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You know the music! Time to dance! Give us some topics/questions/suggestions or corrections. Were we wrong about something? Let us know! To make this easier to parse through on our end, if you could please preface your submissions with 

TOPIC:Q:or CORRECTION:

Example:"CORRECTION: In episode 55, Chris said Zeus was gay, but he just has relationships with women and sex with men."

That'd go a long way in helping us organize the show. Remember to keep your questions concise. Large paragraphs have a higher likelihood or being edited down to just the question part and I don't want any of you to waste your time. Next episode will go out later tomorrow afternoon (EST) and will clean up the February questions list so, if you submitted there, you might get your answer!

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Big Sauce

Hey there, Diverse Skeletor, Death Dj0nt, and Kingston. Q: Alrighty, so you're all serial killers. What is your signature weapon and/or method. Collaboration is encouraged. Also, you should totally check out Nil By Mouth by Haken. It's like if Streets of Rage got Mick Gordon'd

LeshenLord

Q: How much do spoilers affect your enjoyment of something? Do you think you might as well skip something if you got a major spoiler?

Zerowolf

What up Xeno hating Sweeney, Horny Black Samurai, and Walking Talking Skeleton. Question: You have the power to bring into bing a single fictional character of your choice into our world.

Dylan Lives

Hello, man-held-together-by-hate, hate personified, and comparatively level-headed Derrick. What are your thoughts on how much nostalgia is used in modern design for game franchises? Thanks for the episodes, I'd die without them.

Monke Chief

Hey there Twinkerbell, Bootlegged Mr. T, and of course the almighty Sweenington 🙏 Q: For the rest of your life you are followed by a 2-foot-tall, higher-pitched version if yourself. You can't kill him, and he will always within 30 feet of you at any given time. All this gremlin does is cause mischief and make your life more inconvenienced. How would you get rid of it or cope with the situation? P.S. You can't kill yourself. You know who you are. I know you thought it, don't lie.

Me gwan be clear with chu mon - Jamaica Obama

Greetings magnificent malevolent 3. To add on to earlier questions, who would win in a fight? 30 gorillas with marine training or one Covenant elite? They are in jungle territory.

Arod the goon king

Mr Gun, Mr Sweenard, and Mr Blackmen thank you for joining us today. My question is for Mr Sweenard and Blackmen. What is your opinion on black men selling N word passes to white men and establishing a market price on using the N word? For the record I am not condoning this is just find it funny that this is happening and no one has discussed it. Much love to y’all communist fascist socialists fucks.

SinCityJag

Good afternoon unholy hellspawn of Tim McIlrath and the disproportionate fudgesicles. Q: If you could spend an entire day at either one of these fictional places: (Jurassic Park, Hell from Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss, or Willy’s Wonderland (the Nic Cage FNAF movie)) which would you chose? Killing yourself or dying by something in the world will result in you being trapped there for all eternity. PS: Thanks Chris for getting me into Rise Against, Tragedy+Time and Swing Life Away are my favorites! You guys rule!

ButteredButter

Hey you three short bus chauffeurs. Q: Who do you think would win in a fight; A football team comprised entirely of midgets, or a monkey with a gun who figured out how to use it. To avoid any rules lawyering, the gun is a glock 19 and they are all on a football field. Love the podcast and I hope you all stay sane in the final stretch of covid.

Jacques 552

Hello Chrxs, Dxrrxck and Swxxny. Q: The Locust from Gears of War vs The Xenomorphs from Alien. Who wins? Keep up the good work, dxdes

Everytime I cum it sounds like Squidward walking

Greetings my good sirs. I have a hypothetical question for you guys. Q: Let's say you have a futuristic pod-like bed device and when you sleep in it, it would allow you to get 8 hours worth of sleep in 15 minutes, but the trade off is that the device removes the melanin from your skin and causes you to look more and more paler the more often you use this device. In other words, it is slowly turning you white. A la Michael Jackson style when he bleached his skin. Chris for you I guess the device can insert melanin into you or something since you're already paler than a cum stain. So it would slowly make you more dark skinned. It can just use the melanin it took from Derrick and Sweeney as a source. So, would you use this device frequently or only a limited amount of times to stave off your melanin metamorphosis? Stay safe and try not to get the commie cough in these last few months of quarantine.

