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March Question Thread (Patreon)

Published:
2024-02-28 19:53:44
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2026-06

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Don't make us come after you! Ask us your questions now, or forever hold your peace. 

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guy with Average sized penis

Good day Christopher, Derrick and the third one. What is your favourite content made by the other snark tank hosts

manuel iop

Hay boys I just wanted to ask how does it feel watching media with people you know/friends.

ALT

What's the craziest/funniest High School you guys are willing to tell? The first thing that comes to my mind is this kid in our school shoved a plunger up his ass in the bathroom and sent it to a girl he liked, and she naturally sent it to a bunch of people

Every time Sweeny interrupts I cum

What is up my goofy goobers, who's the strongest fictional character you think you could beat in a fist fight? I'd say for me it would be close but I could probably beat Caillou's dad

The Blockiest Transfem

Sup Grindr catfish, Jerk Chicken, and Child Cudi. Who's the best kisser in the group?

BeatoMyMeato

Hello snark gents! I’ve been getting back into working out and whenever I’m about to give up on the treadmill, almost any song from the Rocky soundtrack revitalizes me more than a glass of piss does to Stallone. My question is, do you guys have a song or soundtrack that ignites that fire in you when working out? Have a great one

Incepted

Hey Human Wojak, Black Case_Oh and Jew A few months ago I was on a Saw binge and tried submitting a question on it but didn’t get it read so i’m trying again! If you were in the shoes of John Kramer which celebrities, people in your life or just random internet haters would you put in these traps. And please design these traps to fit them specifically. Props to you guys

Bird vs Camel

Hello fat skinny and thick. I wanted to ask why NYC's sandwich game is so bad? The Chopped cheese is an unbelievably terrible sandwich. And don't get me started on how dumb it is to call a sandwich a hero. You would think a city with such good Italian food would kill the sandwich game Philly owns the sandwich game from cheese steaks to Italian hoagies to chicken cutlet sambos philly owns the sandwich game. Fuck you.

Backshot Kyle

Sup gay boys, my question is for good ol Sween. Since Miles can shoot lighting out of his body and make a lighting sword. Why can't we make a cum sword even though we can shoot cum out of our bodies? Much love, stay hydrated

Gears Of Sex

Hello Pine, birch and mahogany. Is there any irrational pet peeves you have towards people or am i just a hater. For example, I can't stand people who use their mouth as a third hand like they can't just set something down for a second. *Side note* i tried Delucias pizza since Derrick mentioned it and its not bad definitely a 8/10 with ass shavings and all

Authentic Shaggy

Hello Big, Medium, and Small. Since hearing your discussion on how people shower I have started scrubbing my legs with a luffa every time. I have noticed no changes in cleanliness, just a lift of YOUR judgment off my shoulders. So thanks I guess?

wacky racists

Good day Grumbus Crew, Have you ever had an experience where you met someone who struck fear into your feeble heart? Like you just got a sense that somebody was bad news? When I was a kid, I met a man who showed me photos of his "granddaughter" while I was staying at a campground. He kept saying "pretty good, eh?". But the photos he was showing me were from Google. He had searched up a young actress and was telling me they were related. I was sure this man would traffic me. Craziest part is that he turned out to be telling the truth as I found a photo of the two of them years later on her Instagram.

SovietPenguins

What's up snark gang, what is the wildest interaction with another group of people you have ever had. I've had a run in with a cult and that is the wildest situation I've been in.

kai

Hey bisexual belated mistakes! one time I was lesbian zoned by a girl I liked. If you could change someone’s sexual orientation who would it be?

AllHandsOnDick

Oi you right tallywhackin cunts, what is a sequel game you never want to see made because you know it just wont be able to capture the magic of the others. Me personally I never want to see Elder Scrolls 6, if the writing of FO4 and the gameplay of Starfield are what we have to look forward to, just keep re-releasing Skyrim.

Colin Moriarty

Herro Wario Gouda, Swiss May Sun, and Derrick SomeQueso Cheese man. You've just won a class action lawsuit and now reign over ONE mega corporation of your choice. Who do you decide to take over and what changes/products would you make?

Possum

You’re dumb and should kill youself

Jelqing but for Girth

Dear Three Muske-Queers, What would be the funniest Snark Tank branded merchandise you'd want to create/sell?

GOTY guy: Beat Zelda BotW, Next Up: Hades!

Who’s the craziest most opposite-to-your-views candidate that you would rather vote for than Trump OR Biden? I don’t hold this view anymore but there was a brief time back when I first discovered Ben Shapiro (circa 2016 or so) that I was under the impression that he’s a republican that I could see myself voting for if I absolutely had to vote Republican. The ONLY thing about him that remains attractive as a potential candidate is his youth.

Duckmaxing

Sup trio that lacks object permanence. As a young nigga entering the comp sci field after thousands of Asians got laid off, you three talking about technology made me remember why there'll never be a job shortage in IT. My question is, "What game show or contest would the three of you do best in?" (Family Feud, Wipeout, Hole in the wall).

Commander-in-Queef

What's a tv show or game franchise you loved so much it hurt you personally when the writing went to shit? For example Gears of War 5 turning JD fenix into a fucking war criminal only to sideline him just to have him come back like nothing happened. P.S. Yes chris you can pick halo.

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Howdy to Chris D’elia, Ari Shaffir, and Louis CK. Long time listener but I never bothered asking a question. If you had one pick for a character from ANY media to join Smash, who would you choose? Keep in mind that reaction YouTubers and players alike will most likely be enraged at your decision no matter what it is.

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Heyo Chris Benoit, Bobby Lashley, and Big Daddy V. What was the first movie/game to give you some childhood "trauma?" Mine was seeing the opening cinematic of Resident Evil 3. Seeing the soldiers and cops getting teared to shreds made me shit bricks. Hope you all have a good day!

Saddest Substance

Hello hello Punk (Chris), Ass (Derek) and Bitch (Sween). I hope yall are doing kinda well, I guess. What do you all think of games that insist on being challenging and don't implement scaled down difficulty options - as an artistic choice? To me it's as valid a choice as insisting on giving characters big, milky breasts and/or cocks and I find complaints about both these choices equally vapid and entitled. Thanks for the show boys, every week it makes the tiny bones in my ears wiggle.

Rat Pobertson

Howdy fellas. I recently met my biological father for the first time and it turns out he's a paid Mime. How would you react if you reconnected with a family member, only to find they went out of their way to become a Mime?

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How's it going bad opinion, bad opinion, and bad opinion? After rewatching the Independence Day 2 episode, it got me thinking: if you guys had the option to kill and eat one cryptid of your choosing, which one would it be? Much love as always

Haggis

Hello King Sweeney, Queen Chris and Gay Bard. What is a person/friend of yours that you could hypothetically ask to be on the show (high odds that they would say yes) that would also be an awful guests. PS. Snark Tank helped me through tough times last year, stay moist.

