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Solo Snark Tank - Questions (Patreon)

Published:
2020-12-22 03:54:26
Imported:
2026-06

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Hey yo! We’re each recording solo podcasts tailored to answering questions for each of us specifically.

Please follow the following format to simplify organization on our end.

“(Host Name: Question)”

Example -

“Sweeny: How many games of DND do you think you’ve played at this point?

Chris: How long does it take to edit a Snark Tank?”

Comments

King of Slaps

Chris: why doesn't my dad love me :(

SinCityJag

Chris: What is the process of making original songs like Reality Calls or Fall in Line like?

Wretched Spawn

Derrick: What's your opinion on the band, Seven Dust? I reallyyy wanted to like them, but I couldn't get into their music. Thx dude, stay frosty.

ZestyDonger

Derek: Nerdy ass question, but what is your opinion of the current deathcore scene, you more of a modern deacore fan (eg. Brand of Sacrifice / Shadow of intent) or more of an old school guy (Suicide Silence / Old Whitechapel)?

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Sween: Why do you choose to go into a nursing career? Also are you ever afraid of potential employers seeing the podcast and not hiring you because of some of the things you guys joke about (imo if this happened it would be extremely unfair. I personally worry about this happening to me because of my YouTube channel.) -Luci Derrick Ever started playing with that zweihander and accidentally giant daded the fuck outta something in your house.... because I’ve done this, I collect swords I get carried away a bit too often, accidentally scared the penguins outta thus girl I had over... -Luci Chris: I get the feeling you subscribe to a kind of nihilism, I’m not sure though I’m just curious, did you ever read up on any nihilist literature? Or is there no relation? Do you think penguins should be slaughtered in the most brutal methods possible because they’re secretly transmitters used by aliens to put violent ideas on our heads to cause war, and polka exists only because it cancels out these waves??? -Luci I know I signed it three times. I am a creature of redundancy

StellarShibe

Chris: Do you like me? 👉👈

Wretched Spawn

Derrick: What's your favorite song(s) from Judas Priest and Iron Maiden? Thx for reading.

TheProseKnight

Chris: Which Halo multiplayer do you think you are the best at and which is your favorite to play? I personally love halo 3 but I think I'm better at 2 or CE or even 5.

SpergGurtDirt

Sweeny: what do you feel is the best/worst Pokémon gen and why? Any favorite/least favorite remakes?

Arod the goon king

Sweenest Christ: what is your favorite Star Wars legends content and are you a fan of Dave filoni pulling content from legends to build the new Disney cannon or should they try to craft new stories? I personally love the thrawn trilogy and kotor.

user

Hey Christopher “where is my ego” Maldonado: Twitch has been on my conscience as a fiendish Corp that gradually becomes so self centered and imbalances it’s creators with unfair bans, censorship, and running ads constantly. I appreciate what it was and did to gaming, but never enjoyed going there and seeing THE BOYS stream. Would you consider maybe uploading your vods to YouTube? Dear other blackguy: Have you considered your career options as of late? You worry me greatly and I do hope you do well with nursery or whatever the hell. Your loving fan, user To Derrick Blackmale: I was in the middle of watching Detroit Rock City and thought how worlds apart we all got from fashion and attitudes from the 90s. What is your thoughts on the music that shaped kids in the 90s to today? Which do you think is/defines “cool”? (If you seen the movie, please rate it) Example: 1990s Rock/metal = anti government and reflection of humanity’s evil 2000s Hip-hop/rap = self made and the impact of culture

Wretched Spawn

Derrick: One of my fav bands is Skindred. I love their odd blend of Reggae with Metal. I know many traditional metalheads aren't really fond of genre blending (ex: lots of them hate metal with hip-hop), but how do you feel about genre blending in Metal? Thanks for reading.

Wretched Spawn

Derrick: I know both you and Sweeny said in an earlier podcast that you guys didn't really experience pressure from your black peers for not being "black enough" or "acting white". So let me make the question more specific. Have you really never felt a bit outcasted by your black peers for being a metalhead? Sadly, I have in my youth (reminder, I'm black too lol), but fortunately I learned to deal with it later in life. Thanks dude. P.S. I love this famous interview clip from Lemmy Kilmister of Motörhead answering a question from a black metal fan haha https://youtu.be/skGEBgePHtk

Jennifer Luviano

Sweenbean: did your parents or friends ever give you a funny nickname? Chris: Is cereal soup? Derrick: what is something that everyone looks stupid doing ?

Da White Devil

Chris: how do I stop feeling a soul burning loneliness? Please, I need to know. Sween: what is your favorite breed of dog (or cat), and why that breed? Derek: is it gay to get your own cum on your chest when you masterbate?

Jonathan Anguiano

Hey Guys! Hope you are doing well and prepared for the next coming week of Christmas and New Years. It’s be nice to end things nice and easy for this year. Anyways my questions are (to whoever is reading the questions relating to themselves): Chris: You tend to give more information about the negative sides of being a celebrity, but what are some positive perks (if any) about it? Derek: Is your name spelled Derrick or Derek? I honestly have no idea. Also, what was one of the most biggest accomplishment in a video game that you look so fondly back on? Sweeney: You often mention that you went to school you had to learn to defend yourself in order to survive. What was the worst fight you had gotten yourself into and how did it all end? Love all you guys very much, you’ve brought a wonderful year of happiness into my ears every single month and salute a happy Christmas and New Years to all three.

