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February Question Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2021-02-08 16:10:03
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2026-06

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The man that will one day fuck your daughters

Greeting future victims. What is something thats happened to you that sounds like its made up because of how ridiculous it is? Alternatively just make up a story cause that would entertain us just as much

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

Salutations boys, my question revolves around the new images released about the mortal Kombat reboot coming this year, as a big mortal Kombat fan I’m excited but if this succeeds, do you think it will set a now three movie path to better video game movie adaptations in the future, in light of sonic and Monster Hunter’s successes? Personally as long as Reptile is done justice I’m satisfied. Stay toasty.

hako

Sup tank squad, a quick question from the UK for you all, do you ever get a creative block when doing your work? How often does this happen to you? For me as I get older which feels like shit but want to get your thoughts on it. Keep up the work and great job on the podcast! Hako PS. Chris, MGS 3 all day over 2 just sayin.

apple

Greetings tommy, kris and derick I have a question if you were in charge of YouTube for a day what changes would you make to worsen the experience personally I would add a captcha before the start of every video

Benus

Hello Derek some White man, Tom Trendy, and the one abomination you find after scraping together some gunk from a bad dragon vibrator, this question is for all 3, fo you have any public bathroom habits, mine is looking at all of the available stalls and going with the cleanest one and then wiping it off repeatedly with a ball of toilet paper, arivaderchi ya goombas

ButteredButter

Hey you three plague rats, what's the first thing you plan on doing once covid is over and things return to normal?

cataclysmic cunt fucked

Hello chris, Derek and "the not Psychopath".... So your mom and girlfriend have switched body's you have to fuck one of them so every thing goes back to normal... who will you choose and you can not just kill yourself

TheBackVlog

Hey dick and balls! One of you are the dick and two of you are the balls. Who's who?

Zerowolf

My question for you three reptilians is that you get to bring back one person from our past to look at what we have today show them around and blow their mind

Matt Llew

Hello N.W.A and David Spade, I’m British and I would like some context with Dr Drew, why should I give a shit about him? I thought you guys were on about Dr Dre until recently! Thanks, Bushwacker

Sweenus Swingin’ His Dingus

Are you guys tired of airing the snark tank like a couple days before hilariously absurd shit happens (Capitol Siege, Gamestonks, etc. etc.)

huggerderek

Happy February Chris with the big cock, Derrick with the bigger cock, and Sweeny with the manaconda! When it comes to ice cream what flavors do yall normally go for? Personally i fuck heavy with pecan pariline and blue bell's banana pudding ice cream.

The Grand Autismo

Good day/night/schizophrenic episode, what game, or games, do you three think would best deserve a passion fueled remake from the ground up on modern hardware? My personal answer is the original Ratchet and Clank games from 1 to Deadlocked. Childhood favorites, with great sentimental value attached, that could do well with a updated appearance and quality of life improvements.

Jonathan Anguiano

Ahoy Mateys, I Shanghaied a question from my mind to give it to you for the thread here! My question is which fictional food world would you love to make into a real part of our earth to go anytime you want to? Tremendous work with the 4th installment of the Dark Tank Derrick and Sweeney. Really enjoyed the last one you guys made and could you tell Chris to set his spawn point to his house every time he dies from natural causes. It can really save him time to not be missing a podcast next time. 😁 See Yah

My unsullied series of sweet dreamy creamy sweeny hentai

Hello Spiteful Anorexic Juaquin Skellington, Insightful Pocket-Sized Stevie Wonder, and Omega Chad Black Jesus. First time Patron and long time fan. What's one series, be it tv show, movie, video game etc..... That has been ruined for you because of the fans. For me it'd have to be Dr who, I fucking hate that show because my friends never shut the fuck up about it. I used to be indifferent about it but now I actively despise it and the mere mention of it causes me great pain

Sustingus

Greetings my beautiful baby boys, I have a simple one for you. Are there any people that you’re endlessly fascinated by? From weird figures throughout history, like Diogenes and Tarrare, to recent aberrations like Chris Chan, Pamperchu, and Jacob Sockness. Keep well in this hellscape cutie pies.

