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Question Thread! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-09-28 15:35:30
Imported:
2026-06

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You know the music! Time to dance.

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Sweenus Swingin’ His Dingus

What’s popping you sexy Chads? What is one video game item (e.g. Halo energy swords, Portal gun from Portal, Sekiro’s Prosthetic arm) that you would want in real life?

james passmore

Are there too many fire emblem characters in smash? If yes, who would you get rid of? If no, who would you add from fire emblem?

Ben

If Chris dies, who would you replace him with? Real question: first next gen game you will be playing and which console?

John Barlich

how are my two n words doing

Ragnarok29

Hows it going dudes I love you guys keep up the good work you’ve really helped me pass the time with the constant laughter y’all give me my question is a bit of a serious one but what was your first major heartbreak and how long did it take for you to get over it

Dekayto

Hello 3 individual slurs, did any of you play magic the gathering, and if so, what were your favorite colors/ types of decks to play?

Decwood

Hello AnTi Bates Derrick, and Snapple ad campaign Are there any people on social media you follow despite not agreeing with them politically? Personally I like to keep an open mind and not have an echo chamber Love all of you, even If your off schedule for questions and Patreon

Zerowolf

Sup the tank with a Oreo in it.You get to have a gang of fantasy creatures to follow you around and do your bidding (ex Orcs, Goblins, Elves, Dwarfs, Lizardmen) I just want to know what will you choose and why

King of Slaps

Hey bleached skeleton, Notorious T.O.M. , & N**** Metal Salutations gentlemen as you may have heard Kamala Harris has stated that her favorite rapper alive is 2pac so how does it feel to have confirmation that 2pac is indeed still alive, where do you theorize he is being kept the old safe house in Cuba or some where else?

user

Hello uncle chads, Your souls are trapped behind the fog walls of demon’s souls Boletaria, and has manifested itself. Describe your oddly figure. Behind that fog wall, a hero will greet you. Who would your hero be and describe your wretched demon soul

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hello my fellow humans. Would you ever think of doing a meet and great with your fans? Or are you inclined to keep your fans as far away from you as physically possible (which is an acceptable response)? Thanks for the laughs while the days continue to drone on and my hopes for salvation in this plight continue to waver.

huggerderek

Hello there Chris Ruffles Gun, SomeBuglesGuy, and Tom Sun Chips. I'd like to know what are some of you guy's favorite chips? Me personally, I love Sour Cream & Onion Pringles and Funyuns. Love the podcast and chip chip away my nibbas.

peparony

greeting Donkey Kong Country (DKC = Derrick, Kingston, and Chris. Trust me it sounded a lot better in my head). This is a long fought debate I have had with many of my friends, and I would like to hear your thoughts on it. Who do you believe would win in a fight? Two chimps or one gorilla? To answer a few questions you might have, the chimps understand the concept of teamwork and have the element of surprise. I am very interested to hear what kind of debate this would start. Thanks for all the hours of work, and godspeed you magnificent critters.

Why does Chris speak like an anteater but sing like an angel

Hello, varying stages of thyroid failure. I think it would be moderately amusing to see a debate between you three on a snark tank fuck marry kill (choosing between the three of you). Thanks for being a consistent reminder that, relatively speaking, I am sane.

the Blampy that Dangles

Hello my most consistent source of laughs during these past few months (btw thank you for that). I'm struggling with a project of mine. I'm writing a a game review (Dragon Ball Z kakarot) and i have a lot of clips recorded so far, but I don't have much space and my external drive decided it would be really funny to never work again. is there a good service for file uploading you know of that wont compress the fuck out of my videos? or better yet, do you know of any good editing software I can use so I don't have to deal with this whole issue in the first place? Thank you for the laughs guys, keep it up

Munkee Munk's Monkey Monastery

Clearly I'm the kind of guy to post a comment acting like a schizo, I recently started at the gym a few weeks back and I'm seeing results already and I'm wondering what is your guys workout routines

