the sexiest of ornaments (Patreon)

I've had this idea for FOREVER but had to wait for Christmas 😋 Have y'all ever seen those hot shirtless merman ornaments that plague Christmas decor shops and white elephant gift parties? Welp now the PW boys all get that treatment lol (Jules would be so proud)

(Once again no idea why Jasper is so buff when he’s just an emotionless Human Centipede scientist, let him and his gym daddy bod be)