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November: Official Question Thread! (Patreon)

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2020-11-01 20:29:41
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Finsoreo

This question is for Mario Judah... What's with that weird interview you had in twitch.

Higgle

Hey fellas it’s your boy, y’all ever smell rain on asphalt before? Turns out it’s a chemical called petrichlor that humans evolved to be sensitive too to detect water and rain storms, kinda neat right?

Lu10net Lipton’s Famous Wyverns Debunking the Pussyhat Incident of 2017

What’s up First Place, Second Place and DISQUALIFIED from the Oppression Olympics? What’s your favorite Disney movies or ones you think are underrated? My top three would be The Lion King Aladdin Atlantis: The Lost Empire Hope ya’ll are well and look forward to more episodes.

SinCityJag

What’s up sentient VivziePop drawing (Chris), Al Simmons 2.0 (Derrick), and Miles Morales’s evil clone (Sweeney). I recently became a donator after watching Chris and Derrick’s videos since 2018. My question is if there was ever a time where you wanted to take up voice acting, what would be your dream roles and why? Also #GetChrisRayGunOnHelluvaBoss. Love the podcast!

chemicalcvlt

Hello, Shizophenia, Depression, and Mr. Sex. What’s the biggest trouble you got in when you were younger? Personally, a few years ago I sent almost 100$ worth of JimmyJohn’s (BLT’s with ranch and mustard) to a friends psychotic mother’s house and got really close to getting in actual trouble for it, but nobody ever actually did it, but after that I didn’t get access to anything for like 4 months.

The Witness pulling out his Final Shape

Hello hello wrinkly brain, smooth brain, and semi normal brain, what is the weirdest/worst interaction you've had with anyone? A while ago I was the store with my mom and this guy in one of those motor chairs just started talking to us telling us weird facts and was kinda following us. He asked us where we lived and we told him we were just visiting and we left after that super weird guy.

Arod the goon king

Chris and the black mailmen if you could live in any city outside of the greater la area or New York State where would you live and why? Chris dont lawyer this answer you magnificent bitch.

Joshua Cain

If you were to die tomorrow and discover that all the gods who were ever worshipped were real, which one would you try your best to avoid? Why?

el.brollo.loco

Ahoy Snark Tank Troopers! I’d just like to hear the rest of the answer for favorite albums. Only Sweeney answered last time then the convo got derailed. Much love!

Justice of the Adams

Hello Puerto Rico, Black Sabbath, and King Krust. I have a question for Derrick and Sweeney. I love Spiderman and I can't wait to play Miles Morales, but I think it would be amazing if Miles said Nigga on the regular. Using it as nouns, adjectives, verbs, all that shit. Throw in some NY slang and I would pay an absurd amount of money just for that. What do y'all think about it.

Some dude with too much free time

Hello extra crispys and the Hispanic spice! With you guys talking about some of your favorite bands and types of music, it’s made me wonder. What are some of your hot takes and unpopular opinions when it comes to music as well as some guilty pleasures?

My Name Is Tom Sweeney And I Hate The Grays

Hello there hispanic sorcerer and his two black crackers. I'm a huge fan from Singapore and I was wondering Let's say y'all became a warlock patron in a fantasy world. What kind of power would you grant your warlocks and what would you make them do. P.S Kinda late but did ya know, Amos Yee was a child actor, pretty ironic eh?.

the Blampy that Dangles

Hey, you three. Question. Have you ever had a toxic friendship you had to break up? If so, how did you do it? I recently had a really close online friend go off the deep end and go completely genuinely fascist, he started being really awful to me personally and it shattered my heart. In short. Have you had to cut someone off that you cared about?

Mr Ninja Fox117

Hey boys. My whole life I have found myself very interested, and creeped out by ancient Egyptian tombs. The idea of ancient pyramids with mummies in them, just creeps me out in the best possible way. Do you have any ancient cultures that you find yourself just watching YouTube videos about for hours? Because Egypt is that for me. Love the podcast, thanks for everything boys. Keep being deprived.

Matt Llew

Hello Rick, Chris and Oprah! If some screwed up person decided to make a movie based on the Snark Tank, who would you guys want to portray each other? You can select any actor dead or alive and age isn’t a factor. My suggestion.. Chris - 80s Rick Moranis Derrick - 00s Chris Rock Tom - Current Oprah Winfrey All the best! Matt

Do you think Brian Thompson's last word was WaAaAaAaAaAaAh

Hi. Did you guys have any movie characters that scared the living shit out of you as a child? My older cousins showed me Phantom at the Megaplex when I was 4 and the weird zombie guy from the opening haunted my nightmares for years.

