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January 2021 Questions Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2021-01-05 12:55:06
Imported:
2026-06

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Do not make us cringe, but ask away! It’s a new year, boyo!

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Sweenus Swingin’ His Dingus

Dear Man Who Killed Jimmy Hoffa, you and Alien Hater answered this question many moons ago with Minion Lady (Gabby) but I don’t think we ever got Black Metal’s opinion: is it gay to suck your own dick?

Higgle

I just mixed together a big bowl of mommy’s pills from her funny drawer, how many handfuls should I eat?

Ryan

Dear Legally Blind, Most Fuckable Earlobes, and I'm too scared to say anything about Sweeny, I recently had a conversation about the worst people in congress and it moved to how punchable Ted Cruz's face is. Someone else said punching his face wasn't enough. He wanted to emasculate and degrade him the worst way possible by raping him. Keep in mind he's straight and would get no pleasure from it, he just hates Ted Cruz that much. Is there anyone in mind you would want to gay rape as a form of public humiliation?

DovahKing

Greetings Ideal Masters of the Soul Carin. Have you ever rage quit from a game before, if so what was the game and why did you rage quit? Love you all, you wonderful peices of meat.

Sloshy Scout

Hey Sween Team and the Dream Machine. I am not caught up on the podcast, but am enjoying it so far, and I have a two part question you hopefully haven't answered. What is you least favorite album (or song) from you favorite band/artist, and what is you favorite album (or song) from your least favorite band/artist?

Pecheneg XVII

Hello fellas, there are many hateful things to be called, homo, fuckface and cumcicle, but would u rather be called a paedophile or a Zoophile? Both if these things will ruin lives worse than you can imagine. love the podcast and hope you fellas have a great 2021 looking forward to supporting all three of you cheers

StellarShibe

*posted this in the december thread but I think it may have fallen through the cracks so I'll just paste it here in case* Hey guys, how's it goin? Long time listener, first time patron. I paid five dollars to let Kingston know that I really appreciate him mentioning how good Destiny 2 is on pc. I usually game on console and was really big into D1 back in the day, but fell off of D2 right after the Leviathan raid came out due to lack of interest and content. Since I've been gone though there has been a ton of stuff added to the game and it feels brand new, plus it runs amazingly on pc. My question is: Have you guys seen Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood? I know Chris is not big on anime and it made me curious if he had an opinion on it. I consider FMAB to be my favorite anime of all time easily and if you havent seen it I think youd really enjoy it. Anyways thanks for all the content to help distract me from the existential nightmare that is my life. ♡ cheers!

Hee Larvey Boswald

Heya fellas. As New Yorkers and a Californian, what do you like or dislike about growing up in such a culturally distinct place, and are there any other places you enjoy? Personally as a Texan, the food is fantastic and I’m proud to be from the city that repainted JFK’s dashboard, but the religion is a little much for me and I’ve always felt more home in Albuquerque and the New Mexico pueblos.

TheDumpsterWizard

Greetings crotch goblins who are as dysfunctional as they are disfigured, my question is rather simple; what's your most entertaining "I got cock blocked by..." story Back in high school my then girlfriend and I were getting busy near a secluded section of river just off the local park when a stray turtle interrupted us! Needless to say she stopped everything and took the turtle home. So yeah, I got cock blocked by a turtle

Wibbly Wobbly Big Tower Thingies

Hello Christophe Raymundo Gunther, Bigger better Kodak Black, and ex French fry addict. Been listening to the podcast throughout the entirety of the plague and y’all made this year bearable. Your terrible conversations were able to help drown out what got me down this last year. My question is if you could travel back in time to see any event in person (jfk assassination, queen concert, showing yourself at a young age something from the future, etc.) where in time would you go?

PapaGzeus

Greetings "objectively", "eck-specially", and "wild"! I finally watched Castlevania thanks to you magnificent bastards and holy shit it's great. There's a lot I want to talk about but I don't want to spoil anything for the other listeners, so let's talk villains since Castlevania really knows how to write likable ones. Who are your favorite villains of all time and why? They could be from any medium of media

Jonathan Anguiano

Happy New Year Chris, Derrick, and Sweeney! Hope you’re New Year’s Eve and Day was fun as it could be during a lockdown. Anywhore, my question is: What video game did you guys complete to it’s entirety (if you have) that you spent countless hours on but enjoyed every moment of it? Recently, last year during the summer, I completed the entire Spyro Trilogy games that took probably a week worth of hours trying to get everything from the worlds and their secrets. Later men and may the good blood guide your way.