Ryan

Hello legally blind, most fuckable earlobes of 2020 and I'm to scared to scared to talk shit about Sweeney Q: In the past you have talked about if it is gay to suck you own dick. I'm wondering if it is gay to jerk off and intentionally cum on your own face. I would rule it as weird but possibly straight masturbation, similarly to how I fell about self-fellatio

Matt Llew

Hello Charles, Lesane & Rosie Perez, Q: Who murdered The Notorious B.I.G.? Q: On a slightly more serious note.. once you collect all 7 Dragon Balls which one of 2 rappers will you resurrect Biggie or Tupac? Sending my love to you all & stay safe, Matt

Parker Luckenbach

Hey Tragedy + Time, Harder Than You Think, and The Arms of Sorrow. TOPIC: Publicly Recognized Q: Have there been any notable or non-awkward times you've been recognized in public? I briefly ran into Sween at LA Comic Con a few years back.

Higgle

Q: Why hasn’t my godforsaken state Florida fallen underwater yet? Fuck this yeehaw wanna be diseased boner swamp with more confederate flags to be found than high schools.

Decwood

Hey there Hispanic At the Chrisco Chocolate Sokka And the thing still beneath my bed Q: I know you boys may not be as much of a lore junkie as i am, but has there been some major revision to a beloved video game canon or universe that you find absolutely appalling? For me it's the fact that Disney gave Starkiller in The Force Unleashed the boot in favor of whatever whack ass story Rogue One was Love you fellas and thanks for the endless entertainment

The Royal Cum Catcher

Hey 3 shades of pain, here’s my question! TOPIC: WEIRD WORK HAPPENINGS Q: What is the weirdest thing to happen to you at work? Not long ago a guy in just a bath robe was trying to order a taxi and was supposedly caring 8 grand on him! He threatened to flash us if we took his money. The driver said he tipped well so that’s all that matters! Love the content keep it up!

Owlbear mauling Warwick Davis

Hey White Derrick, big Derrick, and Derick. Q: My question comes from the Spider-Man villain themed tattoo I’m working on for myself that I’m sketching with a friend where it’s MARVEL but each letter is a Spider-Man villain. Anywho, my question is if Spider-Man were to be hunting you down with the soul purpose of killing you, which Spider-Man villain would you choose to protect you to till death? Also Spider-Man wipes away any personal connection to the villain and will kill them if they get in the way, for example he wouldn’t care if it was Felicia

C^3

Hello Beetle king, Impending Rage, and Exaggerated Swagger Q:What is your personal experiences with firearms I personally am from the south and grew up hunting so I know I have a different experience and am curious to hear if you have any other then like when sween mentioned scary shit like at parties and such, love the show keep up the good work

Every time Chris says yeah, no Obama drone strikes a wedding

Hello to my favorite group of internet degenerates, Which video game based show has the best likelihood of being successful? Twisted Metal, Halo or TLOU? I personally think TM will be the best if they nail the tone of the game and it does not take itself seriously. Also, I cannot sleep at night knowing that one day I may be rushed to the hospital and Sweeney may be possibly in charge of keeping me alive.

Watch the Big Lez show y fakin kants

Greetings Ping Pong the animation character, One Piece character and Berserk character. Q: Playing through Cyberpunk 2077 got me thinking about BD's (brain dances) in that universe. Which is basicaly a virtual reality type thing. Would you like to try that out? If yes, then what would you like to expirience? I found one of those hardcore ones called an ACID BATH which sounds like a wholesome fun for the whole family.

The man that will one day fuck your daughters

Q: Greeting future victims. What is something thats happened to you that sounds like its made up because of how ridiculous it is? Alternatively just make up a story cause that would entertain us just as much

Medjed

Topic: Q: Hello, the brawn, the brains and the looks! First time question person here. If you guys suddenly found yourselves to be unable to be killed by any means but you still aged and could sustain damage like any normal person, how would you live your day to day lives? Would it change at all? Personally I would use it to freak the ever loving shit out of people for a bit.