Bruh Where My Chicken Strips

Dear Derrak Obama, Racist Solid Snake, and Black Mike Pence, Longtime fan of each of you individually and loving the podcast! I asked this question in an earlier thread, so if you see it a second time ignore it You've been sentenced to death for a crime you didn't commit, and your only way out is a knife fight to the death with a gauntlet of celebrities going Neil Patrick Harris, Joe Biden, Mark Zuckerberg, Sylvester Stallone, Elon Musk, and the final boss Keith David. Do you think you'd win, and if not where do you die? Also p.s. at no point can you kill yourself

Warhammer 40k Reference

Hello Horn-stein and Smough, and Gwyndolin if Chris is back. If you had the power to change one aspect of anyone on Earth's personality, whose would you change and what change would you make? I would turn Trump into a Tankie just to watch what would happen.

Do you think Brian Thompson's last word was WaAaAaAaAaAaAh

Hi. It's almost Halloween season, and I was wondering what you guys consider your best Halloween costumes? For me, it was when I dressed up as the singing telegram from Clue my senior year of high school. Nobody got the reference, but I looked really good with black hair so I consider it a win

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Greetings 4 eyes, and normals! Here's a hypothetical scenario for you, you decide to go and visit one of the cast member's residences to find 2 large glass tubes which contain incomplete clones of you and the other cast member. How do you confront the person with the clones? Do you even confront them at all?

TexasTaterSalad

Hello various levels of communism, if you had to pick a world ending event from video games to end this world, what would it be? (Ex. Halo rings, reapers from mass effect, etc)

Gamecontroller25

Sup fools, if you had to recommend anything to a random person, what would it be? It could be one individual thing or an entire genre. Stay safe and try your best not murder innocents as they run for their lives (as fun as it maybe).

Death Korps Guardsman (ATF's most wanted)

Hello Christ, Timothy Sweenis and Dirk, if you three were to start your own cults, what would you believe, how would you generally run things and would you have a Waco Texas style standoff resulting in hundreds of casualties?

AllnewAlldifferentArt

What’s up Anorexic Michael J Fox, the Blacker Grimace , and Derrick. Would you rather have the power to go back in time (but only anywhere between now and when you were born) or be able to set a new course for humanity from the beginning of the Stone Age to the end of time (but have to live through all of it)?

She tasted like innocence

Hey Beaner and his friends whose skin could be cleaner Now that we have basically most if not all the information, do you think either of the next gen consoles coming out have a clear objective winner in terms of pure quality/value?

Sustingus

What is up my precious little cutiepies? My beautiful baby boys? Been listening to the podcast since it started to become a regular blight that the three of you adorable little goblin characters have decided to let ooze out into this lovely world of ours. While I would normally be happy to guzzle the honey of your content for free, my taint practically quivers in delight at the thought of having my questions answered. I'd like to know what your faviorate parts of the Destiny franchise are. Stories and events, no matter how vague or well known, that release even the tiniest trickle of seratonin within your brains? Any raids and dungeons you've really enjoyed? Maybe even just a noteworthy story from an LFG or playing with your friends? Also store entertainment on external hard drives, find out how to filter water, get out of high density urban areas, and horde non-perishable food. Safety and civility aren't real.

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

If you eat someone, like their entire body and don’t eat anything else then shit into their grave does that count as burying them? Asking for a friend...

Gay Cum Man

Salutations people whose last names I really thought were Blackman, Sweeney and Gay. I have a soon to not be Hypothetical for you three. So the three of you are hanging out, having fun, having a gay ol' time but can you believe it, ISIS happens and you're all dead. But wait, there's a catch! It turns out that Sweeney had been pirating loli hentai, Derick though the gays were people and Chris straight up killed a man so you've all ended up in hell. What would be your personal hells that you would be subject too for the rest of eternity? P.S You three are all so distractingly funny, I blame you for the welding burns I got not paying attention at work. So thanks a lot Cunt, Cunt and Cunt, they hurt.