Murderascended

Well hey there Ripa Moramee, Thel Vadam, and Rtas Vadum. A while back i diacovered who unit 731 was and was curious which race or ethnicity of people do you think was the most brutal.

Edgy Hecker

Hey you 3 muskytears. Small question but doesn’t Ian Miles Cheong’s Twitter pfp kinda look like a not fucked up, but still bad, looking Brian Peppers picture? Keep up the funnies please as they’re a highlight of my week.

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

Greetings taxpayers that fund Obama’s Michigan lake house/drone factory electric bills. Due to unforeseen circumstances involving my dog wanting to kill anything that moves (aka my disc tray). My PS2 is out of commission and I will be bringing my Xbox 360 slim to college now. The Xbox related question is as follows, would you rather have the earth be invaded by the Locust from Gears or the Covenant. By the way Chris, your old halo videos got me into Halo during quarantine and I’ve made it my mission to beat Halo’s Reach through 4 which has been a frustrating but gratifying ride so far. So thanks a million guy.

Warwolf

Greetings genocide enthusiast, Master Chief’s boy toy, and Derrick “I’ll blow out Tali’Zorah’s back like a WWE table” Blackman. Now that we’re into January, what would you consider your biggest accomplishment of 2020? It could be a video, song, personal goal, etc. For me, sitting inside all day made me realize how fat I was so I started working out again and I’ve lost 4 pounds in the past month. Hopefully, 2020 wasn’t a complete shitshow for you three. Enjoy the new year, you internet hobgoblins.

Jose Horrach

Hey guys! So lets get a little personal and risqué. What are some the wildest sexual experiences/story you guys have to share? One of my stories is that I was the bull in not 1, but 2 cuckold relationships simultaneously. (meaning I was the guy plowing the wifes). Inquiring minds would like to know!

huggerderek

Happy 2021 hip hop, hardcore, and punk rock. I would love to know what rappers all consider top tier. Yes, even you Christopher. Personally my tops are Kendrick, Vince Staples, Childish Gambino, and early Eminem. Love you guys and stay safe my fellow minorities.

KillerBiscuit

Hello gaming nerd, metal nerd, and just nerd, what’s that one gaming experience that made you question your love for gaming and immediately regret buying or having your parents buy it

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hello boys! Hope you’re doing well, I was wondering how you guys feel about the girl proposing to her bf? I know you’re all very progressive and don’t think it’s sacrilegious or anything, but I was wondering if you personally, as men, look forward to popping the big Q and if you would feel like you missed out if the girl proposed OR if you would be ecstatic and overjoyed if the girl took initiative? Was maybe thinking of taking said initiative myself...thanks for all the laughs my dudes!

james passmore

Why is your upload frequency still terrible even with the added day? Don’t get me wrong this is my favorite podcast and have now been supporting it for a year but can you just release the uncut version if you can’t make the deadline?

Gamecontroller25

Sup Screaming meats, were you ever excited for a game , but slowly get more and more scared that it would be not as good as you hoped? I ask this because Guilty Gear Strive (a new fighting) looks and plays fine, but all the competitive players say it wont be as good. But if I know one thing its that the soundtrack will be sick as hell. Love ya fools.

2DSimp

Hello Shorter George Lopez, Slightly Taller Kevin Hart, and Discount Stevie Wonder. What you guys want written on your tombstones? Personally, if I die in the military I would want 'I can't fuckin believe I died for this country.' Love you guys and stay awesome. P.S. Sweeney, seriously, play the mass effect trilogy ya bloody heathen.

Schizophrenic Helldiver

Hey boys, I've been a fan for quite a while now and just wanted to thank you for all the laughs you've given me throughout the years. I wouldn't say I'm depressed but I've had the big sad for about 4 years and you guys never fail to put a smile on my face.

Steel Strider

What’s up grey-scaled color slider podcast, I was wondering what you guys think of exclusives, whether that be Netflix v Hulu or PC v Consoles, how do you guys feel about the effects of more and more platforms having their own exclusive content, even when that means undercutting a platform that used to have access to it (ie: Peacock taking The Office off of Netflix)

Zachary Parsley

Y’all killed Dr. Dre and gave the other one covid.