Lobster Man

Hello my urethral paper cuts, Hope you are doing well. My question to you is, with the release of the new Mass Effect Legendary Edition(Cash Grab Edition), what are your thoughts on the removal of the camera angles that showed Miranda's butt? Seems to me they are making these changes to appease people that won't even end up buying the game. As always keep up the good work. P.S. Sweeny if you don't play these games I will sneak in your room and lick the inside of your eye lids.

SinCityJag

Hello Paul’s puny pasty puppet, Miles Morales crossbred with a hippo, and Rainbow Mika’s future kidnapper. What is something whether it’s a movie, show, game, etc, that you will adamantly defend to your very death, as in when someone has a criticism of it, you always have a counterpoint ready to debunk that criticism? For me it’s Jurassic World and it’s sequel Fallen Kingdom since the criticisms of that movie can be easily answered with Google searches. Also Chris, I hope you like the drawing that MAGASKA drew of you as a Hazbin Hotel character, keep up the good work!

Johnny boi

Hello there you chadly cunts. Two questions. One,Imagine that we live in a world where normal guys can make it in porn. What would be your porn name, genre, speciality, etc. two, how would you feel if Keith David beat it to one of your x-rated videos.

Jacques 552

Sup Snark Tank team. What is the deepest internet rabbit hole you’ve decided to explore?

John Lang

Hello to my future rape victims, what is the most frustrating argument you have ever been in? For me it’s the Batman vs Superman or really Batman vs anyone. People think that is a god or something. Also sweeny you said in the past that you don’t like Batman can you elaborate on that?

DodgerandIce

Hello cloudy skies, dense fog and freshly fallen snow. If you could resurrect one dead person and have them on the podcast, who would it be? Also thanks for the hours of entertainment

Everytime I cum it sounds like Squidward walking

Greetings again, chubby, skinny and gross earlobes! If you were stuck on a desert island, what podcast member would you prefer to survive with until you are eventually saved and why? What advantages and disadvantages would you have with the person you choose? You can also choose previous guests, like Shoe0nHead and psychicpebbles.

The Dudeslayer

Salutations Gore porn Enthusiast, the physical manifestation of mild Megalomania, and Derrick, you Chocolate colored Deva sent from Lucifer’s Garden of Lust. My question is odd but here goes: If you woke up one day in a fantasy world, and you are told by the people (not necessarily human) who brought you there that if you help them with their problems, they’ll give you powers and send you back home, only for you to later find out that they are lying to you and actually can’t send you home, and intend to backstab you. How would you react? Cause I’m along the lines of I’m just fucking everything up. Especially if they’re elves, fuck those guys.

If 「THE WORLD」is a JoJo reference then what the fuck isn't

Hey [POLITICAL], [POLITICAL], and bargain bin white. If you had the ability to imbue another planet in our solar system with intelligent life suited to its environment WITH the knowledge that they will devote all their resources to to invading us, which would you choose to ensure the safety (or doom?) of the human race? Bonus points if you say anything approximating scientific accuracy whatsoever

KillerBiscuit

Salutations lopsided Oreo, how fucked would be if you where trapped in the last game you played

Warhammer 40k Reference

Greetings beings whose true potential is chained down by the weakness of the flesh! Is there a fact of any nature that you think more people should be more aware of?

George Washington Super Soldier

Hello there my beloved Snarky-Snark and the Darkie Bunch! Fun little question for you wonderful people: you can have any superpower, and it comes with none of the drawbacks you might think about; or you can have any power set from fiction but it comes with all the attached conditions. For example, if you pick generic flight you don't have to worry about altitude sickness or anything like that, and if you pick being able to turn Super Saiyan you still have to train and get angry and shit. What are you boys doing with your new powers? Jokey answers like grabbing a man by the shoulders and slamming him down into the sidewalk so hard he instantly turns into the Nickelodeon logo are more than welcome, but I'm also curious what serious things you guys might do. Personally I'd pick super speed so I could always have time for life's precious moments and be there for my loved ones, but also I'd probably do something crazy like run to the White House lawn and make crop circles just to scare people. Love what you guys do and as always proud to support.