Cum Man, The Man of Cum

What's up my wrecthed spawns of sin and hate + Derrick Q: This is pretty much the only podcast I even listen to after EFAP turned sour for me so I was wondering what other podcasts you'd recommend. Could be comedy like this one or be of any other genres. I don't know I'm desperate here.

PapaGzeus

Topic: Q: What's up shrill voice, stutter, and inconsistent morality? Can any of you recall an absolutely terrible section of an otherwise great game? For me it's the opening of Oblivion (which you all really owe it to yourselves to play since you throat Skyrim so much). Loving the podcast and hope you boys keep up the degeneracy for many years to come

Dekayto

Q: Hello dick grayson, jason todd, and tim drake, who is one fictional character that you think is super well known but in reality no one has ever heard of them?

Napster of Puppets

Hey there, Emperor of Autism and his subjects Q: What kind of evil superpower you wish you had and how would you abuse it? For me, I wish I had the ability to erase things out of existence (i.e. People I hate, loved ones memories of those people I erased, people's ability to think rationally, the concept of social class, entire countries just because, etc.).

james passmore

Q: who would actually win in a fight, Goku or Superman? (Gogeta or vegito can’t be a factor because that requires vegeta)

Hee Larvey Boswald

Q: Hello my seething carpet floors in the desert! Question for Chris specifically- eons ago when you hit 60K subs, you posted an obscure video on the second channel about how much you violently distain the number 60 and all of the 60’s. How does it feel now to be on Episode 60 of the podcast, and how do you plan to survive the next 10 episodes

AceMan

Whats up Short Stack, Big Bear, and Sex Addict! Q: me and my friends recently had this argument and i want your opinion, could a skilled knight with plate armor and a great sword win against a 300lb gorilla in gladiatorial combat. thank you for makin me laugh and keep up the good work!

WheelersDayOff

Hey oreo trio Q: I've been listening since 00 and just joined this god forsaken place, just wanted to ask what's your favorite part of history, my favorite is the wild west and the frontier have a good one cheers

Doug's Discount Toiletries You Wipe it and we Swipe it

What's crackalackin' my diabolically delectable trio. Q: After Chris and Sween brought up the hypothetical twilight zone moment of him being a clown and his GF leaving with "other Sween" it got me wondering if y'all each could make a twilight zone episode, what would the twist be?

My Couch Pulls Out But I Don't

CORRECTION: Episode 60 I think, Sween said there was a "new" Berserk manga. The Berserk manga started in 1989, way before the first TV series, the author just takes his sweet ass time putting out chapters.

Sly Cooper and the gang running a train on Carmelita

Hello future cancer patient, Mink Slide’s number one fan, and black guy from the movie Alien. Q: would you rather get a blowjob from someone that uses their teeth way too much, or get a handjob from someone that grips and twists your sausage way too hard?

The Dudeslayer

Hello Gore porn enthusiast, the Puerto Rican God of mild Megalomania, And Derrick, you Chocolate Flavored Avatar of Lust. Q: If you had to defend Loli porn on international Television to end world hunger forever, would you?

Logan Paul has been the WWE United States Champion for over 90 days, and has defended it fucking ONCE

Hello Dead Inside, Slightly-less Dead Inside, and the dude with merch that literally says “Kill Me”. This is not only my first time donating to the podcast, but also my first time donating on Patreon at all. In the past, you three have talked about your distaste for anime fans and anime in general, and although this reduces me to tears like the pathetic bitch I am, it does give me comfort that Dragon Ball Z (my favorite anime) seems to be one of the sole exceptions. I could honestly go on and on about this show, but I’ll keep my question brief. Q: What is your favorite ANYTHING in Dragon Ball? By “anything“, I do mean anything; a character, a technique, a transformation, or even a specific moment. For me, Vegeta was always my favorite character in the show. He was a far more interesting character than Goku, had actual depth, and he was such a badass rival that basically every Shōnen anime that has come out since has a “Vegeta” copy. Love you guys, and thank you for putting in the work to entertain us as the world continues to disintegrate.

somerandomdude

Hello the collective snark tank this is for Chris and seen. Q -When you have told some one you are Hispanic have they ever told you that you are not and are lying? I am Mexican and have had this happen to me multiple times. My favorites being that I am to tall and my family is from the Midwest, as reasons why I cant be Mexican.

