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2020-09-20 07:33:20
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CasperTheCanadianCunt

DEAR MY FELLOW NEAPOLITAN ICECREAM Long time listener, first time caller. What's a non gay answer for; how long did it take to get over your last break up and what did you find helped in the most in getting over it? Got divorced a year ago and that friends, is uh - gay as fuck. Thanks Dr. Love, and you two foxy Nurses. This podcast is a certified freak.

Alex Salinas

Any thoughts on the bungling of the PS5 preorders?

TheDumpsterWizard

Greetings to "the boys" my question is simple, do you prefer couch co-op or online multi-player?

Murderascended

Well hey the oh great triumvirate of awesome. How are you all doing today?

Miguel Jamal Charles Noel

Dear big n word, small n word and extremely watered down n word cuz hispanics usually have some black in em. What do you think of blanqueamiento? Search it up if you don't know it. Love all you guys.

somerandomdude

Good when ever the fuck you are reading this,Sweeney Chris and Derik. Would you rather be turned into a furry or an alien that is remarkable different from a human (no lawyering of an alien that is just like a human) for 48 hours what would you pick and why ? P.s no killing yourself Sweeney.

Mr Ninja Fox117

Hello you lovely boys. In your opinion, what is the lowest job you can get? Grocery store stocker, garbage man, secretary, Ect. Thanks for keeping this train wreck of a podcast going. It's been fun

Zerowolf

Hello Imp, Demon, and Incubus. You are being magically transformed into a species from any fantasy or sci-fi setting what will your choice be and why?

nyko

I love y'all

DovahKing

Salutations dumb, dumber and dumbass. What is the most stupid thing you have seen someone do this year? I was going to the supermarket and watched as a man got a trolly with a used mask inside, the man then decided to WEAR said mask as he clearly forgot his and proceeded to enter the shop. Stay safe you sexy beasts 🤙

Boopsi Jo

Hello absolutely normal human beings, on the last episode Chris freaked out over a mexican who's pale and had red hair. I remember my uncle had the same thing happen to him as a kid, strangely enough he now has brown hair, but completely red facial hair. I too have noticed that some of my hair is turning red, and my facial hair starts out brown and at some point completely changes to red. (Note: I'm Mexican as well) Do any of you have odd, yet natural occurrences, or know of anyone who does? Trying not to feel weird.

Warhammer 40k Reference

Hello racial epithet, ethnic slur, and insult based on national origin. I heard this question on another podcast, and thought it would be funny if you all answered it. If everything in your room came to life and the only way to make it go back to normal was to fuck one of the now-living objects, which would you choose? (Exception: things designed to be fucked)

Jose Horrach

Hello my leftist, Nazi, alt-right commie, white supremacist minorities, Chris Evans accidentally showed his penis to the world. So I ask you this. Who's has a nicer penis, Chris Evans' or ProJared's? Don't be homophobes and answer the question.

Xotl

Hey there commie, centrie, and human's rights violation, have you ever had to sit down one of your friends and give them a stern lecture in something they would otherwise not fix themselves? For example I've had to convince a buddy to leave a crazy ex that was an "extreme lover" and was a borderline stalker type, also if you could have one of the boy from the official podcast or the whang that'd be cool, cheers boys and hope we all make it to 2021.

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Good tidings soon to be organ donors! You constantly simp for keith david on this podcast (rightfully so) to an almost evangelical degree. However, almost all big celebrities have skeletons in their closet, usually grape skeletons. So what is the least heinous crime, or malicious act in general, that Keith could commit that would stop you from respecting him? Old K D increasing his K:D Ratio.

Connor King

Chris, in episode 27 you were discussing God of War (2018) and you commented on the way the game mixed Greek and Nordic mythology and how you hadn't ever seen something do that before. Well you ought to try watching Fate/Zero on Netflix. It's amazing and it combines mythology and history from a bunch of different cultures into one universe. Please, at least one of you three ought to give it a shot, I sincerely believe you won't regret it.

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This question is more towards Chris and I’d love for Sweeney and derick to help out. The audacity of what I heard that Chris did not beat dark souls, one of the best narratives in video games. What helped me out was that I watched lore videos in between my playthroughs and Chris I need an answer!! Would you give it a chance if Sweeney and derick give you some inside lore? Your deprived soul would be enlightened just as mine were. These painstaking hours of getting mauled to death were actually a step in the right direction and I was gifted the best narrative piece in any game I’ve played. (Im speaking mostly about dark souls 3 dlc)

00Dolphin

Hello my boys, I was wondering if you guys were put on to any new artists or groups recently that you’re really enjoying or have one that you feel is underrated and would like to shout out, I’ve personally been listening to a funk group called Vulfpeck and I really like their stuff. Also since were talking about music would you guys be interested in trying to get Fantano to be a guest for a music themed episode, I think it would be really cool to have him talk to each of you about your respective favourite genres (punk, hip hop, and metal).