LeshenLord

Hello unconvicted criminal trio. This podcast has kept me entertained during my working hours for a while now, and I have enjoyed Chris's videos for around 4 years! It's been great and continues to be great, so I thank you via this Patreon subscription. Here's the question. Do toxic and/or cringe worthy fandoms detract from your experience of a story/game/etc? If so, why is that? Can you not just distance yourself from the fandom and enjoy the story on its own terms? I've seen so many people say that they can't enjoy something because the fandom is so bad and I just don't understand (looking at you Sween, the anti weeb warrior)

uh what... oh i can't read this its too offensive

Salutations token ed, edd n eddy! In a hypothetical scenario lets say you swapped bodies with your other cast members, what is the first thing that you would do while inside that body? You can entertain all possibilities e.g. chris swapping bodies with sweeney or derrick and sweeney swaps bodies with derrick or chris etc.

Sly Cooper and the gang running a train on Carmelita

Hey spaz attack, pubic hair face, and fatter Shaq. I’m a first time patron but a longtime fan of Chris and Derek. (Serious question) I’ve been wanting to make a YouTube channel where I play video games while talking in a Minnesota accent (I know how much you guys love the way we talk ;) ) and I wanted to have some dope ass intro music like you guys do in the intro for this podcast, any tips on how to make a beat like that in GarageBand? And also maybe some pointers on how to kickstart the channel once I start it? My hope is to one day have enough success on YouTube so that I could one day be invited on your podcast. (Joke question) when will that son of a cunt Sweeney finally play Mass Effect? Tali was my favorite romance one hundo percent.

SryMissJackson

Hello my Cumhog Millionaires, What were some dastardly pranks you and your pals pulled, or what shenanigans did you and your crew get up to? For us, whenever we’re having a hangout and order food through a delivery app, we’ll print out a picture of our delivery driver and ask them for their autograph when they come to the door, their reactions are always priceless. Stay safe and stay goopy.

Cm

Greetings fellow degenerates, Out of the three of you who would be the best/worst parent? Let’s assume all of you are having children. RIP Dr Drew

Ari

Hello decrepit corpse, humunculus that should not be, and Derrick, have any of you played any of the Monster Hunter games and what are your opinions of them? And to Sweeney, do you prefer to be called Tom Sweeney or Kingston, or do you not care at all? Greetings from Germany and please stop dying Chris, love the show

Wash yo ass

Hey small creature, big abomination and the man in purple. What characters you like but everyone else hates or a character you hate but everyone else loves. Ps thanks for making my 2020 a little bit easier

Big Sauce

Hey there, Diverse Skeletor, Death Dj0nt, and Kingston. Alrighty, so you're all serial killers. What is your signature weapon and/or method. Collaboration is encouraged. Also, you should totally check out Nil By Mouth by Haken. It's like if Streets of Rage got Mick Gordon'd. Thanks, boyos

Jose Horrach

Hey there gentlemen! Do you have any "comfort games"? As in older games you always go back to a couple of times a year that give you that feeling of pure enjoyment? I personally have 2, Beyond Good and Evil, and Tomba 2: The Evil Swine Return (a must play if you never have). What are your comfort games?

Johnny boi

Hello there you dumb cunt. What is your opinion on the Mass Effect controversy about Miranda’s ass. Personally I thinks it’s stupid that they are focusing on a trivial thing but I thing the outrage is just as dumb.

somerandomdude

Hello the collective conscious that makes up the snark tank. This question is more for chris and sween. When you have told some one you are Hispanic have they ever told you that you are not and are lying. I am Mexican and have had this happen to me multiple times. My favorites being that I am to tall and my family is from the Midwest, as reasons why I cant be mexican. Thank you for all that you do

One too many near death experiences

Hello Gents. What is a band or artist that you discovered after they either broke up/stopped touring, and would love to see live? My Answer would be The Mars Volta. They sadly stopped making music shortly after I found them, and I'm forever sad I'll likely never see them live. Thanks.