Decwood

Hello Coochie Reciever Coochieless And too short to get coochie My question, involves games once more! Is there any games in particular that you've played that have obviously had the budget of a bologna sandwich and a coffee, but still ended up being pretty good? Mine would probably have to be Deadly Premonition, as it's very Silent Hill esqe. Love ya fellas

Jose Horrach

Hello my fellow minorities, this question is for Sweeny. Congratulations on your during the Rolling Loud stream, but I don't understand why you started screaming and losing your mind instead of actually performing. Would you care to clarify on why?

huggerderek

Hey there Chris Kringle Gun, Tom Santa, and SnowBlackGuy! Since Christmas is around the corner could you guys tell us about some of yall'a favorite Christmas gifts you've all gotten over the years. Happy holidays and merry fuckin snowness you sexy bastards!

Sweenus Swingin’ His Dingus

Due to Freaky Friday shenanigans you find that you have swapped bodies with one of your co-hosts for a day. Who would you like to have switched with and what would you do as them?

SpergGurtDirt

Hello C-bomb and the hard Rs. What is a question/kind of question you hate getting asked?

Gary Framacceli

Howdy hi-there Wiggles, Spiggles, and Niggles, do any of you dilapidated (Derrick's sweet ass excuded) nerds do sport? If so, which sport do you sport and how sporty are ya?

Akhaadi

Howdy do Keith Lee, Velveteen Dream, and James Ellsworth. What's the most degenerate song you could have played at your own funeral (i.e. Hentai Bitch by Shiki Senpai, half the stuff Nyanners covered, etc.)

Noms on ur penith

Hey Black Metal, Black Chad (Chris) and Some Black Guy (tom) What song brings you the most joy? My favourite song that brings me joy is Chelsea Grin’s Nobody Listened

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Hey you lovely people and Chris, I have a question for the Sweenster. If you had to chose between having every rap artist from here to infinity become a br*tish mumble rapper or become like Mario Judah, what would you chose? Also, you cannot kill yourself. A necromancer will revive you if you choose to.

it played with its penis

What’s up Chris and the weebs, what genuine hobbies do you have outside of your careers? Mine’s brewing my own drinks, I don’t care if I don’t make money from it because it’s a fun skill I use to create something with my own hands on my spare time. And no Chris, drinking Snapple isn’t a hobby. Obsessing over japanese stuff isn’t a hobby either, Chris’s weeb friends.

Atroshious

Gday fella, cobber and bloke. If you all got drafted. But had the choice of which branch of service you had to join, which would it be? You guys rock.

Tendercut

Hello Hispanic Uncle Tom, Some Guy the Xbox kinetic wouldn't view as a person and David Dukes Erotic Nightmare. If your dad's dick was hard and 1 inch into your ass and your dick was hard and 1 inch into your moms vagina, would you thrust forward 1 inch further into your mom or push back 1 inch deeper onto your dad to get out and away from it, no killing yourself?

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Greetings you Yankee doodle shitebags. As a Scot everytime I listen to this podcast and britain is brought up, my blood boils, my kilt ruffles and my haggis spoils. But it got me thinking, have you ever watched/listened to something outside of america and been mad about the things they said about americans or america? Or if that's too vague maybe something said from different states?

Jonathan Anguiano

Hello City boys, hope you are doing well. My question is for you guys today is what would you rather have: Gorilla strength (who are able to lift 6X their own weight) or have the agileness of a housefly. To give a clear image of their ability, if you had gorilla strength and weighed 150 pounds, you would lift 6X your own weight. So nearly 1,000 pounds. If you had the ability of a housefly, you’d virtually be moving around like fucking Goku in Dragon Ball Z, moving from across your hallway what would have been a few seconds becomes nearly instant. Hope you enjoyed the question and you guys have a good day now.