The Dudeslayer

Sweeny: What do you personally find to be your favorite Spell or Magical item in dnd? Chris: Does it ever get tiresome that people keep trying to get you and Shoeonhead to copulate? Derrick: How is it that the only woman that are attracted to me are either some of my old hyper left acquaintances I used to be nice too, or they are into Race Play? I’m just a Nigga trying to find a wholesome relationship, and some of the people actually scare me.

huggerderek

Sweeny: If you could have some justus from Naruto which ones would you want to have? I'd definitely want Naruto's shadow clone and rasengan. Chris: What is your opinion on blink-182? They're my all time favorite band. Derrick: How does it make you feel when youre having sex with a woman and she uses your race in her dirty talk? For example "fuck me with that black cock." Personally it makes me bust harder than shaken soda pop.

Atrosoni

Sweeny: how do you create your DnD characters, not just class wise but personality and is there a running theme for their personalities?

Jose Horrach

Derrick: Which band put on the best live show you've ever seen, and why was it GWAR?

Ed Asner

Sorry to be "that guy", but it's a question I'd like to hear answered by each of you. It fits the solo cast format given the personal nature. All: What do you feel was the best decision you ever made? Could be something routine like "I'm going to start exercising", or maybe an opportunity that you decided to jump on like "I will start YouTube full time". Much love from a long time listener boys. Keep em high and tight.

Ed Asner

Follow up questions... BlackMan: You're President, what are the three things you'd most like to change? Swoop: If you had to defend earth from Alien invasion with one weapon, what would you choose? Mando: What makes you consistently laugh the hardest?

Higgle

Would you rather star in vore porn and no one ever sees it except for your mom, OR you don’t star in vore porn but everyone thinks you did.

John Barlich

sweeney: what has been your favorite moment of straight up hilarity from the snark tank. Chirs: what made you want to. do the snark tank Derrick: what made you interested in metal. Also who is ypur favorite metal band.

Pecheneg XVII

Universal question: which piece of cartoon cinema are you nostalgic for? For me its, the last rain forest, I forgot this movie existed until last year great movie.

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

Chris: heyho Christopher, my question for you is simple. So the next tattoo I plan on getting is a collection of my favorite PS2 characters driving Sweet Tooth’s ice cream truck. Kratos in the driver’s seat, King from Tekken in the passengers seat, and Clank laid out on the front between the headlights like a hood ornament. If you were to get a collage of your favorite video game characters who would they be and what would they be driving? Hope the new year serves you well.

DundurHead

Sweeny: when you play dnd do you prefer combat driven adventures or story based adventures? Im trying to put together a new campaign and just wondering what your favorite things are when playing since im usually on the DM side.

Watch the Big Lez show y fakin kants

Sweeny: What exactly made a twisted lovcraftian entity such as yourself decide to be a nurse and help people? Chris: How would you aproach making a Halo movie. Derek: How does it feel to channel and weave the power and energy of Mario Judah into a form understandable to a human being.

TexasTaterSalad

Chris or Sweeney: What is your all time favorite exotic from Destiny? Could be because of lore or gameplay whatever

Romann flores

Chris: how do you feel about d2? Do you think bungie is taking it it in the right direction? Or are you just happy with whatever they put out? also you won the ‘super speed but eyes closed V invisible but screaming’ debate. What’s an album you recommend? Sweeny: would you ever do a cover of Die Very Rough by Mario Judah? Also speed without sight is incredibly fun, you’re just a pussy. What album would you recommend? Derrick: what’s the dumbest thing you’ve done just to lay pipe? Any other music covers coming? What album would you recommend?

james passmore

Sween: do you recommend watching the clone wars in chronological order or regular order?

Big Sauce

Derrick: Do you think there are many genuinely innovative artists in the modern metal and rock scene? The latest sort of innovation I can think of is when Architects did their djenty ass Doomsday riff but then everyone else in metalcore kinda copied it. I just think it’s a little sad that festivals are still pretty much entirely headlined by either bands from the 70’s to the 00’s or bands mimicking their styles. Mycelia (slightly deathcorish, djenty stuff combined with weird showtunie things) and VOLA (proggy djent mixed with electronics that uses 98% clean vocals) are cool as shit and pretty damn unique in my opinion.

Big Sauce

Sorry it’s so long. I’m enthusiastic about this shit

Papa Nurgle

Been here for a bit thought I'd ask the question that everyone's chomping at the bit to know. - How do y'all like your coffee?

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

Chris: Curious halo related question for ya. What are your thoughts on the live action halo move “Halo Forward Unto Dawn”? Personally I thought it was alright and delivered on making the covenant look and feel like a genuine threat as well as how they portrayed Master Chief, the main character wasn’t much of a problem though as chief took over pretty early into the second act. Keep up the good work and hope your Christmas was grand.

.selkies

Derrick: Do you fuck with The Punk Rock MBA's content? Are there any other rock or metal related channels you watch?

Ryan

Sweeney: Who would you consider the current #1 rapper and why is it Kendrick?

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

Sween: my boy who is late on his taxes this month, my question for you today is what are your top 3 favorite gameboy advance games? Mine are Mario Kart Super Circuit, Metroid Fusion, and Castlevania Aria of Sorrow.

The Royal Cum Catcher

Derek: As a Wrestling fan myself who fell in love, out of love and back in love with it all, who do you think has the best entrance music? And who would you love to create one for if you could?

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

Derek: what are three obscure games from the past you loved but nobody else seems to know about. Mine are Starcraft 64, Killer Instinct Gold, and Lord of the Rings Conquest.

The man that will one day fuck your daughters

Sweeny: whats the most outlandish thing thats happened in one of your dnd sessions? For me it would have to be rolling a nat 20 and convincing a bunch of robot guards i was their new boss and going through the dungeon unobstructed

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

Derek: what are some obscure fighting games you’d recommend. Personally I’d recommend Samurai Showdown VI, it’s got the most insane roster of characters, more than Marvel vs Capcom 2 is argue.