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huggerderek

Hey there sexperts. What do you guys crave when your sweet tooth is really killing you? Personally I crave ice cream. Any flavor will do. Thanks boyos and love yall so much.

Warwolf

Greetings Live Leak enthusiast, the twink in Castro’s basement, and unending libido. If you could somehow travel thousands of years into the future to the point where chimps/gorillas have evolved in such a similar way humans did that allowed them to live alongside humans, do you think they would be attractive? To summarize, would you fuck a planet of the apes chick and would it be beastiality if they’re borderline human?

C^3

Hello Beetle King, Music Man, and Impending Doom Would you guys ever consider opening a PO Box or something of the sort so people could send you things like fan art and stuff of that nature

cataclysmic cunt fucked

Hello Sweeny, mini Sweeny and white Sweeny.. (we are all Sweeny) my question is one mainly for Sweeny and Sweeny is there a video you wished you had put out but didn't.. or is there a video you would go back and make love Sweeny

The Dudeslayer

What’s up Thing 1, Thing 2, and Thing: Derrick please fuck my earholes till you give me sexually transmitted tinnitus. I’ve gotta question that me an some of my bro’s (shout out to Smooth Brain Gang) can’t agree on. Which is inherently more fuckable, A half snake person, snake tail from the waist down, or a centaur? I’m of the opinion that the snake person is inherently more fuckable because of their flexibility. What are your thoughts?

Logan Paul has been the WWE United States Champion for over 90 days, and has defended it fucking ONCE

Hey there, Black Ed, Black Edd, and Hispanic Eddy. Now that the plague is just about wrapping up, and things seem to be on their way to going back to normal (knock on wood), I feel comfortable talking about the whole fiasco in the past tense. With that being said, what would you guys say is one GOOD thing to have come out of the pandemic, that could not have happened or was less likely to happen under normal circumstances? For example, the podcast’s success: people having to stay at home likely had a hand in the Snark Tank’s sudden explosion in popularity, so at least that was one good thing to come out of this mess.

Dylan Lives

Bunty and Donovan should be on the show, but with only 3/5ths the hosts, I'll compromise. To the real question, when I was in high school I used to act pretty cringey, and its often hard to look back because it's so gross, what are some ways you are proud of yourself from moving on from? Btw Derrick is correct, Tali is the only right Mass Effect romance

Jacques 552

Hello fellas with a hard R Q: Does it annoy you when fans constantly quote old jokes (e.g. I hate the gays)? Thanks for the weekly entertainment

The ReeeeeGod

Not really a question but I really feel that the Snapple rebrand must be addressed.

Necr0Danc3r the Dirty Beat Blaster

Hello collection of toxic clouds that were shoved into corporeal vessels and somehow gained the curse of sentience! I was found some of my old fighting games the other day, and that got me thinking about the super moves the characters use. I was wondering if any of you had any favorite super/ultimate moves that you think are cool or just hilarious. For me, the move is from Ultimate Ninja 3 (a Naruto game for ps2) where one of the characters blinds the opponent, beats them into a crater, grows a huge tree with them stuck inside, and then sets the whole thing on fire. Note: the moves don't necessarily have to come from fighting games.

Zerowolf

Hey Imp, Demon, and Incubus. My question is if you can have a room from a cartoon as your new bed room what will it be my choice is Arnold’s room form Hey Arnold.

Sween looking like the Conguitos mascot

Hello Sweeney, Derrick, and Gunther, I have a lighthearted question for you! Q: what is a cute/funny childhood story about you or something that you did? It could be one you remember or one that was told to you. My sister likes to tell me about how I would get her to chase me as a toddler. I would present my ass to her and say “I betcha can’t get my baby back ribs!” And scurry away. I have no memory of this nor do I have the answer as to why. It’s probably related to Austin Powers. Anyways, keep on having a grand old time!