Sustingus

What is up my precious little cutiepies? My beautiful baby boys? Been listening to the podcast since it started to become a regular blight that the three of you adorable little goblin characters have decided to let ooze out into this lovely world of ours. While I would normally be happy to guzzle the honey of your content for free, my taint practically quivers in delight at the thought of having my questions answered. I'd like to know what your faviorate parts of the Destiny franchise are. Stories and events, no matter how vague or well known, that release even the tiniest trickle of seratonin within your brains? Any raids and dungeons you've really enjoyed? Maybe even just a noteworthy story from an LFG or playing with your friends? Also store entertainment on external hard drives, find out how to filter water, get out of high density urban areas, and horde non-perishable food. Safety and civility aren't real.

honestly names are cringe anyway

Hey Hollywood remade three amigos, now that Halloween has passed, and considering that thanksgiving isn't a real holiday, when is it ok to start getting ready for Christmas?

Big Sauce

Hey there, Sergeant Major Avery ****** (I’ll let you determine that), Death Dj0nt, and Kingston. If you were all serial killers, would your signature weapon and/or method of murder be?

Dekayto

Hello local Rap legends, Some Mario Black guy, Sweeney Juda, and Mc Serch from Third Base, my question today is about Thanksgiving. What is the worst possible thing to eat on thanksgiving? My girlfriend says she’ll eat mashed potatoes with Ranch dressing and I’m trying to show her how much of a sin that is.

Koray Hatay

Hello, you post-Tarantino-production practical gore effects! I've been noticing that there are a lot of famous content creators who seem trapped within the same format they were using nearly a decade ago; especially those who still use terms such as "SJW" and "snowflake" un-ironically. As people who have gracefully evolved your content into what appear to be passion projects, which makes me very happy for you, my question is this: How would a content creator successfully pull a 180 after their audience has become too comfortable? And would it make more sense to just quit, or even disappear to avoid consequences?

james passmore

what piece of entertainment have you been suggested to consume frequently that you haven't done because you're lazy?

Warhammer 40k Reference

Salutations Xenophobe, xenophile, and probably a xeno himself. If some big controversy were to start around you, but you got to choose what you did that got everyone up in arms, what would you choose? Grooming kids? Beat your wife? The possibilities are endless!

ChrisDancingForCarson'sSickPleasure

Howdy doody Booty Boys! Have you lads ever had a break-up song? I always thought the concept was campy and stupid until I had my first earth-shattering heartbreak this year. So what song jerked your tears after some lady jerked out your heart? For me it was Aphasia by Pinegrove (if you haven't heard of them I definitely recommend taking a listen).

Jose Horrach

I've asked this before they better answer this time lol

Romann flores

Hey racial epithets! If you could swap any trait/skill with any host, what would you take and why?

Bill Clit Tickler Clinton

Hey short Hispanic Jack Skelton, black Ashley Williams, and Tali Simp. Sweeney you would understand your name if you played Mass Effect you alien rascist. The question is would you rather drink a cup of your mothers period blood or a cup of your fathers semen?

If TERF is a slur, then it's the only acceptable one

Hey Black Chad and the Simps. I wanted to thank Derrick for exposing me to the song Vide Infra with his video about his experience getting into metal. Are there any songs you guys love that you found out about through interesting or strange means?

Blocked by Steve Shives

Hello Obviously disappointed Kanye voters what is something each of you did to distract from the hell that is the election cycle as a Canadian nothing gives me more joy than watching my nation's most powerful ally burn to the ground.

AllHandsOnDick

HEY HEY HEY! How are my 3 favorite spergs doing today. My question is quite simple, I will pick 3 of the best frontmen (for your preferred genre of music of course) and I want you to tell me which you'd drop, lose any and everything they've ever done. Chris, your choices are Joe Strummer (The Clash), Glenn Danzig (Misfits and Danzig), or Joey Ramone. Derrick your choices are Ozzy (Black Sabbath, solo career), Dio (Rainbow, Black Sabbath, solo career), or Rob Halford (Judas Priest, solo career). And Sween, I'm not to big on rap so forgive me if these aren't the best rap has to offer, but the choices I give you are Tupac, Dr Dre, or Chuck D. I hope you enjoyed this question and the rest of your day.

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hello Big Daddy, Little Sister, and Splicer, give me some Thanksgiving family dinner horror stories. At my table a while back my grandpa from Arkansas refused to acknowledge my sister’s wife and their child resulting in a crying/screaming match and me hiding upstairs with my cats who aren’t bigots. I love your faces, keep up the laughs, and stay safe!

Firm Bizkit

Hello my succulent sons. What did you guys think of the new Dunkey vid on The Last of Us 2?