Watch the Big Lez show y fakin kants

Hello there twat, cunt and plonker. Is there any game you weren't really exited about, but someone convinced you to play, that made you an instant fan? Mine is DOOM 2016. I always respected the franchise but wasn't very exited about it. But the first level in that game made a lasting impression and by the time i was at the end i was a DOOM fanMAN.

My Name Is Tom Sweeney And I Hate The Grays

What's up my dudes, favourite character in Castlevania?. Mine personally is Lenore, I wouldn't mind getting pegged by that redhead P.S Sweeney for the love of king kong, please upload your archived streams on YT for those who can't be awake during your streams ;-;

PapaGzeus

Alright boyos, what are some of the worst sections in otherwise amazing games? Personally I think the sewer prison section (aka the tutorial) of Oblivion almost ruins the game, despite it being one of the best of all time (p.s. with as much as yall deepthroat Skyrim, you really owe it to yourselves to play Oblivion)

Napster of Puppets

Hey there Moe, Larry and Curly. Been a patron for a few months now but first time actually asking a question. What would be the most evil superpower you wish you had and how would you abuse it? (Looking at you, Sween) If could have one, I'd make things (And/or people) cease to exist, to the point where know one would even remember that thing/person ever existed. P.S. As a guy who has visited Japan a few times and is moving there following a break-up, feel free to ask me anything. Otherwise, just letting you know that if you're hyped about going there, it will most likely live up to your expectations. Have a good one!

TheBackVlog

Good day, gentlemen. What do you think reality's frame rate is?

Sween the typa guy to eat holographic meatloaf

How's it going, three voices constantly getting louder inside my head? I'm curious to know if the three of you have ever gotten in a genuine argument over something that is funny or petty in hindsight. I still laugh my ass off at the video of Chris and Sweeny arguing over what "north" is. Best wishes, fellas.

AllHandsOnDick

Hello racially diverse 3 Musketeers, if you had to take a vacation to one of these lovely resorts, where would you go? Skull Island, Jurassic park, or Tokyo during Godzillas rampage, and how would you survive, if you would even try, have a swell evening and get your daily dose of calcium.

That's his name. That whole thing is his name.

Greetings my favorite group of alt right, Trump supporting, racists. What was the worst, funniest, or most bizarre experience you ever had at a live/public event or gathering (concert, convention, movie theater, etc.). For me it was when a woman almost started a fight with my dad just for sitting in the row in front of her.

Some dude with too much free time

Hey the three people who are preventing me from having a mental breakdown, what is one movie that you could genuinely see / wish got a reboot/sequel?

Dr. Dickcheese and the Wonder Brigade

Greetings and salutations to the three Snarkmen of the Cuntpocalypse. Where do you stand on the subject of separating the art from the artist? I know Chris has touched on this in some of his videos, but where do Derrick and Tom stand? As someone who listens to a lot of black metal, it's a kind of a necessity to me.

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Hello white devil and his two cohorts. Good fucking lord I am so fucking thirsty for fit dommy mommy tomboys that it's having a serious effect on my mental health. This quarantine has caused my horniness levels to skyrocket. I'm tired of dreaming about fit dommy mommy tomboys and waking up with eleven nuts in my pants. This is fucking torture I need out of here. What do I do?

Ryan

Dear Legally Blind, Most Fuckable Earlobes of 2020, and I'm too scared to say anything about Sweeny, I recently had a conversation about wanting to emasculate and degrade Ted Cruz the worst way possible by gay raping him as a straight man, getting no pleasure from it, just to humiliate him. Is there anything you can think of that’s worse, and if not who would you want to gay rape the most?

Murderascended

Hey there boyas of the Goya. Have yall ever miscalculated the math of life? Ex. When i was overseas (former marine infantry) some army guys had a baby goat. It challenged my power so at night i decided to "hang" out with it on the roof. I didnt realize it didnt have enough mass to break its own neck and had to scramble to find 2 cinder blocks to tie the rope around its feet and kick the blocks over the edge from all the noise it was making i thought it was gonna get me in trouble.

StellarShibe

If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you choose and why?