A photo negative Tom Sawyer

Would you rather fight 10 leopard seals or 100 sea otters? I'm thinking sea otters because that way I could use their family as weapons against them, almost like nunchucks, plus you could really punt them a good 100 feet at least.

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Hello Chicken, Waffles and Mofongo. It's my birthday. Can I get insulted by Sweeney? Love you guys ❤ Cheers from Puerto Rico.

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Hello once again you three "people". I need help. I have been thirsting for tomboys very intensely even before the lockdown. I literally cannot find any other type of woman attractive and I think I need serious help. Any advice?

AllnewAlldifferentArt

What’s up Anorexic Michael J Fox, the Blacker Grimace , and Derrick. Would you rather have the power to go back in time (but only anywhere between now and when you were born) or be able to set a new course for humanity from the beginning of the Stone Age to the end of time (but have to live through all of it)?

Jessamine Jae Roger

Please god my cat is screaming at and attacking the walls- make it stop! I just want to sleep god damn it!

BattleChoads

Hey boys, I was listening to the last podcast and decided I needed to write in when I heard you talking about the testing buildings go through before being built. I work in construction testing and can tell you that large building go through rigorous testing at every stage of construction and if we just say fuck it and don’t thoroughly do our jobs we’ll get canned pretty quickly and our company can be sued when any problems that we didn’t address in an inspection or test arise. I also love the podcast and it helped keep me sane when my boss sent me two states away for a month to work in Kentucky.

Decwood

Hey feeble bones held together through snapple sugar, hate, and Puertorican black magic Derrick And AntiBates So I said Mass Effect 2 was a masterpiece Still is true, but the PS3 version is kind of a dumpster fire of awful dialogue audio skipping and cutting out, and cutscene freezing What other games do you guys remember having ports that were buggy garbage but the game itself being amazing?

huggerderek

Hey there ChrisRayGeology, SomeBiologyGuy, and Tom Social Studies! I'm currently in my junior year of college and I was wondering, what were some of you guy's favorite/least favorite subjects in school? This could be core classes and electives. I always hated social studies and loved my multimedia classes. Love the podcast and staaaay sexy.

The man that will one day fuck your daughters

Greetings Jennette McCurdy simp, physical incarnation of hate, and short. This question is mostly aimed towards chris and derrick but i guess sweeny can answer since hes technically a youtuber now: has there ever been a subject you wanted to make a video on but didnt because of the other videos already made about it?

Dekayto

Hello Gay, Not so Gay, And Hate The Gays, Each of you is forced to post an hour long video on why you hate one particular thing, what would the topic of the video be? Also Sweeney, i just bought Icewind Dale: Rime of the Frostmaiden and was wondering if you had any thoughts on it

Chatsimulator

Hello my fellow adored Keithians (Keith David worshippers)! I have but a simple question... What's the best product to use in the shower? Bar of soap or Body Wash Gel? With or without a scrubbing tool? A simple ol' question as I always have this debate with my dear imaginary friends. I appreciate your true worship to our God Keithy, have a good one :)

William Irwin

Whats up you wastes of life that I support. With the PS5 showcase what games stuck out to you most? For me even though I’m more excited for Spider-Man Miles Morales, the game that grabbed my attention most was Final Fantasy 16. I was super excited to have officially gotten confirmation of the game. Also God Of War 5, because of course. Also would you ever consider having someone like Ryan George on the podcast? Stay healthy and keep chanting hate before bed.

Duke Snugglez

What are your guys' opinion on the argument that game consoles as a concept is anti-consumer as typically they aren't allow backwards compatibility and companies will offer the same games on the next gen (Bethesda *cough* *cough*).

It’s been one week since you came in me. Dropped your load in my ass and said, “I’m angry.”

Hello there 50 shades of ethnic. Unless you're just married to the idea of discs, what is even the point of the $500 PS5 with a disc drive? They advertise backwards compatibility but its only PS4 backwards compatible and most of my PS4 games are digital. Not only that but disc memory still takes up a ton of memory on your hard drive. So unless it was at least PS3 backwards compatible, I really don't see the point in getting the more expensive disc based option. Seems like you could just save that money to get a bigger SSD for the digital only version.