Sly Cooper and the gang running a train on Carmelita

Hello Puerto Rican man that my wife left me for, Mink Slide’s #1 fan, and mini winnie Sweeney. I was happy you guys finally got to my question 2 months ago but you skipped it last month, so fuck you for that. My question is what is some of your favorite jokes? One of mine is “abortion isn’t murder, it’s just canceling your pre order” hope that made you guys laugh. Have a nice day! Except you Sweeney, fuck you

Sticky

Hello Snark Tank Engineers, Sticky here with a question. Do you have any horror stories from working retail? One of mine is this, I work at a pet shop, we sold a ferret to a family this one time, then 2 days later they brought it back dead with a broken spine. Apparently the sons were throwing it back and forth, essentially playing catch with it and it's spine broke because of it. Then they tried to buy a new one, i wanted to refuse but my manager just let them, entirely putting a sale over the safety of the animal.

FustyKanker

Hello white, black, and thicc black. Not a question but a follow up to what Sweeney said in a past episode. LeBron James is not the best athlete in the world and it’s not even close, and honestly is just a overall pussy. Also basketball players are inferior to football, hockey, and even baseball players and NBA is the worst North American sports league compared to the NFL, NHL, and MLB. Please don’t say something so stupid again please. Good day

Johnny boi

Hello you beautiful bastards, I have two questions. This first one is for Derrick only. What is your thoughts on deep dish pizza. Chris and gay hater already answer. Wanted to hear your thoughts and The second question is for all. Which scene from any movie,show, anime,etc made you the angriest when there was good food around and no one ate it. I mention this because Chris was talking about this last episode.

Connor King

Hello boys. Not a question so much as a comment; AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Thanks guys I appreciate your time!

Ryan

Hello, Twink, Bear and Bussy Slayer. What are some games you think don't get enough attention? I personally think Ace Combat 4 for the PS2 is a near perfect game with a story I would rate above Bioshock and just below Spec Ops The Line. It's masterful the way it tells a somber and complex war story while providing a power fantasy I find more satisfying than playing as Master Chief. The rest of the series, especially the other PS2 games, are also great, but there's something about how finely tuned AC4 that I've never seen in almost any game aside from Portal 1. Literally all it would take for me to drop $500 on a PS5 (except a Bloodborne 60fps patch) is a rerelease of the PS2 trilogy. Even if it was a Super Mario 3D All-Stars tier remaster and I'd happily pay full price for it.

John Martian

I think they've been asked this a few times already :(

John Martian

Hello Rinse, Lather, and Repeat, I wanted to hit you with a big one, this week, and it's a little awkward, but I have the anonymity of the internet on my side until China drops the veil to fuck us, so fuck it. I'm a virgin, mid 20s, I never got out much and my life hasn't been interesting up until this point. I've been entering what I call my Mid 20's Crisis, feeling like I haven't accomplished anything or done anything exciting or completely on my own. Planning on a trip to Sweden at some point in the future, so making progress in coming to terms with my own mortality. So, I stumbled across a subreddit, that lead me down a rabbit hole, that lead me to a site full of reputable, independent, sex workers. When I have my first time with someone I really want to be with, I want her to have a good time. I would like to avoid the Ol' Single Swipe Evacuation of my Gene Pipe, ya know? Because that fucking terrifies me, letting my partner down when I find one. Do you think hiring a trusted sex worker to work with on my technique is a bad idea, and what is your opinion overall on independent sex workers from sites?

I love FOV sliders

Hello Jerry, George, and Kramer. Recently started Seinfeld for the first time and I love it. What are some of your favorite episodes of television? (Seinfeld or not Seinfeld)

james passmore

What conspiracy theory do you 100% believe is true? And what’s a conspiracy theory that’s wild that you wish was true?

MasonTheMetalHead.

AH YOU GUYS!!! what is your favorite Video game sound track, i think that a Sound track can make or break a game . My personal favorite is the Diablo 2, the Mournful guitar is able to wisk you into the dark world of the game so well. what, OST makes you feel that way?

TexasTaterSalad

Hello two beautiful bois and the ugly friend, just wanted to point out that Chris is the biggest web of all! Only an absolute web would have a 2+ hours conversation with an anime girl on stream! Real question though, what are y’all’s thoughts on the rise of vtubers? I personally find them super interesting and some of the gimmicks have been genuinely great content. Stay safe on the hellscape we all earth

SinCityJag

How you guys doing? Since it’s my birthday month (actual birthday on the 8th) Q: What’s some of the best birthdays you guys have ever had? Also could I get a happy birthday please? Love the show!