BO

Hey, Black Attack Pack featuring Hispanic Hobgoblin. If the U.S. had a revolution a decided to execute people via guillotine, who do you think would be first?

Decrepit Dan

what is the absolute maximum number of progerian children you could fight? if u must use a weapon you get a pizza dough roller

The Epic Oshawott

Hello Accidentally Offensive, Purposely Offensive, and Laughing Spectator, what was a moment you had with someone who you found extremely rude, where when you went to tell a superior about, they perfectly proved your criticisms? I had a moment very recently with a rude co-worker, where we had a non-physical altercation in front of most of the other members of our team, and when I went to go tell the managers on duty, I got halfway through what happened before he came up to me, started berating me, cursed at me, then threatened me all in front of the managers. I don't typically deal with those kind of situations well, but the sheer perfectness of it allowed me to remain calm while I binged on the podcast during the rest of my shift. Thank you for the podcast, it's always a treat to listen to!

Gamecontroller25

Dear the offensive three, you guys talked alot about fighting games in ep 58. which awoken the fgc in me. With that being said which fighting games is your favorite or which game do you have the best moment or memory from. For me it's Guilty Gear (made by the same people who did Dragon Ball Fighterz), the series made air combos fucking great and with a badass soundtrack to go with it. Stay safe and don't drop that motherfucking combo.

Decwood

Greetings, Short Keith David, short Lyle McDouchebag and the thing that hides under my bed My question comes back to Mass Effect 2, in that I love that game to pieces but the PS3 version is a dumpster fire of shit loading times, freezing, graphics glitches, audio lagging and other things. What's a game that you have absolutely loved to death but was so poorly ported or optimized on initial playthrough? Thanks for getting me into Mass Effect, also fuck you Derrick, I believe in Liara T'Soni supremacy

The Royal Cum Catcher

Dear the operators of my ever spiralling down psyche, just a question from your favourite nation to bash, Britain! I’ve always loved photography and even had some exhibitions, I fell out of it once I started working full time and since lockdown I’ve reignited my love for it! I was shooting digitally but always wanted to shoot 35mm film and I thought now would be a great opportunity. Been shooting for a while and I love the more thoughtful and creative process that film brings. My question is, why do you think older tech and techniques resonate to a modern audience so much? Such as vinyls, cassettes and VHS coming back in some form? I was born in 1998 and still had many of these growing up, not sure if it’s nostalgia or a sense of creative burnout with digital! Thanks if you read this, sorry for the essay length and I love you all!

Jack Disney

I’m finally here! New to the Patreon. No flashy entry for you all to deprive yourselves over, but I wanna ask you all. What are some female youtubers that you personally watch over from time to time and enjoy? I wanna see more variety of perspectives/topics (mainly reviewers). I prefer content from people who are constantly mauling over how insignificant and bombastic the world is without them and is mad at it. Kinda like you assholes actually (sorry I had to insult you or I wouldn’t be cool with these patreon folks)

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Hello, I don't have any edgy nicknames for you guys. Is there a time where you wanted to like a game but a single mission ruined the entire experience and made you want to never play the game again. For me, it's the emperor-damned racing mission in mafia: definitive edition. I was really interested in the story and characters, but that mission is so comically unfair that playing dark souls on soul level 1 with a broken straight sword looks like a more fair and fun time.

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace Of Parades

yo hey snarko, darko, and pitch, how yall doing. if you magically transported into the Mortal kombat games, how long do you think you'd last. no killing yourself allowed (talking to you, Sween. no choice c)

Dr Evil

Hello, my snarks with freakin lasers on their heads. It me man with the Hispanic wizard tattooed onto his forearm. Currently I am going through a bit of a big sad, and your shows have been the only thing to really remind me to smile and laugh through the tough times, the hypothetical about a man whos too afraid to order fast food but able to hold a man at gun point had me in tears the other day and it really helped. I was wondering what coping mechanisms you guys may use you get you through similar situations in your life? Thanks again for keeping the laughs coming and I cant wait to see what the next years hold for you guys.