Bananahamcake

Hey sex. What’s the most wild coincidence or moment of insane timing you’ve experienced? For instance, during the last episode when Derrick mentioned The partisan turbine, I was literally in the middle of printing a shirt of theirs. Blew the socks off my cock

Stratman

Yo Mantis, Mongoose and Warthog What is a dream music collaboration? Certified Sween Simp, would pay some stupid money to hear some Pretty Boy Aaron Ft Kingston typa shit. If he feels left out let him choose to co-run a D&D campaign with someone.

kai

it has to be Derrick

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Hello Derrick "Some AfricanAmericanGentleman", Christopher Raymundo Gunsmythe Higgins, and American Sween Machine, Would you rather have to enact all the gay actions described in your parodies with your co-hosts, or would you rather be forced to kill them slowly in a brutal manner. Cheers Homos

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Hey Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward. Recently I heard machine gun Kelly perform a cover of Aerials on the Howard Stern show. Being a big SOAD fan, his cover awakened a primal rage so hateful I actually had to take a walk to calm down over how bad it is. Has there been a cover of a song that makes you seethingly angry? Let me lick your glasses, Chris

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Howdy Chrickney, I wanted to ask what's the quickest a light situation has escalated to be a PROBLEM. A couple months ago I got a call from my elderly neighbor at 3am telling me I left the light inside my car on, and when I went to check it turned out my car was on fire. Have a good day.

Landon Keith

Hello Snark boyos, Hoping your day is swell and you’re avoiding being shat on by Vince McMahon (allegedly). With the 2024 election coming up, I think we need to change how the Presidency is decided. How would you guys decide who gets the job besides electoral votes? I am suggesting a 24 hour goon-off live on CSPAN. First to cum loses, the other becomes President and goon king. If there is a draw, they’re both cast away at sea and banished from returning. Have a good one, cum lords.

KingOfHaphazard

Hey guys, long time no see! I’m a ways behind so sorry if you answered something like this already: Who is someone, alive or dead, that has personally earned your ire to such an extreme that you would accept an offer to hunt them for sport? For instance, I would give whatever subhuman leech is doing all of the UI changes to stuff like Discord and YouTube a 2-hour head start before hunting them across eastern Washington like it’s fucking The Most Dangerous Game or The Running Man or whatever. Or shit, maybe Elon Musk instead. Doesn’t matter, it's just a fun question, don't think on it too hard. Thanks for keeping on, I’m proud of you. (Edited to make actually readable)

Occam the Ram

Dear 12 inch dick, 7 inch dick, and 2 inch dick, not a question but I wanted to say that I told my coworker the conversation you guys had about the power rangers defeating depression. They laughed so hard so it was awkward when they immediately asked which podcast I heard it from. Love you guys but I love my job more and nervous about getting dragged in front of HR

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Hello Slaking, Wobbufet, and Ralts. With the Pokémon Presents announcing Pokémon Legends Z-A, I was curious what you boys were hoping for in a new main line Pokémon game. I’m personally very excited but would have liked to see a port of Gens 1 through 3. P.S. You guys have a favorite Pokémon? Mine is Charjabug, as it sorta looks like a bus, which is only natural as I am a homeless city bus driver. XOXOX

Lemon Pepper

Hello Derek Snark, Chris Tank, and Sweeney Podcast, If you could pick one instrument to have eradicated from existance and never heard in music again, which one would you pick and why? I’d pick the Ukelele because it’s gay.

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Hello little devil's on my shoulder. Could you guys do a extra ammo where you rewrite the movie 8mile but gay. I want gay rap battles about who can suck the most dicks. Thanks for the memes fellas

Nagito Gooner

Hello, the 3 pustulous boils resting on the back of the quartering's neck. If all of the snark tanks fanfic characters were to fight each other to the death in a battle royale, who do you think would come out on top? For round 2, no Pizza Time, because I know you're all going to vote for him. My moneys on The Cowl from your mask rewrite. Have Fun!

Nicholas Brilhart

Greetings Snark, Snarker, and Snarkest. In a "there can only be one winner" Battle Royale scenario between every Disney Animated character, who is winning? Everyone from Abu to Zurg is here.

One Bisexual to Rule Them All

Hi boys, As people who have lived in both New York and California, what are the pros and cons of each city? I’ve been listening to the show since it went weekly back when I was in high school and I’m now about to graduate, so my next step seems like it might lead one of those two places. Hope I made you feel old with this one and thanks for all the laughs.

Jack Greacher

Greetings Vanta, Blanco and Vañta Would you rather shit gold, piss diamonds or cum oil? The gold/shit has the size/shape/smell of normal shit, it's just always hard and painful. Piss diamonds are like kidney stones everytime you piss. With cum oil you're effectively infertile and sex is probably ruined. Creative solutions welcome Also in order to profit from these powers/curses you must obviously collect after you make. Thanks for the giggles

Jack Greacher

Also I forgive you for shitting on my last question 🙏

Dr Houses gameboy vs Frank Underwoods ps vita

Hello ass, thighs and pile of bones. If you were in a RPG, what would you think your racial/starter stats would be? Please explain in Skyrim or Eldenring logic not that nerd shit Sweeney plays Love from Iceland

tsnmalik

Hello Piss Gay Cum, Kingscum Gaymeson, and SomeBlackBi If you could gain Superman's powers by stroking him to completion and drinking his cum. Would you do it? If the answer is yes, what other superhero would you drink the seed of to gain their powers. This does not count for female superheroes and their squirt. That's straight. Ew

Derrick Nutt In Me pls

Hello, King Dedede, Little Mac, and Ganondorf. What real-life songs remind you of a game? For me, it's "Day 'n' Nite." It reminds me of Midnight Club whenever I hear it.

Chris

What’s the limit to how many videogame characters you the 3 of you could take on together

Marcus (Marcus)

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Hello Devin Townsend, Slipknot and Mario Judah. Joe Biden in another incoherent jumble accidentally gave the Snark Tank the ability to make up one new law for each member of the podcast. What are you guys choosing.

Retardigrade

Hello black dwarf, white dwarf, and black hole Re-write the rules of physics for your own convenience

Zach

If you could change one character from any media franchise to whatever casting or role you’d choose? Who and what, hard mode no Keith David.

Ned Erdy

Hey Folks! Take 4 fictional characters & make a band that you'd pay money to see!

A smiling friend named Bryan

Hello you handsome cocks, quick question. What would all three of you have in your “Goon Cave” if you had one?

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Sup Buu, Vegeta and, Nappa. You have made many gay song covers but what video game or movie do you think needs a gay parody? You can do just a scene or the whole thing. Gay rainbow six would have the operators defending a giant dildo

Ciphergraph

Hello Snarkius Tankius. I have a hypothetical for you

Gears Of Sex

still waiting on those snark tank cum rags

I lick-a da penis

Hey there my little queers! Question: You are having sex in a car but it's inside a Transformer. Which Transformer do you choose?

N-word Scissorhands

Hey boys! I’ll make it quick: Who in the Dragon Ball series sucks and/or fucks the best?

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Dearest guacamole nigga penises Have you ever though of doing some sort of brief end of show game where the loser has to read names or something of the sort? Your voice is gay and you should feel bad about it (Joking of course).

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Howdy fucks, I've been listening for long while and my question is. If you ended switching bodies with a co-host for a week, who would you prefer and why?

Master of Miasma, Dummy

Hello gooner squad. Have you ever experienced failing upwards outside of youtube? Back in the 9th grade, me and the boys were tasked with filming a short video about air pollution for class. The video was basically a youtube poop, ending with a memorial for me, because I got killed off screen by my dad. I was also sitting at a table next to Osama Bin Laden in one of the tribute photos. We got a passing grade.

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What's up chucklefucks? What game (Currently running series or otherwise) do you want to see in Virtual Reality? Deuces Dipshits!