Danny DaVito Fucked Matt Walsh to death (It was Consensual)

Hello my smaller clone, the physical manifestation of xenophobia, and man who would kill other two for an advanced pocket pussy. I wanted to know what you guys would do if the Keith David started throwing rotten apples at you on the streets of LA.

RIP Racist Walt Junior, struck down by Israel

Dear Large Black, Smaller Black, and Sickly Puerto Rican, What character or characters have made an impact on you the most today, i.e the most memorable, the most admirable, the most terrifying, ect?

Sustingus

Fuck, marry, kill. Sargon, Paul Joseph Watson, and NoBullShit. Not trying to stir up shit involving these people; I just find it hilarous when you make fun of them. Especially Paul's gigantic Master Hands. Or, alternatively, you have to pick one to defend you against the others as the others try to kill you. Sweeny, you can’t kill yourself in either scenario.

That's his name. That whole thing is his name.

Greetings to my favorite group of far right racists! What was the first experience with online gaming and what was you reaction to it? For me it was Mario Kart Wii and I just remember my 10 year old brain just being blown by the intro where it showed what country everyone was from.

THE KING OF HAPHAZARD

Anyone else have flashbacks of Chris O'Neil's (OneyPlays) little Hitler clone hypotheticals during this clone conversation? Or is it just me.

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

Greetings Mario Wario and the almighty winged Goomba. Had a nice conversation with my sister reminiscing about the old days when we traded Pokémon on our GBA’s, remembering the Pokémon blue and red days made me think back to when Nintendo weren’t cancer of the earth. What are y’all’s thoughts on the totalitarian dipshit windowlickers that run Nintendo now after the whole #FreeMelee fiasco as well as the cease and diciest on the poor soul just making Etika joycons. What needs to change? Stay beautiful my taxpayers.

Murderascended

Hey there boyas of the Goya. Have yall ever miscalculated the math of life? Ex. When i was overseas (former marine infantry) some army guys had a baby goat. It challenged my power so at night i decided to "hang" out with it on the roof. I didnt realize it didnt have enough mass to break its own neck and had to scramble to find 2 cinder blocks to tie the rope around its feet and kick the blocks over the edge from all the noise it was making i thought it was gonna get me in trouble.

causewthoutrebel

The U.S. is falling apart as I type this so I will ask a question while my five dollars still have worth. To lighten this dire situation I ask how would the three of you hideout/survive in Trump's nationalist dystopia? I personally would dress as a middle class white man while secretly being homeless.

JarlaxleFD

Greetings the Keith David fancast. I have made friends with an officer of the law and he keeps hinting I should call him his first name. Problem is his first name is Begneegha (pronounced big n*gga). He is a near seven foot tall muscular police officer and I feel uncomfortable calling him this in public. Should I suck it up or is there another solution?

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace Of Parades

Greetings gremlins of Keith David. I wanted to thank Chris for introducing me to the band Rise Against. What is your predictions about this year?

CrizzlyBear

Hello virgin Miranda simp, Chad Tali simp, and play Mass Effect before I rum-tum you bitch Really short question but should make for some funny stories, what's the angriest you've ever made a teacher in school or a superior in the workplace? Also thank you for telling me to watch Castlevania, season 3 had some really stupid plot points like Hector being a massive retard but great show.

Watch the Big Lez show y fakin kants

Yooo what up my radical leftist, radical centrist and alt-right. Do you know any album you could call an "instant-party-in-a-vinyl"? My personal favourite is Tricka Technology from A.Skillz and Krafty Kuts. Classic funky breakbeat goodness makes everything better. Keep doing what you're doing. You make every week better. J.J.

Blocked by Steve Shives

Hey what are your guys' games that you feel most people have given up on like personally, my game is a sea of thieves such a well-exacuted idea and gameplay loop that's so addicting I haven't played anything like it before or since. btw thank you for the recommendation of destiny I am addicted if I cant stop I might sue.

cataclysmic cunt fucked

Hello Keith David, onision And keemstar (ill let yall fight over who is Keith david) So I believe Sweeny MIGHT be an ok person but can chris and Derek tell me what is the most fucked thing Sweeny has ever said. That made you think o shit is he joking or should I call someone??