Doug's Discount Toiletries You Wipe it and we Swipe it

Hello Mass Effect 1, 2, and 3. I have 2 questions (One is more of a request) so feel free to answer both or whichever fancies you more. Hank Aaron was a hero to me growing up and it was especially difficult hearing of his passing. What sports figure/general role model that has since passed has really stung you the most and why? My second question/request is please look up who Lucille Bogan is if you don't know her and please let us know what you think!

bat vermin the 10th

greetings you terrible triple threat thugs that're tugging testes taught to torture tim the tangerine, I'm writing this while grossly hungover from my 21st birthday and wanted to ask y'all: what're some of the worst birthday-party party fouls you've experienced? my personal favorite is getting into a fistfight with on my 9th birthday my girlfriend who was 2 years older than me. love the show, glad I can send you my Chinese new year money.

DoubleCheekedup

afternoon moleman, darker moleman, and sweeny, choose your fighter south london british "gangster", closeted redneck, and valley girl thats also a horse girl, choose wisely gentlemen.

TheBackVlog

Hello Hottie 1, Thoghty2, and Gaudy 3, I don't have a question, but I've made an observation. Ice cubes are a great snack. They're like Jolly Ranchers but they melt faster and are made of water. However, they also quench you. They also feel good on your nips. Discuss.

james passmore

what age do you ideally want to die?

John Martian

Okay, we all know Social Media should just get yeeted from existence, but I think I've pinned down why it's so devolving to our species: Humans have survived and persevered for numerous reasons, one of the largest reasons is our tribalism. A group gets together, and have to agree on everything in order to properly survive and make decisions, in order to maximize the amount of people who can endure whatever trials they face. If a few humans in the tribe disagree, we developed the social part of our brains to be wary of those people, and potentially exile them for the betterment of the tribe. Our brains, honestly, are not wired for the existence of Social Media. We're only a generation in (2000-21) and it has only gotten worse and worse. Something that has begun as a neat, interesting thing that could connect the world, has now led us to the point of complete societal collapse and social decay because of how stirred up and angry we get through echo-chamber grouping, and, like I said: tribalism. Chemically, instinctually, our ape brains subconsciously escalate the "them or us" mentality, when we have always been a world with vastly diverse views and opinions on how life should be lived. So our brain takes in that information and thinks earth, humanity, is one BIG tribe, and if any humans disagree, they must be separated from the tribe, or completely destroyed. TL;DR social media is a poison, needs to be switched off, and the way information was distributed before social media, however slow, was a far healthier way of absorbing information.

Schizophrenic Helldiver

Hello my favorite humunculi, just wanna say you're 100% correct about how fucked texas is right now. I've been without power for multiple days and my pipes were frozen for 2. My car had fucking icicles hanging from it. Nobody insulates here because its always 10,000 Kelvin on the cold days. Much love from the Yee haw state now excuse me while I kill a horse to use its body for warmth.

james passmore

What’s something you would kill yourself over if Disney bought the rights to it? For example if Disney bought shonen jump I’d kill myself because I wouldn’t stand seeing those characters be fucked with by Disney’s hands

Jack Disney

These past few episodes whenever I would hear you all talk about gears of war it got me really nostalgic and I haven’t played Xbox in 9 years. I wanna thank you for that. My question is what is the reason and a perfect example for your interest and love for a genre of any medium? I enjoy sci-fi because I like technology and exploration. And the imminent threat and world progression excites me. Even when that threat is ourselves I can’t help but get excited. My example is Cyberpunk and district-9.

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hello my favorite degenerates, sorry it’s been a while life is more than bonkers at the moment. My question is who is your favorite person you follow on Twitter? My personal favorite is Seth Rogan who alternates between shitting on Ted Cruz and posting about the newest vase or ashtray he’s made out of pottery. Good shit. Sending good vibes!

