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#212:Bob Marley the Singing Crab (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-03 00:22:34
Imported:
2026-06

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Bob Marley covers the greatest Jamaican character in history; Sebastian the singing crab 

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Nagito Gooner

Chris really entered Ben Shapiro mode to justify his retarded opinions on PB and J. What a drama queen lmao

MojaveScribe

Kinesis is simply the concept of motion. It's funny you bring up Cyclops, because he doesn't have laser eyes. The "beam" coming from his eyes is a doorway to a dimension of pure kinetic energy. In other words, you can ONLY say that Cyclops has kinesis. Nothing else.

Ne plus ultra

My dad has been smoking weed everyday since he was 18. He's 46 right now

You will PONDER the ORB

The interpretation of kinesis in comics is that a person can manipulate a particular form of energy/matter. For Miles, it was never implied that he had bioelectric kinesis, he just bioelectricity. Which would mean he can produce and discharge electricity but not shape it into a ‘hard light structure’ like a lightsaber. A good example of kinesis is Storm from X-men as she can ‘Kinesis’ the weather(control it), but she’s not making swords out of wind, lightning, or rain

You will PONDER the ORB

Look for the most part, Miles having a sword made from his bioelectricity is gay and dumb. It’s an anime power and nothing else

MojaveScribe

Oh I know I'm just saying it's a funny choice of words to ask about Cyclops specifically that way lol

I'm 4ft11

The kid who had a mental breakdown at the nerf battle was later suspended from school for stealing phones and hoarding them in a cave. (This was Washington State, which has lots of caves and hills.) His dad was a cop and I don't think he saw any real punishment.

Colin Moriarty

I'm still waiting for the full release of "Put Dick n Me!" :(

commie cumstar

I wish yall would bring back the tank theme like the beginning of the podcast. It was cool! This is my favorite pod u guys are awsome

makar

Amazing

Jenamphetamine

Scary story about the super soaker oozinator, I had one as a child, and the ooze went into my ears and nose and hardened. I had to go to the emergency room to get that shit removed so I could breath properly again. Idk how they sold the thing to children.

JD Vance really got that “Oopsie Daisy” charisma

The episode the last question was referring was episode 115 of the snark tank. The episode includes: -Chris making an episode at vidcon. -Derrick being absent due to being mildly inconvenienced, or dead by Covid. -The episode being filled with connection issues. -Sweeney doing his first sponsor reading while his toiled seat is up in the background. - Chris schizophrenically doing the last 20 minutes of the podcast due to connection errors AND Sweeney leaving for Las Vegas.

Gym broboy

Do you still smell it?

Owen Lagger

Sweeney: what does electricity powers have to do with spiders. Stupid ass power

LR INT Kid Buu

You can make your name longer on the actual Patreon website bb

Hey Hole Fister by Train

I appreciate you 🙏🏼 If they don’t read that on the next episode I’ll make it my name

kai

REAL

kai

Bro Chris was outside for that haha

UnnamedDrone

I looked up sandwhich, and I found sliced hotdogs on toast before a pb&j.

Aaron Fontanella

Chris said the one thing every stoner says before impending doom

Nusence

Wow that funky town video was really not funny

Questionable

Derrick really is a radical centrist lol saying Israel is doing a genocide then bullying the shit out of a dude who died protesting calling him mentally ill.

Rat Pobertson

Fun fact: Pilgrims didn't wear buckles.

Rat Pobertson

Idea for merch: d&d themed shirt featuring Chris as a halfling barbarian and Derrick as a sword bard in a tavern called the Snarky Tankard with Derrick casting "Sweeney's Hideous Laughter" at an ogre that looks like Ethan Ralph. Sween should he embodied as the spell, cackling above the ogre.