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hello my future brides maids, thanks for the advice earlier and I’ll letcha know how it goes! Separately, I wanted to ask how you guys deal with or can handle stupid people. I don’t say this like I’m up my own ass, but I’ve struggled a lot in the past with being patient with people who clearly were dropped on their soft, malleable heads as babies. Any stories about dealing with people who clearly have the same IQ as KeemStar or the Quartering? Hope you’re staying sane with all this bullshit going on!

John Martian

Hello Derrick “the Smelly Dick” Blackman, Chris “Road to El Dorado” Maldonado, and Tom “The Handsome Meany” Sweeney, You have annoyed the Old Gods and will now be cursed! Rules are as follows: on random days, you will turn into a person for the whole day, but this person will also turn into YOU as well. The catch is, the three of you must decide which person you will become from the selection the Old Gods have given you... Your choices consist of Belle Delphine, Takeshi 69, and Hilary Clinton. Who’s who, and how do you adapt to your new accursed lives?

Romann flores

Hey boys, got a little hypothetical for ya. You’re given unlimited money but you’re only allowed to buy the perfect gift for someone of your choosing. Keep up the good work boys

Ryan

If it's not gay to suck your own dick, is it gay to cum on your own face?

The Royal Cum Catcher

Hey my three favourite fever dreams, been listening for a while and been a sub to both Chris’ and Sweeny’s Twitches for nearly a year now and only now am I in a place to sub here! What is the weirdest or strangest moment you’ve experienced in a workplace? For example I was working a late shift for a taxi company and we had this guy come in, scream relentlessly, pull down his trousers, fart and then run away into the foggy night. Also as a Londoner I think I can way in on strange accents here in the UK, while the Scouse (Liverpool Accent) is bad, the worst is the Birmingham Accent, sounds like if a muddy puddle could speak! Keep it up boys, you make my commutes to work and to the shops that bit more bearable!

user

Hey you 1930s depression, 2000s reality tv series, and 2077s official guidelines for avoiding lawsuits. Have you guys ever had a huge argument amongst yourselves and you would end up avoiding each other sometimes? I avoided my closest friend because he did something I felt was unforgiving and years later I regret it. Something to keep in mind for you all, really cherish what you have with friends. Love and support them, don’t ignore the problems and talk it out. Having friends really help out a lot in life.

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

Howdy my Syrian refugees, my question for y’all is a particular one. If the three of you ever grew up playing the original Pokémon games (red blue gold silver etc) what’s one time you were close to catching a Pokémon you really wanted but failed that was specifically infuriating for you. Mine is as of this week I decided to dig up my old gba and Pokémon blue hoping to complete my team list of six. kengaskhan is the last on that list and I came stupidly close but it ran after seven throws, hence my patron name change till I catch this bitch. Stay toasty gents.

Doug's Discount Toiletries You Wipe it and we Swipe it

Hello Tyrell from the Key and Peele D&D skit and his two horny companions Long time jacker first time writer. My question for y'all is what favorite movie of yours would never get to be made these days? I personally love Tropic Thunder and Gran Torino but know neither would have gotten approved in their current form without tons of scrutiny. If you don't want to answer that one ,then in light of current events if you wanted to storm the capital would you do it any different and/or what would you grab to take home in the chaos of it all? Love the podcast and look forward to continually donating in the future.

Napster of Puppets

Hey there Moe, Larry and Curly. Been a patron for a few months now but first time actually asking a question. What would be the most evil superpower you wish you had and how would you abuse it? (Looking at you, Sween) If could have one, I'd make things (And/or people) cease to exist, to the point where know one would even remember that thing/person ever existed. P.S. As a guy who has visited Japan a few times and is moving there following a break-up, feel free to ask me anything. Otherwise, just letting you know that if you're hyped about going there, it will most likely live up to your expectations. Have a good one!

user

What is up cool and the meat gang. Do you guys have any embarrassing P.E experiences in school? In my school we occasionally played dodgeball and whenever I tried my damndest to throw a ball, it would lose power and soften up so fast and girls was catching them. I was known for being a fair maiden in the boys team and was being protected at all costs while I just pick up balls and hand them to other guys.

