Plucked out of the Sky (Patreon)

What’s that? Precious, highly valued celestial feathers, you say? Plucked from the lords of the skies? Let me take a look then.

You’re not trying to trick me, are you? Because that would be highly unwise. Let me clarify a few things for you, sweet pea. I’m not some kind of a hustler, I don’t take dubious goods off a scoundrel’s hands. I’ve been in this business for decades, and from time to time, there comes a lad who thinks he’s the smartest person in the whole world. He’s handing me a handful of dirty chicken feathers, acting like they are worth a golden ingot.

You got anything else to trick me with? If not, get out of my sight!

Feather dealer is already available for download via the link in the pinned post (the pre-supports will be added soon)!