Ep. 77- Honoring Neptune! Equator Ceremony Round II (Patreon)

After having to heave to at the equator from a massive squall, the weather calms enough for us to put the pollywogs though an equator crossing ceremony. The have to do some pretty gross things like eat from the magical bilge can and wash themselves with a piece of our Kombucha Scoby! After that they get a bucket of old rotten food dumped on them that we saved up for days in the sun. After the ceremony the crew go for a naked swim to cleanse themselves!