Tendercut

Hello David Dukes erotic nightmare, some guy the kinect woudn't consider a full person, and hispanic pretender. This question is for Tom and Derrick, what fraction of blackness would you consider the cut off on being able to say the N-word. 1/8, 1/16, 1/32 etc

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Hello sexual deviant, future serial killer, and white devil. I've asked this question numerous times and I'll ask again, what was the angriest you've ever been at a video game? Mine was when I fought sister friede for the first time in DS3. I remember spending several days trying to beat her. while screaming every curse word and racial slur I knew directed at the developers. At some point I became so mad I became numb and just speechless. All i could do was fantasize about the developers being maimed horribly by cosmic horrors. Then I beat her and I stopped.

Hee Larvey Boswald

Hello wildfires, gridlock and everything closes at 8:30! Late to the question thread as usual so I’ll keep it simple- if you were a serial killer, what would be the worst calling card you can think of to leave behind?

John Martian

What Halo 3 Multiplayer map would you love to lead an expedition to explore, assuming there is a world beyond that level? Conversely, Derrick would you take a vinegar soaked carrot up the ass for the views?

Cute Femboi With Sexy Thigh Highs

What's up Fragile Skeleton, Fat Blaque, and Tali'Zorah Simp? I was just wondering what your least favorite entry in a video game franchise you enjoy is. Mine is probably Fallout 4 because it doesn't FEEL like a Fallout game, keep up the great content and keep being awesome.

PakuPanda

What's up guys; almost done finishing up The Boondocks, was curious what your guys' thoughts on it is (if you have seen it), and if this kind of show could still work today. I absolutely love it. If you haven't seen it, it's effectively epic anime battle scenes mixed with the raw stupidity of South Park, tied together with a GINORMOUS slab of blacksploitation humor. It has some of the greatest characters I've ever witnessed; highly reccomend. I feel like if they were to reboot it there would be pushback, but I feel like it'd go the way of South Park, i.e. being accepted generally, but awkwardly shunned by a good portion of the population. Keep up the great work guys!

Sustingus

Hey guy who randomly lies about random and benign shit that happens to them in order to desperately fit into the conversation, guy whose insecurities are hidden so poorly even we can tell you genuinely have things to work through, and guy who has no real personality and so must compensate by latching onto his more charismatic friends. Are there any people that you are endlessly mesmerised by? I remember you mentioned Chris Chan a while back, but there are others out there. Pamperchu, Jordan D. (the Spirit Science guy who says Jews are aliens from the future and other wild shit), the Time Cube guy, and creatures like them are good examples of what I'm trying to get at. Stay safe in this hell world my delicious little baby boys.

Jeff Caseres

Hey guys! A lot of people/podcasts keep saying GTA Online stand-alone is already out and wanted to let you guys know that the stand alone Online part of GTA5 is not out yet. People (somewhere) are still buying the whole GTA5 game. The stand alone Online mode will come out when the PS5/SeriesX/S version comes out. Yes, I joined just to clarify this because it was driving me insane in the membrane LOL but I am supporting permanently. Love you guys! Keep up the amazing work!

John Martian

Hello Insecure Pervert, Goblin King of the My Chemical Romance Rebellion, and Tom “the Tom Sweeney” Sweeney, Would you rather live with a clone of yourself or an alternate reality version of yourself? My thoughts were that an alternate reality version of yourself could lead to some fascinating conversations, while a clone would have pretty much the same thoughts as you, and you might not have anything to talk about.

TheBackVlog

Hello gentlemen, today I don't have a question, but I would like to give you all some music recommendations. Chris, check out The Romance of Helen Trent by The Killing Tree. The Killing Tree is Tim McIlrath's band before Rise Against. It's basically the more aggressive songs where he's screaming his lungs out (like State of the Union, Gethsemane, etc.) but the music is like hardcore metal, bordering thrash occasionally Sween, check out Every Hero Needs a Villain by Czarface. Czarface is a rap duo with 7L and Esoteric and Wu Tang Clan's Inspectah Deck. Their instrumentals are really close to the classic 90s gangster rap (not that MIDI shit, but real instruments) and they rap about nerdy shit like D&D, comics, Star Wars, etc. Derrick, check out Let Me Bang by DJ Deeon. It's kinda just generic club shit (deep bass, 626s, 'boots-and-cats' beats) but the lyrics are fucking hilarious. Every single song is about fucking and there are an insane amount of absurdly quotable lines. It sounds like it could be similar to that sex song you wrote for your one band back in the day