Sustingus

What is up my precious little cutiepies? My beautiful baby boys? Been listening to the podcast since it started to become a regular blight that the three of you adorable little goblin characters have decided to let ooze out into this lovely world of ours. While I would normally be happy to guzzle the honey of your content for free, my taint practically quivers in delight at the thought of having my questions answered. I'd like to know what your faviorate parts of the Destiny franchise are. Stories and events, no matter how vague or well known, that release even the tiniest trickle of seratonin within your brains? Any raids and dungeons you've really enjoyed? Maybe even just a noteworthy story from an LFG or playing with your friends? Also store entertainment on external hard drives, find out how to filter water, get out of high density urban areas, and horde non-perishable food. Safety and civility aren't real. (Sorry to repost this, but the sweetie puddin’ and pie Derrick said that he wanted to save the question for when Chrissy baby boi got back as this question was spotted in the ocean of filth during the second Dark Tank)

2DSimp

Hello Sgt. Johnson, Darker Sgt. Johnson, and Special Agent Puerto Recon. My question is twofold. What is everyone's opinion on Halo: ODST? And would you guys be willing to do a playthrough of it together and stream it?

Higgle

What would you do if it turned out Chris-Chan was right

ChunkieBunch

Hello rule 63 version of The Snark Tank. I wanted to know about any really interesting or memorable Dungeons and Dragons moments. Huge fan of the podcast ps Derrick do you listen to any powermetal bands lile Sabaton or GloryHammer any way love the show.

Hee Larvey Boswald

Heya taste, texture and personality of twizzlers. As a writer I really want to make some fanart for you guys, but I can’t think of any written fanart that isn’t creepy fanfiction. Do y’all have any suggestions you’d like to see?

Cm

Quick question for Derek. Do you remember a stickdeath animation that was the stickmen fighting a squirrel that had HUGE nuts? Am I crazy? Am I the only one who remembers it?

Jose Horrach

Can you guys just gush about the new SOAD songs for a few mins?

james passmore

do you think Microsoft will put big Bethesda games on Playstation? more specifically elder scrolls 6, fallout 5, or the next doom. I don't think they will because you don't buy a company for 7 billion dollars to just to own a company and nothing else. But, what are your thoughts? ps sorry for the bad grammar but I'm Jewish

Gary Framacceli

You slut, you absolute fool, you complete nincompoop, and also the black ones, did you realize what nonsense you were releasing by telling us to change our names to Keith David? We have to change our names every week now. Fuck you.

The Grand Autismo

First time doing this, just pledged. This question is aimed mainly at Chris, but anyone can answer. Is there a end goal yall have in mind for your internet career? What would you think is your stopping point where you're satisfied and are able to just step away from online content? Not saying you should, just a curious question.

Ubershits, save time, shit out someone else's ass

Dear The black one, Tom "Thompson" Sween, and Chris "Yeah sex is cool but have you ever got a killionaire in Halo 3" RayGun, how would you advise a lame white dude find some black friends? Said lame white dude has plenty of white and Mexican friends, but lives in a city that's disproportionately not black in semi-rural inland SoCal. Should I just talk about DBZ and buy them chicken? I hear they like those things and I do too, so it's some early common ground.

Colin Moriarty

Hey there funky hispanic and his chocolate dynamic. Would you rather always be hard and never cum? Or always be flaccid and constantly cumming? Thanks for the laughs!

peparony

what's popping you 3 beautiful amalgamations of meat and fluids. Halloween season is officially over, and thus Christmas is now gonna forcefully shoved down our throats for the next 2 months. I am wondering what you guys generally think of the Christmas season, love it or hate it. That might be to broad, so an easier question would be something along the lines of "what is the best gift you have ever been given?". Keep making that good shit fellas, and if my question is one day somehow chosen to be read on the show, I will cure homelessness and fix global warming. That fate is on your hands, if you ignore this the world is doomed to suffer.

Pecheneg XVII

Hello blind, almost there, and pretty much blind. Is there a place/day when you weren't dressed for the occasion. I went to a extremely formal wedding as a teen, dressed in shorts and a dress shirt, looked so out of place with people in dresses and suits.

Araym22

Hey there Adobo, Paprika, and Iru. Let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, you're a lady who despises performing fellatio and your man offers to change the taste of his baby batter to anything you'd like. What would you choose? And don't pussy out with any of your high falutin, hollywood elite words and logic. Love the podcast, keep it up.

