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Is Shrek 2 the BEST SEQUEL EVER? - Snark Tank #69 (The Sex Number) (Patreon)

Published:
2021-05-20 09:18:50
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2026-06

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Why is Shrek getting hate from The Guardian? Why is Shrek 2 the best sequel ever? Why does Sweeny hate The Godfather? Why is Joe Budden losing everything? Why is everyone just OKAY with the new UFO information? Sweeny is finally playing Mass Effect for the first time, but does he like it? Does Derrick want SPRINT??? in HALO?!?!? Worst cosplays ever? Is Sweeny a sociopath like Mark Zuckerberg? All this and more on todays meaty episode of the Snark Tank!

Congrats to Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack on Smilling Friends getting picked up by Adult Swim!

RIP Paul Mooney

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TheBackVlog

Shrek 2 is only the best sequel if you haven't seen Gremlins 2

preeroz.

RIP Paul Mooney.

shit, wait, circle back to me.

Sweeney heard “movement we can’t fathom” and thought these UFOs were moving in like the fourth dimension i love it, it’s just moving so fast that it would kill a human being driving it. there’s no new direction for things to move in oh my god lmao.

Jack

Chris you godless heathen you finish the Metro games right now or I will destroy your very essence

CrossEyedMagic

Can’t wait for the Patron members to triple their name lengths after that plea.

Thank you for your donation!

Who are these people saying One Piece starts getting good in the 300s? Its good in episode 1. Ive never understood why people say this. It baffles me.

Ashlet

Damn, I found out through this post that Paul Mooney passed away. Absolute legend. May he rest in power.

niko

derrick is very disrespectful to shrek 2, it is way better than he gives it credit for

John Martian

That's kinda Derrick's take on a lot of stuff that most people find good lol

Seth Campbell

I disagree with the idea that Derrick seems to have that something that appeals to mass audiences lacks effort. For instance hundreds of hours went into the animation alone in Shrek 2.

CrizzlyBear

What was so bad about ME1? They keep saying the controls but like you run, you take cover, you shoot bad guys. The Mako is shit yeah but it's not THAT bad and you get used to it. Mass Effect 1 is actually my favorite Mass Effect I hate hearing people badmouth it. Also I cannot believe Chris has never played ME1, he has betrayed my trust, I will come to his house and throw rocks at him.

el.brollo.loco

Ahoy lads, my question is simple. Is it gay to fuck a "male" sex doll? Asking for a friend.

Dennis Miller

As someone who played ME2 then ME3, then went back to ME1, it was REALLY hard to get into. It felt like I was walking through water, and there's this weird washed out filter over the whole game. I was able to play it but it was sometimes a slog. ME: LE has really improved it for me.

CrizzlyBear

I don't think he was saying if it appeals to larger audiences its bad, I think hes say that he doesn't think very highly of Shrek 2 because it's a fun movie that you can turn your brain off and just have a good time with. It sounds like he doesn't dislike these types of movies, it's just that he doesn't believe they are worthy of such high levels of praise and thinks it should be reserved for movies with deeper, more complex, and serious stories.

I like your Chris, I do not like your Chris-chans

Bro Sweeney got super ignorant about One Piece on Twitter and I did not need to hear him get ignorant about it on the podcast. No one, and I mean NO ONE, says One Piece gets good 300 episodes in. There's a big difference between something getting good and what people think is the best part.

Get out of my walls

So, I went out of my fucking way to check the damn aliens things and apparently the whole damn thing is that this was leaked by a guy who gets paid to go to ufo conventions since the gov sacked him and is easily explainable by other get engines seen through the infra red camera. Kyle Hill got a great explanation in a livestream.

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hey Chris, I upped my donation amount to the $25 needed to get my name read at the end of the podcast. It updated at the beginning of the month...when will I hear my name get read?

Its SBG, the Derrick with you is a fake plz helpme

First time patron here, just want to say thank you to you three for keeping me sane since the beginning of the pandemic. I found this podcast about a year ago as a fan of Derrick’s content and now I’m a supporter of Sweeney and Chris’ content as well! Keep up the great work, gentlemen!

CrizzlyBear

Im playing the legendary edition now and it uuh feels exactly the same? Worse actually, the AI is terrible, nobody is taking cover, everyone is shooting at walls, enemies will sometimes just run in a circle or stand there while I kill them. Why is nobody talking about this? Everyone is talking about how they overhauled the controls or whatever and it feels so much better but its the same??? Chris and Sween have never even played the first game how can they say it feels better to begin with?

The 1st Church of Keith David pres, Chris Reagan

I did as Chris asked and shortened my name! Though it's not that obvious and nobody wil notice. Therefore I'll document it by burying it here in the comments. I went from "The First Church of Keith David" to "The 1st Church of Keith David"