james passmore

If you could have any FPS in vr what would it be? Mine would be fallout new Vegas because that shit slaps

Decwood

Greetings, Short Keith David, short Lyle Mcdouchebag, and bitch who has hopefully played Mass Effect by the time of this question being read. My question comes back to Mass Effect 2, in that I love that game to pieces but the PS3 version is a dumpster fire of shit loading times, freezing, graphics glitches, audio lagging and other things. What's a game that you have absolutely loved to death but was so poorly ported or optimized on initial playthrough? Thanks for getting me into Mass Effect, also fuck you Derrick, only Liara's romance matters

Ryan

Not a question, I just wanted to let you all know that I saw a headline about Dr. Dre going to the hospital for an aneurysm and my dyslexic ass misread it as Dr. Drew and I got legitimatley ecstatic

C^3

Hi Stink bug king, Impending rage, and The exaggerated swagger of a black teen With only primitive weapons (spear, sword, bow, etc. nothing with gunpowder and no crossbows) what’s the largest animal you think you could fight by yourself in a coliseum and what weapon would you use Personally I think I could take on a bear with a spear I’d just put my back to a wall and pray to god when he charges me I can stab him before he gets me but if I miss I’m done for

user

Hey hey What is up to my favorite whores. I enjoy a lot of the small talks you guys have aside from the bullshit. Let’s jump right in, was there an embarrassing school event or ad that you saw on the bulletin or morning announcements? My school had a Japanese club but it was an obvious facade to hide their true forms and when the time came, they displayed themselves pretty well. They had to perform a Japanese dance and it consisted of all Asians (Filipino) so it wasn’t that funny. HOWEVER, they were very self conscious of what people viewed them as and their faces were red. Some were trying to hide their faces and we all knew then and there that they were weebs. There performance was horrible too.

Future Hendrix The Messiah of Misogyny

Wagwan my African-American, Afro-Caribbean, and White. Love the show and have been a fan of you fine gents for a long time. My question is a difficult one to ask and a truth hard to admit but will make more sense with a little back story. I’m a 26 year old male from Toronto and never really had a girlfriend or had sex with anyone. Ive dealt with really bad depression and anxiety for as long as I can remember and as a result I would not let anyone of the opposite sex get close with me and I just focused on my career and getting the bag. Now that I’m well into adulthood and have a career that I love building, driving, and fixing race cars. the only thing I’m missing is some companionship. I still deal with my mental health problems now and again but have overcome most of it by focusing on the things I love namely Cars, Skateboarding, and Hip-Hop. A few months ago I started talking to this Girl I liked from work and we started hanging out and going out on dates. I genuinely like her at this point but I don’t know how to take the next step when it comes to consummating the relationship, the “me too movement” didn’t help, and now I’m slowly starting to conclude that I might be single for the rest of my life. I know there are probably a lot of men around the same age as me and younger who could use the wisdom of men more experienced. Thanks and have a great day!

Ubershits, save time, shit out someone else's ass

Dear my fellow 2.2 Americans, you are being forced to move to a state and can't leave it for a year. However, you don't get to pick where you are being forced to move to. A RNG with 48 slots decides where you are moving to. The exceptions are the state you live in, plus one state of your choice. What state would you not even want to allow fate to put you in?

Sustingus

Hello there my beautiful baby boys. Simple question, if you could have any weapon or piece of armour from a video game in real life, which one would you choose. I trust you to give legit answers, but I have a feeling Chrissy-poo will try to lawyer his way into justifying having the entire Spirit of Fire or something.

Andrew Grant

To the only Patreon I subscribed to. hello you Three beautiful boys, if you could choose a single mythical creature/cryptid to become real in our world such as big foot/yetty, the Loch ness monster/ kraken or even dragons, what would you choose? Personally I would find big foot to be quite interesting if it was a real in our world

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Hey Sweeney and the two stars from the space movie in 1992. I believe it's good to look back to a time when we weren't facing an overbearing weight of existentialism. What was your favorite halo 3 machinimas? Mine personally is Arby and the chief.

james passmore

hey guys! i was watching the defining duke podcast with Chris and a question similar to one on that podcast popped in my head. what game series would be handled better by another company and what company would that be?