Sickdicktrick

Hello degenerates, I was listening to The Official Podcast and they were talking about the game Anthem. Q: I want to know what you guys think about Anthem, specifically EA spending the past one and and a half years completey reworking it and the #IBelieveInAnthem movement.

Cute Femboi With Sexy Thigh Highs

Hello Brittle Bones, Fat Black, and Metalhead! I was just wondering, what is your LEAST favorite game from a your MOST favorite franchise/series. Keep up the good work you loveable sacks of malignant sewer trash.

Benus

Hello back blacker and blackish, as someone who hasn't been answered on the show I first want to say that you shall incurre my wrath for 100 generations except Chris because he'll due before getting his dick wet, secondly as we're entering out second year of Corona Light Beer I'd like to know Q: if you have any first job experiences that you think are memorable or not worthy, and no Chris being a professional Kid Rock impersonator doesn't count

ChrisDancingForCarson'sSickPleasure

Howdy doody booty boys! You guys keep me entertained on my slow days as a bartender so here's your cut of my tips. Anyway, what's yalls' drink of choice? For me it's Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey and Coke (thanks Chris for hooking me on this beautiful Whiskey), or if I want to treat myself I get a Mudslide. Also btw Derek, Vodka with cranberry and OJ is called a Madras. Best wishes to you guys!

We Fuck on Front Porches and Gay Life Away

Q: Hello clever Hispanic wizard, large Hispanic man, and man with a slight alien fetish. Scenario, You have the power to eradicate a world epidemic (world hunger, cancer, corona, etc..) but in doing so you have to choose one epidemic that can never be solved. Which one do you choose to eradicate and which one do you choose to make last forever. To cover my bases you HAVE to make the decision and yeeting yourself into the abyss is not an option Sweeny

Immaculate Slug Life

Q: Hello, African, African and Spaniard! First time long time writing in. Would you rather live the rest of your life only being able to speak while rapping but you gain the abilities of a highly skilled rapper (plus N-word pass for Chris), OR only being able to walk while dancing, you can still run, skip, hop and jog like a normal person but you cannot legally own or use a wheelchair. Keep on keeping on fellas.

Sween the typa guy to eat holographic meatloaf

Q: Hey there, my three favorite ex-Disney Channel stars! Have you guys ever had a movie, video game, etc. that you only appreciated years after first experiencing it? I bought Bloodborne back in 2018, tried playing it several times, and kept rage quitting. Now it is one of my favorite games, both for gameplay and story. Love the show and stay snarky, gents!

Tendercut

Hello Sickly Hispanic pretender, some guy the Xbox Kinect wouldn’t consider and person and David Dukes Erotic Nightmare. Is cereal soup?

Jonathan Anguiano

Well Howdily Doodily boys! Hope you guys are doing well as Spring time approaches soon. Q: I briefly saw in the news about that robotic quadruped (4 legged) that’s been around for who knows how long and have shown the progress of being able to walk and run pretty close to what a horse would like walking around. So it got me thinking, if you were given a robot, what 2 purposes would you give them to do? Enjoy your time men with this one and may the good blood guide your way.

Just Monika

TOPIC: what’s your guys’ opinions on buying a house? Imagine getting into the landlord business and being tyrants over your tenants. Like forcing them to play Halo with you for cheaper rent. May Jehova bless the Snark.

The Grand Autismo

TOPIC: How do yall feel about the modding communities for games? Whether for the well known communities for the Bethesda games and Minecraft, or the lesser known guys in the ROM hacking scene?

