you want answered, and what do you think the answer would be, no matter how preposterous? (And no Sweeney, you can't kill yourself).

Dekayto

What is your line between animals to keep as pets and animals you would eat? Also day 27 of trying to get my name read like it should be, if i don’t hear it i swear to god i will pay 100.

HeartlessWretch

What's goin my guys. Couldn't really think of a good question so I just wanna thank you all for doing the podcast. NYC was hit hard during this whole pandemic and Staten island got hit especially hard . Thanks for making this whole ordeal much easier, I wish you all the best.

Hee Larvey Boswald

Hello taste, texture and personality of twizzlers! Simple question for ya, I feel like lucky numbers tell a lot about a person so what are yours?

FrigidAutist (formerly SmubWubber)

Hey Puerto Rican Piston, Five feet Flacid, and EuroPenetrator is it true that Chris has a history breaking backs of the sjw's who were tired of being unsatisfied by soyboys and needed to break free because you have quite that reputation you are a legend so to speak someone even said that there was a story about the back of minivan

HardhatSkydiver

Hello Flag twirler at the gay pride parade, master chief’s sub, and Derick. For Chris and Derick. If you could fundamentally change the content or direction of your channel in any way with the knowledge you have now what would you do? Also for all of you. If you could 1v1 any god who would you pick?

Lazy The Crazy

Hello Derrick and lessers I have a question for the Sween. How can you say that aliens would not have any sympathy for humans and their existence would have to lead to war but cold unfeeling machines would become just like humans and adopt their tendencies for no reason other than why not . Also a side note thank you guys for the countless hours at work your podcast has gotten me through keep it up.

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Hello you three "people", what is your most intense instance of gamer rage? I'm not talking about moments occasionally cursing at the T.V, I mean those moments when you become irrationally angery at the game and start fantasizing about the torture techniques to inflict upon the devs or whoever. Keep up the good work you degenerates

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace Of Parades

hello human representation of an oreo, Dipshit here. are yall worried the other tank fuckwads podcast fans may retaliate for the name the? love the podcast, btw.

Sustingus

What is up my precious little cutiepies? My beautiful baby boys? Been listening to the podcast since it started to become a regular blight that the three of you adorable little goblin characters have decided to let ooze out into this lovely world of ours. While I would normally be happy to guzzle the honey of your content for free, my taint practically quivers in delight at the thought of having my questions answered. I'd like to know what your faviorate parts of the Destiny franchise are. Stories and events, no matter how vague or well known, that release even the tiniest trickle of seratonin within your brains? Any raids and dungeons you've really enjoyed? Maybe even just a noteworthy story from an LFG or playing with your friends? Also store entertainment on external hard drives, find out how to filter water, get out of high density urban areas, and horde non-perishable food. Safety and civility aren't real.