HeartlessWretch

Sup guys! my question is why do you us? Chris, Staten Island is Literally the most depressing borough, you'd fit right in. Sween, the wu-tang clan was born here so we have some worth. And Derek, even tho you didn't hate on us, without us game of thrones would not exists. I came here from BX so I know it's not the best but it's the worst. Every other new yorker shits on me as soon as I say where I'm from, even my hero Dave Chappelle hates us . I'm just trying to live.

james passmore

Since 3D all Stars came out, what other games would work great in a triple pack? Also fuck you naruto is a decent show

Arod the goon king

Hello potential white supremacy podcast with 2 potential Uncle Tom cohosts would you rather be enslaved by an aquaman type race from the ocean, a Martin man hunter type of species from the stars or an ultron type race. Sweeney don’t bitch out and kill yourself. Love the show I’ve been watching since Sweeney and gabby’s episode and this is by far the most consistent piece of entertainment I have consumed since Star Wars the clone wars was on Cartoon Network.

Soaked In Rathalos Blood and Weilding Greatsword

Hello, big black who might be doing crack, the first man too get space aids, and fossil of a skinwalker from the Mesozoic era. What's the best gift you've ever gotten for yourself? I recently got a jurassic Park Decanter and glass set from etsy and I can't stop holding the big ass wooden box it came in.

John Barlich

In your guys is a pain what has been the worst episode of the Snark tank

icehot1

Hello the most diverse group of white nationalists ever. With these new consolse coming out, what game series do you guys hope gets a new instalation? Me I´m hoping for a new infamous. I loved those games. Speaking of love, love the podcast and stay safe.

Sustingus

What is up my precious little cutiepies? My beautiful baby boys? Been listening to the podcast since it started to become a regular blight that the three of you adorable little goblin characters have decided to let ooze out into this lovely world of ours. While I would normally be happy to guzzle the honey of your content for free, my taint practically quivers in delight at the thought of having my questions answered. I'd like to know what your faviorate parts of the Destiny franchise are. Stories and events, no matter how vague or well known, that release even the tiniest trickle of seratonin within your brains? Any raids and dungeons you've really enjoyed? Maybe even just a noteworthy story from an LFG or playing with your friends? Also store entertainment on external hard drives, find out how to filter water, get out of high density urban areas, and horde non-perishable food. Safety and civility aren't real.

Higgle

Gimmie some epic drug stories fellas, first time smoking weed, experiences with psychedelics, whatever ya got.

FustyKanker

Hey white, black, and thicc black. Not trying to make this depressing or anything but I’m recently going through a bad breakup and I’m just curious what’s your advice, or things you have done in the past to get over a relationship? Keep up the amazing work and thanks for all the laughs you’ve given me.

Scotty

Hey to you the teddy bear of ungodly destruction, white hispanic gremling and Dickrick. Am bored out my mind writing this on that topic what is the most boring things you have ever done like licking lead paint would be more fun kind of moment. Love from Denmark.

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hi boys! Have you ever thought of doing a snark tank exclusive meet and greet/live show? I think you could make big money (Salvia). Hope this hell hole ends soon or swallows us into the abyss and ends our pitiful existences. Either or at this point. Thanks!

John Martian

What are your opinions on Rooster Teeth cancelling themselves by retroactively deleting content that they deemed "inappropriate"? How do you think comedy channels and funny people will defy or adapt with the times, and what are some silver linings you see with people's reaction to this bullshit?

Xilian X

Hey boys, hope ya doing well! With the recent news of Microsoft purchasing Zenimax and Bethesda, what do you think the future holds for Elder Scrolls, Fallout, and Doom? Do you think Microsoft will go strictly exclusive or will they allow some flexibility? Keep up the great work! You guys are the best!

bat vermin the 10th

Greetings to the bacon, lettuce and tomato on a BLT, whatre your thoughts on the mixing of rap and other genres? Artists like lil darkie, death grips, etc. what does rap combo with the best? Love the show, hope y’all are doin well

junebug

Hello my three favorite white supremacist, this question is mainly for Chris and Derrek, what musical artist inspire you (specifically for guitar but it can be anyone really). As someone who has been grinding on the guitar after not taking it very seriously for years, I have to say David Gilmour, the guitarist of Pink Floyd is one of mine, as well as Scott Weiland, the vocalist for Stone Temple Pilots, I guess Sween can say which hip-hop artist are big inspirations for him to, I particularly like Public Enemy and A Tribe Called Quest. Love you all <3

peparony

good afternoon steve smith, discord moderator, and probably a father. if you had the ability to time travel and change one thing about the past with no space time continuum consequences, how would you use it and why wouldnt you stop that one guy from eating that bat so we wouldnt be living in as bad of a hell world as we are right now. love the show, its helped me get through so many shifts at work. keep up the work and godspeed you beautiful critters

Lu10net Lipton’s Famous Wyverns Debunking the Pussyhat Incident of 2017

What’s up First Place, Second Place and DISQUALIFIED from the Oppression Olympics? What’s your favorite Disney movies or ones you think are underrated? My top three would be The Lion King Aladdin Atlantis: The Lost Empire Hope ya’ll are well and look forward to more episodes.