SgtShrew

If Goku is Kakarots coon name, what are fitting coon names for the other saiyans?

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A question for you lovely MEN lovers, Fuck Marry Kill The Great Mighty Poo from Conkers The Hunters from Halo CE Or Fontaine in Bioshock with his magma looking body but with the Atlas accent

ShitBob CockPants

When will there be an extra ammo dedicated to reading Sweeney hate comments?

Duckmun

Hey guys, short,, simple question for you. What is the most artery clogging food you've ever eaten that you would say was actually worth it? I'm talking something that you could feel taking the years off your life, but was so good you couldn't stop eating it.

Happy birthday to my Gay Terrorist Toefurr

Personify your favorite patron names over the years: What is the appearance/feats of Cum man, the man of cum? Most of all, is the lore behind the King of Haphazard? Etc etc. Bonus points if you break down who would win a battle royale and how

Master of Miasma, Dummy

Greetings bard, wizard and barbarian. If you could have a video game character as a minion that you can summon to do your bidding who would you choose? (HARD MODE: You can't fuck them.)

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I once saw a 2 part 20 hour review of skyrim were some of the first words the guy said was "I don't like preachers". Can you three cunts of cum tell me if you've heard anything so self defeating and hypocritical with 0 self awareness. (Bs Kumston Jame-a-cum has said can count but try to look for 1 outside source)

Eric Lopez

Hey guys. Who would each of you pick in a racial draft? Like the Chappelle show skit.

Freddie your bigges fan

Hey my three stand ins for a dad Why the fuck is the podcast called snark tank I love you sugar plum

Legendary Anal Fister Johnny Shit Knuckles

Alright, second time’s the charm since my last question wasn’t answered. Do you guys know any disrespectful sexual acts that make you laugh every time you think about it? I was graced with the knowledge in 2016 about something called the “Sloppy Jalopy”. It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind, bust in your hand, then smack them in the face with your nut filled palm. PS: Snark Tank drinking game! Take a shot anytime Sweeny says “What happens is this”. I’ll see you all in the hospital.

Cytherea’s Conjured Squirt Sword

Hey fellas! Long time listener and first time patron. Decided I’d finally toss some shekels your way. Anyways not really a question but more of a topic; Each of you are guaranteed hell, god is real and he hates you, and tasks the three of you to design each others hellscapes to be as miserable as possible. Thanks for da funny hahas

Punished Nursing Student (I failed lol)

Hello Snarktards Is there any piece of media you’ve indulged in that’s permanently warped your sense of humor for the worse or better. Personally I’ve listened to a lot of Cumtown and now I’m damaged beyond repair.

DB

Hey guys, I’m 19, live in houston, and potentially visiting New York for the first time in late April, only gonna be there about 3 days. Do you have any recommendations, advice, etc? Thanks a ton!

Jello

Hello trans fem,trans masc, and gender neutral beast when are Chris and Derrick going to do the hero song from rami Spider-Man love you snark boys

Jolly Old Dipshit, The Ace of Parades

Hello the darkness under my bed, closet and the mariachi light I got from Chi-Chis With the new independent games that have come out recently, the thought occurs if you've got any indie games that your playing now that you'd like to say?

YoungJedi772

Hello, 2 and 1/5ths of a vote! Don’t know if you guys are Borderlands fans at all but what’d you think of Tiny Tina’s Wonderlands? Got gifted the game and I am loving it!

DripMH, the Lord of Touhou

How's it going, Tankies Not a question, just wanted to talk about a slight misconception that got brought up on the dictatorship Extra Ammo, because whoever told Derrick that it took over 100 episodes for One Piece to get good must have been a DIMWIT, a GOOBER, a DAFT FOOL even. In reality the series just has its first iconic/TRULY exception moment a few dozen episodes in. Thanks for y'all's time, keep that content machine chugging.

randeep kang

Sup Gnome, Dwarf, and Hag, your able to choose 3-4 different jobs for Hasan to do. Each taking about one month of employment at a time, what will these jobs be

Napster of Puppets

Hello gentlemen, You guys, especially Sweeny, have mentioned it quite a few times already but I need to ask again: When are you guys finally gonna visit Japan? If that could help you make up your mind, October/November is usually cheaper. To give you an idea, I go there once a year during that time for a FULL MONTH on a budget of less than 5000$, all expenses covered. Obviously, a week or 2 is gonna be far less expensive. Hope this tidbit helps you make up your mind about travelling there soon. I kept delaying my first trip there because I, too thought it would be far more expensive than it really ended up being. Have a good day.

LR INT Kid Buu

Hey gay, gayer, and gayest. What’s a weird obsession you guys have, or a weird interest which ever one works. For me I like learning about amusement park history.

PapaGzeus

Hey hey hey boyos. Simple question this time: if you could imbue any species with human-level sentience, which would it be? Much love as always

Dipshit

Dogs or cats and why?

GayBlade GayBlade, I like dick

very simple question batman batman and robin. if one bear per year spawns in the world with the knowledge of what a grenade is and how to use it, how many years until an incident?

Uncle Remus constantly singing the n word

Hey there! Just wanna give a shoutout to Sweeney. He’s my favorite person on the podcast. The funniest moment of his is wishing everyone on Earth go to Hell. He always makes me laugh. I love when him and Derrick do the Dark Tanks. Thank you for the entertainment, Sweeney!#Sweenation

Random name idk

Hey snark lads. Would you rather have sex with a brute or a krogan?

BigUglyJordan

Dear Snarklings, you can pull two people from history and force them into a one-on-one death match. Who do you pick?

A slightly homophonic dog

Hello closeted gay, Disney adult, and the entity. If you had to come up with a new sex act, what would it be and what would its name be. Mine would be called the slipping jimmy. You perform it by getting hit by a car, then convincing the driver you won’t call the cops if they suck your dick.

Dominican Goku be like “Que lo que x4”

What’s brackin Che Guevara, Patrice Lamumba, and Nega Dr. Umar? I was driving and someone was tailgating me and honking that I wasn’t going 20 over the speed limit. Instead of flipping them off, I gave them a thumbs down. What’s up with that? If this fucking parlay hits, I’m breaking a phat chonk off for yall

Can't Stop, Addicted to the Thick Dick

Hey Snark Tank, Tom Sweeney trying to play defense for Miles Morales conjuring a SOLID OBJECT out of fucking ELECTRICITY like he's Green Lantern is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. What's the point in even being called spider-man when your most stand out trait is making constructs out lightning?

I lick-a da penis

Hey gay men. What is the most idiotic thing someone has ever said to you face-to-face (not from social media)? Mine is when my friend in Freshman year said that Black Women cum is brown.

Cold Pressing Mosquitos For Profit

Hey there, Uppers, Downers, and Hard Liquor. I wanna say thank you to Derrick for getting me into Gundam and wanted to know, if you each had your own mech what would you name it and what weapons/ fighting style would you use?