BjornHub

Dear pieces of paper whose printer progressively ran out of black ink, do you think we’ll ever see a Trump style presidency again, or do you think we’ll go back to the boring war criminals

Boopsi Jo

Hello Meat Heads, I've watched and re watched the Godzilla V. Kong trailer and thought it looked completely badass. I don't usually get really interested right away in these kinds of movies but a giant fucking monkey versus a big radioactive dragon is really appealing. However, I thought of a question. Would it even matter if Kong wins, due to the fact that he'd more than likely die from radioactive poisoning, especially if Godzilla blasts him with his leftover heating breath?

TexasTaterSalad

Hello landlord of the cesspit that is the snark tank discord! First off, How do you talk about Godzilla 1999 and 2014 and NOT bring up the best Kaiju move Godzilla: King of the Monsters from 2019?!?! It’s mostly monster fights and the sound design is damn near perfect? Also, how dare Sweeney think Pacific Rim 2 is even partially good?

CrizzlyBear

Hello people I cannot think of clever insulting names for right now. If you could tell any game studio what game to make next, but you could only use one sentence to tell them what would you say? I personally would love to see Rockstar Games make RDR2 but with pirates. (Chris please dont say Halo its too obvious and preferably dont just say "make Game 2", say something new(ish))

Ari

What is your opinion of the whole GME fiasco with RobinHood selling other people's stocks and how much bank did you guys make from it?

HeartlessWretch

hey Wairo Buddha, Celestial Simp and Halo Psyop! ive been down with the sickness since early December and finally feeling better. My question is what was mindset or habit you had in your early tweenies/late teens that you can't stand now? i use to get irrational violent whenever someone tried to mimic me in conversation , family,friends, strangers, bosses it didn't matter. i hope you all have been good while i was wasting way, can't wait go through the backlog of episodes i've missed.

A Level 1 Cleric

Praise helix Brothers. I'm here to give you an "out" of that whole, pesky, "we will only answer questions even if a nuke goes off" statement. So my question is, what do you think about the events of the past week and that shit with gamestop?

Zurvans Hysteria

Good morning Sarcasm Incarnate, Dude that fucked my girl and had a beer with me afterwards, and my fellow Robcorp member. My question is if you each started a cult, what would your cults focus be? For instance, mine would be sexual freedom and nakedness being desensitized. It could be a sun god, aliens, etc..

Gay Cum Man

Morning demons of lust, hate and apathy. Would you rather have condensation be able to form on your eyeballs (blinking will not wipe it off) or have your dick grow its own dick and tiny arm that it'll use to jerk itself off when ever it feels like it (you will be able to feel what your dick's dick feels).

Gaving

If your girlfriend cheated on you with another girl instead of another guy would you be less mad?

Dylan Lives

After hearing Gears getting dogged on, is there any games that you guys hate that the possibility of popping off keeps you coming back?

Benus

Dear white, Hispanic, and Derek, if each of you were given 10 million rupees and had 24 hours to spend them in India or else you'd lose all your belongings what would you spend them on? No just giving them away to charity or some gay shot like that

One too many near death experiences

Hello Gents. What is a band or artist that you discovered after they either broke up/stopped touring, and would love to see live? My Answer would be The Mars Volta. Since I've found them, they've become one of my all time favorites, and I'm forever sad I'll likely never see them live.

2DSimp

Hello Da Rick, Near Sighted Goblin, and The Unimportant Fecal Matter that was left in the Toilet because he hasn't played Mass Effect. If you could make a movie out of a videogame of your choice what would you choose? It can be any game from any company. But you all have to agree on one game to use. Because all three of you will be working on the same movie. P.S. You can have Keith David for any part in you want him to play. He is completely on board for whatever y'all do.

apple

Greetings Tom, Derrick, and glasses I have a question would you rather everyone look like Adam Sandler or sound like Adam Sandler like exact copy of his voice

Sly Cooper and the gang running a train on Carmelita

Hey spaz attack, pubic hair face, and fatter Shaq. (Serious question) I am about to make a YouTube channel where I’ll play video games while talking in a Minnesota accent and I wanted to have some dope ass music like you guys do in the intro for this podcast, any tips on how to make a beat like that in GarageBand? And also maybe some pointers on how to kickstart the channel once I start it? (Joke question) when will that son of a cunt Sweeney finally play Mass Effect? Tali was my favorite romance one hundo percent.