JoJo

Hello Tom Sweeny and his two groupies I guess. I'll be getting into content creation in the very near future and something I've noticed is that a handful of creators, such as Chris, Sween, and a few others, don't mind sharing their full government name with their audience while most creators guard that information very closely. What's you guys' take on people knowing your names and what advise would you give?

Viceroy

Hello Gen 3 Starting Pokemon (decide amongs yourselves which you are) The world is still smoldering and is still bathed in pestilence, so going out and doing anything is still bad. What have you destitude souls been doing to pass the time, and is there anything you guys recommend doing, for my life is as bland as flour. My first question ever btw, thanks for the entertianment and stay marginally safe.

Jonathan Anguiano

Hello Darkbeast Paarl (Chris), Micolash Host of the Nightmare (Sweeney), and Father Cascoigne (Derek)! My question for you guys today is which kind of item in a video game ( weapon, tool, gadget, machine, musical instrument, etc.) would you love to have in real life that you can use for actual practical uses? For me, it would be the Blood Vials from Bloodborne. Blood vials heal you up according to the information and story of them, from any disease, mortal wounds like a shot in the gut, burns and physical ailments that it makes it impossible for you to die. There after effects of becoming a Beastman but if you have a strong mind and handle of intakes then you’ll be able to stave off the chances of losing your mind. Keep up with the fantastic work, appreciate your thoughts and entertainment boys.

Tendercut

So uhh where’s the latest episode?

Bastardson

Heyo take my 25$ so How do you unholy trio feel about the potential existence of the supernatural or related things like ghosts, bigfoot, aliens, just things that may exist but no one can really prove and how would you react in face of one of these probably made up creatures

Wash yo ass

Hello gamers what death battle do you want to see? Ps I want to see sweeny vs Mario judah

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Dear Harry Cox, Master Bates, and Willy B. Hardagain, how do you guys feel about putting up a PO Box for your patrons to send you gifts and goodies galore for unboxing videos? Much like the great and late iDubbbz forever labeled a cuck for his gf’s OF. Love your work!

Zelex

Hello Yogi "Bear Hands" Sween, SomeBoxingBussyGuy, and Paul's gangly flesh slave. If any of you guys could have an army entirely made up of one specific thing what would it be? Ex: Brown bears, zombies, robots, emus, etc. Not looking for the most powerful just the one you would find fun

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Hey escaped mental patient, future serial killer, and Derrick "bad takes" Blackman. Not really a question but I thought it was interesting to think about. Hip hop/rap and Metal actually have a lot more in common than people realize. They both have songs about doing fucked up shit, both are the boogeyman of boomer news stations, both have heavy political undertones, both are innately rebellious. Despite this, the hip hop community and the metal community seem to have a passive aggressive distaste for each other and I don't understand why.

Big Sauce

I know I already asked something, but I saw the update on the 15th so I wanna do it anyway. Derek, please, make them listen to VOLA. It’s all the things they put in their criteria when you boys talked about the DOOM music. Virtually no screaming, djenty guitars, and a pretty fair amount of electronic stuff

Decrepit Dan

hello cheap haircut, acquitted homicide suspect, and ear cheese! What're the characters in cartoons/shows from your childhood that developed your taste in women? I think we can all agree that the Hex Girls from Scooby Doo, Shego from Kim Possible, and Gwen from TD had a much larger impact on ourselves than we anticipated.

Murderascended

Yo chris. Out of all of Halo Infinite what is the one fan made thing youd like to see. Im really hoping imsuck hasnt died in the last 6 years so we can get another HMV Hell.

Gay Cum Man

Good day people whose last names I genuinely thought were Blackman, Sweeny and Gay. How much money would it take for you to have spider eggs surgically implanted into your ears? It wouldn't hurt or affect your health at all but once they hatch you'll be able to hear and feel them moving around every now and then for the rest of your life. Also, when they're happy, they'll start purring. Also also, you three are so distractingly funny that you gave me second degree welding burns so thanks a lot Cunt, Cunts and Cunty. (You can decide amongst yourselves which one's which but Chris is definitely Cunty.)