Mikesapien

Hola, Trio Los Snarkos! Got a movie-related question for you. What movie/show/game can you remember where the entire audience seemed to miss the point? For me, it's "Shape of Water" When people talk about "Shape of Water," it's always "iZnT dAt dUh mOoViE wHeRe sHe FUCKS dUh FISH!?" but no one remembers that Sally Hawkins' character has gills on her neck that open at the end of the movie. She was a fish person the entire time, so it's not a movie about a human fucking a non-human, it's a movie about a non-human finding another member of her own kind and learning who she truly is.

darklord anri

hey penis breath, cum dumpster, and jizz critic, enjoyer of jizz. i have a cat now. she sucks so i wanna know what dumb pet did you guys have that you didn’t like so much and are there ways to get rid of said… least favorite roommate? thank you gods of cum please relieve me of mine as well if you’re ever in hawaii

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Hello there less, lesser and the least. What is the first game you actually finished? I remember playing a lot of games as a wee lad, but a lack of skill in combination with my stupid fucking dumb ass kid brain prevented me from finishing anything for quite a while. Please keep up this goated podcast for the sake of our ailing minds.

Yall NEED to get Danny Motta on

Hello you cum filled bimbos. Have you seen Hasbin Hotel and what did you think of Kieth David’s performance? I thought it was 10/10 Y’all should make a gay cover of a hazbin song there is some gold to choose from

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Hello twink, bear, and hunk This one’s for Derrick, how concerned are you about being typecast as the gay music guy, like how people view DigBar, Grant MacDonald, etc. and FFS I need more GAY in my playlist please tell me you guys are working on more gay bangers

Tickle My Ass Hairs

Hey fags. What fictional world would you choose to live in if you could? Caveat to this is you can't be the main character, you're just an average Joe. You can work your way up to importance, but you can't be Luke Skywalker in the Star Wars world.

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Dear Astigmatism Eyes, Astigmatism Calves and Astigmatism Frontal Lobe, hypothetical for you guys. After yelling in public to subscribe to Snark Tank, someone commits an atrocity. What would the atrocity be?

Hump it and Dump it

Aloha fellers, in the pokemon world what would your teams look like (just the original 150 pokemon is fine)

Tacko2D

my name was written in my notes months ago. Kept telling myself I'll sub later.

Jenamphetamine

Hello honorary homosexuals, Y'all still autistically play with any toys, or is that just Sweeny with his pedophile cards?

Make America Grodd Again

Sup Me no Black, Me no Black and Black. No Question just Please tell me you guys have seen the video of the Foreign cripple dude rapping drill in another language

Cruelty-free Pleatherface with electric chainsaw

Hey guys, a bit of a downer question here. I turn 35 on March 6th (jesus fucking christ). Do you ever stop and wonder “how the fuck am I supposed to do this for another fifty plus years”? Thanks, maybe you can impart some advice on coping with an existential crisis. Or just joke about it, haha.

Sustingus

Would you rather always be a little bit itchy or always be a little bit sticky? Scratching only makes the itching stop for a few seconds at best and you can never wash away the stickiness.

Char Aznable

Hey Mike, Tre, and Billie Joe. Would you rather have to fight a clone of yourself or a fucked up combo clone of the other two hosts? I think Derrick having to fight a combo of Chris and Kingston would make him scared but also a little horny. Stay hostile

Chris

Also Derrick please include the thumbnails and intros/outros for the Patreon episodes. Why pay more for less. Love you

THUGZILLA VS Maria after Dom found her

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Schindler's list is a comedy

What's up three muskaretards, with all the talk about merch recently, besides Lilly chugging pis, do you guys have any other ideas for shirts,etc? Like if you guys put out trump and John Travolta in gears of war wear on a shirt, I'd buy that shit in a heartbeat

WHAMblitz

What it do soft N-word, wigger and hard N-word, I will ask once more. Will a furry rpg be received well? One with a solid plot, solid mechanics and solid hard anthro and human women and men(npc & player) all preferably in a darker and serious world. Keep up the good shit and may good fortune grace you dweebs o7

Hades is just Reverse Diablo

Sup Snarktrio So if vegeta and goku are the last sayians then why are they not like cumming…. Everywhere….. if vegeta cares about his race so much shouldn’t he be trying to preserve it? Like if enough people got sayian porked they could probably permanently add themselves into the genome of the human population. they’ll probably run out of vegetables to name them after tho.

Dmnsrage

No question. Please stop talking about Baldurs Gate 3. I'm waiting for my physical special edition that dropped for pre order at the game awards. It comes up surprisingly a lot. Just asking for the favor thanks

darklord anri

yo sween and the gang it was brought to our attention recently that helldivers 2 apparently has a ‘game master’ who controls basically load outs and spawns idk i didnt read the article BUT it got me thinking what video game would you be the game master of and what friend would you throw in and control their destiny?

PapaGzeus

What's up big boys and little boy? What are some game mechanics/features that you think are truly unique and haven't been (or should be) replicated? My vote is basically everything the Ape Escape franchise did with the right analog stick. Much love as always

Clayton

This is a question mainly for Chris, but I guess it applies to Derek too. Why don't y'all upload uncensored videos to patreon?

Ciphergraph

Hello Snarkius Tankius! I have a hypothetical. You have a 6 foot long hotdog (no bun), and every bite you take is regenerated back instantly. Pretty dope, right? The caveat is that it blows up if someone else sees even an inch of it. How do you hide the hotdog, and what uses do you have for it? Thanks Boys for the goofs and gaffs

Capricious Rizzard

Hey you Snarky Snacks, recently I've resigned to the fact that the internet circles I frequent just aren't as ubiquitous as I thought and make my coworkers just stare at me like the slack jawed knuckle draggers they are when I bring up anything deeper than surface internet based news. My question is, what have you guys found yourself deep into and thinking that "oh, everyone knows this." Only to be mistaken. And Sween, unless it's the only topic you have this for, say something other than comic books. Or do if you have an interesting story. Stay glazed.

GreyGhost got Promoted to Manager

Hello dom top, sub bottom, and sexless no libido cunt. Have you ever considered asking viewers questions and reading/reacting the their stories for an extra ammo. Could really make fun of all your homeless supporters. I think we all have some skeletons in our closet you guys can laugh at.

dort snort

Sup. Would you guys kill the joker or someone equally evil if you where a superhero? Like if pizza time is finally defeated by you after he turned half the ocean into hot cheese would you take him out for good?

Wolf Haley

Hey ed, edd and fuckhead What should we expect when the show goes in person? Should we expect the same bullshit or maybe some physical violence? Love the show, very glad to be irresponsibly paying for it

Just Kidding Simmons

Dear dark tan, darker tan, and darkest tan. Would you let a girl with a giraffe tongue give you sloppy? Thanks, good bye.

GreyGhost got Promoted to Manager

HEY BOYS NOT A DRILL! I recently just discovered the greatest thing ever for game backlogs. I know Chris and Derrick often complain about their backlog and mine is terrible as well, I just recently discovered a site called ‘Infinite Backlog’ and it’s a great way to manage your games across multiple platforms. Just thought I’d share.

Benjamin Button Yahu

what type gummy is yo favorite i'm talking texture and all that

Hey Hole Fister by Train

Hey dark, darker, and default. If you guys were given an unlimited budget and time and no IP restrictions to make an asymmetrical horror game, what would you guys do? What would the premise and villain(s) be and would it star you guys, characters from other media, other e-celebs? The sky’s the limit! Thank you for making the work days bearable love y’all. Ps it’s my birthday month and my wish is for any two of you to kiss. No homo

Cum Master

Hola Grande, Mediano y Pequeño. ¿Si tuvieras que vivir afuera de los estados unidos, donde vivirían? Yo pienso mudarme a Alemania porque tiene trenes y parece muy bello.

