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Hellman and The Bee-Man discuss religion, credit card debt, the IATSE strike, and so much more. Then Hellman Jr. calls a microscope store to find out which microscope is best for looking at your jizz with.

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Jack

Heaven & Hellman

Hotterwotter

Has anyone ever Actually tried to mate two different species of sperm before? Could be tight y’all.

Bobby Cologne

Amanda should shred to Inertiatic ESP

Wild Bill Helium

There are lions and tigers that have made Ligers. Zebras and horses I think. The offspring can't reproduce but it's happened.

Tres Brown

Video is working on the app this time

Jeremy Chaim

Video is now working in the app for me ass well

Louie Satchmo

For my drug test at the post office I have to mix my shit, piss, & cum into one cup

Bort Simpson

do the drapes match the carpet?

Bill Valerio

I feel like we owe the microscope guy some business for how cool and patient he was. Great call!

Alex Strawn

Loving this wig on Hellman

David R

the videos work perfectly on Tim Dillon's Patreon

Journe

Nice ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dread drop!!

Journe

Also Mars Volta!

Aleister Cookie @SmileyDieHappY

Learn the history of how the Bibble was written and you will learn enough to know that its all a load of shit.. But Great Job guys, You guys are doing Good! Come over later, We are having Moose Soup!

clapyourhead

If you listen to the first Breeders album, you can hear that Nirvana basically copied them with In Utero. They both used Steve Albini and introduced string instruments like cello to their slower songs I love Nirvana but Kim Deal was way ahead of her time.

Aleister Cookie @SmileyDieHappY

In the time Jesus was “Alive” there was an idea amongst the Hebrews that a Messiah meaning Savoir or Christ (Also remember Jesus means Savor, So Jesus Christ is Savor, Savor.) So, there was the idea that a Messiah would come to save the Jew's from the Gentiles, Meaning non-Jews. (at that time Rome) So, some Hebrews thought This Messiah would be a warrior. Like a Muhammad to what later became Islam. So, when you tell the story of Jesus, he dies of course, So, Some Jews at the time didn't consider Jesus the Messiah they were hoping for. And, in there lay why Paul and others which made up the different sects of what later became Christianity, pretty much made up Revelation to try to convert those Jews who didn't believe that Jesus was their messiah because they were waiting for this Warrior Messiah instead. But many Jews didn't convert. So, instead Paul (Who never met Jesus. Who also argued with the apostles who claimed they actually did know Jesus, what Jesus's teachings were. Who may have also been a Bi-polar schizophrenic who claimed to hear voices) started preaching to the gentiles instead and so Christianity was born. 



So when’s Next Bibble Study? Next Tuesday?

Hotterwotter

I’m going to start a sperm breeding business.

Gino

When I was in high school in environmental science class we were using microscopes to look at like pond water samples for different life. I took a booger of mine and got it perfectly focused under the microscope and then enthusiastically called my teacher over like I found something interesting and told him to look. He seemed interested and confused as to what it was. When I told him, he looked like he just saw a ghost. Basically he way overreacted for something that was pretty cool, you could see some blood, some hair and of course the glorious crusty.

Richard

I agree that that is the best Trail of Dead album (and song). Came to them late though, when I heard their cover of GbV's "Gold heart Mtntop" from their '05 or '06 album.

David Brenner

FYI - the Vimeo shit started working again for me in the Patreon app. Maybe they finally fixed their shit