ButteredButter

Q: If you had the chance to forget everything you know about one game and replay it as if you were playing it for the first time, what game would you guys chose? For me it's a toss up between darkwood and Divinity Original Sin 2.

bl00k man

Hey three amigos, do you feel at this point in your life that there is a higher calling to you? Not that religion has to play a part in it, but more of do you think there is something that you have to do or call attention to? Love the content very funny makes my day a little more bearable.

Its SBG, the Derrick with you is a fake plz helpme

Hello there, destroyers of all that is pleasant in society. What is the most ridiculous thing that you ever got in shit for? Could be at home, school, work, ect. For me, I nearly got suspended in the 7th grade because I had not one but two teachers accuse me of skipping classes even though I was there everyday. Considering that I would sit fairly close their desks in both classes when they would take attendance and neither seemed to like me very much prior, the whole situation seems really “sus” as the kids like to say. Love the podcast, keep up the great work!

Fran♀️ (KuroHana10969)

Sorry, I don't have any creative nicknames to give. Any recent accomplishments to brag about?

Unwelcome Ghost

Hello Orchestra of Goblinoids, What's something you hate about your favorite video game, or your least favorite thing about it?

Argan Ether

Howdy all (I'm allowed to say howdy, I'm from the west). Here's a dumb but simple hypothetical for all of you: You've had a particularly randy feeling all day and jerk it 2-4 times. Afterwards, the woman of your dreams comes a-knocking and propositions you for sex, while you're spent and tired. Are you going to accept or decline?

Murderascended

Okay so im sure yall bois kinda noticed this and more than half my family is from up there. Why do you think Puerto Ricans go to NY. Is it a migration thing i wasnt told about. Is the island to small with a failing infrastructure? I am curious upon your opinions.

Stopping for pedestrians only to immediately run them over

Hello Ronald RayGun, Sweeny Nut Junior, and quite possibly the reason Lithuania is seeing a spike in birth rates. I wanted to piggy back off a question from an episode or two ago that asked about your favorite video game set pieces with this: Q: From any game, what set piece do you think would make for a good smash bros stage? I WOULD have personally liked to see a stage from Dante's Desk from Devil May Cry.

badlybrave

Hello, Buff Correll, Correll, and Starving Correll, Can we get a review of Buff Correll's move to original songs? Did you see his recent appearance on Tosh.0? When are you getting him on the podcast!?????

Willem DaCortex

He Ho Biangbiang Bros. Here's a hypothetical that I got from the Distractible podcast: what heinous/manipulative thing would you do if everyone had the spontaneous ability to teleport via thinking of the location? for example, breaking into a radio/tv station and putting thoughts of the center of the sun and making people teleport there.

Mr Ninja Fox117

Hello you lovely boys. I'm finally going to be living on my own soon, and I will need to save money where I can. I was wondering if you guys have any good "cheap meals" you'd be willing to share with me? Lucky I love eggs, and those are real cheap where I am. Thanks for always keeping my boring stocking job interesting.

Tomboy abs

Hello Ed, Edd, and Eddy. My question is have any of y’all worked a job not because you enjoy it but because it gets you just enough money to be comfortable while you look for your “real” job, but get stuck in that job for years without meaning to?

Every time Chris says yeah, no Obama drone strikes a wedding

Hello snarkboys, Sweeney claims he wants to be a nurse and says he'll be a good one because he wants to help people. Why is nobody bothered by the fact that he refuses to get glasses and apparently cannot see. I see this as a recipe for him killing a patient. I feel like we should do a public service and revoke any medical degrees he is in process of obtaining.

A Tiny Asian Yakuza

Yo, what's up Hispanic Hamoud Habibi, Man with Infernal Lust Towards European Women, and My Real Dad. I have a silly little scenario for you. Say, some mad scientist decided to blast the three of you with a shrink ray, reducing you all to a height of 6 inches. How would you all live your new, miniature lives? Thanks for being some goofy lil' goobers. You all keep my shattered brain in a cohesive glob.