Looie

Not a question but wanted to confirm Chris’s tv remote suspicions that the cartoon Hilda has a species of humanoids called Nisse which use the nooks and cranny’s of your home to steal miscellaneous objects into their klepto pocket dimension called “nowhere space”. I’m telling people this things are real, they’re coming after your loved ones. They’re responsible for the missing 411

Straight actor Dichael Mouglas

Heya fuckwads. I was wondering if there are actually any videogames that you would like to be adapted into either a movie or show (live action or animated) or if there are any that you think would genuinely work regardless of whether you'd be interested or not. As bonus, you've shat on certain video game adaptations that chose games that have very little story, which doesn't make sense to me. Surely picking something like Doom or Mortal Kombat makes more sense because you have more freedom and aren't running the risk of tarnishing a pre-existing beloved narrative?

Paul S

Hey crusty sock, your own bellybutton, and ur uncles chin. If you had the power to go back in time and add into any movie either one Hard R N word or one penetrative sex scene what movie, and in what scene would you add these things?

PapaGzeus

Hey there you hilarious homos. No question, just a fun fact this time: in the recent episode (212) you made fun of old Europeans for being so filthy, but this is only partially true. The vikings actually took pretty good care of their bodies and especially hair. English women were infatuated by them because of their beautiful hair and how good they smelled, which caused English men to hate them

Kuzco

Dumb Question. If you shrunk Sweeney down to 4 foot 3, but he kept the same mass could you take him in a fight.

DrDuwop

As a reaction to episode #212 To Chris, how does knowing there are people roaming this earth that know the lyrics to "come be pc" better than under the sea (me being one of them) make you feel.

shooting ropes to hang myself with

Hey girlies, do you have a pussy fumble moment that haunts you to this day? At my first job I had a reputation for being kinda depressed, and one day I was talking to one of the girls I worked with and she said something to the effect of"maybe if you hung out with me you wouldn't be so depressed..." And I said "yeah maybe" and walked off and went back to work. I realized she was hitting on me like 2 years later when the memory randomly resurfaced.

Billiam The Walrus (Loser) Man

Hi there Yoohoo haters, first time patron, longtime listener, I wanted to know if any of you three have a game you enjoyed that you didn't expect to like? I was playing the Persona 3 remake recently, and as someone who usually hates JRPGS I realized I only got into the series because I saw VideogameDunkey recommend it. Any similar experiences?

Amanda hugankiss

Hey Chris, last month I asked Derek which one of the snark tank boys gives the best head. My question was either ignored or forgotten about. My question this month is this. Why am I being silenced?

Jello

Hey chuckle nuts more for sween but Did you guys see the spiderverse style Batman beyond movie renders? I’m so upset that dc turned them down Love yall

I lick-a da penis

Hello gay Hispanics and Normal Blackman. Question: When do you guys think Dragon Ball should have ended? Personally, I'd say it should have happened with Battle of Gods.

Happy HalloGay to Chris and the 2 Spooks

Sup my spiggas, what is the worst date/relationship you’ve had? I dated one girl, who told me a month in she didn’t believe in climate change. My other ex told me she smoked weed with 11yr olds. Stay gay and get cucked

Rat Pobertson

Yo, is anyone having trouble accessing the last two episodes?

Daniel Cockenschplit

Hello Terminator, Kindergarten Cop, and The Predator On the topic of smart TVs being the inferior way to watch YouTube and Netflix, I noticed that YouTube on the consoles don’t restrict you to 2 unskippable 15 second ads and gives you a new option of watching a minimum of 33-35 seconds OF ads (being up to 3 15 second ads) and letting you skip at the time mark. What are your opinions on this and will the corporate overlords make us stand up, and say the brand name of the corporation as ads soon? Much love

Death rolling guys meat like a gator

Hey Derrick, Chris, and the one who went to bat for Nazi scientists. Is there a neat TPS/FPS video game mechanic you feel hasn't been done before or done successfully? Cheers.

DanTheManWithThePants

Getting episodes early on patreon is nice, but why do we have to give up video? The early episodes and extra ammos being audio only on here kinda blows

GayTheQuicksterAKATheDICKSTER

Greetings dick Raygun ,Tom shaft-y and some-black-cock! As you recently mentioned the impending merch sales and the possibility of looking for artists would you be apposed to receiving submissions from fans for potential artists? Stay delayed!

Kyle Howard

Hello lads, in the last stelly episode, there was a topic of comedy. I just wanted to share something that happened last year. My aunt had a terrible stroke and had to relearn how to talk, write, etc. At Thanksgiving, she was comparing her stroke to how bad my grandmother's was, and I impulsively said, "Hey different strokes for different folks". That night didn't end well. Lmao ight later guys sorry for the long write in

Sustingus

Would you rather have to beat a small-ish monkey to death every week for the rest of your life with your bare hands or never eat chicken again for the rest of your life?

Anibuddies: An Anime Podcast

Hey snark tank, how long until one of you actually just does a self funded stand up special?

On the chode againCant wait to get on my bro again

Howdy gaytards, I know you guys enjoy outrageous shows like Xavier Renegade Angel and the Eric Andre Show. I'm wondering... what is the most outrageous thing you've ever seen on TV?

I lick-a da penis

Hey two 3/5s and a Wet Taco! Question: Since you guys likes Prototype so much, thoughts on Imfamous?

Gym broboy

Hey Hey, Hey, and Hey I'm going to L.A. in a couple months for a film festival. Do any of you people have recommendations of what one should do in the WOKE GAY FUCKING CAPITAL OF STUPID FUCKING LIBERALS RUUINING MY BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY!!! Thanks and keep cummin!

Punished Leno

Sup gay fags, have you guys ever played Lollipop Chainsaw? It's honestly one of my favorite games, the soundtrack goes very hard and it's just dumb fun and I miss when games were like that

Sylvia makes a car louder any% speedrun

Hello, various stereotypically named fleshtone dildos. Recently I've been in a delirious state due to a high fever and have been having some humorous thoughts, such as the mashing up of folsom prison and the ball crushing factory bit. My question is this: have you ever been severely or light threateningly sick and had funny thoughts like that? Thanks for all the laughs and getting me through drives!

Transfem JJJ

Hey lads, It’s my birthday this month so my question is Have you wasted a birthday wish on something stupid? I wish for another week of spring break and covid lockdown got announced 20 mins later

I wanna wear Tim Pool's bald ass scalp like a Yamaka

Sup sick cunt, mad cunt and dog cunt. I hope you're still able to supress your radical urges. If you could wipe out 1 square kilometre (or mile. Whatever works for your dumb seppo minds) of land anywhere on the planet where would it be and why?

Benjamin Button Yahu

Hélo lanky glasses, sweeeeeen and other guy!. Big fan, what you do if your lil sweeny changes into steak and only changes back after you cut it off and eat it. (This repeats randomly 2 times a week at random time)

Jojo's Garage

Hi 3. My question is simple. In a rock-paper-scissors style game called Chris-Derrick-Sweeny, who beats who and how?

Wolfang Ramirez

Hey 3 homosexual fellers. what would be a really funny collectors edition item for a video game?, for example death stranding coming with a an actual fetus, or resident evil a real zombie.