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Hello mellow fellows. I'm new to the Patreon and to Patreon in general. This is the first time I've given money to content creators and I found you three worthy. Anyway I've heard Chris and some of my friends talk about Rage Against the Machine a lot but completely ignored it as I didn't think I'd like it. However I was listening to Run the Jewels and heard Zack de la Rocha rap on a song called Kill Your Masters and thought "this guy's pretty good, I wonder if he makes music on his own" and long story short I've been binging all of Rage Against the Machine's albums for weeks. My question is this: Have you ever dismissed any piece of media (music, game, etc) because you thought you'd dislike it, only to accidentally discover it and fall in love with it later? Thanks for the great content and keep up the good work.

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Hello to the three demented men I listen to while stacking boxes at Amazon, long time viewer, first ever Patreon and I’d like to say how disheartening/frustrating it is to hear you guys rag on anime as a whole when the majority of your examples are DBZ, and Nautro tards when that’s unfair to the medium as a whole. To say they elevate beyond anime but then use them as an example of anime cringe doesn’t make sense to me because to the rest of the larger anime fan base those two fan bases are a different breed, especially DBZ. They often are the gateway for tons of people but a large portion of the fans never leave that fucking gateway and scribble all over it a million times over. Since Derek started Attack on Titan maybe look into finishing that since it’s ending this year with the potential to be a modern classic and the only other recommendation I’m comfortable giving at the moment is Beastars since it’s on Netflix and June made a positive bit out of it.

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What crimes would you guys commit for a Klondike bar? Or if you're Chris, a Snapple in a glass bottle?

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Hey infinite sex drive, edgy miles morales, and depressed dwarf. Hearing about you guys talk about mass effect and it made me want to go back and play through those games again. I want to thank you for making play these games again and making me realize how terrible they are. The combat is repetitive third person schlock and the choices don't seem to matter that much in the end. Liara in 3 will fill in for any character that could get killed in 2, so the whole "any character could die if you make the wrong choices" thing in 2 is rendered moot. There are no real hard choices, just either be a wince-worthy nice guy or be space hitler and you're good. Has there ever been a game you were fond of from your younger days but don't like so much as an adult?

Sustingus

What is up my little baby boys, I have a simple one for you. Would you rather do a rail of cocaine off of a hobos dirty dick, or have a hobo suck cocaine off of your cock? Keep in mind the hobo is a legit dirt goblin, a veteran of the streets, and not just someone down on their luck, so you know their genitals are just teeming with shit. Here's the kicker, though, the cocaine has been cut with shit so you're immediately addicted and the only way to get more is to snort it off of the hobo's sweaty sauteed smegma penis. If the hobo suck the cocaine from your penis you have the best climax of your life, magnitudes better than you've ever had, and it essentially ruins sex forever because nothing could compare to the hobo slurping your nob. You can't kill yourself before or after, you have to do one and live with the concequences.

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Hey oreo trio I've been listening since 00 and just joined this god forsaken place, just wanted to ask what's your favorite part of history, my favorite is the wild west and the frontier have a good one cheers

Every time Chris says yeah, no Obama drone strikes a wedding

Hello my favorite group of internet degenerates. I need you all to answer the age old YMH question since I know Derrick is a mommy. Would you rather jack your uncle off on a ferris wheel at a country fair, afterwards he will buy you the best funnel cake of your life, or would you rather be retarded?

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Hello Tankies what is the most fucked up painting from history you’ve ever seen. Saturn devours his son by Goya is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen

Magnanimous Colin

What the actual fuck is up, my fellow inbreeds? You have successfully taken my 15 doll hairs and now, in return, I would like to ask the following question: If the three of you took Viagra together and watched hours of gay porn together, who would get a boner first?

Kaleb Mantegani

Hi Snark tank members I have a question I think you could chew on for a bit: which would you rather commit, a war crime or a hate crime? Please answer honestly.