John Martian

Would you even be surprised if you started to see YouTube ads that just DeepFake your face onto the actors in the ad?

Big Clizzy wizzy

Greetings Clever Hispanic wizard and my 2nd and 3rd favorite black guys! My question is what is a game that you loved but everyone else hated, and a game you hated but everyone else loved and raved about. P.s long time listener first time patreon supporter glad I could support my favorite podcast and some of my favorite creators thanks for all the laughs!

yadeen

Hey guys, I’m just writing in to ask your opinions on something important, can Shadow the Hedgehog say the n word?

PapaGzeus

Hey "wild", "literally, and" eck-specially", I have a simple question today. What are some songs you ABSOLUTELY hate? Personally the "all summer long" by Kid Rock, "Yeah" by Nelly, and "Shape of you" by Ed Sheeran make me violently angry

BigDumbFilmSnob

Howdy, you swell and dashing gentlemen. I've been playing a lot of Smash Ultimate lately and Ken, Ryu, Terry, and Kazuya have made me want to step into the world of fighting games. As someone who's never gotten into them when I was younger, the prospect of stepping into a completely new world of video games is a little daunting. So my question is, what games would you recommend to someone who is completely new to the genre. Side question, who are your favorite and least favorite characters in Smash? Keep up the great work you big, hot men.

Kota

Hey, you kingly champions of podcast shenanigans! Wanted to ask you guys which game has stuck with you the most in a bad way. Also dachshunds ( Weiner dogs) always are the ones who get bee stings because they are bred to kill pests like bugs and small rodents so they fight bees to get them away from their home or families.

Bwadwy

How scared would you be if Joe Biden had the Infinity Gauntlet. Like, would he forget what he was going to do mid snap and end up making everyone turn into baked beans?

Odo

Hey trio of good times. I'm a bit of a history buff for ancient civilizations and wanted to ask, whats your guys favorite myth or legend from history? Thanks for all the content you guys put out, and making my work days go quicker!

John Martian

What if Bee Movie was a movie from the future to warn us? A time traveler returns to the past, our time, and says, "Guys, did you get our movie?" "What movie?" The World's government asks in a live interview. Future man: "The Bee movie! Did you get our warning?!" The world: "To not fuck up the planet?" Future man: "NO! TO NOT FUCK THE BEES." The world: "Fuck the... fuck the what?" Future man: "The Bees! Whatever you do, do not have sex with the bees!" The world: "We....... we weren't thinking about fucking the bees, dude." Future man: "You weren't?.... Oh, well I guess everything's fine, then." The world: "But now that you mention it--" Future man "Wait no!" he screams before he is sent back to his time, where Human Bee people rule the world.

PP. when does the pain get better. help

Hello there dejected souls I am about to subject to more sorrow. Which is more gay. To fuck a woman in a mans body, or to fuck a man in a woman’s body? In either scenario you are fully aware of the situation. PS. Sweeny cannot kill himself. But you or Derrick can kill Sweeny if you feel merciful.

aido M

Can someone link me the discord please?

Jack

Greetings Slendermanlet, bigfoot if he posted bad takes online and the Fuckmaster™, It's your favourite Northern Irish patron (I hope) back with another question. This is something I've been wondering for a while but what are your opinions on the ongoing Vtuber craze? Personally I think it's a pretty good way for creators to hide their identity while still having a face associated with their channel and it can also be a fun gimmick. I was initially sceptical and thought it was a cheap gimmick that would die out quickly but eventually found myself enjoying Vtubers a lot.

Doc Oc's Croc Socks

Greetings glasses that can burn ants, supernova of hot takes, and European pipe layer. Love the show and its kept me entertained a great many long drives, being in medical school now though sometimes your blistering medical takes make me smell burning toast. So my question to you, what is the most blisteringly false thing you've heard someone say about something you're knowledgeable about? Thanks again for all the laughs and keeping the last year and a half bearable

Flying Star

Hello Horchata, coke. And Malt liquor how do you do . I'm new to patreon and figure 25$ was worth it to make your life harder Chris. ( story related to the question) . After the shit show that was the overpriced games of Pokemon Sword and Shield I finally decided to give up on that franchise. I was then introduced to Shin Megami Tensei as an alternative and bought S.M.T 3 Nocturn and I must say it is a vast improvement. More complex Themes, story, game play, etc. So my question is: What game or franchise have you just given up on and then found a suitable replacement for it before during or after giving up on it.