Questionable

Are there any people your fan of that you would never stop supporting no matter what they do? personally even if you guys owned multiple Epstein islands I would still support the Patreon.

Scooped Mids

If you were gay, then would you be a top, bottom or versatile? And don't try and act tough and say top just to look cool. Be honest!

Mikey Neapolitan

Songs where you think the intro/outro is the best part? Mine is Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand, the intro is great but the rest of it is alright

Basturmater

Hey guys, long time listener, first time subscriber here. You often hear that everybody should experience working in retail at some point, as this woild make them more sympathetic to customer service workers; In that vein, what are some things you would force everyone to experience if you were the god-emperor of earth?

Lighthouse? It’s actually quite heavy

Hey Chris ray Charles, some black sabbath and run DMsween. What is the funny lie or comment you saw to someone asking a question. I remember seeing a thread of a tourist who didn’t speak much English planning a cross country drive and asked what to do when pulled over by cops. The top comment said “in America it is considered polite to ask “do you want a bridge named after you””

Lighthouse? It’s actually quite heavy

Hello the snark lads, y’all had a convo recently on the whiteness names there are and it reminded me I have the whitest poshest name imaginable. My actual legal name is Abigail Edith Chamberlain.

Ratt Murdock

Hello U.S. crime statistics, if the three of you were to have alcoholic drinks named after you what do you think they would be? I imagine a Sweeney™ would have Caribbean rum, orange twist, and some piss from Lily's coveted stash. Thanks for all the funnies.

Dirtbag

In honor of the GOAT anime creator passing, what are each of your favorite DBZ Heroes/Villians (besides Vegeta, because that's a given)? What about your favorite moment from the series? Any cherished irl memories from growing up with the series if you did? For me its Gohan (specifically teen gohan), and of course the android/cell saga as a whole. The series felt like it got way more gritty at the start of that saga, and it almost felt like the series was aging with me at the time. As I started to like more serious stuff, she show got more serious. I remember when the internet wasn't much of a thing for kids and all the crazy theories and DBZ "secrets" people would spread around school. The hours and hours spent playing Budokai and Tenkaichi games. Rest in peace Toriyama the KING!

my cat is transphobic

hey guys, how does it feel knowing you guys killed the creator of DBZ?

I lick-a da penis

Hello thug-shakers! How many times would you have to puke into a baby's mouth until it cried?

Mr. Hot Salsa

Hello gentlemen, not a question. DragonBall is gonna stop now.

Trevor Moore’s ghost

Hey you fucks, You let a fan manifest bad juju with a “RIP Keith David” joke and read his question about when DB should have ended. You ignored the cosmic signs and in that exact moment Akira Toriyama fucking died. Come here. Come here boys. What is this? Did you do this? Look at what YOU did. BAD. Go to your bed. BAD. STAY. Love you guys, eat my whole ass.

darklord anri

hey hey guys remember when deftones was in the dragon ball coolers revenge movie? rip akira toriyama

GEARSxWARRIOR

Wassup noggas, quick question. Since you guys do 2 episodes a week, is having a dark tank episode a week possible? Chris should still be in those episodes but he would have to be in black sambo blackface to maintain the image of it being the “dark tank”.

LR INT Kid Buu

Hey boys, Toriyama passing reminded me of you guys saying you didn’t understand why Japanese Goku was a girl. Well I’m here to bring that Answer, Toriyama himself chose her when looking for during the audition of the original Dragon Ball. She apparently gives off Gokus hick energy and accent incredibly well. I love you boys. Rest in peace Toriyama.

Ant Castillo

Chris, google Rhea Ripley and thank me later.

ur one girl listener is trans (its me)

howdy can say nigga cant say nigga and shouldnt say nigga ! long time listener n patron, ez question what was your first impression of your cohosts?

Zorgolon

gex is short for gay sex

Brian Syrett

Hey guys, long time listener and just recently subbed the the patreon. Been working my way through the backlog of Extra Ammos and it's been a blast. Been reflecting on the passing of the legend Akira Toriyama and had a realization that two of the biggest voices of my childhood are no longer with us. Toriyama and Chester Bennington. Two totally disparate voices that by right should never have been so closely connected and yet here I am watching "Vegeta Tribute - Linkin Park Numb" videos and reminiscing about simpler times. Don't really have a question as such, just thinking about the good old days of middle school. Thank you guys for your great work and remember to throw on a horrible AMV in tribute to our fallen heroes.

Piss drinker extreme

What’s up gamer and the gamer words. What is something that you do even tho you know it’s not real? For me some times I will try to shoot an energy blast from dragon ball at random objects just because what if. Thanks for all the laughs homos

Jello

Not a question, but I audibly said shut the fuck up Kingston when he tried to go into his, I don’t understand haters thing

Piss Drinker’s Union

Hey tank Bois, first time writing in. Have you ever had a horrible neighbor experience? Me and my gf recently moved out of a place where the upstairs neighbors made noise 24/7 and cps constantly coming and asking us questions about them. They threatened to kill us a few weeks before we moved. I made sure me and my gf had our pistols on us whenever we left.

Hey guys this is awkward but can I barrow some money I would go to my bank but it's debating today.

First time patreon. I subscribed just to ask this question. In honor of the legend, Akira toriyama: What is your favorite dbz opening: rock the dragon, chala head chala or the Kai one. I personally think each one does a great job at fitting a certain aspect of the series: Chala gives a mystical east Asian vibe, rock the dragon represents the hard core testosterone filled action. But my favorite has to be kai's both because it's the one I grew up with but mostly because it perfectly represents the very essence of all of dragon ball: An over the top yet also completely sincere action anime. Sorry for the long question.

Gym broboy

The people need to know!

Hayden Glass

Howdy Snarky boys. Not a funny question, with the passing of Akira Toriyama , I saw an influx of people using AI art to honor one of the most influential artists of modern day. Am I crazy or is this insanely disrespectful? Feels akin to serving McDonald’s at the funeral of a world renowned chef.

Universal Chaos

Hello fats, if your mom and girlfriend switch bodies and the only way to have them switch back was to bang one of them, who do you bang?

TransFemRat

hello psychotic, misogynistic, and blind; question today came from my road rage fantasies. you now have the ability to snap at people and make them combust with the force of one pound of semtex. assume zero mistake or misfire allowance, how would you use/abuse your newfound powers

TransFemRat

that would make me far less interesting of a person to be around

CrimsonPassione

Hello boys,No wity intro just the question cause I'm boring and old apparently, what is your favorite soundtrack from a game and what a song specifically ( hard mode, no vocals and no halo chris, even though the warthog run is stellar.)

I lick-a da penis

Hey Blackies and Browie! Question: Who would you be the least shocked, between the 3 of you, if one of came out as gay?

Pian Miles Long

What's up correct, less correct, and more correct. First time I've subbed, but I've watched your guy's content for almost 10 years. I'm always behind on episodes and I listened to the one where Derrick was talking about the band Death, and it was cool to hear about an obscure band I know. I found them and a lot of music I listen to because of YouTube or Spotify algorithms. It's weird knowing how most people in the past found music through more organic means, but now I almost exclusively find it through discover weekly and similar/recommended artist of what I listen to. Hope I hear this read in a month or two.

Where’s The Water

what's up smash marry kill (in order of appearance of the video version of the podcast) my job recently stopped allowing headphones so i've been spending too much of my day pondering in silence, my question is how long do you think you could last without music before wanting to eat someone else like a zombie. Todaloo!