A Tiny Asian Yakuza

Salutations, Adobo Addicted Puerto Rican Skinwalker, African American Eldritch being that is also my Biological Father, and African-American man who is in a constant state of HORNY. This is the First (and probably last since I am destitute) donation, from a long time listener. Q: If Sakurai used his funky Japanese magic on you, and transported you all into the Smashverse, what would your attacks be (i.e. final smash, forward smash, etc.)? Thank y'all for being some humorous humans. You three have helped me cope with this unending pandemic and a break-up.

PakuPanda

(Repost question from last month) What's up boys? TOPIC: Boondocks Q: I was curious what your guys' thoughts on it is (if you have seen it), and if this kind of show could still work today. I absolutely love it. If you or any viewer haven't seen it, it's essentially epic anime battle scenes mixed with the raw stupidity of South Park, tied together with a GINORMOUS slab of blacksploitation humor. It has some of the greatest characters I've ever witnessed. I feel like if they were to reboot it there would be pushback, but I feel like it'd go the way of South Park, i.e. being accepted generally, but awkwardly shunned by a portion of the population (only if it was done well though). Keep up the great work guys!

Steel Strider

Q: Why do y’all Goya lookin Mf’s hate imagine dragons so much. Like they’re not great, but they’re no that bad

Gay Cum Man

CORRECTION: Or at least I think this is a correction... Chris had brought up his fear of teleportation several times on the podcast and if I remember correctly I went something like, if teleportation that used atomic disintegration and reintegration was invented then he would not want to use it out of fear that his consciousness would not be the same one from his original body. Now initially this sounds pretty sound (fuck off). Lets say that this form of teleportation gets invented and Chris wants to meet Sween and Derik in LA by teleporting from New York. Now what happens is Chris steps into the teleporter and before he even has time to blink he's in LA and is ready to have a gay ol' time with his friends. However, back in New York, the original Chris is going under some intense eye brow furrowing as the teleporter hasn't seemed to work but before he can inquire any further, a worker comes up behind him a garrottes him to death, possibly diddling his freshly made corpse since he doesn't want to waste his warmth. Now is this any different from being disintegrated instead? Well apart from the diddling (which Chris did say he would be okay with if he was dead) I would say no. So, assuming that, in the shot period of time there were two Chrises, they didn't share the same consciousness, then Chris would be correct in assuming that his consciousness would not transfer over however this then leads to a much worse question. When you go to sleep, deep sleep to be specific, you loose consciousness. You don't dream like in rem sleep, you are completely unconscious. Like turning off a computer, it has no power running through it but when you turn it back on it will still boot from its storage or its "memories" and appear to be the exact same pc. But going by the same logic as the teleporter scenario, are you the same person you were yesterday? Now I would still say yes but the reason why then leads to an even worse question. Throughout this whole... question? Correction? thing... this whole thing we've assumed that consciousness is some form of physical object and although Sweeny said it is, he's also said that our solar system is lightyears across and that immunosuppressed people should get vaccinated so... Anyway, the reason why I bring this up is because personally I think that consciousness is no more real than any other form of measurement (assuming that consciousness is indeed a measurement). For example, you could have a meter long piece of wood and you could say "this is a meter" and although you would be correct, on a physical basis it's just a piece of wood. A meter (and any other form of measurement) is not a physical "thing", it's a human invention used to merely tell distance or temperature or, in the case of consciousness, someone's mental state. For example, the reason why you think you're the same person you were before you went to sleep isn't because you have some physical consciousness tell you that you are, it's because you have the same memories as that person. If you were to take the storage drives out of a pc and insert them into another one then it would still take the same appearance of that pc (albeit with different specs). Your personality is also dictated by your past experiences that you only have because of your memories. (This is also why I'm terrified of getting dementia.) So then it begs the question. Forget who you were before you went to sleep, are you the same person you were a moment ago? Now this question to me is still a simple yes. Especially if you take René Descartes view of "I think therefore I am". However, this wasn't the "even worse question" that I was eluding to. (Patreon's insistency to hate making new paragraphs can go fuck itself.) Going back to the teleportation analogy, lets say now that Chris is back at the teleporter, same as before accept, as the diddler rushes over to garrotte Chris, he trips and impales himself on a spike. Meanwhile, Chris now has to take a plane to LA instead but when he gets there, he is shocked to find another, equally shocked, Chris chatting with Derik and Sweeny. So the question is, who gets to sleep in Chris' bed? Now you could say the original Chris but who is that? They both have the same memories except one Chris remembers teleporting to LA while the other remembers taking a plane. My personal answer would be both have to sleep together and record it for me but never get what I want, do I? Also you may now be wondering, "Isn't this actually a question and not a correction?" And to that I say, fuck you, this is too long to be read out on the podcast anyway, here's a question: Q: Derrick, if I placed a camera in your toilet, would you be okay with it or are you going to be mad when you find them? Sincerely, I'm a little cum princess.

