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EARLY ACCESS: Clavicular: The New Face of Masculinity? (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-17 18:22:58
Edited:
2026-04-18 14:01:22
Imported:
2026-10

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VIDEO LINK: https://youtu.be/OliYb-PppwU

NOTE: Very sorry if you get this twice, I scheduled this for Noon today (my usual time) and it didn't post. When I got home today at 2pm, imagine my surprise... so I'm trying to create a new manual post.Hey everyone, it's Early Access Day! Before we get to this week's video, just a note that I do have two slots open now in my "Signature Dose" tier, so if you would like a physical signed script sent to you in the mail with a little message, like you have a 1980s one-way pen pal, consider checking that out. Anyway, on to this week's video, about the latest "guy every kid is talking about and you have no idea who that is".

A look at Clavicular, the terminally-online character who has become the new "guy that parents are being warned to make sure their kids aren't watching". He's the... man? who popularized "Looksmaxxing", and is becoming the new pinnacle of masculinity for many sad young men online. But how masculine can a man be when they publicly cry about cheese on a burger, their dad gives them a bedtime, and they can't handle a few questions by an actual journalist without storming off like a toddler?

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Clavicular: The New Face of Masculinity? - A Dose of Buckley

Support Buckley: http://patreon.com/DoseofBuckley A look at Clavicular, the terminally-online character who has become the new "guy that parents are being warned to make sure their kids aren't watching". He's the... man? who popularized "Looksmaxxing", and is becoming the new pinnacle of masculinity for many sad young men online. But how masculine can a man be when they publicly cry about cheese on a burger, their dad gives them a bedtime, and they can't handle a few questions by an actual journalist without storming off like a toddler?

Comments

Alexandra Buss

Where does a 20 year old get $35,000 for plastic surgery?

Ari Sunfish

he also walked out of channel 5’s interview because the interviewer said he “wasn’t insecure about his looks”… clavicular claimed he was being “disingenuous”. he genuinely can’t picture being okay with how you look.

Juan Medrano

This is'nt being asked enough

A Dose of Buckley

Well he seems to get it from streaming. I think he's claimed to make like $100k a month. That may or may not be true... but he is one of the most watched streamers on Kick.

A Dose of Buckley

Which is part of the body dysmorphia he clearly has that leads to his eating disorder and drug use.

Ari Sunfish

makes me think of creators like asmongold, who clearly has severe mental issues and is not traditionally “cool” in any way, yet is still idolized by a lot of young men

A Dose of Buckley

Yeah Asmongold is the entire other end of the spectrum (perhaps figuratively and literally?), he recently said he got his teeth fixed and it was amazing how he could actually taste food again without it tasting like "rot". But yes, these kids idolize the money and the fame. They don't care about anything but big numbers of both followers and dollars, and it doesn't matter how you get it. If you whack your face with a hammer or live in a roach-infested house where the ceiling is falling apart, all that matters is the numbers.

Petty Officer No Class

This dude seems more insecure than a teenage girl despite being really handsome. Like dude should have developed a personality instead of worrying about plastic surgery. Maybe he'd have to live the everyday like us normies but I think that's better than crying over cheese on your burger.

Ash Archer

These men should look up stoicism. They’ll be happier, because they’ll be living their lives without caring, AND girls will be more interested BECAUSE they’re living their Iives, becoming more interesting in the process and not caring. Women can smell the desperation and insecurity of these people, and it’s a turn off. Literally all my female friends tell me this

Zachary Malloy

Didn't he get arrested recently or is that some other mush brain idiot

A Dose of Buckley

He did but then they let him out immediately with bail, I had thought it was for the Alligator thing (they're "investigating" that) but it was for supposedly "instigating a fight" between two women. I don't think there'll be much in the way of real charges for that. Maybe some anger management course or community service or just probation.

Lazy Loser

People like this don't deserve to live, I sincerely hope his next overdose does the job.

J-mann

Real life Dennis Reynolds

Giu

Wow, 2 My Chem references in a video in a row! Delightful.

HelterSeltzer

No wonder Batman got the ladies. It's that big chin. LOL