I lick-a da penis

Which do you prefer: DBZ original dub (90s Funimation version) or DBZ Kai (the 2009 re-edit)?

Cocksucker

This is not a drill!!! Dr. Drew has died

THUGZILLA VS Maria after Dom found her

Hey gentlemen, Im a big Godzilla fan( if you couldn't tell) and with all the movies like Minus One and Godzilla x Kong comin out i was wondering. If you could turn into a kaiju once a day for the rest of your life what would your monster be. For example id be a cyborg crawfish from Elden Ring with lazers and rocket launchers. Have a great day 🤘🏻

I lick-a da penis

Not a question but a little bit of trivia. The original DBZ dub narrator is actual Adult Gohan's voice actor Kyle Hebert

Tickle My Ass Hairs

Hey guys, not a question but just a clarification on a past conversation a few weeks ago. Someone mentioned that the Vikings were cleaner among Europeans. While this COULD be true, some of the only evidence we have of this is from Muslim traveler Ibn Fadland who described them as "the filthiest of God's creatures" as they would share a small wash bucket to clean themselves and they'd spit in the bucket as well. So they were pretty nasty, but he also described them as physical specimens so at least they were shredded.

Tickle My Ass Hairs

I want to clarify, we have VERY little documentation to go off of. As far as we know, they existed as far back as the mid to late 700s and much of Viking history is a bit of guess work. There's still a lot we don't know.

Zero

Hey boys, is there ever going to be spotify inergration for the patreon page? I love it for Last Stand and, it would be cool to see it here too.

Tacko2D

Does Thor throwing your car count as an Act of God in the eyes of an insurance company?

SryMissJackson

Hello to my LOCAL UNITS. Long time homeless here (in San Francisco). What's a decision you made that had unpredictably life altering effects. Making the move from NY to CA, saying yes to an opportunity, meeting someone, etc.? What about something you didn't say yes to or otherwise bitched out of and now can't stop kicking yourself over it? Years ago I was very begrudgingly dragged out of the house to a palates class (???) and ended up meeting someone I dated for quite a while because we both hated the instructor. Live laugh, love you later.

Goonageddon

Hello my pre-femmed boisluts. You’ve talked before about never to fight a person who smiles after taking a punch. What are some other signs that the person you are fighting isn’t worth it?

Sledgehammered Testicles

What's up Incorrect, Correctly Incorrect, and Correct. I was wondering if you guys had any moment that felt like they were out of a movie, Like events lining up in a situation that it feels like its scripted. Keep on sauntering fellas.

ComicG

I can't believe I actually looked it up...

ComicG

I'm willing to bet maybe only sween knows the difference.

ComicG

They would be stuck like that. I'd probably have to get a new girlfriend.

ComicG

I do that too. I also pretend I'm using the force in front of automatic doors.

ComicG

No its not.

Kremlin_Da_Gremlin

Not a guestion but in the Roosterteeth episode Chris talked about how he came to love water and Derrick commented that it is against our nature to not crave it. This reminded me of one of my coworkers back when i worked at a carpet shop, He's chris's height, but around 20+ years older, possibly 30 pounds lighter, drinks nothing but redbull and told me to my face that water is a scam. This was one of a few crazy douchebags that were at that job

R. Graves

60fps is a scam invented by big tech to sell GPUS if you need anything more than an unstable 30fps just admit you're disabled tbh. Is there anything out there you guys feel like is an unnecessary scam too?

Cockweed

Not a question, but I am a long-time listener. I’ve just woken up from a fever dream in which Sweeney laughed so hard that he died in the middle of an episode. Derrick and Chris continued on without much care and uploaded the episode as it was. I awakened from this laughing hysterically and immediately decided to give you my money to tell you this. That’s all I really have to say. Take care.

I lick-a da penis

Hey my little suck boys. Ever heard of the movie "Sukiyaki Western Django"? Its a wild west movie from Japan with Quentin Tarantino having a cameo role in it.

PapaGzeus

What's good my boys! I'm sure at least one of you saw the right-wing freakout over Sidney Sweeny's tits and how it was "the death of woke" and other stupid shit like this. What's the most inane, insignificant thing you've seen turn into some kind of political talking point?

LR INT Kid Buu

Not a question. But a fun fact. The guest character for soul caliber 2 on ps2 was originally supposed to be Cloud from FF7. But they couldn’t get an agreement with Square on time so they added Heihachi instead because they already had his model. I was listening to an older episode and you guys were talking about this.

Sylvia makes a car louder any% speedrun

Hello, three little funny men in my cranium. What do you think future anthropologists would think if the only thing left of the internet was the snark tank podcast in its entirety?

kweermo

If you had to eliminate one would you rather get rid of poop or pee

GOTY guy: Beat Zelda BotW, Next Up: Hades!

I know how you all feel about having fans on the podcast and rightfully so. But I feel like the one exception should be The King of Haphazard, especially since you’ve met him and can sorta of judge whether or not he’s a psycho. I don’t even know if he’d be interested, but I think he’s the only one who truly deserves it. And if not you can always have me on, I’m cool too, at least that’s what my mom says.

Incepted

Hey Chris-Chud, Sween-cel and Derrick-Gyatt I have a simple question and it’s pretty straightforward. Are midgets inherently funny?

ASTROBOY

Hello the 3 peeps that keep me sane at work Long time fan of chris and sween since 2015 ( when i was hs gremlin) and long time fan of the pod Got a job and paid for yall pateron to pay back all the free laughs yall give me So quick question what are yall favorite spiderman costumes? My personal favorite is black suit Spiderman that peter wore when he ran kingpin for his Caucasian 5’s so what are yalls favorite design or designs of the suit?

Hunter Callaway

HARK! 3 COULD BE WISER MEN! Now you must answer my questions 2: Firstly, I've recently started painting my nails a Chrome/Mirror Finish and quite like it (I've also tried Gold, Copper and Matte Black and find it fun). The question is, have yall ever considered painting your nails, and if so what color? Opinions on the topic? SECOND: I perked up when yall mentioned 'American Idiot" and how good it was. It was actually my first Vinyl! However, my Uncle who loved 'Dookie' when it dropped said that Green Day sold out when they made 'American Idiot'. What's yalls thoughts?

kweermo

This isn't a question

GOTY guy: Beat Zelda BotW, Next Up: Hades!

They read non-questions/suggestions all the time. Plus I already asked a question way earlier in the thread that got skipped and this thought occurred to me so figured I’d throw it out there. Excuse me for not coming up with a truly thought provoking question like “would you rather get rid of poop or pee?” Lol

No Penis No Cry

2015 high school alumni here. I was in a US gov class when I also suggested we trebuchet the dickheads off a cliff. As a fellow trebuchet appropriator, I must preemptively cast my vote for President/Dr/Admiral/Lord-Man Derrick of Blackened Fame.

Eric Lopez

"Long story short" would be Derrick's imo.

I lick-a da penis

What would your reactions be if Keith David, in a public statement, denounced the Snark Tank Podcast and called each of you the hard-r?

Questionable

How would you feel if you suddenly found out your partner was an avid quartering fan?

Are Sweeney and Derrick allergic to working out?

Would you guys ever consider having some older guests back on again ?? I really wanna see an episode with Zach or Lyle again or throw us a curve ball and have Gabby back on the pod again .