preeroz.

Hey you three, finally a first time patron but I've been listening to the podcast mid-December (#49), and it's been one of the things keeping me afloat for this year. I'm trying to catch up on the earlier episodes, and I'm currently at #4! Appreciate the raw commentary. Q: When it comes to childhood nostalgia and life itself, what are three to four tracks that sum up your life growing up to before adulthood? If you butcher the name, it's sad but fine, but there's no S at the end, it's a Z. much love.

huggerderek

Hey there modern Fabios. When it comes to finishing, would yall rather cum on a woman's face, tits, ass, or in her mouth? Personally I'm a fan of cumming on the face and taking a picture.

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Hey you three "people" Q: which would you rather have genocided, geese or seagulls? It's a toss up for me, both are filthy assholes that are constantly intrusive. I lean more towards geese because they shit everywhere and are always angry. Alternatively you can just pick any animal you'd want gone from the planet idk

The Grand Autismo

Q: how do yall deal with the closing of a very close friendship. I've just had my best friend, and generally closest person in my life for 4 years, cut things off between us. I'm devastated and hope to hear how yall go about healing from the deep scars left behind.

Gay Cum Man

Yea, well I fucked your dad gay

SryMissJackson

Q: Hello my Cumhog Millionaires, What were some dastardly pranks you and your pals pulled, or what shenanigans did you and your crew get up to? For us (a group of highschool seniors), whenever we’re having a hangout and order food through a delivery app, we’ll print out a picture of our delivery driver and ask them for their autograph when they come to the door, their reactions are always priceless. Stay safe and stay goopy.

Decwood

Hello the two sinners who would see a live action land before time and the man I'm getting a Kingdom Hearts tattoo to purely to spite Topic: As most of us I am a huge fucking Halo nerd and I have subconsciously refused to accept the fact Bungie did anything post Halo: Reach SOLO POTENTIAL QUESTION: Chris and Sweeney, none of you guys have steered me wrong with a recommendation before and my friend is a super Destiny nerd, lore included. Is it worth getting into? MAIN PODCAST: Question: What's a game company you guys previously adored but have emotionally cut ties to after a certain franchise? No cheating you can't say Naughty Dog

Zelex

Dear Jekyll, Hyde, and unfortunate participate. What is yall's best advice for getting over a bad breakup? Ive asked this on Patreon before but i finally cut my toxic ex off and am gonna try to move on but the anxiety and depression have fucked me. I have friends and stuff but i live in sorta a small crap town and idk where to meet new women even if i just wanna get laid except bars ig? What do you guys think?

Magnanimous Colin

TOPIC: Can you donate your penis to a person that is transitioning? And if so, can a white person have a black penis?

james passmore

Q: who would win in a naked fist fight. Bernie or biden?

james passmore

Q: who would win in a fight. a squad of mike tyson clones or a gorilla with no teeth so its forced to use its hands?

Every time Chris says yeah, no Obama drone strikes a wedding

Hello America's most successful minority hosted podcast, you have to have sex with an Alien from a movie, (Sweeney you cannot kill yourself so don't say that). Do you have sex with a skrull in its natural form from the MCU movies, an Alien from Mars Attacks or a facehugger from Alien. The aliens are friendly and will not hurt you and you cannot use a condom.