1984 jorjor wel

Hello Good Boys. Sweeny you have recently inspired me to finally quit my trash Starbucks job. What was the worst experience with Starbucks you have had? For me I had a woman order a latte and 45 minutes later she came back and complained that there was no foam. She started yelling when I said that’s what happens after 45 minutes. And for Chris and Derick any terrible customer stories? Love the show!

John Lang

Hello to my future my rape victims. My question is that out of all the main forms of art( Visual art, Music, dance, drama, Theater etc) which ones do you think that has the biggest impact on our society, which ones are more important, and which ones you personally thinks is the best?

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace Of Parades

Hello, foolish mortals on this plane of existance, Jolly here. I always wanted to know what you guys would consider the hardest part of become a content creator. I have thought about joining in on the scene, but i have no knowledge or understanding of where to start. Any pointers?

RIP Racist Walt Junior, struck down by Israel

Dear Large Black, medium black, and anemic Puerto Rican, What video game characters do you consider to be the most memorable, either because you love them or because you hate them?

Jose Horrach

Hey there gentlemen, my question is simple. Team Boogie? Or team Frank? I'm personally team Boogie this Frank guy sounds like a fucking sociopath and needs to be put away.

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Dear Tom Sweeney, Derrick Blackman, and bitch ass hoe: ever since I asked my first question, my thirst for a tomboy gf has spiraled out of control. I can't leave my house to go find one due to quarantine. I've talked to my friends about it but they all think I'm gay. What advice do you guys have? Fr tho you guys have kept me thoroughly entertained during my soul crushing job and thank you.

Jonathan Anguiano

Dear Tom, Chris, and Derek: Were there any moments in time where you could have legitimately died on the spot but were fortunate enough to leave that place? Keep up the good friends and snark away thru Life pleasantly.

DodgerandIce

Hello, the edgiest minorities on the internet, what is one relatively insignificant moment in your life that you think still molded who you are now? For me it was when my family went to the beach when I was a kid and my mom somehow caught me on video flipping off the ocean cuz I was angry I kept getting knocked over by the waves, and then my entire family making fun of me for it years later.

Count Cockula

Hey there you vitriolic goblins. Since you guys get talking about music on the podcast I've been wondering: What do you think about how streaming/playlisting has changed how people listen to music and albums? Like I can't imagine listening to a couple tracks off of something like Ocean Machine and having the same experience as hearing the whole album as a cohesive project but I'm sure plenty of people hate listening to full albums with so much variety instantly available.

causewthoutrebel

Hey there, checkered flag of a podcast. A friend and I have recently started playing Fallout 76 again; after all of the improvements it's gone through since launch. Though I am still on the fence about the game it got me thinking. What would convince you guys to go back to a game like Fallout 76? Where it is bad at launch and they used poor business practices to cover it up long before they made it better.

Xilian X

Hello good sirs! What is major feature or updated mechanic you want to see in a game or newer consoles? I know Chris said he likes more grappling hooks. But what is a major overhaul or even minor additions to games you want to see? Or in even consoles features you'd like to see? You guys are doing great! Keep up the great work!

JakeRaymond

Hello Hip-Hop, Rock, and Edgier Rock. Long time listener and first time supporter. I wanted to know if there were any music artists that you love that you dont think ever got/get enough recognition? I've been listening to a rapper called E-Dubble since middle school who I think should've gone a lot farther than he did. Thank you boys!

John Martian

With the release of the SUPERB ODST, what other unique Halo titles or takes on different genres within the Halo universe would YOU, you disgusting kissable boys, like to see?

Kromedrone

E-dubble has been my jam for the better part of the last 12 years. I miss him so much.

RaRu

Hello Snark Ones! Im curious if you guys grew up with a song that you didnt appreciate until you were older. For example, i never liked 'Cigarettes' by Seether because it never felt as grunge-y or deep as their other songs at the time. But now that im older i see how much of a banger it really is!

somerandomdude

Hey Chris, Derrick, and Tom what is a game that everyone seems to love ‘but you don’t like? I personally don’t like Super Mario 64 the controls and the camera being the main culprits.