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#195: Chris can't understand BG3 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-12-23 07:51:10
Edited:
2023-12-23 07:56:52
Imported:
2026-06

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This episode Chris further displays his inability to appreciate BG3, and we laugh at Tim Pools consistently moronic takes .

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CF0298

I almost think Chris is being dense on purpose with the initiative complaints

JohnnySausage

This is for chris. Initiative is determined by dexterity roll just like any of the other dice roll checks and your initiative bonus can be increased by raising dex and the alert feat. Also with the gnolls wait till level 4 and use the hill next to them to sneak up on them then rain hell on them. Those gnolls are only able to shoot you multiple times if they have buffs from their boss with the flail and if they have the high ground. Also most classes get a huge power boost at level 5 martial classes get multi attack and the main casting classes get 3rd level spells like fireball and mass healing word, spirit guardians is also super busted and makes shadowhart insane. Hope this helps

Give trans women all your money

Chris is clearly capable of enjoying games with a strategic element like Halo and Xcom so to hear him be so dense about a WRPG of all things, something thats a lot more simple than Halo, it feels odd?? Like im being trolled kinda

my cat is transphobic

how did i just now find out that derricks full name is derrick pilot ? p.s. love having derreck read the names! really refreshing considering he doesn't ever read them

AllHandsOnDick

Initiative is such a simple concept, especially in BG3, it almost feels like satire how heavily it stumps Chris.

BerryTheDead

So on brand for this to go up at midnight

Aaron Fontanella

Shout out to gay Bury the Light, your name was not in vain

Rat Pobertson

"Wolverine isn't coming out anytime soon" I'm pretty sure you can go download it now.

Rat Pobertson

I think Sweeney's Genie™ would just dump everyone's corpses in Hell County, Michigan.

Marcus Shorten

Only two words come to mind when I hear Chris talk about BG3….Skill Issue

DemonKingMidas0011

If a ghost stole Derrick’s wife, he and JF would end up being cellmates.

Rat Pobertson

What blows my mind is Chris expecting D&D to have some mysterious unseen stats dictating his speed, as if every single stat and their effects aren't all plain to see. It's a game that requires math to play, so you HAVE to know what those numbers mean, otherwise you're the equivalency of a blind guy in a slap fight with a gorilla.

Backshot Kyle

Did Tom Sweeney forget the Patreon password?

Bagel29

Most likely