AurtisticOne

CORRECTION: in Ep 2 of the podcast (super long ago, whatever), chris said hes always wanted a pet chameleon but decided not to get one because he read they only live about a year. I dont know where he got this number but in the wild they live about 2-3 years, and in captivity they live as high as 10 years. Not the longest lifespan but much longer than what chris thought. The main reason I'm making this correction is because I want chris to get a chameleon so he can show it off to the audience. Please get a chameleon chris

Cute Femboi With Sexy Thigh Highs

Q: If someone offered you $30 billion to do the most horrid, vile, deviant shit you could possibly think of what would it be?

Gay Cum Man

Hello leads in my homoerotic fanfiction and hispanic Milhouse. Q: Expanding on last weeks question. Who would win? 30 marine trained gorillas (gruella gorillas if you will) or one elephant with a stomping fetish? Also a correction: Cold blooded animals like warmer environments so crocodiles would probably be fine in warmer waters, its probably also why you don't find them in the fucking artic.

PainTrain838

Q: One day you are visited by the cum fairy who is mad that you tricked her into thinking know meat slinger, Dr. Drew, was dead. As a result she has decided to curse you but allows you to chose which curse you receive. When you orgasm, you will now either produce a disturbing volume of cum, like a gallon or half gallon, or when you cum you will shot out a single sperm the size of a tadpole. Though to not discourage you from cumming, she has made it so all your orgasms are at minimum 8/10.

Mr Ninja Fox117

What's up you lovely boys. This might have been asked before, but I was wondering if any of you have ever been watching a movie, or a TV show or even a game, where something so awesome happened that you made audible noise. For me it happened while watching breaking bad. I remember actually, out loud cheering, because something satisfying happened. Thanks for all you do boys. PS. Chris I loved your song "breathe" I can't wait for more music in the future.

sappire90

TOPIC: Sex
 Q: Hello 3 horsemen of the apocalypse, My guy friends hate talking to me about my sex life, so here I am to ask my parasocial guy friends. I have had 14 sex partners and I am pretty fuckin’ fantastic if I do say so myself. However. None of them have ever made me cum. I have no idea how to ask a man to take care of me. I worry I’ll ruin the moment or take too long or that he’ll be pissed. What could a woman say to you that would ruin everything and immediately kill your boner? Even if the woman was your dream girl? Also Derrick you have the best laugh.

CrizzlyBear

Q: If you had a 6 inch clone of Hitler would you torture him

CrizzlyBear

A gorilla could break every bone in my body with one punch he dont need no teeth

Why Bother Tho

Q: Hello there not fat, kinda fat, and sorry buddy; your mention of Young prompts a bit of music talk. First, thanks Chris for getting me into Rise Against, that's some good shit and Broken Dreams easily became one of my favorite songs with a little Batman bias to help it. But as for the question: would you guys consider doing original music? I dunno if Derrick's already done any, but are you going to revamp any more of your originals Chris?(Please do Deathamphetamine if so) And yes, I want an answer from you too Sween.

Drunken Dullahan

Hello, Garbage Fire the podcast, if you could remove an organ and function perfectly fine without it, which would you remove for the sake of convenience, and why?

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Hello members of the high functioning ADHD podcast , Q: What game, if any, that you really wanted to like but just couldn't. Just to clarify that I'm not talking about games whose hype and praise raised your expectations too high and ruined your enjoyment. I'm referring to games that you know are objectively good and that you want to enjoy, but just doesn't click with you.

Sergei Lewis

Hey y'all, been on the Snark Tank ride since last year, finally got around to getting my hard earned dabloons working for y'all. Q: If you had to choose, which Monster Hunter monster would you have as a pet, keep in mind the cost of having to feed and house the beast.

Alex Salinas

Q: who’d win in a 1v1 fight. Batman or Bugs Bunny

Lord Zedd cucks Rita with Goldar

Hello you 3 evil bastards that make me question my mortality. Topic: I have a scenario i want to put yall in to see how you would get out of it. You walk up to your car that you havent driven or touched in a week. You go to put something in your trunk only to discover there is a week old corpse in the back. You didnt kill nor have you ever seen this person but now you have to get rid of it. What are your next steps?