Nut in my own chest hair and let it crust

Greetings token minoritys. If you could magically turn all members of any one race or ethnic group white, which race would you choose to caucasiafy and why?

AHUGECATACLYSM

Hello Chris, Derrick, and Kingston. Has it ever taken you a long time to learn you were talking to someone important? My best friends uncle is Billy Joe Armstrong and despite meeting him multiple times before hand I didnt realize who he was until I was 15

Magillagorilla

Hello sapient goblins, not a question but I’m here to end a debate. Kingston is wrong about Miles Morales and his stupid Lightning sword and I can prove this. Kingston’s argument is that canonically Miles has always been able to produce Lightning therefore he can form it into a sword. So by that logic since I’ve canonically been able to produce cum for 27 years I should have a cum katana right? Of course not because I’ve never shown the ability to have “cum-kinesis” much like Miles has never had electro-kinesis so you’re wrong Kingston and you have to accept that his lightning sword is stupid. Because it is. Thank you boys for making my nights toiling away in a factory more bearable much love.

kai

Hey Bisexual Belated Mistakes! I’m a first time question asker, long time listener since the one with gabby! Bring her back btw? Anyway, in highschool I made out with this girl for a solid thirty minutes. When I got home she told me she was extremely gay. If you could change the sexual orientation of anyone who would it be?

kai

that’s fucking crazy

Mark Casasola

Hello Based Alien Enjoyer, Casual Alien Enjoyer, and Xenophobe. Been listening to yall since the 2015 days and finally subbed to the patreon to show my support for consistently being such a good source of entertainment and laughs. I especially wanted to thank Derrick for being such an avid Mass Effect fan. You talking about it all the time got me to play it around 2019 and it has remained one of my favorite and most cherished gaming experiences. Currently replaying it right now out of nostalgia and, while ME1 feels a lil jankier than I remember, ME2 still feels amazing. Just wanted to say thanks and I hope one day we get another good installment in the series, or just another game that has that same touch of space magic. Wishing yall the best.

Chat Noir

Hello Small, Medium and Large. Been a fan since 2015. I've noticed that Youtube will delete convicted criminals' youtube channels, but those same rules don't seem to affect musicians. While I understand "why", my question is "should" this content be on youtube? Personally I think it should be on a platform like Internet Archive where its not being promoted in an algorithm. Btw if theres any MSI fan in the audience I will rob them to stay subscribed to this podcast.

Sickdicktrick

Howdy Snark boyos. As Derrick may know, Slayer is coming back this year after their 5 year hiatus. I was telling my friend about it and blanked on the frontman’s name and called him Tom DeLonge (the frontman for Blink-182), and I proceeded to bust a gut laughing imagining that, which leads to my question: What would be the most jarring/funny band to swap frontmen or any other member? Take care Snark tank, thanks for the laughs.

Piss drinker extreme

What’s up Chris, Sween, and “Derrick”. I just recently finished building my first real pc (I’ve been on a a laptop for a while) is there anything you guys recommend?

Pian Miles Long

I caught up to the current episodes faster than I thought and realized I didn't actually ask a question pertaining to what I talked about. Chris specifically pointed this out. Not going to ask one about it though. Chris can you upload the video of you breaking a bottle over Bunty King's head and saying get out of my house somewhere. I haven't seen it in years and probably find it funnier than it actually is. If there's a question here, it's are there any memes you know you will never find again because of how obscure it is?

Chris be like-Make videos or gay sex hmmmmm

Hey fellas, Why did the PSP fail? It just seems like an odd thing that happened considering the massive success that is the Switch and the Steam deck. Were people not ready for it? Was Sony too ahead of the market? Did one of you not buy one causing it to fail?

Transfem JJJ

What’s up guys, In a Snark Tank vs The World Game. How much exp would you dropped and what would your boss music sound like? Have a good day :D

Josh_RailgunRaccoon

Howdy Gremlin Chris, Big Dick Sween & Black guy with Glasses!! Long time viewer, & finally made a new Patreon to pay for your guys cocain addiction, after my last Patreon acc just declined all my payments(?). Just watching Episode 218 with just Kingston & Chris. They both mentioned how fucked the Raimi suit is in Spider-Man 2 (PS5), which I agree with, BUT good news, is they fixed the suit in the latest NG+ update. Suit is almost identical to the 2nd film now, especially the head shape & webbing. Just so you guys know & throb to it like I did. Anw, just want to say thank you for all the laughs & entertainment. Love you guys no homo <3

Reviving jordan Peterson with 400 pigeon calves

Hello brown, midnight, and the color my Wii looks after my mom smokes in the house. Have your ass hairs ever knotted up so bad that it acts like the spaghetti attachment on a play dough play set? If yes how did you overcome this? Finally subbed to y’all thanks for the laughs.

ShirtMan's lesser known cousin WifeBeater man.

What do yall think about the Hello big fan of you two enjoy watching yall. And hi to sweeny also I guess.... how do yall feel about the advances in AI videos? And how long until someone uses it for truly devious purposes to fuck with a large group of people?

I lick-a da penis

Hey Darkies and Chris! What would the concept to a Snark Tank themed Game Show be? From the challenges to the prizes.

ASTROBOY

Hey boyz astro here not really question more of a statement i dated this girl who once i told her i listened to chris she told me openly she tried to “harass” u cuz u is badman and she was like proud of it …so i fcuked her and left a week before valentine’s day for max dmg had to do it lmao have a good day snark boyz (also yes sween she was white)

Biggy Dick Titties

Hey Snik, Snark, and Snuk, as someone who spends way too much time obsessing over making videos of my own, how much time do you think you each spend planning out your creative endeavors? I have a white board that I cover in sticky notes to map out the flow of my special episodes and I'll write flow charts to come up with ideas months in advance of them needing to be made. Much love. Biggy Malone, out.

Incepted

I got a question, where’s my new episode chris

Ted Kaczynski

Hey Two and a Half Men. What are some of y’all’s favourite non-firearm weapons in video games? For me it’s probably either Blaidd’s great sword from Elden Ring or basically any time a throwing knife exists. Thanks for all the great episodes boys keep it up.

Obi Won't'cha Blow Me

You guys have made some episodes about how your dictatorships would be run, but i ask, what are the borders of your authoritarian empires. Do you lead the US?, the world?, everything except French Canada? who has the privilege of living under your merciful rule.

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I apologize profusely in advance for the essay. At this point, I'm just very unsure of what to believe. This isn't even a question I'm asking the hosts, just anyone here in the comments. Anyone at all. I need literally anyone to confirm that there's been no regular episodes OR extra ammo episodes released since March 24'th. As of today, that's 9 days ago. Over a week. My debit card (the same one that I've been using to pay for my membership here for years, was stolen a while back. I've had my new card long enough that I completely forgot about this incident. I finally updated it to my new one, only to find that there's still no new episodes here. If the snark boys have actually been gone without any updates for 9 days then well, damn. That's a hell of a coincidence and shitty timing. 

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Dude, thank you sm. I appreciate it. Couldn't find out any other way.

It's not a chastity cage, it's cock armor

Hey jerks, long time listener, took the plunge a few months ago and became homeless. If the three of you were stranded on a deserted island and had to resort to cannibalism, which of your cohosts would you choose to eat first and why? Thanks for all the laughs, take care boys.