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

was 3:00am PST, Chris "Ray gun" Maldanado was playing halo infinite. His eyes bloodshot red from staring at the screen for so long. Halo infinite was everything he dreamed of. Great sandbox, great graphics, Craig, etc. he is near the end of the campaign during what seems to be arbiter's death. Chief holds the arbiter in his arms, listening to his last words. "Master chief, we're it so easy..." Chris's eyes begin to well up as this old warrior dies a warriors death. However, the arbiter wasn't quite finished yet. He snapped his head towards the camera and said "....FUCK CHRIS RAY GUN AND HIS SLAVES!" The arbiter screamed with fire and passion that Chris could not comprehend. The arbiter then passed away at that moment. Sadness turned to confusion and fear. A rush of questions had entered his mind How did the arbiter know his name in the games universe? Was this a prank? A nightmare? Was this a universal decision by the game staff to include this line in game? If so, for what purpose? Before he could ponder this further, he heard a loud bashing by his front door. Chris became ever more terrified, but alas, he went to answer the door anyway. When he opened the door, he found Keith David standing right in front of him, covered in blood. Normally Chris would be giddy and excited that his idol is standing right in front of him, but this time he only felt fear. His fears were justified as seen by the decapitated heads of Tom Sweeney and Derrick in his left hand and the bloodied knife in his right. As Chris was in shock from what was in front of him, Keith David looked directly in his eyes and became so filled with rage that every single one of his veins popped out and started pulsating. He started foaming at the mouth and popped a blood vessel in his eyes so they became a deep red. The very sight of Chris caused Keith to feel only one emotion: hate. Once Chris realized the danger he was in, he began running for his life

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Keith gave him a headstart, as he knew Chris had no chance of escaping as he was trapped in his apartment with no way out. "What's the deal, skip?" Keith said angrily. "I thought you hated going fast!" Chris made a full stop and turned to Kieth. "THATS NOT TRUE I MADE THAT EXPLICITLY CLEAR IN THE VID- AUUGH!" Chris was interrupted by a Keith throwing a kitchen knife across the room and pinning Chris's right hand to the wall. "What did I ever do to you?!" He wailed. "I admired you, we all did!" Keith power walked towards Chris with his blood red eyes. "You know exactly what you did, skip!" He looked directly in Chris's eyes and pushed the knife further into his hand. Keith's cool voice kept him from using his offhand to resist him. "You. Didn't. Answer. My. QUESTION!" Chris was taken aback by Keith's statement. "What the hell are you talking about?" Chris replied sobbing. Keith got even more angry and gave the knife a twist. As Chris began to wail from the pain, Keith responded with "the ffffffucking questions on the podcast motherfucker. I asked damn good questions too, but you NEVER responded to them," Chris had a sudden realization. "You're that user who asked the best questions that I ignored to fuck with you! I'm so sorry, please let me answer your questions and not kill me!" Chris pleaded. "Sorry, skip. It's too late for that," Keith stated "time to die." Chris closed his eyes and awaited his fate, at least he is to die at the hands of his idol. However, he heard a familiar voice. "Get your hands off him." A large figure appeared from the shadows. Was it a big dog? a big bear? A lion? No, it was "...Mario 'Judah' Kingston, and I am here to avenge my brother!"

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Avenge your brother? Tom HATED you. So much so that he denied being related to you." Keith stated aggressively. "True, my brother hated my music and refused to associate with me due to his undying love for conformist hip hop," Mario stated "despite this, he remains family to me and I WILL have justice for his murder." Keith took a deep breath. "Listen here, skip. You have a promising musical career ahead of you. Don't waste it trying to kill me." Keith said in his smooth, disarming voice. Mario chuckled, "your powers don't work on me, I can manipulate my copious amounts of sweat at the molecular level," He explained. "I've solidified them as earplugs, making your powers null and void n****."For the first time in years, Keith David felt fear for the first time. Mario's use of the n word scared him to the very core of his soul. "I could solidify my sweat into mini ice-picks and kill you, but I have a better option in mind," Mario threatened. "Oh god please no, anything but that." Keith said in pure terror. But his pleads would go unanswered. Mario began to rap with such grace and style that his fire beats caused Keith David to literally catch on fire and turn to ash. His beautiful singing voice healed Chris ray guns right hand in a flash. "Thank you, thank you so much" Chris said with tears in his eyes. "Don't celebrate just yet, you have a podcast to run," Mario graciously stated. "B-but without Tom and Derrick how can I continue?" Chris asked. "I don't know about Derrick, but I know someone who can cover for my brother." Mario stayed, suggesting that he should be the one to take his place. "Well, you do look a lot like him," Chris stated. "Yeah, I know," Mario replied. And from here on out, things would be business as usual, except with Mario playing as himself and as his brother.