You gotta pay the trolls toll to get in the boys hole!

hello Stick Bug With Dyslexia, A Less Famous Mario Judah, And Grandmaster Smash. What Is The Greatest Role (IN YOUR PERSONNAL OPINION) That You Have Seen Keith David Play. His Performance In Night School Was So Good I Overlooked The Fact That The Movie Was Dogshit. Solid 10/10 Movie. Would Watch Again.

Tomboy abs

Got a “question” for Tom and Derek, but Chris feel free to add anything if you want. I finally listened to To Pimp a Butterfly, and I honestly think it’s a weaker album compared to Good kid, M.A.A.D city. My question is what is the argument for TPAB being better than GKMC?

One too many near death experiences

Hello boys, I have a question that is sure to cause, at the very least, my name being cursed. Say through the power of science, you are able to absorb your girlfriend/boyfriend's brain, while maintaining your body. You two are able to communicate, but only through thought. Your BF/GF's body is still around, and lives with you, and will proceed to live and age like normal, just minus the ability to speak or think. It won't die unless you do. Now the question, if you were to fuck the brainless body, what is that? Masturbation? Rape? Normal sex? My girlfriend and I came up with this cursed question one night, and figured I'd share our mind's combined power. Cheers.

ojc

Hey guys! First off, I'd just like to thank you guys for all the hard work you do. I was almost admitted to the hospital last year from mental illness after my 7 month old puppy (Great Pyrenees) got hit by a car, but with the help of meds, and support from friends and family I got better. I also include this podcast in things that saved me, because you three have never failed to make me laugh and it gave me something to look forward to. Sorry for all the gay shit, here's my question! As a Canadian, I love this band called The Tragically Hip. Almost everyone in the country tuned in to their final concert but they're almost entirely unknown outside of Canada. Is there any band or artist like that from any of your backgrounds?

Cum Man, The Man of Cum

What’s up fag, fagg, and faggot (I’m bi and have the pass don’t worry). Me and my friend are potentially changing our major in college to game design and are looking to make friends of fellow gamers. My thought was to play fun local co-op video games but all we really got are Smash Ultimate and Duck Game. What local co-op games would you fellas recommend? Preferably on the switch but if not then that’s totally fine.

7rashbag 7

very generic question, how do i learn the guitar i have 2 guitars and i don’t want them to go to waste

Epic Rap Battles of Spunk

Hello Steve Skeleton, John Dillermand and Puerto-Rican Cenobite. Long time Listener, and first time patron. Your podcast has been a great source of fun, and cope, for long days of work, so thanks for that :D Don't remember if it's been asked before, but my question is this: Do you guys have any routines, to keep up your health - be it mental- or physical-health? I myself go for runs every other morning, to get out of the "morning-haze" or whatever, and have a roommate, who spends an hour meditating each morning. Hope my question reaches you, and keep up the podcast.

black magic fuckery — GOTY edition

Hello black Paul Blart, neuroatypical Damon Wayans and the sort-of Abominable but ultimately just anorexic Snowman. First time Patron here! After becoming jaded a few years back by endless culture war content, I have returned to discover that you guys just talk about video games now and am totally here for it. Yet, my question is political. Do you feel you can observe - or at least believe in the possibility of - an emerging harmony between the Bernie-ite left and the Trump-ian right? For example, I am naturally conservative, but have been dating a total lefty for three years now with curious side-effects. I've come to see the flaws in Laissez-faire capitalism and the importance of unionisation, while she's warmed up to private gun ownership and anti-government conspiracies. Penny for your thoughts, you lefty pearls.