Cm

Q: Simple. If ALL videogames were available on every platform which console would be your preferred? Would you do PC anyway?

Disabled Trans Veteran

Hey there School shooter, Daniel, and the Cooler Daniel... As you can guess from my name I'm an individual who both enjoys some good Bussy, and am very open minded. TOPIC: I was wondering what each of your takes and thoughts were on the super straight business going on. Obviously not wanting to date a trans person isn't transphobic, but I find the irony of the situation hilarious.

Magnanimous Colin

TOPIC: I’m just curious if you can categorize and name the different types of tits out in the world. Keep sucking that dick!

Boopsi Jo

Hello Cool Music, Cool Music, and Nerd Weeb. In preparation for Godzilla V. Kong, who do you think would win in a fight. 12 Gibbon Monkey sized Godzillas, or 1 King Kong that is twice the size of a Silverback. The mini godzillas have about 3/5 the power of Regular Godzilla each, and the mini Kong is just as powerful as regular Kong. They all have whatever canon powers they have, including the fucking stick.

Dusk

So I've been on the hunt for an engagement ring for my girlfriend and during my hunt I've come to the conclusion that diamonds are dumb and lab diamonds are worth the time. Anyway Q: What's your guys opinion on diamonds? (especially sween)

There’s an active serial killer in my area help

Hello Phillip Seymour Johnson, retard that confused a confederation with libertarian philosophy, and that one short Hispanic retard who, in a dream, went to my high school and I bullied him relentlessly, first time patron, I paid to get access to the discord so I can flood it with my anarchist weeb degeneracy. My question is as follows, would you rather be relentlessly spanked by a North Korean military officer, or suck the newly grown dick on your girlfriend?

Poop Balls, the Second Cumming

Good morrow Long Duck Dong, Deebo, and grown-up Starvin' Marvin! Q: Let's say that a horrible accident has rendered you dickless, and you can only have it reattached in one of three places: the back of your neck, your left nipple, or as a replacement for your middle finger on your right hand. Which would you pick? It can't go back to its normal spot, and you can't kill yourself.

King of Spiders

Sup Adult Swim personified I'm an aspiring Comic Writer and Metal Vocalist in NYC. I was wondering if any of yall bodacious mother fuckers got any advice for me. Derrick, i'm going for a Gojira, Amon Amarth vocal sound

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Hello Christian, Denmark, and other (aka him (aka the mean not that lean but differently mean swen machine)).... What would you do if you found out that flat earthers are right and the earth is not round? I fell at this point Alex Jones becomes the new ruler of earth becomes nothing I know is right. And down the the Clinton....<----- I didn't kill my self

Reece Fuller

hey you raunchy retards, i've been listening since the very beginning w killing progerians and just subscribed today! QUESTION: have any of you heard of supermega? theyre one of my fav podcasts and would make great guests, also any of the old sleepycabin guys like Zack or Chris. Keep up the good shit, you make my overnights a lot easier

Abolish Anime

Greetings, Negro of Orange County, knockoff Mexican who willingly listens to pop punk, and Afrikaner. I've been a long time viewer and I enjoy the content. QUESTION: Derrick, who smells worse, LA Punks or OC punks?

Unwelcome Ghost

Q: Hello Hispanic Wizard, Master of Metal, and King Sween. I'm a first time Patron and I've been enjoying your content a lot at work. My question is: What is something that one of your co-hosts does that you see as subhuman (hopefully not mentioned before) and no ganging-up on one person.

This house was built with cum. My soul is its fireplace. I sold my kidney this morning.

Q: Hello Christerson, Tomathy and Dereksander. My question isn't too detailed. Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit, or shit that tastes like chocolate pudding? Assume both are sanitary. Personally, I just want to be fed in the first place. This basement I've been locked in doesn't have much in terms of nutrients, I'll tell you that much!

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Q: hello you people. Long time listen first time supporter. My question is a simple one. You can have one band or musical artist make a new album. Who do you choose? Personally I'm torn between System of a Down and Queen. Also if I could get a trans rights from you all it would make my year. Thanks!