simpathy.

gday you snark fucks. what is the one thing that you would to someone that is a dick move, but has no effect on you? i would help some random reverse parking until they hit something, and then leave

Abboosi

Greetings, only patreon I pledge that isn't cosplayers or hentai artists, Game jam design challenge: Come up with a concept for a game given a one-word prompt: Poop What's it look like? How does it play? It can be as big or small as you like, etc.

Wibbly Wobbly Big Tower Thingies

Big greets to metal cover channel, Bigger better Kodak Black, And too much splash damage future weapon. I recently watched requiem for a dream, and it’s W E I G H I N G O N M E have y’all seen any movies that stuck with you for a long period after viewing? (Besides sorry to bother you)

dort snort

Hello, Shot uncle ben, Shot uncle ben and Andrew Garfield. I'm new to the patreon but I'm glad I can finally support. Quick question what's the farthest someone has gone to get you attention and how far have you guys gone to get someone's attention?

james passmore

Hello sween and Derrick, are you filled with the exaggerated swagger of a black teen?

user

Hey dream team, would you ever consider reading any fanfic on the podcast or at the very least describe any experience or thoughts of it? This question came up when I watched Internet Historian’s video “My Immortal”. I asked this question but rest assured, I am not a lunatic that does this sort of thing. I just thought it would make a great segment. Keep it up! Hope I wasn’t too late in asking

KillerBiscuit

Hey Halo Stan, Mario Judah, and The one with exaggerated swagger of a black teen. What’s the farthest you when to get with a girl?, example I went a whole week pretending to be vegan to get with a girl I liked in High school.

Decrepit Dan

howdy hiv, hepatitis c, and severely gangrenous gonorrhea, ever consider doing a drinking podcast? I love watching people get shit faced, especially the vid where shoe was drinking to a buzzfeed article or something. much curses and grim tidings to you, fuck you all!

somerandomdude

Hello the three headed beast that makes up The Snark Tank. What is something that everyone loves that you either don’t like or hate? I personally can’t stand Mario 64. It is a unplayable mess to me.

DansDeadInside

Hey snark tank Oreo, people often ask embarrassing questions about you guys but I want to know about some of your bad ass shit. What’s your top 3 most bad ass moments?

Sustingus

Why hello there my precious little kittens, daddy’s here to ask another question since my last one was a little too specific and it would’ve left out Derrick. After all, I’d hate for one of my babies to loose out from suckling at the supple teat of my endlessly intriguing question. Fuck, marry, kill. Sargon, Paul Joseph Watson, and NoBullShit Or, alternatively, you have to pick one to defend you against the others as the others try to kill you. Sweeny, you can’t kill yourself in either scenario.

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HEY THERE, SOME BLACK VOID where his heart used to be, SIR CHRISTOPHER the wielding ego ray gun, and TOM BREAKER of knee caps and ALL that is not human. The alien invasion that you guys eluded to at the end of the year most likely won’t happen, but I would highly consider hosting an art competition for the end of 2020? I have no doubt you guys have fans with exceptional talent. Would be so cool to see such destructive and vulgar art of you guys facing the end of the world. Love the show and love you boys! Happy December and PRAY that Sweeney doesn’t awaken his magic weenie and begin the alien invasion quest line.

Blocked by Steve Shives

Hey Puerto Rican Wario with the npass Puerto Rican Luigi and Black Mario . Have any of you met doppelgängers of yourselves and if so did you take the appropriate action and kill them before they took your place.

A Level 1 Cleric

Praise helix brothers. Whats the worst thing thats happened to you, but turned out to be beneficial in the end. For example, my answer would be when I got deathly ill for 6 days, but it wound up beneficial since I never left my apartment to have a smoke and inadvertently got the kick start I needed to quit for good.

Cute Femboi With Sexy Thigh Highs

Hey Fragile Skeleton, Bussy Master, and Unhinged Psychopath. I wanted to ask if you were forced to cosplay as any fictional character for 1 month straight who would it be. P.S. You can't pick 'Shot Uncle Ben' or 'Head Bashed In Joel.'

That's his name. That whole thing is his name.