Chris Chan’s mom stuck in the dryer

Hello you silly minorities. First of all, thank you for the hilarious content, I signed up for Patreon just for you guys. I usually like the games/movies you guys recommend, so I seek a specific recommendation. I’m looking for a video game that I can play with my girlfriend. Something pretty easy to pick up and that won’t make us mad (Mario Party) would be appreciated. Considering we just moved into an apartment in this weekend, having a game we could play would be a nice way to unwind would be appreciated. Keep up the great work you guys, your dumb bullshit has really helped me get through days at work.

God is alive because Andrew Tate is gonna be caked in cum in prison soon

Hello my fellow New Yorkers, Did you know that Keith David played the black cat in Coraline? Fucking wild. Love that creepy ass movie. My question is though, what is something that scared the shit out of you as a kid? Be it a game, a movie, something your family member told you, etc. Keep making me smile at work, cunts.

Please don't take my pocket pussy, it's all I have left of my dead wife

Hello Smeagol's before and after picture, gremlin that got fed after midnight, and the purple monstar from space jam. The human race is gone and you're the only one left. God comes down and says that you have to repopulate the earth with a new form of human, and you can't get out of this no matter what. Your only choices are a prehistoric damn near ape cave woman or a highly evolved woman from the future that almost looks like a grey alien. So are you gonna go bananas on some cave pussy or go for a ride in the coochie of the future?

ojc

How's it going Oreo Crew? My question is rather simple. Have you ever had a day that was SO bad, it was almost comedic? Yesterday, I crashed my moped and now my whole body hurts (silver lining, didn't break anything) and then my dog died. Which, let me tell you, fucking sucks, but I can't help but laugh at how incredibly terrible yesterday was.

Clara Martin

What's up, creatures of the abyss? What's the most unsettling fact about animals that you know? Mine is that nobody knows how or where eels reproduce.

Connor King

Okay Snarkies... Episode 77 had a number of hot takes that had me steaming, however only once did I actually get the urge to commit a hate crime. It was when Mr. "I lived in Greece and I only fuck Europeans" said that his favorite ancient myth was part of Greek mythology and then pronounced the character's name as "Hercules." Get that bastardized Roman shit out of here and pronounce it correctly, Derrick! The Greek pronunciation is "Heracles!" Named after Zeus' wife "Hera" in an attempt to mitigate her wrath toward the child. Please correct this unforgivable mistake immediately.

Mmm do I smell a Brappy Patty -Plankton

Hey Cum Crew, do y'all think that eating a person's ashes is cannibalism? sidebar: how would you guys like to be prepared after death? cremation, burial, ejected to space? thanks for making my work at my hospital a little more lighthearted

Fun fact

Hello Damon Wayans, Demon Wayans and puerto. I wanted to know what was the first video game you ever played? Mine was street fighter 2 on my brothers SNES, he always beat my ass at it and its the main reason why I hate fighting games. Side note: Thank you Sweeney for pulling me over the edge and getting me back on my feet. I will never forget your hospitality.

Watch the Big Lez show y fakin kants

Hello african-american gay couple that adopted an european goblin of a child. (We know the truth. Drop the facade.) Thoughts about Subverse? (The full fledged porn game with gameplay and story. Essentialy a 18+ explicit Mass Effect)

CrizzlyBear

Hello the one who always brings up Halo, the one who always brings up sex, and the one who always brings up race When eating cheese sticks or string cheese or whatever you want to call it, do you eat it like a normal human being and just bite into it because it's already in the most convenient form possible or do you take needless extra steps and peel the cheese for no reason and get cheese in your finger nails because you're stupid? Had a screaming match with my friends about this the other day. Agree with me and inflate my ego please and thank you.

Cammy ass sweat in a can provided by the church of cammy

Hello black, black coded, and black again. This question is more geared towards Sweeney, but the others can hop in if they want. Is the riddler gay or an incel? The flamboyant costume design makes me think he's in the closet but his overall attitude is that of an incel. No social skills, inflated ego, probably uses outdated statistics. Idk what do you guys think?

I love FOV sliders

Hello Jerry, George, and Kramer. What is a better projectile weapon, a can of soup, or a baseball? My friends all say a can of soup because of the potential damage, but I think a baseball is clearly superior because of the velocity and accuracy. Thank you for the laughs :)

96 tnuc

Do it fart tho?