Greetings Keith David’s golden boys! I recently went down some weird rabbit holes on the internet and I was wondering, what are some of your favorite conspiracy theories, whether you actually believe them or not. One of my favorites is how Kurt Cobain faked his death and became Rivers Cuomo from the band Weezer, it’s obviously complete bullshit, but still kinda fun to research this kind of stuff. They could be about politics, celebrities or whatever the hell else. I would love to hear you guys talk/argue about this sort of stuff in your signature comedic fashion.

A boil living on the back of Chris's neck that whispers dark secrets in his ear

Hey there one of the monsters from the descent, a golem made from the nword written on a gamestop receipt, and xXx_pu55yd3str0yer69_xXx. I've been listening back since the first episode when Chris decided to give up on the podcast for about a year but now thanks to my government giving me money for the world being on fire, I can finally afford to throw a few shekels your way. Anyway, my question is this. Imagine a rich stranger offers to pay for you to travel to somewhere in the world, on all expenses paid 5 star trip. They would pay the cost of everything you did for as long as you wanted to stay. Where would they have to offer to send you, in order for you to refuse? For example, if someone offered to send me to Chelsea I would refuse because the accent would make me want to claw my eyes out.

George Washington Super Soldier

Hello, Scott the Woz, Luigi Judah, and Mr. Blackm...oh my God! Derrick, breaking news, Dr. Drew reported dead in Miami this morning. First time Patron here, literally made an account just for you boys. I wanted to show some support as I've been a fan of Chris since like 2015 but only just came around on the Podcast around late August. It's helped me through a really tough time and I'm now a huge fan of the three of you collectively and individually. I really do hope and wish you guys continue to thrive and reach new heights. Big love. My question has to do with last night's fight. Not Mike Tyson or whatever no the real one with Jake fucking Paul. Holy shit that was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It brings me such animal joy knowing that Nate Robinson will have to spend the rest of his life known as the dude who got laid the fuck out by Disney Channel Flow Kid. This is my new favorite form of live entertainment: YouTubers knocking the shit out of accomplished athletes. What YouTuber v athlete match up would you three really love to see play out like Jake Paul's? I for one would give just about anything to watch PewDiePie rock LeBron James in the ring, of course with Snoop's commentary. Once again, keep up the greatness and much love.

Cute Femboi With Sexy Thigh Highs

Hello Crippling Fragility, Perverted Sex Fiend, and Tiny Ape Brain. First time being able to become a patron since a lost my job at the start of the start of the world ending, and I wanted to ask if you could have any plasmid/vigor from the Bioshock series which one would you choose? I would pick Telekinesis since I just like the idea of being able to pick things up with my mind. Much love and keep up the great content you sacks of human waste!

MelficeOne

Hey there you three (No Wacky Nicknames from this dude) Heres your hypothetical: You are locked in on a playground with an endless stream of 5-Year olds incoming, horde mode style how many of them would you be able to beat before succumbing to your demise. Rulseset: - the 5 year olds are out for blood and will only stop if severely incapacitated or dead - the 5 year olds have no formal fight training and are unarmed, but they will use scratching and biting - the playground is a circle with a diameter of approximately 100 ft, and you can not leave it - there are no weapons but standard playground equipment (a Jungle Gym, a 2-swing swingset, a wooden playhouse and a slide . the playgrounds floor is regular sandbox sand) may be used to attack. - the 5 year olds come in waves of 10 at once with wave size increasing by 1 every 5 waves. a new wave comes in every 20 minutes Good luck

Danny DaVito Fucked Matt Walsh to death (It was Consensual)

Greetings giver of steroids to gorillas, destroyer of worlds, and the man who will outlive us all in the apocalypse. I want to know what was the worst thing to happen to you during the Christmas season. One time I got into a car crash because a guy dressed as Santa was jay walking and my dumbass friend swerved out of the way.

AllHandsOnDick

Hey hey hey Snark babys, how are you all doing this fine December evening, and can you believe its already December, with the ever encroaching end of this God forsaken year, I have one thing on my mind, Star Wars. And how terrible the movies have been lately. But its not all bad, there have been some shiny nuggets in the pile recently, and I want to know what your personal favorite piece of recemt Star Wars media had been lately. Me personally it was Jedi Fallen Order, that game renewed my faith in star wars games and their future. Have a lovely evening you shit sacks