Argan Ether

Hey, people who refuse to validate the opinions of their audience. The trailer for Sing 2 came out recently, and it featured Bono, of all people. Since I doubt anyone born after 2005 knows who Bono is, what's your honest opinion on giant rock groups like U2, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, etc.? I feel like they all have their place in music history, but are overrated overall.

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Hey black, blakk n blackish, for a while I’ve noticed that your podcast attracts a ton of super talented artists (I’m a artist too!) I think it’s because your podcast is entertaining enough to keep the ADHD brains of us artists occupied so we don’t spiral into distraction while mindless enough that it doesn’t take too much focus, this is just my assessment, I’m curious what you guys think about this? Also this is the most ADHD podcast on the internet, I LOVE IT. Though sometimes you guys have made me laugh so hard I accidentally knock over some of my art pieces. Also mental health issues and good artwork for hand in hand 😂 I don’t think Ive ever met a good artist who didn’t have some kind of damage or drug addiction. Do with that what you will Gonna be a shameless plug, omit this if you want, but check me out at FrogsmeadCeramics!!! -Lucii

I challenge the other Connor king to a fight to the death there only can be one

Hello 3 people I gave $25 just to ask this. But can you help me organize a fight to the death with the other connor king? (or how ever his dumb name is spelt) I can’t stand being at work and hearing my name randomly said through the speakers. It’s weird and makes me think some random person on my Fedex route is yelling at me. Hopefully we can stream it and will sweener will be my ring coach? I need his special brand of insanity to decimate this weirdo who uses his real name to write into this podcast.

Doug's Discount Toiletries You Wipe it and we Swipe it

Hello Jury of my peers, I assume you will mention this in the next episode, but What in God's holy name is the enigma that is Chris/Christina Chan? If you do address it, my question is would you buy a product if they all had ads like this https://youtu.be/9MfdocUVLiw. Side note from a few episodes ago. Sweeney and his yogurt story remind me of Frank and charlie eating cat food to fall asleep in Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

SCLowenhertz

[Question for the Cast] Hey Sweet Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, and Aztec Chocolate. I know on the last cast you were talking about the Eel mating habits, and how they've never been witnessed in the wild. As someone who has worked in the Marine Biology field in the past, I'd like like to draw your attention to the Black Carpet, a miles long colony creature that exists on the sea floor, which consumes everything in it's wake and we have no genuine explanation to explain. My question: What internet rabbit holes have you gone down that has scared you to your core? Cheers boys.

StormHornet13

Hello Derek's Questionably Racist Japanese Accent, Master Chief Soyjack, and "People aren't flammable". I am a First Time patron after having binged the podcast at work and I finally caught up. Thank you all for keeping me heavily entertained while I work, I look sporadically insane grinning at nothing. My question is a bit personalized so feel free to answer whatever but: What is your least favorite Character from Mass Effect, Halo, And Critical Role (The Sween Will know). Mine are Liara, because shes the basic bitch alienbait, The Didact, because he's forerunner Shadow the Hedgehog, and Vex, because Trinket had to have a random magic item introduced so that laura wouldn't have to face the consequences of bringing a pet to literal Hell. Sorry for the paragraph, but accept my shekels.

John Martian

If you could inherit any Greek God's role as lord of their domain, who would you choose? (Derek you can't pick Aphrodite because I know you're going to pick Aphrodite).

Doug's Discount Toiletries You Wipe it and we Swipe it

Don't see an August thread yet, but I'm hoping y'all still see this. Hello Kyle's new owners, Wanted to piggy back off a discussion from last week's episode regarding rappers. Chris, feel free to answer as well, but Derrick and Sween you mentioned Killer Mike, was curious on your thoughts of the other half of RTJ, El-P. Personally I'm a big fan, with one of my favorites being For My Upstairs Neighbor out of the Mums The Word Album. Thanks for all the laughs!

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Heyo,wanted to jump on the wildest fact you know question train. Did y'all know that the Massachusetts PD left Salem after a sheriff in 1978 recovered from a heart attack and found out that every sheriff in salem the last 300 years had suffered a stroke or heart attack at some point. Reason they gave for moving was a curse that was cast during the salem witch trials.